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BTVHHH Invihash: The Drunk Ages 2026

08/14 03:00 PM to 08/16 12:00 PM

A BTVHHH Hash Campout

Cost: $100*

Hear ye, hear ye! And lend thy ears to this most royal proclamation.

The noble court of Burlington H3 hereby summons all incorrigible drunkards, brazen harlots, and vile miscreants for a Grand Tournament of Debauchery August 14th to 16th. Join us to fight for on-her and glory hole!

We return once again to our most favored shire in the realm, a secluded hashers-only campground within the fair and verdant Green Mountains of Vermont. There shall be ample space to pitch thy tents and consort with fellow rakes & revelers.
 
 
Early Bird Price: $100
(rego and pay by June 22)
 
Regular Price: $125
 
Rego payment instructions will be sent to your email after you sign up
 
 

What Thy Rego Entitles Thee To:


  • Lodging: Grassy tent sites for all, with limited primitive cabins for those who prefer four walls to canvas

  • Modern Amenities: Potable water & electric outlets at the main pavilion, on-site latrines, and communal outdoor shower

  • Provisions: A weekend of feasts including breakfast, lunch, and dinner fit for a king

  • Elixirs: An endless supply of beer, cider, and non-alcoholic grog

  • Festivities: A legendary shot crawl, penalty laps, crafts, and a Tournament of Debauchery

  • Trail: A most adventurous trail laid through the wilds of Richmond, rich with proper shiggy and strong drink

  • Spoils of War: Custom 2026 event haberdashery and a commemorative tag

  • Celestial Wonders: Behold the Perseid meteor shower as it streaks across the dark Vermont skies

New this year! The campground opens Aug 13 without additional fee to any early-comers willing to help set up. BYO drink and provisions for that evening.

If for some reason you don't want to make a hashrego account, please email tonyblendini@gmail.com to complete your rego there.


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

3:00pm - Early arrival for volunteers


3:00pm - Gates open


11am - Quest for the Holy Ale


12pm - GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

18 Hashers cumming

including:

Toys for Twats

Portland Maine H3
...

Herp Alert

BTVHHH
...

Mr. Rogers

(Beantown City Hash)

Juggernuttz

(BH3)

2 Guys 1 Hole

Burlington Hash House Harriers
...

Penis Colada

Burlington Hash House Harriers
...

Nurse RainBlow

(Pooflinger H3)

Two Minute Ride

(Poof)

Untossed Salad

(PorMe)

Spluigi!

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
KkAWW!!!

Just Hayden

(Not really)

Oh Holy Nut

(PorMe)

Damp Cake

Happy Valley H3
...

How I Met Your Mother

Burlington H3
...

Internet Cervix Provider

(VTH3)

Lord Salty Liquorice

(Nut Hut H3)