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BTVHHH Invihash: The Drunk Ages 2026

08/14 03:00 PM to 08/16 12:00 PM

A BTVHHH Hash Campout

Cost: $100*

Hear ye, hear ye! And lend thy ears to this most royal proclamation.

The noble court of Burlington H3 hereby summons all incorrigible drunkards, brazen harlots, and vile miscreants for a Grand Tournament of Debauchery August 14th to 16th. Join us to fight for on-her and glory hole!

We return once again to our most favored shire in the realm, a secluded hashers-only campground within the fair and verdant Green Mountains of Vermont. There shall be ample space to pitch thy tents and consort with fellow rakes & revelers.
 
 
Early Bird Price: $100
(rego and pay by June 22)
 
Regular Price: $125
 
PayPal / Venmo Here
 
 

What Thy Rego Entitles Thee To:


  • Lodging: Grassy tent sites for all, with limited primitive cabins for those who prefer four walls to canvas

  • Modern Amenities: Potable water & electric outlets at the main pavilion, on-site latrines, and communal outdoor shower

  • Provisions: A weekend of feasts including breakfast, lunch, and dinner fit for a king

  • Elixirs: An endless supply of beer, cider, and non-alcoholic grog

  • Festivities: A legendary shot crawl, penalty laps, crafts, and a Tournament of Debauchery

  • Trail: A most adventurous trail laid through the wilds of Richmond, rich with proper shiggy and strong drink

  • Spoils of War: Custom 2026 event haberdashery and a commemorative tag

  • Celestial Wonders: Behold the Perseid meteor shower as it streaks across the dark Vermont skies

New this year! The campground opens Aug 13 without additional fee to any early-comers willing to help set up. BYO drink and provisions for that evening.

If for some reason you don't want to make a hashrego account, please email tonyblendini@gmail.com to complete your rego there.


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

3:00pm - Early arrival for volunteers


3:00pm - Gates open


11am - Quest for the Holy Ale


12pm - GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

62 Hashers cumming

including:

Marty McDie

New Haven H3
Party til You Puke!

Nurse RainBlow

(Pooflinger H3)

Two Minute Ride

(Poof)

A sock

(Bh3)

ManSauce

(OHHH)

Imagine My Disappointment

(VTH3)

Counterfeit Dick

(Pooflingers )

Stonewall Jackoff

(BTVH3)

Doctor Blow

(BH3)

Suck 'Em Up

Summit H3
...

Toys for Twats

Portland Maine H3
...

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

My Little Panties

(HV_H3)

Internet Cervix Provider

(VTH3)

Just Angie

(HVH3)

Hymen Hero

Flour City Hash House Harriers
OZ-OZ

Bobo

Von Tramp Hash House Harriers
...

Mr. Rogers

(beantown city hash)

Parked and Wrecked

(OUCH3)

Bobbin’ for Boners

(BTVH3)

Siren's Thong

(VTH3)

Three in the Rear

(LILH3)

Oh Holy Nut

(PorMe)

Damp Cake

Happy Valley H3
...

Serial Lubist

Burlington Hash House Harriers
...

Sir Bruin, the Cummy one

(Burlington H3)

Juggernuttz

(BH3)

How I Met Your Mother

Burlington H3
...

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein)

Squeaky Kreme

New Haven H3
...

Cum Ear

(BostonH3)

Z'esticular Mechanixxx

(PNPH3)

Moaning Lisa

(BostonH3)

Can't Bone On Sundays

(HVH3)

stubby pink torpedo

(BH3)

Not Just the Tip

Burlington Hash House Harriers
...

Drunk in the Trunk

Snowblinders H3
...

DEBASEMENT

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
Just hangin' with my f...

Brute Squad Block

(VTH3)

Just Hayden

(Not really)

2 Guys 1 Hole

Burlington Hash House Harriers
...

Scooby Do Me

(VTH3)

Shits and Ladders

(BostonH3)

Mr Shits Goes to Washington

(BTVH3)

Yes Andjob

(BTVH3)

Sperm Burpin’ Shorty

(THC-H3)

Frosty the Fuckman

Bahhston Hash House Harriers
...

Hare Club 4 Queers

(BostonH3)

Skidmark

(BH3)

Virgin Wes

(BTVH3)

Lord Salty Liquorice

(Nut Hut H3)

Snuffleupherass

Boston H3
...

Sir Beetroot of Low Canal

(Soup H3 )

Untossed Salad

(PorMe)

Spluigi!

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
KkAWW!!!

Cock-or-two

Halve Mein Hash House Harriers
or...three?

Togey Bear

(ITBH3)

Herp Alert

BTVHHH
...

Penis Colada

Burlington Hash House Harriers
...

Billbert

(Happy Valley H3)