The year is 2050. Or at least that's how many years seem to have passed since our last Invihash. Was it so long ago that your biggest concern at campout was choosing the correct sandwich to put your dick in, not trying to remember who you last blew (on)? Needless to say, 2020 was a real shit storm, a flaming turd of a year. But fear not! On July 9-11, the Burlington H3 will have risen from the dumpster fire ash, and invites you to join us at our post-apocalyptic, post-pandemic, desert wasteland. We welcum you to Invihash 2021: Blurry Road.

Your registration gets you a campsite, all the beer you can drink, meals, an Invihash 2021 tag, a giveaway, beer, a trail through the woods of Vermont, beer, an UGH near the woods of Vermont, beer, and a nice place in which to drink your beer.

Invihash 2021 will be held at the Vermont Freedom Adult Campground in Greensboro Bend, Vermont. They said they accept all adult humans, and we decided to test that claim. They offer:
-Party barn
-Shower beer facilities
-Clothing Optional: No Pants? No problem!
-Bonfire pit (for Buttler to sleep in)

A lot of you probably have not visited the Northeast Kingdom of Vermont ("A place where you can be you. No questions asked. ") , so we encourage you to cum early or stay late and "get NEKed". We currently have 15 wankers planning to camp on Thursday and 8 on Sunday. Extra camping on Thursday and Sunday nights is available at $15 per night. Sign up on the rego form or send $15 per person per night to hashcash@burlingtonhash.com with a note of which days you want to stay if you have already rego'd.

A few local attractions you might enjoy:
-BEER: Hill Farmstead Brewery is 13 minutes away. There are at least 10 breweries within a 30 minute drive. Get the Vermont Brewery Passport App. Maybe earn a coaster or something.
-Swimming: Cheever Falls, Lake Caspian
-Nude Beach: Lake Willoughby - Named by Yankee Magazine as one of the most beautiful lakes in New England. Nice even with your pants on.
-Hiking: Barr Hill Trail, Stannard Pond Peak, it's Vermont have a look around
-Mountain Biking: Craftsbury Outdoor Center & KIngdom Trails are both nearby
-Weird Shit: Museum of Everyday Life - This cannot be explained really. Well curated exhibits of prison shanks made from toothbrushes, knots, dust and more. 10 minutes away. Free. DO IT!
-Food: Smith's Grocery with pizza down the road, more options in nearby Hardwick
-Not leaving your tent and debating the difference between hangover and withdrawal
-See GetNEKedVT.com for more ideas

For the safety of everyone and their pets, no animals are allowed this year at Invihash. Please note that the registration fee is non-refundable.

Invihash 2021: Blurry Road.