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BTVHHH Invihash: The Drunk Ages 2026
08/14 03:00 PM to 08/16 12:00 PM
A BTVHHH Hash Campout
Cost: $125*
Hear ye, hear ye! And lend thy ears to this most royal proclamation.
The noble court of Burlington H3 hereby summons all incorrigible drunkards, brazen harlots, and vile miscreants for a Grand Tournament of Debauchery August 14th to 16th. Join us to fight for on-her and glory hole!
We return once again to our most favored shire in the realm, a secluded hashers-only campground within the fair and verdant Green Mountains of Vermont. There shall be ample space to pitch thy tents and consort with fellow rakes & revelers.
Last day for guaranteed shirt is July 17!
Regular Price: $125
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What Thy Rego Entitles Thee To:
- Lodging: Grassy tent sites for all, with limited primitive cabins for those who prefer four walls to canvas
- Modern Amenities: Potable water & electric outlets at the main pavilion, on-site latrines, and communal outdoor shower
- Provisions: A weekend of feasts including breakfast, lunch, and dinner fit for a king
- Elixirs: An endless supply of beer, cider, and non-alcoholic grog
- Festivities: A legendary shot crawl, penalty laps, crafts, and a Tournament of Debauchery
- Trail: A most adventurous trail laid through the wilds of Richmond, rich with proper shiggy and strong drink
- Spoils of War: Custom 2026 event haberdashery and a commemorative tag
- Celestial Wonders: Behold the Perseid meteor shower as it streaks across the dark Vermont skies
New this year! The campground opens Aug 13 without additional fee to any early-comers willing to help set up. BYO drink and provisions for that evening.
If for some reason you don't want to make a hashrego account, please email tonyblendini@gmail.com to complete your rego there.
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3pm - Early arrival for volunteers
3pm - Mismanguard Gates open
7pm - Dinner
8pm - Royal Coronation
8:30pm - Legendary Shot Crawl
12am - UGH
8am - Breakfast
9:30am - Yoga with RainBlow
10:30am - Carpools to Trail Depart
11am - Quest for the Holy Ale
1pm* - Lunch
2pm* - Circle
4pm* - Grand Tournament of Debauchery
7pm - Dinner
*Exact times between trail & tournament may mary
8am - Breakfast
9am - Camp Cleanup
12pm - GTFO
Public Event
including:
Cum Ear
(BostonH3)
Easy as 123
(BostonH3)
Bump On A Log
(SummitH3)
Nurse RainBlow
(Pooflinger H3)
Untossed Salad
(PorMe)
Juggernuttz
(BH3)
Enter the Asshole
(Burlington H3)
Togey Bear
(ITBH3)
Mr Shits Goes to Washington
(BTVH3)
Hoover McSuck n Fuck
(BosH3)
Imagine My Disappointment
(VTH3)
Parked and Wrecked
(OUCH3)
Finger in my Asymptower
(BostonH3)
Just Maria
(HV_H3)
Lord Salty Liquorice
(Nut Hut H3)
Oh Holy Nut
(PorMe)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(BostonH3)
Two Minute Ride
(Poof)
Internet Cervix Provider
(VTH3)
Siren's Thong
(VTH3)
Counterfeit Dick
(Pooflingers )
Friar
(Seac)
Brute Squad Block
(VTH3)
Abortion Scrapbook Sr.
(SOH4)
Billbert
(Happy Valley H3)
Virgin steph
(VTH3)
Hammer and Pickle
(PorMe)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein)
Sir Beetroot of Low Canal
(Soup H3 )
Just Jon
(MBH3)
Just Kate
(BTVH3)
Yes Andjob
(BTVH3)
My Little Panties
(HV_H3)
Hare Club 4 Queers
(BostonH3)
Johnny Dildonics
(THC-H3)
One Drunk Walking
(BTVH3)
Skidmark
(BH3)
Christian Swingle
(NughH3)
Mr. Rogers
(beantown city hash)
TweedleDumb
(NH4)
Dooby Snack
(HV_H3)
Stonewall Jackoff
(BTVH3)
Bobbin’ for Boners
(BTVH3)
Can't Bone On Sundays
(HVH3)
Just Hayden
(Not really)
Virgin Wes
(BTVH3)
stubby pink torpedo
(BH3)
Moaning Lisa
(BostonH3)
Drunksophila
(Long Island Lunatics)
Scooby Do Me
(VTH3)
Sir Bruin, the Cummy one
(Burlington H3)
Three in the Rear
(LILH3)
Goat Throat
(BostonH3)
Doctor Blow
(BH3)
Waisted Thyme
(HMHHH)
Sperm Burpin’ Shorty
(THC-H3)
Z'esticular Mechanixxx
(PNPH3)
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