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CFH3 Keg Island 2020

08/07 03:00 PM to 08/09 12:00 PM

A CFH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $30

This year we are planning the event for Cape Fear hashers and those who regularly hash with us. Everyone who signs up will go the waitlist for MisMan approval. As always, space is limited. Payment for those cumming is due no later than Friday, July 31@ 11:59pm.

What you get:

Private island for you and your hashy friends, shenanigans, insects, cool give-away, drinking water, meals on Saturday, breakfast Sunday, a toilet bucket, free parking at River Road Park. Cape Fear will be supplying beer, but since you are all lushes be sure to bring your own beverages as well!

How to get there:

Paddle you own kayak, canoe or raft with all your gear. Or rent a kayak from somewhere else local for you and your gear. Or beg a local hasher with extra kayaks to loan you one. Or bribe a local fisherman to take you over. Or figure out something else for you and your gear. MisManagement will have a boat take equipment over to the island, but MisManagement wants to get drunk, too – so paddle your own a$$ over to the island! (Seriously – it’s not a hard paddle. Put your crap in a drybag to keep it safe and paddle yourself over to the island. Great exercise, you’ll be out in the sun, dolphins will be swimming along with you, etc.)


A kayak, canoe, SUP, jonboat, raft, jetski, hovercraft, or some way of getting yourself and your stuff over to Keg Island; extra beverages of choice (beer, wine, booze); snack food; tent, hammock, or something to sleep on or in; bug spray; sun screen; swim suit; cigarettes, condoms, or other survival supplies you need. If you're bringing more clothes than fit into a gallon-size ziplock bag you're bringing too many clothes!

Start Location Details

River Road Park, Wilmington, NC. Overnight parking is OK if you're camping - just don't park like a douche.

6500 River Rd, Wilmington, NC 28412

Schedule of Events

Paddle over anytime after noon.
Bring your own supper.
Drink hash beer.
Wave at container ships going by.
Don't drown.


Breakfast at 8:00ish.
Water sports.
Drink more beer.
Lunch at noon-ish.
More water sports.
Kayak paddle trail 2:00-ish.
Consume beverages.
Supper at 6:00-ish.
Wave at more container ships.
Shooting Star trail at dusk.
Don't drown or set fire to the island.


Breakfast whenever you stumble out of your tent.
Clean up - we were never here!
Pack your shit up & paddle it home.
Regret everything and nothing all at the same time.


CFH3-Only Event

25 Hashers came:

Bye Fellatio

CFH3
...

Hilfrigger

Cape Fear H3
...

Humpty Dumpty In My Cunty

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

Mission Impussyble

Cape Fear H3
...

Photo Spread

Cape Fear H3
...

Street Meat

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
There's no such thing ...

Bear Force 1

(CFH3)

Bring Out the Gimp

(Poof)

Charlie's Anal HMR

(CFH3)

Cunt Castle: The Shot Destroyer

(CFH3)

DDS

(OH3)

Dirty Virgin

(CFH3)

Goldicocks

(SWH3)

Just Justin

(CFH3)

Just Sandra

(CFH3)

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

(CFH3)

Minute to Win it

(BurVegasH3)

NFHN Todd

(DTWH3)

Shamoo Canoe

(BBH3)

SpongeBath SquarePants

(CFH3)

Stiffy Lube

(CFH3)

Streak

(TH3)

We Were All Semen Once

(CFH3)