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BurlH3 Burlington Invihash 2021

07/09 03:00 PM to 07/11 11:00 AM

A BurlH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $120*

The year is 2050. Or at least that's how many years seem to have passed since our last Invihash. Was it so long ago that your biggest concern at campout was choosing the correct sandwich to put your dick in, not trying to remember who you last blew (on)? Needless to say, 2020 was a real shit storm, a flaming turd of a year. But fear not! On July 9-11, the Burlington H3 will have risen from the dumpster fire ash, and invites you to join us at our post-apocalyptic, post-pandemic, desert wasteland. We welcum you to Invihash 2021: Blurry Road.

Your registration gets you a campsite, all the beer you can drink, meals, an Invihash 2021 tag, a giveaway, beer, a trail through the woods of Vermont, beer, an UGH near the woods of Vermont, beer, and a nice place in which to drink your beer.

Invihash 2021 will be held at the Vermont Freedom Adult Campground in Greensboro Bend, Vermont. They said they accept all adult humans, and we decided to test that claim. They offer:
-Party barn
-Shower beer facilities
-Clothing Optional: No Pants? No problem!
-Bonfire pit (for Buttler to sleep in)

A lot of you probably have not visited the Northeast Kingdom of Vermont ("A place where you can be you. No questions asked. ") , so we encourage you to cum early or stay late and "get NEKed". We currently have 15 wankers planning to camp on Thursday and 8 on Sunday. Extra camping on Thursday and Sunday nights is available at $15 per night. Sign up on the rego form or send $15 per person per night to hashcash@burlingtonhash.com with a note of which days you want to stay if you have already rego'd.

A few local attractions you might enjoy:
-BEER: Hill Farmstead Brewery is 13 minutes away. There are at least 10 breweries within a 30 minute drive. Get the Vermont Brewery Passport App. Maybe earn a coaster or something.
-Swimming: Cheever Falls, Lake Caspian
-Nude Beach: Lake Willoughby - Named by Yankee Magazine as one of the most beautiful lakes in New England. Nice even with your pants on.
-Hiking: Barr Hill Trail, Stannard Pond Peak, it's Vermont have a look around
-Mountain Biking: Craftsbury Outdoor Center & KIngdom Trails are both nearby
-Weird Shit: Museum of Everyday Life - This cannot be explained really. Well curated exhibits of prison shanks made from toothbrushes, knots, dust and more. 10 minutes away. Free. DO IT!
-Food: Smith's Grocery with pizza down the road, more options in nearby Hardwick
-Not leaving your tent and debating the difference between hangover and withdrawal
-See GetNEKedVT.com for more ideas

For the safety of everyone and their pets, no animals are allowed this year at Invihash. Please note that the registration fee is non-refundable.


Invihash 2021: Blurry Road.

Public Event

See the full list!

103 Hashers came

including:

Salty Mudflaps

(Border Jumper H3)

Virgin Nicole

(BTVH3)

Deci Furiosa Belle

(HMHHH)

The cocktease falcon

(EWH3)

Loud Ass Fuck

(HV_H3)

Chunderellie Chunderellie

(JelloShotH3)

O'bone'R

(BosH3)

Skeletwhore

Skull & Boners
50/50 Bombay Sapphire ...

Sour Puss

(BJH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Cumboy Wonder

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
It's 106 miles to Chi...

SWAMP DILDO INSPECTOR

(BurlH3)

Goat THroat

(BosH3)

Just Nick

(BH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Sex Toys for Tots

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Planter Vaginitis

(YBRH3)

Friar

(NH3)

Drunk in the Trunk

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

How I Met Your Mother

(BurlingH3)

Flexible Video Endoscope

(BTVH3)

Clit Notes

(BosH3)

Strawberry Shortcock

Star City H3
I came here to run tra...

Luva Lamp

(Boston H3)

Quarter Mile Queer

(Boston H3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Snake Charmer

(CRAP H3)

Geordi La Foreskin

Knickerbocker H3
...

Just Joey

(SkiH3)

The Gatekeeper

Cedar Falls H3
...

Suck 'em up

Summit

Serial Lubist

Burlington Hash House Harriers
...

Do Me Decimal

(Boston Moon)

Vagibond

(Boston H3)

VulvaSoreAss

(NH3)

Not Just the Tip

(BurlH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

Lick Stick

(H5)

Two Minute Ride

(HVH3, THC-H3, Poo...)

Sketchy Ho

(Boston h3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Beantown City H3)

Moaning Lisa

(Boston)

Chips 'n Clits or Clits 'n Chips

(BH3)

Spank Me May I Have My Mother

(BosH3)

Just josh

(Happy valley h3)

Stubby Pink Torpedo

(BH3)

Coppus Rejectus

(St. Louis Hash Ho...)

G. I.

(RUMSON)

Poop! There It Is.

(Tacoma H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Vagiterian Liberrian

(BTVH3)

Brown vs The Board of Fornication

(SkiH3)

Cummy Bear

(BTVH3)

Stonewall Jackoff

(BTVH3)

Deuces

(BurlH3)

He Looked Like A Jerome

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Oops I Did It Ugg-ain

Southern Pines Hash House Harriers
...

Testicular Mechanics

(JelloShotH3)

Celine Ding-Dong

(Poof)

Hare Club

(BosH3)

Messiah

(MOH4)

Sperm Burpin’ Shorty

(BurlH3)

Easy as 123

(BH3)

JOHNNY DILDONICS

(BTVH3)

Gryffindork

(BTVH3)

Slutty Charms

(WH4)

snidley whipass

(SOH4)

Wikipedophilia

(Poof)

Jersey Lunchbox

(BTVH3)

Just Harrison

(BTVH3)

Festering Foot Stuff

(HMHHH)

Just Danielle

(BTVH3)

Necrophiliac Jack

(Boston H3)

Counterfeit Dick

(PooFlingers)

No Man on the Moon

(Boston H3)

Sex: The Final Frontier

(Beantown City H3)

E = I'm A Douche

(Eager 4 Beaver H3)

Just Dee

(Burlington Hash H...)

Spunk In The Trunk

(Boston H3)

Return to Gender

(Wildcard H3)

Silence of the Goats

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Just Benito

(Burlington Hash H...)

Staying Straight

(BTVH3 & BAH3)

Pepito, it’s a name baby

(Star City H3)

Shart of darkness

(BosH3)

One Drunk Walking

Raccoon H3
Self-appointed Mayor o...

Mudslut

(BosH3)

Just Alex

(SBH3)

Cock Bottle

(BTVH3)

Anal Disco

(BH3)

Swedish Eagle

(Boston Ballbuster)

Inthe Bush

Summit H3
...

Finnish on my Face

(Wildcard H3)

Tinder Dick

(beantownh3)

Strap On Strap Off

(Boston H3)

Cum Titty

(Seacoast H3)

Immortan Pig

(HMHHH)

A. crotch

(Bh3)

Cuntcussion

(BosH3)

Dead in the box

(BTVH3)