Cost: $120*
The year is 2050. Or at least that's how many years seem to have passed since our last Invihash. Was it so long ago that your biggest concern at campout was choosing the correct sandwich to put your dick in, not trying to remember who you last blew (on)? Needless to say, 2020 was a real shit storm, a flaming turd of a year. But fear not! On July 9-11, the Burlington H3 will have risen from the dumpster fire ash, and invites you to join us at our post-apocalyptic, post-pandemic, desert wasteland. We welcum you to Invihash 2021: Blurry Road.
Your registration gets you a campsite, all the beer you can drink, meals, an Invihash 2021 tag, a giveaway, beer, a trail through the woods of Vermont, beer, an UGH near the woods of Vermont, beer, and a nice place in which to drink your beer.
Invihash 2021 will be held at the Vermont Freedom Adult Campground in Greensboro Bend, Vermont. They said they accept all adult humans, and we decided to test that claim. They offer:
-Party barn
-Shower beer facilities
-Clothing Optional: No Pants? No problem!
-Bonfire pit (for Buttler to sleep in)
A lot of you probably have not visited the Northeast Kingdom of Vermont ("A place where you can be you. No questions asked. ") , so we encourage you to cum early or stay late and "get NEKed". We currently have 15 wankers planning to camp on Thursday and 8 on Sunday. Extra camping on Thursday and Sunday nights is available at $15 per night. Sign up on the rego form or send $15 per person per night to hashcash@burlingtonhash.com with a note of which days you want to stay if you have already rego'd.
A few local attractions you might enjoy:
-BEER: Hill Farmstead Brewery is 13 minutes away. There are at least 10 breweries within a 30 minute drive. Get the Vermont Brewery Passport App. Maybe earn a coaster or something.
-Swimming: Cheever Falls, Lake Caspian
-Nude Beach: Lake Willoughby - Named by Yankee Magazine as one of the most beautiful lakes in New England. Nice even with your pants on.
-Hiking: Barr Hill Trail, Stannard Pond Peak, it's Vermont have a look around
-Mountain Biking: Craftsbury Outdoor Center & KIngdom Trails are both nearby
-Weird Shit: Museum of Everyday Life - This cannot be explained really. Well curated exhibits of prison shanks made from toothbrushes, knots, dust and more. 10 minutes away. Free. DO IT!
-Food: Smith's Grocery with pizza down the road, more options in nearby Hardwick
-Not leaving your tent and debating the difference between hangover and withdrawal
-See GetNEKedVT.com for more ideas
For the safety of everyone and their pets, no animals are allowed this year at Invihash. Please note that the registration fee is non-refundable.
Invihash 2021: Blurry Road.
including:
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Beantown City H3)
Just Joey
(SkiH3)
Suck 'em up
Pepito, it’s a name baby
(Star City H3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(BTVH3)
Wikipedophilia
(Poof)
Mudslut
(BosH3)
Stubby Pink Torpedo
(BH3)
Spunk In The Trunk
(Boston H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Sex: The Final Frontier
(Beantown City H3)
Gryffindork
(BTVH3)
Moaning Lisa
(Boston)
Just Benito
(Burlington Hash H...)
Sperm Burpin’ Shorty
(BurlH3)
Salty Mudflaps
(Border Jumper H3)
Brown vs The Board of Fornication
(SkiH3)
Vagibond
(Boston H3)
Luva Lamp
(Boston H3)
Finnish on my Face
(Wildcard H3)
Flexible Video Endoscope
(BTVH3)
Necrophiliac Jack
(Boston H3)
Shart of darkness
(BosH3)
Anal Disco
(BH3)
Deuces
(BurlH3)
Staying Straight
(BTVH3 & BAH3)
Poop! There It Is.
(Tacoma H3)
Just Harrison
(BTVH3)
snidley whipass
(SOH4)
Strap On Strap Off
(Boston H3)
Quarter Mile Queer
(Boston H3)
The cocktease falcon
(EWH3)
Testicular Mechanics
(JelloShotH3)
How I Met Your Mother
(BurlingH3)
Stonewall Jackoff
(BTVH3)
Just Dee
(Burlington Hash H...)
Return to Gender
(Wildcard H3)
Cummy Bear
(BTVH3)
Hoover McSuck n Fuck
(BosH3)
Cock Bottle
(BTVH3)
Two Minute Ride
(HVH3, THC-H3, Poo...)
VulvaSoreAss
(NH3)
Snake Charmer
(CRAP H3)
Easy as 123
(BH3)
Clit Notes
(BosH3)
Do Me Decimal
(Boston Moon)
Counterfeit Dick
(PooFlingers)
Hare Club
(BosH3)
Immortan Pig
(HMHHH)
A. crotch
(Bh3)
No Man on the Moon
(Boston H3)
SWAMP DILDO INSPECTOR
(BurlH3)
Sour Puss
(BJH3)
Goat THroat
(BosH3)
Celine Ding-Dong
(Poof)
O'bone'R
(BosH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(HMHHH)
Tinder Dick
(beantownh3)
Just Nick
(BH3)
Cuntcussion
(BosH3)
Vagiterian Liberrian
(BTVH3)
Not Just the Tip
(BurlH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(HMHHH)
Planter Vaginitis
(YBRH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just josh
(Happy valley h3)
Virgin Nicole
(BTVH3)
Loud Ass Fuck
(HV_H3)
Messiah
(MOH4)
Just Alex
(SBH3)
Sketchy Ho
(Boston h3)
Just Danielle
(BTVH3)
Chunderellie Chunderellie
(JelloShotH3)
Slutty Charms
(WH4)
Chips 'n Clits or Clits 'n Chips
(BH3)
Cum Titty
(Seacoast H3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
JOHNNY DILDONICS
(BTVH3)
Friar
(NH3)
Spank Me May I Have My Mother
(BosH3)
Lick Stick
(H5)
Swedish Eagle
(Boston Ballbuster)
E = I'm A Douche
(Eager 4 Beaver H3)
Coppus Rejectus
(St. Louis Hash Ho...)
Deci Furiosa Belle
(HMHHH)
Dead in the box
(BTVH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many