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Host Kennel:

Big Hump H3

Contact Email:

gm@big-hump.com

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Big Hump H3

Contact Email:

gm@big-hump.com

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BigHumpH3 Big Hump H3 GDR 2024

03/22 03:30 PM to 03/24 11:00 AM

A BigHumpH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $131*

BIG HUMP'S 22nd AN'AL GREEN DRESS RUN!!!

-|-|-|-> PAYMENT: READ THIS CLOSELY!!!!!! * After you complete this rego, exit HashRego, and go to Venmo (preferred) or PayPal.

Send your money to:

VENMO: @Big-Hump-H3 (Our brand new Big Hump Venmo account!!)

PAYPAL: gm@big-hump.com

Note: When you rego, the final statement may say that on-line payments cannot be made and that you must bring cash to the event. THIS IS PART OF HASHREGO and we can't update that statement. If you need to pay via check or cash you can do so but you must pay before the rego price goes up to get that price. Contact gm@big-hump.com to pay with check or cash.
If you are unsure of how to pay, please re-read the above section until you figure it out.

Rego fast! The price will continue to go up the longer you wait!

--|-|-|-> PAYMENT TIMING: We must receive your payment WITHIN 3 DAYS of your rego. Otherwise, your rego will be deleted and you will need to re-register (possibly at a higher price). NO exceptions. Also, NO last-minute entries will be taken. All registration closes at midnight on 3/15/24, NO exceptions.

--|-|-|-> REFUNDS: There will be no individual refunds... if you cannot attend, your only solution is to find another hasher to buy your rego. But if BH4 must cancel the entire event due to any unknown circumstances, we will refund your money, minus any expenses which BH4 incurred and were unable to recoup. If giveaways are already ordered at time of cancelation, we will get those to you.

--|-|-|-> NOT ALLOWED: Dogs or any animals, and anyone under 21 years old (including babies). No exceptions.

--|-|-|-> GIVEAWAYS: Rego early to be guaranteed a giveaway that's perfect for you. If you rego close to the event you will still get a gimme, but it may not be perfect for you.

This year, your registration includes a warm, cozy blanket emblazoned with the Big Hump H3 Green Dress artwork!

All items are subject to change depending on Mismanagement's level of drunkenness combined with their decision making.


Location Details

Starting at 3:30pm, pick up giveaways in the BH4 Hashpitality Suite at Forest Park Hotel (it will be marked)

5915 Wilson Avenue, St. Louis, MO 63110

Glazier's Hall

5916 Wilson Avenue, St. Louis, MO 63110

Forest Park Hotel

Check In 3:00pm / Check Out 11:00am

We have a block of rooms reserved at a discounted rate.
You have until 3/1/2023 to get the discounted rate.

Call (314) 645-0700 and mention you are booking with Big Hump Hash House Harriers.


Schedule of Events

3:30-5:30pm – Forest Park Hotel: Check in at the BH4 Hashpitality Suite (it will be marked). You can check into the hotel starting at 3:00pm.

5:30pm - GLAZIERS HALL will open and beer will be flowing. Bring a vessel!

6:00-8:00pm - Trail: Circle up in Glaziers parking lot. Hares: TDFMH3 - Roll the Dice to determine the hares! Don't worry if you're not familiar with the area, we will make sure to have at least 1 local hare!
If you cannot make trail, you can stay at Glaziers Hall.

8:00pm(ish) - Dinner at Glaziers Hall.

8:00pm-10:30pm – Karaoke at Glaziers Hall.

We MUST vacate Glaziers Hall by 10:30pm

10:30pm-?? - On After AFTER:** Hashpitality Suite at Forest Park Hotel with DJ Strapon


8:00-10:00am - Light Breakfast in the BH4 Hashpitality Suite: bloody marys, mimosas and some munchies!

10:30-10:45am: Gather at Glazier's parking lot!

10:45-11am: ALL ABOARD THE BUS!!
Buses leave at 11am so BE READY! If you miss the bus, that's your own fault.

11:30am - MAIN EVENT TRAIL:
Many trail options w/multiple BSs, light lunch & snacks.
Hares: Disco Ass, Roadkill, Free Mustache Rides, Betty Cocker, JizzYouIt Priest

5:30pm (ish) - Trail ends. Return to hotel. Clean up, have sex in your room, and/or take a nap.

6:00pm - Glaziers Hall reopens.

6:30pm – Dinner at Glaziers Hall

7:15(ish) - Circle up inside Glaziers Hall

8:00-10:30pm - Dance party with DJ QuarterPoundMe in Glaziers Hall

We MUST vacate Glaziers Hall by 10:30pm

10:30pm-?? - On After AFTER:** Hashpitality Suite at Forest Park Hotel with DJ Strapon


8:00-10:00am - Light Breakfast - same as Saturday breakfast.

Must check out of Hotel by 11:00am

11:00am - Hangover Hash - Hare: St. Louis Hash House Harriers
Circle location: Forest Park Hotel parking lot. Plan a couple hours for this.


