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Host Kennel:

Big Hump H3

Contact Email:

gm@big-hump.com

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Big Hump H3

Contact Email:

gm@big-hump.com

Organizers:

BigHumpH3 GDR 2026

03/13 03:00 PM to 03/15 04:00 PM

A BigHumpH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

Big Hump's 24th An'al Green Dress Run will be held in cute little Kirkwood, MO! Centrally located in St. Louis, MO and just a few minutes from downtown. Join us for the usual shenanigans and new (to some of you) trails!

-|-|-|-> MAKING PAYMENTS - READ CLOSELY! After you complete this rego, exit HashRego, and go to Venmo or PayPal to pay. (Do not pay via HashRego!)
VENMO: @big-hump-h3
PAYPAL: gm@big-hump.com

Note: When you rego, the final statement might say online payments cannot be made and you must bring cash to the event. This is part of HashRego’s default wording and we can't change that, so disregard.

If you need to pay with a check or cash, give it to a GM or to Hash Cash. But know that you must pay before the rego price increases, or you must pay the increased cost.

If we do not receive your payment within 3 days of filling out the rego on HashRego, your rego will be deleted and you will need to re-register (possibly at a higher price). NO exceptions.

--|-|-|-> REFUNDS: There will be no refunds... if you cannot attend, your only solution is to find another hasher to buy your rego.

--|-|-|-> NOT ALLOWED: Dogs or any animals, and anyone under 21 years old (including babies). No exceptions.

--|-|-|-> GIVEAWAY: Rego early to be guaranteed a giveaway that's perfect for you. If you rego after 3/1, we will still give you something, but it may not be the same as everyone else.

All information is subject to change depending on Mismanagement's level of drunkenness combined with their decision making.

-|-|-|-> QUESTIONS?: catch one of your GMs (Dos Hixxies/Beth McEwen or Ice Princess/Angela O’Hanlon) on trail, or email us at gm@big-hump.com


GREEN DRESS RUN

Location Details

Best Western St. Louis - Kirkwood Route 66

1200 S. Kirkwood Road, Kirkwood, MO 63122

Best Western St. Louis - Kirkwood Route 66

Make a Reservation

Check In 3:00pm / Check Out 11:00am
We have a block of 25 rooms. They can give us more if available or up to 2/20/2026, whichever cums first. So don’t wait! Our rate is $144 for one king bed or for two queen beds.

https://www.bestwestern.com/en_US/book/hotel-rooms.26140.html?groupId=8V9CE5P9


Schedule of Events

3:00-7:00pm - Best Western: check in at Hashpitality Room, located on 2nd floor right above/behind hotel desk. Beer & snacks are available in this room.

5:30-7:30pm - AtoB Trail: Hares: Locknut Monster/Postage Tramp. Circle up at 5:30, Pack Away at 6:00 sharp! Circle near hotel-exact spot announced on Fri. If you can’t make trail, go directly to Helen Fitzgerald’s (3650 S. Lindbergh Blvd,63127), but your tab is on you until our private room opens at 7:30. It's a 1-mile walk, or you can easily Uber.

TRAIL ENDS AT ON AFTER. If you need a SMALL bag brought to Helen's, have it ready by 5:30 & marked with your name.

7:30-11:30pm – On After/Dinner/Beer: at Helen Fitzgerald’s. We have a private room, but you’re welcome to go early or stay late on your own tab. Getting back to the hotel is on you. It is a 1-mile walk, or a cheap Uber. No drinking & driving allowed!


8am - Light Breakfast in Hashpitality Suite: bloody marys, mimosas & some munchies!

11am - MAIN GDR TRAIL: Circle up at 11am, Pack Away at 11:45 SHARP. Spot near hotel-TBD. Multiple trail options w/multiple BSs, including a light lunch & snacks.
Turkey/Eagle Hares: Disco Ass & Vomit Comet
Walkers Hares: Perpencockular & Froggy Style
TRAIL ENDS AT ON AFTER. If you need a SMALL bag brought to final spot, have it ready by 11:00 & marked with your name to hand off at Circle.

6:00-11:00 - On After/Dinner/Beer/Seltzers at American Legion Hall - 314 S. Clay Ave, Kirkwood, MO 63122

6:30 - Dinner at American Legion Hall

7:15(ish) - Circle Up! American Legion Hall

8:00-11:00 - music, karaoke, lots of beer/seltzers & shenanigans. Transportation back to hotel... just go outside anytime after 8:00 and wait for the passenger van.


8:00am - Light Breakfast - same as Saturday breakfast.
Must check out of Hotel by 11:00am.

