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BTVHHH Invihash: The Drunk Ages 2026

08/14 03:00 PM to 08/16 12:00 PM

A BTVHHH Hash Campout

Cost: $125*

Hear ye, hear ye! And lend thy ears to this most royal proclamation.

The noble court of Burlington H3 hereby summons all incorrigible drunkards, brazen harlots, and vile miscreants for a Grand Tournament of Debauchery August 14th to 16th. Join us to fight for on-her and glory hole!

We return once again to our most favored shire in the realm, a secluded hashers-only campground within the fair and verdant Green Mountains of Vermont. There shall be ample space to pitch thy tents and consort with fellow rakes & revelers.
 
 
Last day for guaranteed shirt is July 17!
 
Regular Price: $125
 
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What Thy Rego Entitles Thee To:


  • Lodging: Grassy tent sites for all, with limited primitive cabins for those who prefer four walls to canvas

  • Modern Amenities: Potable water & electric outlets at the main pavilion, on-site latrines, and communal outdoor shower

  • Provisions: A weekend of feasts including breakfast, lunch, and dinner fit for a king

  • Elixirs: An endless supply of beer, cider, and non-alcoholic grog

  • Festivities: A legendary shot crawl, penalty laps, crafts, and a Tournament of Debauchery

  • Trail: A most adventurous trail laid through the wilds of Richmond, rich with proper shiggy and strong drink

  • Spoils of War: Custom 2026 event haberdashery and a commemorative tag

  • Celestial Wonders: Behold the Perseid meteor shower as it streaks across the dark Vermont skies

New this year! The campground opens Aug 13 without additional fee to any early-comers willing to help set up. BYO drink and provisions for that evening.

If for some reason you don't want to make a hashrego account, please email tonyblendini@gmail.com to complete your rego there.


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

3pm - Early arrival for volunteers


3pm - Mismanguard Gates open
7pm - Dinner
8pm - Royal Coronation
8:30pm - Legendary Shot Crawl
12am - UGH


8am - Breakfast
9:30am - Yoga with RainBlow
10:30am - Carpools to Trail Depart
11am - Quest for the Holy Ale
1pm* - Lunch
2pm* - Circle
4pm* - Grand Tournament of Debauchery
7pm - Dinner

*Exact times between trail & tournament may mary


8am - Breakfast
9am - Camp Cleanup
12pm - GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

67 Hashers cumming

including:

Drunk in the Trunk

Snowblinders H3
...

Suck 'Em Up

Summit H3
...

A sock

(Bh3)

stubby pink torpedo

(BH3)

Untossed Salad

(PorMe)

Can't Bone On Sundays

(HVH3)

Marty McDie

New Haven H3
Party til You Puke!

Three in the Rear

(LILH3)

Toys for Twats

Portland Maine H3
...

Bobo

Von Tramp Hash House Harriers
...

Bobbin’ for Boners

(BTVH3)

Penis Colada

Burlington Hash House Harriers
...

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Two Minute Ride

(Poof)

Hare Club 4 Queers

(BostonH3)

One Drunk Walking

(BTVH3)

Easy as 123

(BostonH3)

Juggernuttz

(BH3)

Not Just the Tip

Burlington Hash House Harriers
...

Herp Alert

BTVHHH
...

Billbert

(Happy Valley H3)

Sperm Burpin’ Shorty

(THC-H3)

ManSauce

(OHHH)

Squeaky Kreme

New Haven H3
...

Mr. Rogers

(beantown city hash)

Sir Bruin, the Cummy one

(Burlington H3)

Mr Shits Goes to Washington

(BTVH3)

Finger in my Asymptower

(BostonH3)

My Little Panties

(HV_H3)

Internet Cervix Provider

(VTH3)

Brute Squad Block

(VTH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein)

Snuffleupherass

Boston H3
...

Sir Beetroot of Low Canal

(Soup H3 )

Moaning Lisa

(BostonH3)

Frosty the Fuckman

Bahhston Hash House Harriers
...

How I Met Your Mother

Burlington H3
...

Togey Bear

(ITBH3)

Cum Ear

(BostonH3)

Stonewall Jackoff

(BTVH3)

Just Angie

(HVH3)

Counterfeit Dick

(Pooflingers )

Yes Andjob

(BTVH3)

DEBASEMENT

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
Just hangin' with my f...

Z'esticular Mechanixxx

(PNPH3)

Scooby Do Me

(VTH3)

Dooby Snack

(HV_H3)

Oh Holy Nut

(PorMe)

Cock-or-two

Halve Mein Hash House Harriers
or...three?

Imagine My Disappointment

(VTH3)

Hymen Hero

Flour City Hash House Harriers
OZ-OZ

Parked and Wrecked

(OUCH3)

Virgin Wes

(BTVH3)

Just Hayden

(Not really)

Spluigi!

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
KkAWW!!!

Siren's Thong

(VTH3)

Damp Cake

Happy Valley H3
...

2 Guys 1 Hole

Burlington Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kate

(BTVH3)

Nurse RainBlow

(Pooflinger H3)

Skidmark

(BH3)

Serial Lubist

Burlington Hash House Harriers
...

Doctor Blow

(BH3)

Shits and Ladders

(BostonH3)

Lord Salty Liquorice

(Nut Hut H3)