Cost: $105*
Big Hump's 24th An'al Green Dress Run will be held in cute little Kirkwood, MO! Centrally located in St. Louis, MO and just a few minutes from downtown. Join us for the usual shenanigans and new (to some of you) trails!
-|-|-|-> MAKING PAYMENTS - READ CLOSELY! After you complete this rego, exit HashRego, and go to Venmo or PayPal to pay. (Do not pay via HashRego!)
VENMO: @big-hump-h3
PAYPAL: gm@big-hump.com
Note: When you rego, the final statement might say online payments cannot be made and you must bring cash to the event. This is part of HashRego’s default wording and we can't change that, so disregard.
If you need to pay with a check or cash, give it to a GM or to Hash Cash. But know that you must pay before the rego price increases, or you must pay the increased cost.
If we do not receive your payment within 3 days of filling out the rego on HashRego, your rego will be deleted and you will need to re-register (possibly at a higher price). NO exceptions.
--|-|-|-> REFUNDS: There will be no refunds... if you cannot attend, your only solution is to find another hasher to buy your rego.
--|-|-|-> NOT ALLOWED: Dogs or any animals, and anyone under 21 years old (including babies). No exceptions.
--|-|-|-> GIVEAWAY: Rego early to be guaranteed a giveaway that's perfect for you. If you rego close to the event, we will still give you something, but it may not be the same as everyone else.
All information is subject to change depending on Mismanagement's level of drunkenness combined with their decision making.
-|-|-|-> QUESTIONS?: catch one of your GMs (Dos Hixxies/Beth McEwen or Ice Princess/Angela O’Hanlon) on trail, or email us at gm@big-hump.com
GREEN DRESS RUN
Best Western St. Louis - Kirkwood Route 66
Check In 3:00pm / Check Out 11:00am
We have a block of 25 rooms. They can give us more if available or up to 2/26/2026, whichever cums first. So don’t wait! Our rate is $144 for one king bed or for two queen beds.
https://www.bestwestern.com/en_US/book/hotel-rooms.26140.html?groupId=8V9CE5P9
3:00-6:00pm - Best Western: check in at the Hashpitality Suite, located on 2nd floor right above/behind hotel desk. Beer & snacks are available in this room.
6:00-7:30pm - Trail: Circle up at 6:00pm, Hares Away at 6:30pm. Hare(s): TBD. Circle Up: near hotel-exact spot TBD. If you cannot make trail, go directly to Helen Fitzgerald’s (3650 S. Lindbergh Blvd, 63127), but your tab is your responsibility until our private room opens at 7:30pm. It is a 1-mile walk, or you can easily Uber.
TRAIL ENDS AT THE ON AFTER. If you need a SMALL bag brought to Helen's, have it ready by 6pm & marked with your name.
7:30pm-11:30pm – On After/Dinner/Beer: at Helen Fitzgerald’s. We have a private room, but you are welcome to go early or stay late on your own tab. Getting back to the hotel is on you. It is a 1-mile walk, or a cheap Uber. No drinking & driving allowed!
8:00am - Light Breakfast in Hashpitality Suite: bloody marys, mimosas & some munchies!
11:30am - MAIN EVENT TRAIL: Circle up at 11:30, Hares Away at 12pm. Circle up near hotel-exact spot TBD. Multiple trail options w/multiple BSs, including a light lunch & snacks.
Hares:
Ballbuster-Hare TBD
Eagle-Hare TBD
Turkey/Walkers-Hare TBD
TRAIL ENDS AT ON AFTER. If you need a SMALL bag brought to final spot, have it ready by 11:30am and marked with your name to hand off at Circle.
6:00-11:00 - On After/Dinner/Beer/Seltzers at American Legion Hall - 314 S. Clay Ave, Kirkwood, MO 63122
6:30 - Dinner at American Legion Hall
7:15(ish) - Circle Up! American Legion Hall
8:00-11:00 - music, maybe karaoke, lots of beer/seltzers & shenanigans. We're working on transport back to hotel. Worst case, getting back will be on you. It's a 1-mile walk or cheap Uber
8:00am - Light Breakfast - same as Saturday breakfast.
Must check out of Hotel by 11:00am.
11:00am - Hangover Hash - hosted by the St. Louis H3
Hare(s): TBD
Circle location: Circle up near hotel--exact spot will be announced beforehand. Plan a couple hours for this.
If you can only attend part of the weekend, please contact us at gm@big-hump.com to let us know which of the options below you want to attend. Each of these cost $45.69 (if you want more than one, it's cheaper to sign up for the whole weekend at the regular cost). Also, Ala Carte attendees are not guaranteed the giveaway.
Friday Night Trail/Dinner/Drinking/Karaoke
Saturday Daytime MAIN TRAIL/Light Lunch/Drinking
Saturday Night Dinner/Drinking/Music
including:
TP For My Tongue Hole
(MemphisH3)
Wet Spot
(BigHumpH3)
Landing Strips
(MemphisH3)
Feather
(ChiH3)
JizzYouIt Priest
(BigHumpH3)
Betty Cocker
(BigHumpH3)
Princess Fairyweather
(BigHumpH3)
Captain Cunt
(MemphisH3)
Dapper Sapper
(BigHumpH3)
Cartograpussy (Carti-P)
(BigHumpH3)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
History Buff
(MemphisH3)
Princess Starkissed
(BigHumpH3)
Creamthroat Willie
(BigHumpH3)
Purple Muffin Stuffin
(BigHumpH3)
The Asshole Whisperer
(BigHumpH3)
Pushing Rope
(MemphisH3)
I’m Fucking Nuts
(ChiH3)
One-eyed Wetter
(MemphisH3)
2 Fuck Canuck
(BigHumpH3)
Complimentary Nuts
(ChiH3)
Squiggly Wiggly
(MemphisH3)
Funny BoneHer
(BigHumpH3)
Anna Pornikova
(STLH3)
Just Derek
(BigHumpH3)
Disco Ass
(STLH3)
Do You Want To Hit This?
(BigHumpH3)
Dos HiXXies
(BigHumpH3)
Postage Tramp
(BigHumpH3)
Clean & Jerk Off
(PH3IL)
69 to Life
(MemphisH3)
Beaver Chaser
(BigHumpH3)
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