Cost: $125*
Hear ye, hear ye! And lend thy ears to this most royal proclamation.
The noble court of Burlington H3 hereby summons all incorrigible drunkards, brazen harlots, and vile miscreants for a Grand Tournament of Debauchery August 14th to 16th. Join us to fight for on-her and glory hole!
We return once again to our most favored shire in the realm, a secluded hashers-only campground within the fair and verdant Green Mountains of Vermont. There shall be ample space to pitch thy tents and consort with fellow rakes & revelers.
Last day for guaranteed shirt is July 17!
Regular Price: $125
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New this year! The campground opens Aug 13 without additional fee to any early-comers willing to help set up. BYO drink and provisions for that evening.
If for some reason you don't want to make a hashrego account, please email tonyblendini@gmail.com to complete your rego there.
3pm - Early arrival for volunteers
3pm - Mismanguard Gates open
7pm - Dinner
8pm - Royal Coronation
8:30pm - Legendary Shot Crawl
12am - UGH
8am - Breakfast
9:30am - Yoga with RainBlow
10:30am - Carpools to Trail Depart
11am - Quest for the Holy Ale
1pm* - Lunch
2pm* - Circle
4pm* - Grand Tournament of Debauchery
7pm - Dinner
*Exact times between trail & tournament may mary
8am - Breakfast
9am - Camp Cleanup
12pm - GTFO
including:
A sock
(Bh3)
stubby pink torpedo
(BH3)
Untossed Salad
(PorMe)
Can't Bone On Sundays
(HVH3)
Three in the Rear
(LILH3)
Bobbin’ for Boners
(BTVH3)
Hoover McSuck n Fuck
(BosH3)
Two Minute Ride
(Poof)
Hare Club 4 Queers
(BostonH3)
One Drunk Walking
(BTVH3)
Easy as 123
(BostonH3)
Juggernuttz
(BH3)
Billbert
(Happy Valley H3)
Sperm Burpin’ Shorty
(THC-H3)
ManSauce
(OHHH)
Mr. Rogers
(beantown city hash)
Sir Bruin, the Cummy one
(Burlington H3)
Mr Shits Goes to Washington
(BTVH3)
Finger in my Asymptower
(BostonH3)
My Little Panties
(HV_H3)
Internet Cervix Provider
(VTH3)
Brute Squad Block
(VTH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein)
Sir Beetroot of Low Canal
(Soup H3 )
Moaning Lisa
(BostonH3)
Togey Bear
(ITBH3)
Cum Ear
(BostonH3)
Stonewall Jackoff
(BTVH3)
Just Angie
(HVH3)
Counterfeit Dick
(Pooflingers )
Yes Andjob
(BTVH3)
Z'esticular Mechanixxx
(PNPH3)
Scooby Do Me
(VTH3)
Dooby Snack
(HV_H3)
Oh Holy Nut
(PorMe)
Imagine My Disappointment
(VTH3)
Parked and Wrecked
(OUCH3)
Virgin Wes
(BTVH3)
Just Hayden
(Not really)
Siren's Thong
(VTH3)
Just Kate
(BTVH3)
Nurse RainBlow
(Pooflinger H3)
Skidmark
(BH3)
Doctor Blow
(BH3)
Shits and Ladders
(BostonH3)
Lord Salty Liquorice
(Nut Hut H3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many