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BTVHHH Burlington Invihash: AREA 69 2022

07/15 03:00 PM to 07/17 11:00 AM

A BTVHHH Hash Campout

Cost: $119*

Invihash 2022 is going to be out of this world…
Hidden deep within the Green Mountain of Vermont sits the highly secure secret research facility of the Burlington Hash House Harriers.
Here we are HARD at work answering the DEEPEST questions of the universe:
• How many hashers does it take to blast off?
• How many holes does a moonman?
• Can intelligent life comprehend Malort?
• Spacepants?
Lube up your anal probes, polish your antennae, and fuel up your phallic spacecraft.

Welcum to Area 69!

Your registration gets you a campsite, all the beer you can drink, meals, an Invihash 2022 tag, a giveaway, beer, a trail through the woods of Vermont, beer, an UGH near the woods of Vermont, beer, and a nice place in which to drink your beer.

For the safety of everyone and their pets, no animals are allowed this year at Invihash. Please note that the registration fee is non-refundable.

Invihash 2022 will be held at the Vermont Freedom Adult Campground in Greensboro Bend, Vermont. They offer:
• New POOL
• Party barn
• Shower beer facilities
• Clothing Optional: No Pants? No problem!
• Bonfire pit (for Buttler to sleep in)

A lot of you probably have not visited the Northeast Kingdom of Vermont ("A place where you can be you. No questions asked. ") , so we encourage you to cum early or stay late and "get NEKed".

A few local attractions you might enjoy:
• BEER: Hill Farmstead Brewery is 13 minutes away. There are at least 10 breweries within a 30 minute drive. Get the Vermont Brewery Passport App. Maybe earn a coaster or something.
• Swimming: Cheever Falls, Lake Caspian
• Nude Beach: Lake Willoughby - Named by Yankee Magazine as one of the most beautiful lakes in New England. Nice even with your pants on.
• Hiking: Barr Hill Trail, Stannard Pond Peak, it's Vermont have a look around
• Mountain Biking: Craftsbury Outdoor Center & KIngdom Trails are both nearby
• Weird Shit: Museum of Everyday Life - This cannot be explained really. Well curated exhibits of prison shanks made from toothbrushes, knots, dust and more. 10 minutes away. Free. DO IT!
• Food: Smith's Grocery ("I Get My Shit There") with pizza down the road, more options in nearby Hardwick
• Not leaving your tent and debating the difference between hangover and withdrawal
• See GetNEKedVT.com for more ideas


Area 69

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80 Hashers came

including:

Shits and Ladders

(BH3)

Master Hater

Skull & Boners
...

Enter the Asshole

(BTVH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH )

Goat Throat

(BosH3)

Blue balls matter

(beantownh3)

Salty CumPiss

(BTVH3)

Topless barbie

(BosH3)

Cumtroller

(BTVH3)

Virgin Sharon

(BH3)

Staying Straight

(BTVH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Crawdaddy Cooter Esq.

(Ithaca Hash House...)

69 Sided Dice

Burlington Hash House Harriers
...

Bottom Wrangler

(ChiH3)

Easy as 123

(BH3)

Virgin Henry

(SeacoastH3)

Udder whore

(BosH3)

Cummy Bear

(BTVH3)

Just David

(RIH3)

One Drunk Hunting and Gathering

Raccoon H3
Self-appointed Mayor o...

Hoover

(BosH3)

Spank Me May I Have My Mother

(BosH3)

Make That Noise

(BTVH3)

Just Dan

(Homeless)

Johnny Dildonics

(BVTH3)

Bishop to Butthole

(Von Tramp)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Doctor Blow

(Beantown City H3)

Clit Notes

(BosH3)

Celine Ding-Dong

(Poof )

Strap On Strap Off

(Boston H3)

QMQ

(BosH3)

The Tip is Out There

(Burlington Hash H...)

E = I'm A Douche

Eager 4 Beaver H3
...

Quebequeef

(BH3)

Ducky

(Boners)

Dead in the box

(BTVHHH)

Luva Lamp

(BosH3)

Mansauce

(OHHH)

Just Tabitha

(Homeless)

Mourning Wood

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Not a happy morning, t...

Full Frontal Fireball

(BosH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Frosty the Fuckman

(beantownh3)

Sperm Burpin’ Alien

(BH3VT )

Extra Terresticle

(Boston Moon H3)

Mudslut

(Boston H3)

Wikipedophilia

(Boston H3)

Nurse RainBlow

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Cuntcussion

(Boston H3)

Real Mother

(BTVH3)

Testicular Mechanics

(JelloShoth3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Penis Colada

BTVHHH
...

Flexible Video Endoscope

Burlington Hash House Harriers
...

Deuces

(BTVH3)

Eager Beaver

(SOH4)

Bookhaki

(TH3)

Garbanzo bean... On my face!

(SOH4)

Pippi Longcocking

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Belle of the Balls

(HMHHH)

Virgin Dane

(Easy as 1,2,3)

Rage Rocket Loves My Socket

(BTVHHH)

Space Probe Inspector

(BH3)

Stubby Pink Torpedo

(BH3)

DixNStix

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

A. Sock

(BH3)

Orgasm Famine

(Boston H3)

Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory

(Poof)

Cock Bottle

(BTVH3)

Friar Fuck

(Seacoast H3)

Ze Pelvic Thrust

(HVH3)

Kunt Fu

Hudson Valley H3
...

Fucked If I Know

Burlington Hash House Harriers
...

Serial Lubist

Burlington Hash House Harriers
...

Slips n Slides

(Ottawa h3)

Cumboy Wonder

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
It's 106 miles to Chi...

Swedish Eagle

(Boston Ballbuster)