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Time for our annual Christmas Bar Crawl!! This year it doubles as our AGM!

Your REGO covers pizza and drinks at the totally awesome car bar (Bar #6) and an awesome HAB (Hawaiian Shirt, generic non-gendered sizing). Rego early to get the size you want! You will want to pay as you go for the other bars.

Do NOT go to 12 bars and intend on driving home. There are several capitalistic businesses that provide travel in vehicles for just this occasion. Crash space is possible and there are hotels.

The current 12 bars of Christmas record for projectile vomiting is held by Spewart Little. There is an extra special price for anyone that manages to break that record.

Now a Christmas carol for you all:

Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
It's the breast time of the year!
Lotsa "elves",
With lovely shelves,
And red-furred white-trimmed rears!

Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
And when you walk down the street
Say hello,
To girls who show,
Their reindeer-rumps so sweet!

Oh, ho!
Your missile-toe!
Hung where she can see!
Some hottie waits for you -
Kisses, from her knees!

Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
Ev'ry Star Trek geek'll cheer -
"Oh my Scotty, beam me up a naughty Christmas, this year!"

Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
It's the breast time of the year!
The egg-nog
From your yule-log
Will fill her cup with cheer!

Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
And when your girl trims your tree
Stand below,
Her ladder,
So,
Her balsam fir you'll see!

Oh, ho!
Her Camel-Toe!
Wondrous woman's Vee!
Her stocking waits for you -
Stuff it, once for me!

Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
With a case or two of beer -
Get her blotty!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas, This year!

An Island Christmas

CHRISTMAS IN HAWAII OUTFITS