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BTVHHH Invihash: The Drunk Ages 2026
08/14 03:00 PM to 08/16 12:00 PM
A BTVHHH Hash Campout
Cost: $125*
Hear ye, hear ye! And lend thy ears to this most royal proclamation.
The noble court of Burlington H3 hereby summons all incorrigible drunkards, brazen harlots, and vile miscreants for a Grand Tournament of Debauchery August 14th to 16th. Join us to fight for on-her and glory hole!
We return once again to our most favored shire in the realm, a secluded hashers-only campground within the fair and verdant Green Mountains of Vermont. There shall be ample space to pitch thy tents and consort with fellow rakes & revelers.
Last day for guaranteed shirt is July 17!
Regular Price: $125
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What Thy Rego Entitles Thee To:
- Lodging: Grassy tent sites for all, with limited primitive cabins for those who prefer four walls to canvas
- Modern Amenities: Potable water & electric outlets at the main pavilion, on-site latrines, and communal outdoor shower
- Provisions: A weekend of feasts including breakfast, lunch, and dinner fit for a king
- Elixirs: An endless supply of beer, cider, and non-alcoholic grog
- Festivities: A legendary shot crawl, penalty laps, crafts, and a Tournament of Debauchery
- Trail: A most adventurous trail laid through the wilds of Richmond, rich with proper shiggy and strong drink
- Spoils of War: Custom 2026 event haberdashery and a commemorative tag
- Celestial Wonders: Behold the Perseid meteor shower as it streaks across the dark Vermont skies
New this year! The campground opens Aug 13 without additional fee to any early-comers willing to help set up. BYO drink and provisions for that evening.
If for some reason you don't want to make a hashrego account, please email tonyblendini@gmail.com to complete your rego there.
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3pm - Early arrival for volunteers
3pm - Mismanguard Gates open
7pm - Dinner
8pm - Royal Coronation
8:30pm - Legendary Shot Crawl
12am - UGH
8am - Breakfast
9:30am - Yoga with RainBlow
10:30am - Carpools to Trail Depart
11am - Quest for the Holy Ale
1pm* - Lunch
2pm* - Circle
4pm* - Grand Tournament of Debauchery
7pm - Dinner
*Exact times between trail & tournament may mary
8am - Breakfast
9am - Camp Cleanup
12pm - GTFO
Public Event
including:
stubby pink torpedo
(BH3)
Stonewall Jackoff
(BTVH3)
Mr. Rogers
(beantown city hash)
Billbert
(Happy Valley H3)
Virgin steph
(VTH3)
Z'esticular Mechanixxx
(PNPH3)
Goat Throat
(BostonH3)
Sir Beetroot of Low Canal
(Soup H3 )
TweedleDumb
(NH4)
Counterfeit Dick
(Pooflingers )
Imagine My Disappointment
(VTH3)
Dooby Snack
(HV_H3)
Just Kate
(BTVH3)
My Little Panties
(HV_H3)
Parked and Wrecked
(OUCH3)
Friar
(Seac)
Drunksophila
(Long Island Lunatics)
Togey Bear
(ITBH3)
Abortion Scrapbook Sr.
(SOH4)
Doctor Blow
(BH3)
Enter the Asshole
(Burlington H3)
Yes Andjob
(BTVH3)
Nurse RainBlow
(Pooflinger H3)
Three in the Rear
(LILH3)
Easy as 123
(BostonH3)
Hare Club 4 Queers
(BostonH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein)
Brute Squad Block
(VTH3)
Untossed Salad
(PorMe)
Siren's Thong
(VTH3)
Just Hayden
(Not really)
Johnny Dildonics
(THC-H3)
One Drunk Walking
(BTVH3)
Sperm Burpin’ Shorty
(THC-H3)
Scooby Do Me
(VTH3)
Finger in my Asymptower
(BostonH3)
Mr Shits Goes to Washington
(BTVH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(BostonH3)
Virgin Wes
(BTVH3)
Juggernuttz
(BH3)
Hoover McSuck n Fuck
(BosH3)
Skidmark
(BH3)
Just Maria
(HV_H3)
Can't Bone On Sundays
(HVH3)
Cum Ear
(BostonH3)
Hammer and Pickle
(PorMe)
Internet Cervix Provider
(VTH3)
Bump On A Log
(SummitH3)
Waisted Thyme
(HMHHH)
Christian Swingle
(NughH3)
Oh Holy Nut
(PorMe)
Moaning Lisa
(BostonH3)
Just Jon
(MBH3)
Bobbin’ for Boners
(BTVH3)
Sir Bruin, the Cummy one
(Burlington H3)
Lord Salty Liquorice
(Nut Hut H3)
Two Minute Ride
(Poof)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many