Cost: $140*
Burlington InviHash campout has existed waaaay back since 2001. It has had many venues in Chittenden County and beyond thru the ages, but the undisputed crowd favorite for this event is Brewster River Campground in Jeffersonville, VT.
And this summer…. WE'RE CUMMING BACK, BABY!
What were you up to 69,000 beers ago? Seems like quite a while back….
Let’s see you all wrap your miniskool cave person brains around this theme…
• Will you choose The Neanderthals*, or Team Homo Erectus?
• Dinosaur Racing, or Ultimate Jug o’ Rocks challenge??
• How many shakes does it take to get to the center of a shakeweight made out of locally sourced stones???
• Will Quebecqueef finish carving his momentous Giant Wooden Dildo for the New and Improved Whore Rock in time????
Bring all your camping equipment, raging thirst, and VIRGINS! Previous InviHash virgins from last year will sacrifice the noobs…. The Circle of Life must continue
In addition to super dope stone-age hab, some kind of Paleolithic gimme, and wicked awesome Primitive Drunk Yoga, all this will be included w/ your rego fee:
EPIC opening ceremony that will reveal & explain the True Origin of Hashing! Beer! UGH-Lympics!! More Beer! Keep Hashing Stupid Again!!! Beer upon beer upon beer! Meals Friday night thru Sunday morning!!! FIRE GOOD!!! And a pristine river full of ROCKS!!!!
* the “H” in Neandertal is silent. Pronounce it right or you might get a fossil tossed @ your cranium.
* Low-rate dinosaur insurance provided on-site! Optional but recommended.
Yabba Dabba On ON!
PS - this year, THCH3 is hosting an early Thursday “Get Stoned & Move Rocks” pre-rage! See rego form for more detrails.
For the safety of everyone and their pets, no animals are allowed this year at Invihash. Please note that the registration fee is non-refundable.
Neanderthals
including:
Virgin Julia
(NYCH3)
Abnormal Turgid Erectus
(GATRH3)
Snow Bukkake
(LDSH3)
Loud Ass Fuck
(THC-H3)
ColdStoneQueef
(BTVH3)
Decibelle
(HMHHH)
Bails4Tails
(T-n-A-h3)
One Drunk Hunting and Gathering
(Raccoon H3)
PigOsoreAss Rex
(HMHHH)
Virgin Jacki
(No Home )
Angry Crotch
(BostonH3)
Dampadon Cakeasaurus
(Happy Valley H3)
Slips n Slides
(OHHH)
Tacos on a Bridge
(BosH3)
Pull the Prick Out
(Houston)
bobo
(PH3)
Salty Cumpissaurus
(VTH3)
Horny Bastard
(BH3)
Purple Penis Priestess
(SeacoastH3)
69 Sided Dinos
(VTH3)
Cock Bottle
(BTVH3)
Paelolithtip
(BH3VT)
Titney Spewston
(Eager4Beaver)
Sperm Burpin’ Erectus
(thch3)
Just Henry
(SeacoastH3)
Mrs. Jackoff
(BH3)
My Prehistoric Panties
(Happy Valley H3)
AssmanSaurus Cumeth
(HMHHH)
Tenacious D
(NYCH3)
No Man on the Moon
(BosH3)
Three Ring Jerkus
(BTVH3)
Crawdaddy Cave Cooter
(Ithaca Hash House...)
Virgin Brody
(BTVHHH)
Mansauce
(OHHH)
Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory
(Poof)
Flexible Paleo Endoscope
(Burlington Hash H...)
Hare Club
(BostonH3)
Salty Mudflaps
(E4BH3)
Kermit the Cow F*cker
(BTVH3)
How I Met Your Mother
(BTVH3)
Bishop To Butthole
(BTVH3)
Counterfeit Caveman Dick
(PooFlingers )
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(HMHHH)
Mr. Rogers
(Beantown H3)
Just Ben
(BTVHHH)
Sketchy Ho
(Boston H3)
Cum Ear
(BostonH3)
Vagiterian Liberrian
(BTVHHH)
Just Cave
(Nut Hut H3)
Blue Balls Matter
(BostonH3)
Stonewall Jackoff
(BTVHHH)
Just Kyle
(No-home)
Shits and Ladders
(BostonH3)
Fly My Primordial Thighs
(Wildcard H3)
Friar Fuck
(SeacoastH3)
Borscht Canal
(VTH3)
Moaning Lisa
(BostonH3)
Full Frontal Fireball
(BostonH3)
Eager Beaver
(Burling town)
Mammoth Dildo Inspector
(BTVHHH)
Make That Noise
(BTVH3)
Gryffin the dork (but really a ravenclaw, wanting to be a hufflepuff)
(BTVH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SCH3)
Cummy Cave Bear
(Burlington H3)
The Testicular Mechanics
(JelloshotH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many