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Host Kennel:

Big Hump H3

Contact Email:

gm@big-hump.com

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Big Hump H3

Contact Email:

gm@big-hump.com

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BigHumpH3 GREEN DRESS RUN 2025

03/21 04:30 PM to 03/23 12:00 PM

A BigHumpH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $135*

Hare(s):

TBD

BIG HUMP'S 23rd AN'AL GREEN DRESS RUN!!!

But also, the 26th Anniversary of Big Hump H3!!!

Which we are mentioning specifically because we maybe TOTALLY FORGOT that last year was technically our 25th... but maybe not? Because of Covid?
We don't know! We're just Misman!

ANYWAY.

-|-|-|-> PAYMENT: READ THIS CLOSELY!!!!!!
After you complete this rego, you may either scroll to the bottom of the confirmation page and click "Pay Now" to pay via PayPal, or exit HashRego, and go to PayPal (preferred) or Venmo directly.

Send your money to:

PAYPAL: gm@big-hump.com

VENMO: @Big-Hump-H3
(Pro Tip: Don't type the entire name into the search bar. For some reason it may not come up. Type @Big-Hump and see if it comes up. Continue typing one character at a time until you see it pop up. Yes, it's dumb. No, I can't fix it.)

Note: When you rego, the final statement may say that on-line payments cannot be made and that you must bring cash to the event. THIS IS PART OF HASHREGO and we can't update that statement.
It we may also tell you to send a check or money order to Andy McDonald. Don't do that.
If you need to pay via check or cash you may do so, but you must pay before the rego price goes up to get that price. Contact gm@big-hump.com to pay with check or cash.

If you are unsure of how to pay, please re-read the above section until you figure it out.

Rego fast! The price will continue to go up the longer you wait!

--|-|-|-> PAYMENT TIMING: We must receive your payment WITHIN 3 DAYS of your rego. Otherwise, your rego will be deleted and you will need to re-register (possibly at a higher price). NO exceptions. Also, NO last-minute entries will be taken. All registration closes at midnight on 3/14/25, NO exceptions.

--|-|-|-> REFUNDS: There will be no individual refunds... if you cannot attend, your only solution is to find another hasher to buy your rego. But if BH4 must cancel the entire event due to any unknown circumstances, we will refund your money, minus any expenses which BH4 incurred and were unable to recoup. If giveaways are already ordered at time of cancelation, we will get those to you.

--|-|-|-> NOT ALLOWED: NO animals. NO persons under 21 years old (including babies). NO persons who have not regoed for this event. NO glitter.
NO exceptions.

--|-|-|-> GIVEAWAYS: Rego early to be guaranteed a giveaway that's perfect for you. If you rego close to the event you will still get a gimme, but it may not be perfect for you.

This year, your registration includes... a gimme TBD.

All items above are subject to change depending on Mismanagement's level of drunkenness and/or lack of forethought.


Location Details

Starting at 3:30pm, pick up giveaways in the BH4 Hashpitality Suite at Forest Park Hotel (it will be marked)

5915 Wilson Avenue, St. Louis, MO 63110

Glazier's Hall

5916 Wilson Avenue, St. Louis, MO 63110

Forest Park Hotel

Make a Reservation

Check In 3:00pm / Check Out 11:00am

We have a block of rooms reserved at a discounted rate.
You have until 3/1/2025 to get the discounted rate.

Method of Reservations:
Individuals to make their own reservations by calling 314-645-0700, or, via
forestparkhotelbymdr.com. Use coupon code BHHHH or type the name of the group in the notes section. If you have any issues using the online reservations, please call the hotel directly.

Cut-off date: Hotel reservations must be received by March 1, 2025, to receive the discounted rate. After this date, any remaining blocked rooms will be returned to inventory for general sale.


Schedule of Events

3:30-5:30pm – Forest Park Hotel: Check in at the BH4 Hashpitality Suite (it will be marked). You can check into the hotel any time, but please wait until 3:30pm for us to set up the check-in table.

5:30pm - GLAZIERS HALL will open and beer will be flowing. Bring a vessel!

6:00-8:00pm - Trail: Circle up in Glaziers parking lot. Hares: TBD
If you cannot make trail, you can stay at Glaziers Hall.

8:00pm(ish) - On After - Dinner at Glaziers Hall.

8:00pm-10:30pm – Karaoke and dancing at Glaziers Hall!

We MUST vacate Glaziers Hall by 10:30pm (bonus points if you help us clean up!)

10:30pm-?? - On After AFTER - Hashpitality Suite at Forest Park Hotel


8:00-10:00am - Light Breakfast in the BH4 Hashpitality Suite (fruit, granola bars, muffins, etc)

10:30-10:45am: Gather at Glazier's parking lot!

10:45-11am: ALL ABOARD THE BUS!!
Buses leave at 11am so BE READY! If you miss the bus, that's your own fault.

11:30am - MAIN EVENT TRAIL:
Many trail options w/multiple BSs, lunch & snacks.
Hares: TBD

5:30pm (ish) - Trail ends. Return to hotel. Clean up, have sex in your room, and/or take a nap.

6:00pm - Glaziers Hall reopens.

6:30pm – Dinner at Glaziers Hall

7:15(ish) - Circle up inside Glaziers Hall

8:00-10:30pm - Dance party at Glaziers Hall

We MUST vacate Glaziers Hall by 10:30pm (even more bonus points if you help clean up this time!)

