Cost: $131*
BIG HUMP'S 22nd AN'AL GREEN DRESS RUN!!!
-|-|-|-> PAYMENT: READ THIS CLOSELY!!!!!! * After you complete this rego, exit HashRego, and go to Venmo (preferred) or PayPal.
Send your money to:
VENMO: @Big-Hump-H3 (Our brand new Big Hump Venmo account!!)
PAYPAL: gm@big-hump.com
Note: When you rego, the final statement may say that on-line payments cannot be made and that you must bring cash to the event. THIS IS PART OF HASHREGO and we can't update that statement. If you need to pay via check or cash you can do so but you must pay before the rego price goes up to get that price. Contact gm@big-hump.com to pay with check or cash.
If you are unsure of how to pay, please re-read the above section until you figure it out.
Rego fast! The price will continue to go up the longer you wait!
--|-|-|-> PAYMENT TIMING: We must receive your payment WITHIN 3 DAYS of your rego. Otherwise, your rego will be deleted and you will need to re-register (possibly at a higher price). NO exceptions. Also, NO last-minute entries will be taken. All registration closes at midnight on 3/15/24, NO exceptions.
--|-|-|-> REFUNDS: There will be no individual refunds... if you cannot attend, your only solution is to find another hasher to buy your rego. But if BH4 must cancel the entire event due to any unknown circumstances, we will refund your money, minus any expenses which BH4 incurred and were unable to recoup. If giveaways are already ordered at time of cancelation, we will get those to you.
--|-|-|-> NOT ALLOWED: Dogs or any animals, and anyone under 21 years old (including babies). No exceptions.
--|-|-|-> GIVEAWAYS: Rego early to be guaranteed a giveaway that's perfect for you. If you rego close to the event you will still get a gimme, but it may not be perfect for you.
This year, your registration includes a warm, cozy blanket emblazoned with the Big Hump H3 Green Dress artwork!
All items are subject to change depending on Mismanagement's level of drunkenness combined with their decision making.
Starting at 3:30pm, pick up giveaways in the BH4 Hashpitality Suite at Forest Park Hotel (it will be marked)
5915 Wilson Avenue, St. Louis, MO 63110
3:30-5:30pm – Forest Park Hotel: Check in at the BH4 Hashpitality Suite (it will be marked). You can check into the hotel starting at 3:00pm.
5:30pm - GLAZIERS HALL will open and beer will be flowing. Bring a vessel!
6:00-8:00pm - Trail: Circle up in Glaziers parking lot. Hares: TDFMH3 - Roll the Dice to determine the hares! Don't worry if you're not familiar with the area, we will make sure to have at least 1 local hare!
If you cannot make trail, you can stay at Glaziers Hall.
8:00pm(ish) - Dinner at Glaziers Hall.
8:00pm-10:30pm – Karaoke at Glaziers Hall.
We MUST vacate Glaziers Hall by 10:30pm
10:30pm-?? - On After AFTER:** Hashpitality Suite at Forest Park Hotel with DJ Strapon
8:00-10:00am - Light Breakfast in the BH4 Hashpitality Suite: bloody marys, mimosas and some munchies!
10:30-10:45am: Gather at Glazier's parking lot!
10:45-11am: ALL ABOARD THE BUS!!
Buses leave at 11am so BE READY! If you miss the bus, that's your own fault.
11:30am - MAIN EVENT TRAIL:
Many trail options w/multiple BSs, light lunch & snacks.
Hares: Disco Ass, Roadkill, Free Mustache Rides, Betty Cocker, JizzYouIt Priest
5:30pm (ish) - Trail ends. Return to hotel. Clean up, have sex in your room, and/or take a nap.
6:00pm - Glaziers Hall reopens.
6:30pm – Dinner at Glaziers Hall
7:15(ish) - Circle up inside Glaziers Hall
8:00-10:30pm - Dance party with DJ QuarterPoundMe in Glaziers Hall
We MUST vacate Glaziers Hall by 10:30pm
10:30pm-?? - On After AFTER:** Hashpitality Suite at Forest Park Hotel with DJ Strapon
8:00-10:00am - Light Breakfast - same as Saturday breakfast.
