Cost: $119*
Hare(s):
Bearly Blue
Shiggy:
Come all ye thou art thirsty and be refreshed. For I am your shepherd, who will lead you to beer nears, cold kegs, luscious shiggy, and to a time you will never forget if you can even remember it. We're going to party like we're Pope Alexander VI!
What was once OctoBEERfest, after a vicious false accusations about a butt plug parade is now known for this year as the JONES FAMILY SOUTHERN BAPTIST CONVENTION FOR FUTURE YOUTH EVANGELICAL LEADERS OF AMERICA. I have offered myself up as the next sacrifice so that all hashers may be free...free to drink, party, hash, and not have to drive home for a weekend. For wine(beer, cider, etc) makes the heart of mortal man(woman, etc.) rejoice!
"But Elder Blue, what will we get for our rego?"
Well I'm glad you asked.
*2 nights of camping at the BEAUTIFUL Ginnie Springs,FL
*Friday near midnight shot trail
*A cool af shirt designed by yours truly
*A deliciously shiggy trail hared by yours truly
*Patches(We do need some stinkin' patches)
*A very special secret gimmie you can keep extremely close forever
*Frosty beverages for all to quench their thirst
*A toe tag to let everyone know you were there
Schedule:
Friday
1200: start arriving
1400 Check-in
1600 kegs tapped
2200 shot trail
Saturday
1130 trail
1700 hash olympdicks Drinking games from around the world
Sunday
0930 Hangover hash trail
1000 closing circle
1130 Clean up your camp and GTFO if we're not already kicked out...again
Rego:
$119 until June
$129 until August
$139 after August
Rego closes September 5th so I can get everyone gimmies sorted out before the big weekend
IF you want to Glamp off base away from the group, you can rego for $69, but you'll be required to make your OWN camping reservations.
Food is BYOF. I'm not Jesus, I can't feed you all with 5 barley loaves and 2 fishes. I'll see what I can do, though.
Payment options: Make sure you include your full name and hash name to avoid mix ups.
Paypal.me/DonovanConner (Friends and family)
Venmo- @Brett-Conner-3
For camping rules and policies see https://ginniespringsoutdoors.com/rules-policies/
Blasphemy
Tent, food,
including:
Peg a Saurus Rex
(OH3)
Mail Order Bride
(WCH3)
Sex Ray Tech
(SavH3)
Doofus White Boy
(GATRH3)
Rimjob Ringleader the greatest Ho On Earth
(MiamiH3)
Shitting Bull
(JRH3)
Cunt Swabula
(IMMCH3)
Mouth Queef
(RenoH3)
Fux Capacitor
(WCH3)
Hey Kanojo
(Hurricane)
Black & Pecker Anal Wrecker
(TBH3)
Fluffer
(SPH3)
Shithai
(SavH3)
Mud Fucked
(CircusH3)
Queen of the Castle
(AlohaH3)
Flying Saucers
(JUH3)
Hog Riding Bambi Punisher
(JaxH3)
Helen Keller
(BVDH3)
Helen Smeller
(BVDH3)
U*Drive, I'll Fuck
(Tampa Bay H3)
Queefer Bi the Dozen
(LTH3)
Missionary Impossible
(SavH3)
Finnish With A Fist
(PBH3)
Dust fucka
(PBH3)
Insane Clown Pussy
(Tampa Bay H3)
Jerryz Kidd
(WWh3)
Just Rob
(TBH3)
Glad
(MH3)
Cat Butthole
(PBH3)
NFHN Kreg
(WCH3)
04Whore
(TBH3)
Jeep her keep her
(PCH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
QuicknMoans
(JRH3)
Daisy Dykes
(FH5)
Lepracock
(TBH3)
Mother Hentai
(PBH3)
Fire N the Hole
(JUH3)
Nut$lap Millionaire
(PBH3)
Bare Her Cuda
(PBH3)
Rimbrandt
(TCH3)
Anal Inspector 2
(Hurricane Hash Ho...)
2DixNoFin
(PBH3)
Kiddie
(TBH3)
Down Down Donkey Dick (QD)
(BVDH3)
American Express
(KWH3)
Dildozer
(TCH3)
Motivational Mammaries
(PorMe)
Pop Rock'N Pussy
(PBH3)
Papa don't breach
(SavH3)
Toyz 'N the Hood
(TBH3)
Insane for the Dick Vein
(WCH3)
Corkscrew
(RSH3)
Just Maureen
(TBH3)
Dick In Hand
(AVLH3 )
Farta Sutra
(SavH3)
Pinky Cum O Chenk Hoe
(TCH3)
I Need A Banana To Finnish
(PBH3)
Cunt swabula
(Isla Mujeres Mas...)
Legend of the Hidden Tampon
(VH3)
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