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BTVHHH Invihash: 69,000 Beers B.C. 2023
07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 11:00 AM
A BTVHHH Hash Campout
Cost: $140*
Burlington InviHash campout has existed waaaay back since 2001. It has had many venues in Chittenden County and beyond thru the ages, but the undisputed crowd favorite for this event is Brewster River Campground in Jeffersonville, VT.
And this summer…. WE'RE CUMMING BACK, BABY!
What were you up to 69,000 beers ago? Seems like quite a while back….
Let’s see you all wrap your miniskool cave person brains around this theme…
• Will you choose The Neanderthals*, or Team Homo Erectus?
• Dinosaur Racing, or Ultimate Jug o’ Rocks challenge??
• How many shakes does it take to get to the center of a shakeweight made out of locally sourced stones???
• Will Quebecqueef finish carving his momentous Giant Wooden Dildo for the New and Improved Whore Rock in time????
Bring all your camping equipment, raging thirst, and VIRGINS! Previous InviHash virgins from last year will sacrifice the noobs…. The Circle of Life must continue
In addition to super dope stone-age hab, some kind of Paleolithic gimme, and wicked awesome Primitive Drunk Yoga, all this will be included w/ your rego fee:
EPIC opening ceremony that will reveal & explain the True Origin of Hashing! Beer! UGH-Lympics!! More Beer! Keep Hashing Stupid Again!!! Beer upon beer upon beer! Meals Friday night thru Sunday morning!!! FIRE GOOD!!! And a pristine river full of ROCKS!!!!
* the “H” in Neandertal is silent. Pronounce it right or you might get a fossil tossed @ your cranium.
* Low-rate dinosaur insurance provided on-site! Optional but recommended.
Yabba Dabba On ON!
PS - this year, THCH3 is hosting an early Thursday “Get Stoned & Move Rocks” pre-rage! See rego form for more detrails.
For the safety of everyone and their pets, no animals are allowed this year at Invihash. Please note that the registration fee is non-refundable.
Neanderthals
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Counterfeit Caveman Dick
(PooFlingers )
Fly My Primordial Thighs
(Wildcard H3)
AssmanSaurus Cumeth
(HMHHH)
Shits and Ladders
(BostonH3)
Salty Mudflaps
(E4BH3)
Cummy Cave Bear
(Burlington H3)
Just Henry
(SeacoastH3)
69 Sided Dinos
(VTH3)
Flexible Paleo Endoscope
(Burlington Hash H...)
Mr. Rogers
(Beantown H3)
Crawdaddy Cave Cooter
(Ithaca Hash House...)
My Prehistoric Panties
(Happy Valley H3)
Salty Cumpissaurus
(VTH3)
How I Met Your Mother
(BTVH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(HMHHH)
Slips n Slides
(OHHH)
Eager Beaver
(Burling town)
Stonewall Jackoff
(BTVHHH)
Three Ring Jerkus
(BTVH3)
Full Frontal Fireball
(BostonH3)
bobo
(PH3)
No Man on the Moon
(BosH3)
Decibelle
(HMHHH)
Blue Balls Matter
(BostonH3)
Horny Bastard
(BH3)
Snow Bukkake
(LDSH3)
Just Kyle
(No-home)
Cock Bottle
(BTVH3)
PigOsoreAss Rex
(HMHHH)
Loud Ass Fuck
(THC-H3)
Just Ben
(BTVHHH)
Angry Crotch
(BostonH3)
Pull the Prick Out
(Houston)
Gryffin the dork (but really a ravenclaw, wanting to be a hufflepuff)
(BTVH3)
Virgin Julia
(NYCH3)
Just Cave
(Nut Hut H3)
Make That Noise
(BTVH3)
Dampadon Cakeasaurus
(Happy Valley H3)
Tacos on a Bridge
(BosH3)
Mammoth Dildo Inspector
(BTVHHH)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Hare Club
(BostonH3)
Kermit the Cow F*cker
(BTVH3)
ColdStoneQueef
(BTVH3)
Tenacious D
(NYCH3)
Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory
(Poof)
Bails4Tails
(T-n-A-h3)
Mansauce
(OHHH)
Borscht Canal
(VTH3)
Vagiterian Liberrian
(BTVHHH)
Mrs. Jackoff
(BH3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SCH3)
One Drunk Hunting and Gathering
(Raccoon H3)
Virgin Brody
(BTVHHH)
Friar Fuck
(SeacoastH3)
The Testicular Mechanics
(JelloshotH3)
Cum Ear
(BostonH3)
Bishop To Butthole
(BTVH3)
Abnormal Turgid Erectus
(GATRH3)
Moaning Lisa
(BostonH3)
Sketchy Ho
(Boston H3)
Sperm Burpin’ Erectus
(thch3)
Paelolithtip
(BH3VT)
Purple Penis Priestess
(SeacoastH3)
Titney Spewston
(Eager4Beaver)
Virgin Jacki
(No Home )
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