Cost: $75*
Shiggy:
Big Hump H3 (“BH4”) really missed you Wankers in 2020!
In 2021, we’re trying to get back to a bit of “normalcy”. So… there WILL BE A BUNGLE! However, we must take several precautions to make it happen. We are only accepting regos from hashers who are fully vaccinated (you must complete your vaccination series on or before 7/30/21). Also, we’re asking all attendees to take precautions to prevent the spread of the F’ing Rona (disinfect, clean, don’t share beers, etc.).
(Maybe 2021’s moto should be “Bungle As Hard As Possible!”?!?)
NEW LOCATION IN 2021: Deer Creek Campground in Lesterville, MO (approx. 100 miles south of STL), which means the FLOAT TRIP is back!!! We will float down the Black River on Sat. 8/14. There will also be activities and other fun stuff all weekend (see daily tabs for full list of events & activities)! GLASS IS NOT ALLOWED AT THE CAMPGROUND so do not bring it. Also, do not bring firewood. If you want a fire at your camp spot (there are fire rings), you must buy firewood from Deer Creek.
RV and/or Electric sites available at an additional $10/person. If you want one, let us know.
FOOD/DRINK: BH4 is providing canned beer AT THE CAMPGROUND ONLY... you must provide your own booze for the float (no bottles!). BH4 will provide dinner on Sat. night only. You must provide your own food for the rest of the weekend. We’re saddened by this change and hope it will only happen in 2021. But we haven’t held regular trails for over a year, which means we don’t have the funds to feed you like we usually do. There is a large grill at the campground, and we will provide enough charcoal for everyone to cook all weekend.
Camping/Float Trip
YOUR OWN FOOD, BOOZE FOR THE RIVER (no bottles), Tent, Lawn Chairs, Bug Spray
BEFORE YOU ENTER you must sign a Liability Waiver from the property owner. Someone will be posted at the entrance to get your signature.
3:00pm - Campground Open (do NOT arrive before 3:00pm), set up your tent.
3:00pm - Beer Coolers will accessible to all
6:00pm - ? - BBQ Grill will be fired up, and you can grill your food
8:30pm - Flippy(Strippy) Cup / Giant Jenga / Thunderstruck / Dance Party
11:00pm - Might have a Trail, but TBD
7:00-8:00am - BBQ Grill will be fired up, and you can cook your Breakfast.
8:00-8:30am - Line up/Board bus to river. You must be there on time or you will become a member of NLC. We will not wait for anyone.
9:00am - Float Trip begins
4:00pm (approx.) - Float Trip Ends. Return to Camp. Clean up, have sex in your tent, take a nap, etc.
6:30pm - Dinner provided.
9:00pm - Dance Party!!
10:00am - Maybe Hangover Trail, but TBD
12:00-12:30 - Pack up your shit, Clean up your mess.
1:00pm - GTFO!
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Nurse Hashshit
(BigHumpH3)
Cheesy Stache
(CoMoTIONH3)
Just Amanda
(SpiH3)
Armed & Manger-ous
(TrvlWhrH3)
Feather
(ChiH3)
Palm Pilot
(CoMoTIONH3)
Screws ON First
(Bell-Scott)
Knope
(CoMoTIONH3)
Snake Sucker
(Dong Guan H3)
Is It In You Yet?
(BigHumpH3)
Postage Tramp
(BigHumpH3)
Maybe Molly?
(ChiH3)
Stink Palm
(BigHumpH3)
Chihuahua
(KCH3)
How Do You Like My Headlights NOW
(BigHumpH3)
Cockodile Undee
(BigHumpH3)
GladHeAteHer
(BigHumpH3)
FuckUshima
(BigHumpH3)
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dicks
(BigHumpH3)
Just Lydia
(BigHumpH3)
Fast Chug
(KCH3)
Beaver Chaser
(BigHumpH3)
Whiney Bitch
(BigHumpH3)
Hardly Ever Cums
(BigHumpH3)
Just the Tick
(BigHumpH3)
Just Stephanie
(BigHumpH3)
Vomit Comet
(BigHumpH3)
Eye Swallow
(BigHumpH3)
Pee Cock
(Bell-Scott)
Summer’s Eve
(Bell-Scott)
2nd Cumming
(Richmond Hash Hou...)
Cum on Down Under
(BigHumpH3)
Pussy Snatcher
(BigHumpH3)
Wet Spot
(BigHumpH3)
Lucy
(STLH3)
Rectal Rabbi
(SpiH3)
Just Brandon
(BigHumpH3)
Bitch Don’t Motorboat My Dog
(Peoria H3)
Purple Muffin Stuffin (aka the clothed good PMS)
(BigHumpH3)
Dickin’ Donuts
(SeniorsH3)
TMI General
(MOA2H3 Moanin Roa...)
Just Jeremy
(BigHumpH3)
Just Michele
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Garage a Trois
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Hummers
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Training Dykes
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Lock Nut Monster
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Disco Ass
(STLH3)
Brazilian Banjo
(CoMoTIONH3)
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