Charm City H3's Anal 12 Bars of Christmas: XXXmas at the Movies, Ya Filthy Animal

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Charm City H3 is rolling out the red carpet for our Anal 12 Bars of Christmas, and this year we're bringing a little Hollywood magic (and a whole lot of holiday debauchery) to Canton!

Whether you're a cotton-headed ninny muggins, a Scrooge in desperate need of a good stuffing, or just dreaming of a white XXXmas, grab your favorite Christmas movie-inspired attire and prepare for 12 bars of booze, balls, and holiday cheer!

When: Saturday 12/12, 12pm-12am
Where: Canton, Baltimore (Full list of bars will be shared in December)
Cost: $50, which includes:
A cozy commemorative beanie to keep your head warm while things heat up
Dinner to satisfy your holiday appetite
Random shots, treats, and festive surprises throughout the day
Plenty of opportunities to get on Santa's naughty list!

Dress as your favorite Christmas movie character, or give a classic holiday look an XXX-rated twist. Whether you're sporting Buddy's tights, Clark Griswold's holiday package, or something that would make the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Cum blush, creativity and poor taste are strongly encouraged!

So don't be Home Alone this XXXmas! Prepare for a day of holiday spirits, cinematic shenanigans, and enough Christmas cheer to make Frank Cross see three ghosts!

Payment - Friends and Family to Choosy. VENMO

XXXmas at the movies, ya filthy animal