Cost: $129*
We’re going back to Steelville for another camping weekend/float trip. We will be staying at The Rafting Company this year and we will float down the Meramec River on Sat. 8/12. There will also be activities and other fun stuff all weekend (see daily tabs for full list of events & activities)! Check back often for this site to be updated.
Few Important Items:
--|-|-|-> PAYMENT: to avoid extra fees, complete this rego, then exit HashRego, go to PayPal or Venmo and send to @cubbyswans (if using PP, you must use the FRIENDS/FAMILY option).
--|-|-|-> PAYMENT TIMING: We must receive your payment within THREE DAYS of your rego, otherwise your rego will be deleted, and you will have to fill out another one (possibly at a higher cost). No exceptions.
--|-|-|-> FOOD/DRINK: BH4 is providing a plethora of food all weekend (dinner Friday, breakfast & dinner on Saturday, breakfast on Sunday), and also all the beer you can drink at the campground. But you must bring your own lunch while on the float trip/on the river, and you must provide your own booze for the float (no bottles!).
--|-|-|-> NO NUDITY: We have a large semi-private camping area to ourselves, including a pavilion. But we do not have the entire campground to ourselves, and the path we will take to/from our sites will have muggles. So you MUST KEEP YOUR NAUGHTY BITS COVERED AT ALL TIMES, including ON THE RIVER. There are many families and children on the river.
--|-|-|-> NOT ALLOWED: Dogs or any animals, and anyone under 21 years old (including babies). No exceptions.
--|-|-|-> SAFETY: Besides all the other safety precautions, please know that anyone previously banned from BH4 will not be allowed to attend this event. No exceptions.
--|-|-|-> GIVEAWAYS: You are only guaranteed a giveaway if you rego before 7/1/23. You will still get something after that date, but it may not fit perfectly and/or be something totally different than what everyone else receives.
All times are subject to change depending on Mismanagement’s level of drunkenness combined with their decision making.
YOUR OWN FOOD/BOOZE FOR THE RIVER (no bottles), Tent, Lawn Chairs, Bug Spray
Camping:
We have a very large area at The Rafting Company. Bring your tent and plan to set it up next to other hashers.
We also have a few electric campsites. If you want one of those, contact your GMs (Sweet Ho Alabama/Laura Holt, or Frankie TDTPE/Brett Swanstrom)
95 McCormick Rd, Steelville, MO 65565
BEFORE YOU ENTER you must sign a Liability Waiver from the property owner. Someone will be posted at the check-in area to get your signature.
3:00pm - Campground Open (do NOT arrive before 3:00pm), set up your tent.
3:00pm - BH4 Beer will accessible to all
7:00pm - Dinner
8:00pm - Trail
8:30pm - Flippy(Strippy) Cup / Giant Jenga / Thunderstruck / Dance Party
11:00pm - QUIET HOURS! You can still party, but loud music and shouting must stop. The campground does HAVE A BAR ONSITE, and you can also go there to continue partying.
7:00-8:00am - Breakfast
11:30am - Line up/Board bus to river. You must be there on time or you will become a member of NLC. We will not wait for anyone.
12:00pm - Float Trip begins
6:30pm (approx.) - Float Trip Ends. Return to Camp. Clean up, have sex in your tent, take a nap, etc.
8:00pm - Dinner
9:00pm - Dance Party!!
11:00pm - QUIET HOURS! You can still party, but loud music and shouting must stop. The campground does HAVE A BAR ONSITE, and you can also go there to continue partying.
7:00-8:00am - Light Breakfast/Finish the Beer
10:00am - Maybe Hangover Trail, but TBD
12:00-12:30 - Pack up your shit, Clean up your mess.
1:00pm - GTFO!
including:
Just JoJo Slippers
(No local kennel)
I Cunt Hear You
(BigHumpH3)
Spectral Skull Fucker
(BigHumpH3)
Hit it in the Wet Spot
(BigHumpH3)
2 Fuck Canuck
(BigHumpH3)
Snatchsquatch
(ChiH3)
Kampground Cummer
(BigHumpH3)
Just JR
(No local kennel)
PMS
(BigHumpH3)
THE Asshole Whisperer
(BigHumpH3)
Feather
(ChiH3)
Lock Nut Monster
(BigHumpH3)
FuckUshima
(BigHumpH3)
Disco Ass
(STLH3)
Dos HiXXies
(BigHumpH3)
Just Craig
(BigHumpH3)
Cockodile Undee
(BigHumpH3)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
Just Dillon
(BigHumpH3)
Just Patrick
(STLH3)
Wet Spot
(BigHumpH3)
Training Dykes
(BigHumpH3)
Dapper Sapper
(BigHumpH3)
Unanimass
(BFH3)
Whiney Bitch
(BigHumpH3)
... He's Still Limping
(ChiTh3)
Nurse Hashshit
(BigHumpH3)
Gut Reaction
(Memphis H3)
Hardly Ever Cums
(BigHumpH3)
Just Brian
(BigHumpH3)
Fake Bake Fuck
(BigHumpH3)
Kibbles N' Dicks
(BigHumpH3)
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
Extenze for Menz
(KCH3)
No Panty Granny
(BigHumpH3)
No Big Dill
(BigHumpH3)
Diners Drive-ins and Dicks
(BigHumpH3)
Postage Tramp
(BigHumpH3)
Eye Swallow
(Lewis&ClarkH3)
Beaver Chaser
(BigHumpH3)
One-eyed Wetter
(Memphis H3)
The Dark Kunt
(ChiTh3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many