11:00am - Hangover Hash - hosted by the St. Louis H3
Hare(s): TBD
Circle location: Circle up near hotel--exact spot will be announced beforehand. Plan a couple hours for this.


If you can only attend part of the weekend, please contact us at gm@big-hump.com to let us know which of the options below you want to attend. Each of these cost $45.69 (if you want more than one, it's cheaper to sign up for the whole weekend at the regular cost). Also, Ala Carte attendees will not get the giveaway.


  1. Friday Night Trail/Dinner/Drinking/Karaoke


  2. Saturday Daytime MAIN TRAIL/Light Lunch/Drinking


  3. Saturday Night Dinner/Drinking/Music



Public Event

See the full list!

87 Hashers came

including:

This Little Piggy

(MemphisH3)

TP For My Tongue Hole

(MemphisH3)

Landing Strips

(MemphisH3)

History Buff

(MemphisH3)

Vomit Comet

(BigHumpH3)

I’m Fucking Nuts

(ChiH3)

Froggy Style

BigHumpH3
...

Dos HiXXies

(BigHumpH3)

Purple Muffin Stuffin

(BigHumpH3)

Placentahontas

(MemphisH3)

Clean & Jerk Off

(PH3IL)

Fatliner

BigHumpH3
...

Squiggly Wiggly

(MemphisH3)

Feather

(ChiH3)

The Teal Train to Pound Town

Long Island Lunatics
...

Just Derek

(BigHumpH3)

Ottoman Cumpire

(BigHumpH3)

69 to Life

(MemphisH3)

NoCum Loudly

Blooming Fools H3
...

Complimentary Nuts

(ChiH3)

Cartograpussy (Carti-P)

(BigHumpH3)

Ice Princess

BigHumpH3
...

Shiggy Stardust!

Voodoo H3
BlowMe, Creepy, Pretty...

Red Beard

MemphisH3
...

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

PerpenCockular

BigHumpH3
...

Pubio

(FTroopH3)

Wet Spot

(BigHumpH3)

Princess Starkissed

(BigHumpH3)

International House of Penis

(BigHumpH3)

Voulez Boobé

(BigHumpH3)

How Do You Like My Headlights Now

(BigHumpH3)

Ovary Punch

(Bell-Scott H3)

Creamthroat Willie

(BigHumpH3)

Sweet Ho Alabama

BigHumpH3
...

Mouthwest Airlines

BigHumpH3
I do ginger things.

Little Debbie

MemphisH3
...

Semicision

(MemphisH3)

LocK Nut Monster

(BigHumpH3)

Betty Cocker

(BigHumpH3)

Kibbles N’ Dicks

(BigHumpH3)

Claim to Flame: The aBridged Version

(Midwest Road Whores )

Rectal Rabbi

SPIILH3
...

Doggy Door

(MemphisH3)

Legs Wide Open

(KCH3)

Disco Ass

(STLH3)

Funny BoneHer

(BigHumpH3)

Happy Feet

MemphisH3
...

Bottom Wrangler

Chicago H3
...

Did Not Finish

Memphis H3
...

Shit-Nav

Memphis H3
...

Dickerdoodle

Blooming Fools H3
...

Kunt-Fu Weasel

(LVHHH)

Captain Cunt

(MemphisH3)

PinotPhile

Peoria H3
1 wine from saying wha...

Postage Tramp

(BigHumpH3)

Mad Hatter

(STLH3)

Pushing Rope

(MemphisH3)

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

No Panty Granny

(BigHumpH3)

Princess Fairyweather

(BigHumpH3)

Just Madeline

(BigHumpH3)

Just Monica

(MoA2H3)

Humping Iron

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
IAH 20019

The Asshole Whisperer

(BigHumpH3)

Guzzle Faerie Finn

(IndyHHH)

Three Inch King

BigHumpH3
...

Lust in Translation

(PH3IL)

2 Fuck Canuck

(BigHumpH3)

Dapper Sapper

(BigHumpH3)

Do You Want To Hit This?

(BigHumpH3)

James Bondage

(CRapidsH3)

Bible ThumpHer

BigHumpH3
...

Hammock Your Way

(BigHumpH3)

Cheer Me On So I Can Go Go

Osan Bulgogi H3
Make Friends not War

Like A Fish

Peoria H3
...

UnanimAss

Blooming Fools H3
...

Whiney Bitch

(BigHumpH3)

Anna Pornikova

(STLH3)

Ambidickstrous

Peoria H3
...

Just Austin

(BigHumpH3)

JizzYouIt Priest

(BigHumpH3)

Beaver Chaser

(BigHumpH3)

Fake Bake Fuck

BigHumpH3
FBF