Organizers:
BTVHHH Invihash: The Drunk Ages 2026
08/14 03:00 PM to 08/16 12:00 PM
A BTVHHH Hash Campout
Cost: $125*
Hear ye, hear ye! And lend thy ears to this most royal proclamation.
The noble court of Burlington H3 hereby summons all incorrigible drunkards, brazen harlots, and vile miscreants for a Grand Tournament of Debauchery August 14th to 16th. Join us to fight for on-her and glory hole!
We return once again to our most favored shire in the realm, a secluded hashers-only campground within the fair and verdant Green Mountains of Vermont. There shall be ample space to pitch thy tents and consort with fellow rakes & revelers.
Last day for guaranteed shirt is July 17!
Regular Price: $125
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What Thy Rego Entitles Thee To:
- Lodging: Grassy tent sites for all, with limited primitive cabins for those who prefer four walls to canvas
- Modern Amenities: Potable water & electric outlets at the main pavilion, on-site latrines, and communal outdoor shower
- Provisions: A weekend of feasts including breakfast, lunch, and dinner fit for a king
- Elixirs: An endless supply of beer, cider, and non-alcoholic grog
- Festivities: A legendary shot crawl, penalty laps, crafts, and a Tournament of Debauchery
- Trail: A most adventurous trail laid through the wilds of Richmond, rich with proper shiggy and strong drink
- Spoils of War: Custom 2026 event haberdashery and a commemorative tag
- Celestial Wonders: Behold the Perseid meteor shower as it streaks across the dark Vermont skies
New this year! The campground opens Aug 13 without additional fee to any early-comers willing to help set up. BYO drink and provisions for that evening.
If for some reason you don't want to make a hashrego account, please email tonyblendini@gmail.com to complete your rego there.
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3pm - Early arrival for volunteers
3pm - Mismanguard Gates open
7pm - Dinner
8pm - Royal Coronation
8:30pm - Legendary Shot Crawl
12am - UGH
8am - Breakfast
9:30am - Yoga with RainBlow
10:30am - Carpools to Trail Depart
11am - Quest for the Holy Ale
1pm* - Lunch
2pm* - Circle
4pm* - Grand Tournament of Debauchery
7pm - Dinner
*Exact times between trail & tournament may mary
8am - Breakfast
9am - Camp Cleanup
12pm - GTFO
Public Event
including:
Just Angie
(HVH3)
Stonewall Jackoff
(BTVH3)
Skidmark
(BH3)
Siren's Thong
(VTH3)
Mr. Rogers
(beantown city hash)
Togey Bear
(ITBH3)
One Drunk Walking
(BTVH3)
Brute Squad Block
(VTH3)
Dooby Snack
(HV_H3)
Yes Andjob
(BTVH3)
My Little Panties
(HV_H3)
Easy as 123
(BostonH3)
Hare Club 4 Queers
(BostonH3)
Untossed Salad
(PorMe)
stubby pink torpedo
(BH3)
Juggernuttz
(BH3)
Parked and Wrecked
(OUCH3)
Lord Salty Liquorice
(Nut Hut H3)
Mr Shits Goes to Washington
(BTVH3)
Counterfeit Dick
(Pooflingers )
Bobbin’ for Boners
(BTVH3)
Nurse RainBlow
(Pooflinger H3)
Two Minute Ride
(Poof)
Just Hayden
(Not really)
TweedleDumb
(NH4)
Billbert
(Happy Valley H3)
Internet Cervix Provider
(VTH3)
Virgin Wes
(BTVH3)
Just Kate
(BTVH3)
Drunksophila
(Long Island Lunatics)
Sir Bruin, the Cummy one
(Burlington H3)
Z'esticular Mechanixxx
(PNPH3)
Moaning Lisa
(BostonH3)
Sperm Burpin’ Shorty
(THC-H3)
Scooby Do Me
(VTH3)
Finger in my Asymptower
(BostonH3)
Oh Holy Nut
(PorMe)
Doctor Blow
(BH3)
Sir Beetroot of Low Canal
(Soup H3 )
Three in the Rear
(LILH3)
Imagine My Disappointment
(VTH3)
Just Jon
(MBH3)
Can't Bone On Sundays
(HVH3)
Cum Ear
(BostonH3)
Hoover McSuck n Fuck
(BosH3)
Hammer and Pickle
(PorMe)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein)
Just Maria
(HV_H3)
Goat Throat
(BostonH3)
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