Date: 12.21.2024@1400

Location: Front Street Park across from Ichabod’s
2205 Front Street
Melbourne, FL 32901

Hares: Free Willy, All Bur, Titanium Tampon and Pussy on my Leg
Bike Hash Hares: Handjobs for Grandpa and I Dream of Weenie

The 12 Down Downs of Hashmas is becuming our local fun Christmas trail tradition. It’s a mix of trail, shot stops, reindeer games and more trail. Song books provided as you’ll be singing a Hashmas song at each stop. Quit whining, wankers.

The hares (F the hares) are requesting shot donations. If you’re too lazy and/or too cheap (F those wankers) give them some hash cash: $5 only if we do not get enough shit donations. If we get enough shot donations, the event will be free. Shot donations will be accepted at the prelube the night before. You can bring them in any form from individual cups to a mason jar to a bottle from the liquor store. We can make this a free event if we receive enough shot stop donations, so get involved!

Bring $$ on trail for an extra credit stop.

This will be a combined event with the Lost Hares Bike Hashers who will join us at the start, a few stops and the end of the trail.