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BTVHHH Invihash: 69,000 Beers B.C. 2023
07/07 03:00 PM to 07/09 11:00 AM
A BTVHHH Hash Campout
Cost: $140*
Burlington InviHash campout has existed waaaay back since 2001. It has had many venues in Chittenden County and beyond thru the ages, but the undisputed crowd favorite for this event is Brewster River Campground in Jeffersonville, VT.
And this summer…. WE'RE CUMMING BACK, BABY!
What were you up to 69,000 beers ago? Seems like quite a while back….
Let’s see you all wrap your miniskool cave person brains around this theme…
• Will you choose The Neanderthals*, or Team Homo Erectus?
• Dinosaur Racing, or Ultimate Jug o’ Rocks challenge??
• How many shakes does it take to get to the center of a shakeweight made out of locally sourced stones???
• Will Quebecqueef finish carving his momentous Giant Wooden Dildo for the New and Improved Whore Rock in time????
Bring all your camping equipment, raging thirst, and VIRGINS! Previous InviHash virgins from last year will sacrifice the noobs…. The Circle of Life must continue
In addition to super dope stone-age hab, some kind of Paleolithic gimme, and wicked awesome Primitive Drunk Yoga, all this will be included w/ your rego fee:
EPIC opening ceremony that will reveal & explain the True Origin of Hashing! Beer! UGH-Lympics!! More Beer! Keep Hashing Stupid Again!!! Beer upon beer upon beer! Meals Friday night thru Sunday morning!!! FIRE GOOD!!! And a pristine river full of ROCKS!!!!
* the “H” in Neandertal is silent. Pronounce it right or you might get a fossil tossed @ your cranium.
* Low-rate dinosaur insurance provided on-site! Optional but recommended.
Yabba Dabba On ON!
PS - this year, THCH3 is hosting an early Thursday “Get Stoned & Move Rocks” pre-rage! See rego form for more detrails.
For the safety of everyone and their pets, no animals are allowed this year at Invihash. Please note that the registration fee is non-refundable.
Neanderthals
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Hare Club
(BostonH3)
Virgin Brody
(BTVHHH)
Full Frontal Fireball
(BostonH3)
Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory
(Poof)
Bails4Tails
(T-n-A-h3)
Jersey Lunchbox
(SCH3)
Cum Ear
(BostonH3)
Mr. Rogers
(Beantown H3)
Just Ben
(BTVHHH)
Sperm Burpin’ Erectus
(thch3)
Abnormal Turgid Erectus
(GATRH3)
Blue Balls Matter
(BostonH3)
Vagiterian Liberrian
(BTVHHH)
One Drunk Hunting and Gathering
(Raccoon H3)
The Testicular Mechanics
(JelloshotH3)
Paelolithtip
(BH3VT)
No Man on the Moon
(BosH3)
Bishop To Butthole
(BTVH3)
Cock Bottle
(BTVH3)
Just Henry
(SeacoastH3)
Salty Mudflaps
(E4BH3)
Dampadon Cakeasaurus
(Happy Valley H3)
Salty Cumpissaurus
(VTH3)
Eager Beaver
(Burling town)
Crawdaddy Cave Cooter
(Ithaca Hash House...)
Sketchy Ho
(Boston H3)
Titney Spewston
(Eager4Beaver)
Mansauce
(OHHH)
AssmanSaurus Cumeth
(HMHHH)
Mrs. Jackoff
(BH3)
Borscht Canal
(VTH3)
Angry Crotch
(BostonH3)
Three Ring Jerkus
(BTVH3)
Flexible Paleo Endoscope
(Burlington Hash H...)
How I Met Your Mother
(BTVH3)
Fly My Primordial Thighs
(Wildcard H3)
My Prehistoric Panties
(Happy Valley H3)
69 Sided Dinos
(VTH3)
Mammoth Dildo Inspector
(BTVHHH)
Snow Bukkake
(LDSH3)
Counterfeit Caveman Dick
(PooFlingers )
Just Kyle
(No-home)
Kermit the Cow F*cker
(BTVH3)
Loud Ass Fuck
(THC-H3)
Cummy Cave Bear
(Burlington H3)
Virgin Jacki
(No Home )
Slips n Slides
(OHHH)
Tenacious D
(NYCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(HMHHH)
Just Cave
(Nut Hut H3)
Make That Noise
(BTVH3)
PigOsoreAss Rex
(HMHHH)
Moaning Lisa
(BostonH3)
ColdStoneQueef
(BTVH3)
Gryffin the dork (but really a ravenclaw, wanting to be a hufflepuff)
(BTVH3)
bobo
(PH3)
Pull the Prick Out
(Houston)
Shits and Ladders
(BostonH3)
Decibelle
(HMHHH)
Friar Fuck
(SeacoastH3)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Tacos on a Bridge
(BosH3)
Virgin Julia
(NYCH3)
Purple Penis Priestess
(SeacoastH3)
Stonewall Jackoff
(BTVHHH)
Horny Bastard
(BH3)
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