10:30pm-?? - On After AFTER: Hashpitality Suite at Forest Park Hotel


8:00-10:00am - Light Breakfast - same as Saturday.

Must check out of Hotel by 11:00am

11:00am - Hangover Hash - Hare: TBD
Circle location: Forest Park Hotel parking lot. Plan a couple hours for this.


If you can only attend part of the weekend, please contact us at gm@big-hump.com to let us know which ONE of the options below you want to attend. If you want more than one, it's probably cheaper to sign up for the whole weekend at the regular cost.

A la Carte attendees are not guaranteed the giveaway.

-Friday Night: Trail/Dinner/Drinking/Karaoke ($60)

-Saturday Daytime: MAIN TRAIL/Light Lunch/Drinking ($60)

-Saturday Night: Dinner/Drinking/Dance Party ($60)

-Saturday ALL DAY/NIGHT: Main Trail/Lunch/Dinner/Drinking/Dance Party ($80)


Public Event

See the full list!

99 Hashers came

including:

Half Hour Sour

(BigHumpH3)

Shit Face'd

(QCH3)

Shiggy Stardust!

VoodooH3
BlowMe, Creepy, Pretty...

Rectal Rabbi

(SPIILH3)

PerpenCockular

BigHumpH3
...

Stunt Cock

Memphis H3
...

Tased and Confused

(BigHumpH3)

Roadkill

(BigHumpH3)

Mr. Motherfucking Homodynamics, Esq.

(ChiH3)

... He's Still Limping

(ChiH3)

Disco Ass

(STLH3)

Betty Cocker

BigHumpH3
...

2 Fuck Canuck

(BigHumpH3)

Rumpley Foreskin

(Kwh3)

Dapper Sapper

(BigHumpH3)

Inbred

(Dallas Urban H3 (...)

Shit-Nav

(Memphis H3)

Titter Glitter

Omaha Hash House Harriers
...

Hit It In The Wet Spot

(BigHumpH3)

Something About Buttholes

(DCRW)

Peg U Lator

Savannah H3
Mud or blood

Sweet Ho Alabama

BigHumpH3
...

Fake Bake Fuck

(BigHumpH3)

TP For My Tongue Hole

(MH3)

Just Tom

(BigHumpH3)

Beaver Chaser

(BigHumpH3)

Takes It All

WaukeshaH3
Hashing with Pride

Froggy Style

BigHumpH3
...

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

Bread Spread

(BigHumpH3)

Hardly Ever Cums

(BigHumpH3)

Ovary Punch

(Bell-Scott H3)

Claim to Flame: The Abridged Version

Midwest Road Whores
"Do all the events!"

2:19 From Chicago

(BigHumpH3)

Ottoman Cumpire

(BigHumpH3)

Hammock Your Way

(BigHumpH3)

Dos HiXXies

(BigHumpH3)

Dewey

(BigHumpH3)

Princess Starkissed

(BigHumpH3)

No Panty Granny

(BigHumpH3)

Red Snatch Queen

(OUCH3)

Just Adam

(BigHumpH3)

JizzYouItPriest

BigHumpH3
...

Sushi Grade Placenta

(PH3)

Just Katie

(BigHumpH3)

69 to life

(MemphisH3)

DewDrops and PoppyCocks

Springfield H3
...

Funny BoneHer

(BigHumpH3)

Quarter PoundMe

BigHumpH3
...

Captain Cunt

(MemphisH3)

Whiney Bitch

(BigHumpH3)

TSA

(BigHumpH3)

Lock Nut Monster

(BigHumpH3)

Fatliner

BigHumpH3
...

The Clit ☝

Uffda H3
Ooooh, The Clit ☝

Clean & Jerk Off

(PH3IL)

Clench n Close

(MemphisH3)

Do You Want To Hit This?

(BigHumpH3)

Mouthwest Airlines

BigHumpH3
I do ginger things.

Strap On

BigHumpH3
...

Cum On Down Under

(BigHumpH3)

Just Sabrina

(BigHumpH3)

Ask Jeeves

(MemphisH3)

Jizz Knob

Little Rock Hash House Harriers
...

Lack of o2

(TDFMH3)

sPeEd HuMp

(IndyHHH)

International House of Penis

(BigHumpH3)

Spectral Skull Fucker

(RgH3Groton)

Squiggly Wiggly

(MemphisH3)

Princess Fairweather

(BigHumpH3)

Free Mustache Rides

(BigHumpH3)

Wet Spot

(BigHumpH3)

Like A Fish

Peoria H3
...

Snatchsquatch

Chicago H3
Snatch for Scale

Soft Serve

(MemphisH3)

PooPourri

Quad Cities H3 - Dirty Pirate Chapter
...

Litter Shitter

(BigHumpH3)

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

Just Austin

(BigHumpH3)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Way down yonder on the Tickacoochie

(LRH3)

ICHY

(BigHumpH3)

Just The Tick (BigHumpH3)

BigHumpH3
Ticks Tits!

Cheer me on so I can go go

(OBH3)

Pubio

(FTroopH3)

Throat Job

(CH3)

Pushing Rope

(MH3)

1 Pump Wonder

(LRH3)

Donkey Style

(BigHumpH3)

Ice Princess

(BigHumpH3)

Liquor Canoe

(QCH3)