Must check out of Hotel by 11:00am
11:00am - Hangover Hash - Hare: St. Louis Hash House Harriers
Circle location: Forest Park Hotel parking lot. Plan a couple hours for this.
If you can only attend part of the weekend, please contact us at gm@big-hump.com to let us know which ONE of the options below you want to attend. EACH of these cost $49.69 (if you want more than one, it might be cheaper to sign up for the whole weekend at the regular cost).
A la Carte attendees are not guaranteed the giveaway.
Friday Night Trail/Dinner/Drinking/Karaoke
Saturday Daytime MAIN TRAIL/Light Lunch/Drinking
Saturday Night Dinner/Drinking/Dance Party
including:
Training Dykes
(LandCH3)
Dick Ender
(BFH3)
Colorado Cocktease
(STLH3)
The Dark Kunt
(ChiTh3)
Cheesy Stache
(CoMoTIONH3)
Gay dancer
(ChiH3)
Kampground Cummer
(BigHumpH3)
Lazy Ass Big Hump
(BH3)
Just the Tick
(BigHumpH3)
Poly Glamorous!
(IndyScent)
Snatchsquatch
(ChiH3)
Whiney Bitch
(BigHumpH3)
Triple d
(BH4)
Eye Swallow
(LandCH3)
Brokeback Belcher
(IndyScent)
Beaver Chaser
(BigHumpH3)
Just Angie
(BigHumpH3)
Wrect Him
(CoMoTIONH3)
Disco Ass
(STLH3)
Oopsy Poopsy
(Soul Hash House H...)
PMS
(KCH3)
Screws ON First
(Not Going To Star...)
PMS
(BigHumpH3)
Hammock Your Way
(MBH3)
Peepole
(stlh3)
Unanimass
(Bloomingfools h3)
Hit It In The Wet Spot
(BigHumpH3)
Red Flag
(BigHumpH3)
Semicision
(MH3)
Ovary Punch
(Bell-Scott H3)
Doggy Door
(Memphis H3)
Placentahontas
(MemphisH3)
Cum N' Sumthing
(BH4)
Litter Shitter
(BigHumpH3)
America's Moist Wanted
(CoMoTIONH3/ BDH3)
Dapper Sapper
(BigHumpH3)
Stink Palm
(LandCH3)
Feather
(ChiH3)
Just Atoka
(IndyScent)
Wet Spot
(BigHumpH3)
FuckUshima
(BigHumpH3)
Ottoman Cumpire
(BigHumpH3)
Lack of Oxygen
(BigHumpH3)
Vomit Comet
(Big Hump H3)
I'll Pack Her
(Bushwhackers H3)
Whip It Out
(MoA2H3)
Bottom Wrangler
(ChiH3)
Postage Tramp
(BigHumpH3)
Donkey Style
(BigHumpH3)
Lucy
(STLH3)
Princess Fairyweather
(BigHumpH3)
Mouthwest Airlines
(BigHumpH3)
Do you want to hit this?
(BigHumpH3)
2 Fuck Canuck
(BigHumpH3)
Humping Iron
(TrvlWhrH3)
No Panty Granny
(BigHumpH3)
Just Damien
(BigHumpH3)
2:19 From Chicago
(BigHumpH3)
Cacklez
(IndyScent)
Kibbles N’ Dicks
(BigHumpH3)
Princess Starkissed
(BigHumpH3)
Spectral Skull Fucker
(BigHumpH3)
Funny BoneHer
(BigHumpH3)
Summer's Eve
(Not Going To Star...)
Dos HiXXies
(BigHumpH3)
No Big Dill
(Big Hump H3)
I Cunt Hear You (ICHY)
(BigHumpH3)
IHOP
(BigHumpH3)
Just Patrick
(STLH3)
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