If you can only attend part of the weekend, please contact us at gm@big-hump.com to let us know which ONE of the options below you want to attend. EACH of these cost $49.69 (if you want more than one, it might be cheaper to sign up for the whole weekend at the regular cost).

A la Carte attendees are not guaranteed the giveaway.


  1. Friday Night Trail/Dinner/Drinking/Karaoke


  2. Saturday Daytime MAIN TRAIL/Light Lunch/Drinking


  3. Saturday Night Dinner/Drinking/Dance Party



Public Event

See the full list!

101 Hashers came

including:

Training Dykes

(LandCH3)

Red Flag

(BigHumpH3)

Just the Tick

(BigHumpH3)

I Cunt Hear You (ICHY)

(BigHumpH3)

Just Patrick

(STLH3)

Balls in the Hole

IndyScent Hash House Harriers
...

Poly Glamorous!

(IndyScent)

Responsibilibitch

Midwest Road Whore
"With a name like that...

Vomit Comet

(Big Hump H3)

PMS

(BigHumpH3)

Gay dancer

(ChiH3)

Just Atoka

(IndyScent)

PMS

(KCH3)

Takes It All

Waukesha Hash House Harriers
...

Cacklez

(IndyScent)

Cheesy Stache

(CoMoTIONH3)

2:19 From Chicago

(BigHumpH3)

Spectral Skull Fucker

(BigHumpH3)

Disco Ass

(STLH3)

Colorado Cocktease

(STLH3)

Ottoman Cumpire

(BigHumpH3)

Beaver Chaser

(BigHumpH3)

Whip It Out

(MoA2H3)

Snatchsquatch

(ChiH3)

Lack of Oxygen

(BigHumpH3)

No Big Dill

(Big Hump H3)

Unanimass

(Bloomingfools h3)

Princess Starkissed

(BigHumpH3)

Quarter PoundMe

BigHumpH3
...

FuckUshima

(BigHumpH3)

Doggy Door

(Memphis H3)

Just Angie

(BigHumpH3)

Screws ON First

(Not Going To Star...)

Summer's Eve

(Not Going To Star...)

Ovary Punch

(Bell-Scott H3)

PerpenCockular

BigHumpH3
...

Mouthwest Airlines

(BigHumpH3)

Dickerdoodle

Blooming Fools H3
...

Fatliner

BigHumpH3
...

Rest in Penis

IndyScent HHH
...

The Dark Kunt

(ChiTh3)

Matthew McKindagay

Soul Hash House Harriers
...

JizzYouItPriest

BigHumpH3
...

I'll Pack Her

(Bushwhackers H3)

Fake Bake Fuck

BigHumpH3
FBF

Sweet Ho Alabama

BigHumpH3
...

Just Damien

(BigHumpH3)

Do you want to hit this?

(BigHumpH3)

Placentahontas

(MemphisH3)

Wrect Him

(CoMoTIONH3)

Eye Swallow

(LandCH3)

Hit It In The Wet Spot

(BigHumpH3)

Dick Ender

(BFH3)

Wet Spot

(BigHumpH3)

Ice Princess

BigHumpH3
...

Tri-harder

Blooming Fools H3
...

Funny BoneHer

(BigHumpH3)

Peepole

(stlh3)

Kibbles N’ Dicks

(BigHumpH3)

Lucy

(STLH3)

Lazy Ass Big Hump

(BH3)

Whiney Bitch

(BigHumpH3)

Postage Tramp

(BigHumpH3)

No Panty Granny

(BigHumpH3)

DewDrops and PoppyCocks

Springfield Hash House Harriers
...

Kampground Cummer

(BigHumpH3)

Stink Palm

(LandCH3)

Betty Cocker

BigHumpH3
...

Garage a Trois

Lewis & Clark H3
...

Litter Shitter

(BigHumpH3)

Like A Fish

Peoria H3
...

Brokeback Belcher

(IndyScent)

Feather

(ChiH3)

Oopsy Poopsy

(Soul Hash House H...)

2 Fuck Canuck

(BigHumpH3)

Bottom Wrangler

(ChiH3)

Dos HiXXies

(BigHumpH3)

Humping Iron

(TrvlWhrH3)

America's Moist Wanted

(CoMoTIONH3/ BDH3)

Semicision

(MH3)

Cum N' Sumthing

(BH4)

Hammock Your Way

(MBH3)

Princess Fairyweather

(BigHumpH3)

Free Mustache Rides

Big Hump H3
I’m gonna live ‘til I ...

Armed & Manger-ous

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

Cockodile Undee

Big Hump H3
...

Donkey Style

(BigHumpH3)

Strap On

BigHumpH3
...

Shit-Nav

Memphis H3
...

Dapper Sapper

(BigHumpH3)

Triple d

(BH4)

Claim to Flame

Bell-Scott H3
"Do all the events!"

IHOP

(BigHumpH3)