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BTVHHH Burlington Invihash 2021

07/09 03:00 PM to 07/11 11:00 AM

A BTVHHH Hash Campout

Cost: $120*

The year is 2050. Or at least that's how many years seem to have passed since our last Invihash. Was it so long ago that your biggest concern at campout was choosing the correct sandwich to put your dick in, not trying to remember who you last blew (on)? Needless to say, 2020 was a real shit storm, a flaming turd of a year. But fear not! On July 9-11, the Burlington H3 will have risen from the dumpster fire ash, and invites you to join us at our post-apocalyptic, post-pandemic, desert wasteland. We welcum you to Invihash 2021: Blurry Road.

Your registration gets you a campsite, all the beer you can drink, meals, an Invihash 2021 tag, a giveaway, beer, a trail through the woods of Vermont, beer, an UGH near the woods of Vermont, beer, and a nice place in which to drink your beer.

Invihash 2021 will be held at the Vermont Freedom Adult Campground in Greensboro Bend, Vermont. They said they accept all adult humans, and we decided to test that claim. They offer:
-Party barn
-Shower beer facilities
-Clothing Optional: No Pants? No problem!
-Bonfire pit (for Buttler to sleep in)

A lot of you probably have not visited the Northeast Kingdom of Vermont ("A place where you can be you. No questions asked. ") , so we encourage you to cum early or stay late and "get NEKed". We currently have 15 wankers planning to camp on Thursday and 8 on Sunday. Extra camping on Thursday and Sunday nights is available at $15 per night. Sign up on the rego form or send $15 per person per night to hashcash@burlingtonhash.com with a note of which days you want to stay if you have already rego'd.

A few local attractions you might enjoy:
-BEER: Hill Farmstead Brewery is 13 minutes away. There are at least 10 breweries within a 30 minute drive. Get the Vermont Brewery Passport App. Maybe earn a coaster or something.
-Swimming: Cheever Falls, Lake Caspian
-Nude Beach: Lake Willoughby - Named by Yankee Magazine as one of the most beautiful lakes in New England. Nice even with your pants on.
-Hiking: Barr Hill Trail, Stannard Pond Peak, it's Vermont have a look around
-Mountain Biking: Craftsbury Outdoor Center & KIngdom Trails are both nearby
-Weird Shit: Museum of Everyday Life - This cannot be explained really. Well curated exhibits of prison shanks made from toothbrushes, knots, dust and more. 10 minutes away. Free. DO IT!
-Food: Smith's Grocery with pizza down the road, more options in nearby Hardwick
-Not leaving your tent and debating the difference between hangover and withdrawal
-See GetNEKedVT.com for more ideas

For the safety of everyone and their pets, no animals are allowed this year at Invihash. Please note that the registration fee is non-refundable.


Invihash 2021: Blurry Road.

Public Event

See the full list!

103 Hashers came

including:

Just josh

(Happy valley h3)

Mudslut

(BosH3)

Cum Titty

(Seacoast H3)

Moaning Lisa

(Boston)

Dead in the box

(BTVH3)

Strap On Strap Off

(Boston H3)

Anal Disco

(BH3)

Strawberry Shortcock

Star City H3
I came here to run tra...

Loud Ass Fuck

(HV_H3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Quarter Mile Queer

(Boston H3)

Virgin Nicole

(BTVH3)

Swedish Eagle

(Boston Ballbuster)

Staying Straight

(BTVH3 & BAH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Cuntcussion

(BosH3)

Sex: The Final Frontier

(Beantown City H3)

G. I.

(RUMSON)

Goat THroat

(BosH3)

Spunk In The Trunk

(Boston H3)

Luva Lamp

(Boston H3)

Lick Stick

(H5)

E = I'm A Douche

(Eager 4 Beaver H3)

Tinder Dick

(beantownh3)

Sketchy Ho

(Boston h3)

A. crotch

(Bh3)

Jersey Lunchbox

(BTVH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

Stubby Pink Torpedo

(BH3)

Do Me Decimal

(Boston Moon)

Oops I Did It Ugg-ain

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

Gryffindork

(BTVH3)

Just Benito

(Burlington Hash H...)

Vagiterian Liberrian

(BTVH3)

Two Minute Ride

(HVH3, THC-H3, Poo...)

Geordi La Foreskin

Knickerbocker H3
...

Chips 'n Clits or Clits 'n Chips

(BH3)

Return to Gender

(Wildcard H3)

snidley whipass

(SOH4)

Celine Ding-Dong

(Poof)

Brown vs The Board of Fornication

(SkiH3)

Serial Lubist

Burlington Hash House Harriers
...

VulvaSoreAss

(NH3)

JOHNNY DILDONICS

(BTVH3)

Just Nick

(BH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Beantown City H3)

Cumboy Wonder

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
It's 106 miles to Chi...

Just Harrison

(BTVH3)

Just Dee

(Burlington Hash H...)

SWAMP DILDO INSPECTOR

(BurlH3)

Coppus Rejectus

(St. Louis Hash Ho...)

One Drunk Hitchhiking

Raccoon H3
Self-appointed Mayor o...

Snake Charmer

(CRAP H3)

Cummy Bear

(BTVH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Festering Foot Stuff

(HMHHH)

Deci Furiosa Belle

(HMHHH)

No Man on the Moon

(Boston H3)

Inthe Bush

Summit H3
...

Hare Club

(BosH3)

Clit Notes

(BosH3)

Shart of darkness

(BosH3)

O'bone'R

(BosH3)

Wikipedophilia

(Poof)

Salty Mudflaps

(Border Jumper H3)

Messiah

(MOH4)

Slutty Charms

(WH4)

Chunderellie Chunderellie

(JelloShotH3)

Poop! There It Is.

(Tacoma H3)

Just Joey

(SkiH3)

The cocktease falcon

(EWH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Necrophiliac Jack

(Boston H3)

Silence of the Goats

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Drunk in the Trunk

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Spank Me May I Have My Mother

(BosH3)

Planter Vaginitis

(YBRH3)

Counterfeit Dick

(PooFlingers)

Stonewall Jackoff

(BTVH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Sour Puss

(BJH3)

Cock Bottle

(BTVH3)

Immortan Pig

(HMHHH)

He Looked Like A Jerome

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Sperm Burpin’ Shorty

(BurlH3)

Flexible Video Endoscope

(BTVH3)

Pepito, it’s a name baby

(Star City H3)

Just Danielle

(BTVH3)

The Gatekeeper

Cedar Falls H3
...

Easy as 123

(BH3)

Friar

(NH3)

Just Alex

(SBH3)

Deuces

(BurlH3)

Testicular Mechanics

(JelloShotH3)

Not Just the Tip

(BurlH3)

Suck 'em up

Summit

Finnish on my Face

(Wildcard H3)

Skeletwhore

Skull & Boners
50/50 Bombay Sapphire ...

How I Met Your Mother

(BurlingH3)

Vagibond

(Boston H3)