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BTVHHH Invihash: 69,000 Beers B.C. 2023
07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 11:00 AM
A BTVHHH Hash Campout
Cost: $140*
Burlington InviHash campout has existed waaaay back since 2001. It has had many venues in Chittenden County and beyond thru the ages, but the undisputed crowd favorite for this event is Brewster River Campground in Jeffersonville, VT.
And this summer…. WE'RE CUMMING BACK, BABY!
What were you up to 69,000 beers ago? Seems like quite a while back….
Let’s see you all wrap your miniskool cave person brains around this theme…
• Will you choose The Neanderthals*, or Team Homo Erectus?
• Dinosaur Racing, or Ultimate Jug o’ Rocks challenge??
• How many shakes does it take to get to the center of a shakeweight made out of locally sourced stones???
• Will Quebecqueef finish carving his momentous Giant Wooden Dildo for the New and Improved Whore Rock in time????
Bring all your camping equipment, raging thirst, and VIRGINS! Previous InviHash virgins from last year will sacrifice the noobs…. The Circle of Life must continue
In addition to super dope stone-age hab, some kind of Paleolithic gimme, and wicked awesome Primitive Drunk Yoga, all this will be included w/ your rego fee:
EPIC opening ceremony that will reveal & explain the True Origin of Hashing! Beer! UGH-Lympics!! More Beer! Keep Hashing Stupid Again!!! Beer upon beer upon beer! Meals Friday night thru Sunday morning!!! FIRE GOOD!!! And a pristine river full of ROCKS!!!!
* the “H” in Neandertal is silent. Pronounce it right or you might get a fossil tossed @ your cranium.
* Low-rate dinosaur insurance provided on-site! Optional but recommended.
Yabba Dabba On ON!
PS - this year, THCH3 is hosting an early Thursday “Get Stoned & Move Rocks” pre-rage! See rego form for more detrails.
For the safety of everyone and their pets, no animals are allowed this year at Invihash. Please note that the registration fee is non-refundable.
Neanderthals
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Fly My Primordial Thighs
(Wildcard H3)
Slips n Slides
(OHHH)
Just Henry
(SeacoastH3)
Tenacious D
(NYCH3)
Snow Bukkake
(LDSH3)
Shits and Ladders
(BostonH3)
Borscht Canal
(VTH3)
Mr. Rogers
(Beantown H3)
bobo
(PH3)
Angry Crotch
(BostonH3)
Crawdaddy Cave Cooter
(Ithaca Hash House...)
Dampadon Cakeasaurus
(Happy Valley H3)
Purple Penis Priestess
(SeacoastH3)
Pull the Prick Out
(Houston)
Salty Mudflaps
(E4BH3)
Mammoth Dildo Inspector
(BTVHHH)
One Drunk Hunting and Gathering
(Raccoon H3)
Full Frontal Fireball
(BostonH3)
Three Ring Jerkus
(BTVH3)
Flexible Paleo Endoscope
(Burlington Hash H...)
Decibelle
(HMHHH)
No Man on the Moon
(BosH3)
My Prehistoric Panties
(Happy Valley H3)
AssmanSaurus Cumeth
(HMHHH)
Cock Bottle
(BTVH3)
How I Met Your Mother
(BTVH3)
Virgin Jacki
(No Home )
Hare Club
(BostonH3)
PigOsoreAss Rex
(HMHHH)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Bishop To Butthole
(BTVH3)
Blue Balls Matter
(BostonH3)
Gryffin the dork (but really a ravenclaw, wanting to be a hufflepuff)
(BTVH3)
The Testicular Mechanics
(JelloshotH3)
Cummy Cave Bear
(Burlington H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(HMHHH)
Mansauce
(OHHH)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SCH3)
Just Cave
(Nut Hut H3)
Moaning Lisa
(BostonH3)
Horny Bastard
(BH3)
Kermit the Cow F*cker
(BTVH3)
Sketchy Ho
(Boston H3)
Eager Beaver
(Burling town)
Loud Ass Fuck
(THC-H3)
69 Sided Dinos
(VTH3)
Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory
(Poof)
Stonewall Jackoff
(BTVHHH)
Friar Fuck
(SeacoastH3)
Virgin Julia
(NYCH3)
Sperm Burpin’ Erectus
(thch3)
Titney Spewston
(Eager4Beaver)
Salty Cumpissaurus
(VTH3)
Virgin Brody
(BTVHHH)
ColdStoneQueef
(BTVH3)
Vagiterian Liberrian
(BTVHHH)
Paelolithtip
(BH3VT)
Just Ben
(BTVHHH)
Cum Ear
(BostonH3)
Bails4Tails
(T-n-A-h3)
Tacos on a Bridge
(BosH3)
Just Kyle
(No-home)
Make That Noise
(BTVH3)
Abnormal Turgid Erectus
(GATRH3)
Mrs. Jackoff
(BH3)
Counterfeit Caveman Dick
(PooFlingers )
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