Cost: $50
WHAT: Charm City H3 Annual 12 Bars of XMas Bar Crawl 2024
WHEN: 7 December 2024, starting at 1 PM
START: M8 Brewing
1399 S. Sharp Street, Baltimore 21230
END: 2 am or sooner, somewhere in Federal Hill / Riverside / Locust Point area, Baltimore
HARES: Lickity Splits Down the Pole, Facial Profiling
COST: $50
Includes FUN NEW CCH3 Hoodie and Dinner!
You must rego so we have a head (!?) count and so we know what hoodie size you want!
REMEMBER - This is pay-as-you-go at the bars. Hash cash covers the gimmie, the secret car bar and pizza dinner.
venmo: ethan-nyberg -- Please use family and friends option.
THEME: Santa's North Pole XXXMas Toy Factory - "Misfits, Knock Offs, and Gently Used" Edition.
What XXXMas Toy will you be???
TRAIL NOTES:
WELL WELL WELL -- Congratulations!
After 11 months of your solidly bad decisions, Charm City H3 welcomes you to round out the year with one more!
We will host our Annual and Legendary 12 Bars of XMas Bar Crawl on Saturday DEC 7 starting at 1 pm!
It is time to welcome the New Incumming MisManagement, drink, stroll, snuggle for warmth, stroll some more, and be generally JOLLY!
As usual, we will start early and your hares will take you to A DOZEN BARS in one (a)rousing day!
There will be toys, drinks, dinner, more drinks, costumes, and, well, the joy of your fellow wankers and wankettes.
Oh, and A DOZEN BARS.
DO: Come early, come often, wear a costume, bring MALORT, book a hotel or find crash space or arrange a safe way to get home!
DO NOT: Touch people without consent, make bad vehicle decisions after making bad drinking decisions.
One hotel option: Courtyard Baltimore Downtown/McHenry Row
https://www.marriott.com/en-us/hotels/bwics-courtyard-baltimore-downtown-mchenry-row/overview/
DO: Join the facebook event
Santa's North Pole XXXMas Toy Factory - "Misfits, Knock Offs, and Gently Used" Edition
M8 Beer at 1399 S. Sharp Street, Baltimore, Hon
Start Location TBA
including:
Jewels of Duh Nile
(Hockessin)
Front Load Her
(CCH3)
Wuhan Used Clam
(BAH3)
Amazon
(BAH3)
Poopies N Cream
(BAH3)
Breakfast Booby Trap
(CCH3)
Just Steven
(CCH3)
Diddler on the Roof
(CCH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
To Pee or Not To Pee
(CCH3)
Periodic Table Dancer
(CCH3)
Paint The Goat
(CCH3)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Udderly Vanilla
(CCH3)
Still Just Dawn
(CCH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(BAH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(CCH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
GBBO
(BAH3)
Don’t have One
(Bh3)
Cleavage to Beaver
(BAH3)
Eat My Twat
(Baltimore Annapol...)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
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