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Host Kennel:

Big Hump H3

Contact Email:

gm@big-hump.com

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Big Hump H3

Contact Email:

gm@big-hump.com

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Big Hump H3 GDR 2022

03/25 04:00 PM to 03/27 11:00 AM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $119*

BIG HUMP'S 20th AN'AL GREEN DRESS RUN!!
We are only accepting regos from hashers who are FULLY VACCINATED (which includes the booster). After you have filled in this rego and paid, please send proof of your vaccine and booster to gm@big-hump.com.

PAYMENT: after you complete this rego, exit HashRego, go to PayPal and send your money to gm@big-hump.com -- USE THE FRIENDS/FAMILY OPTION !!

--|-|-|-> PAYMENT TIMING: We must receive your payment WITHIN 3 DAYS of your rego. Otherwise, your rego will be deleted and you will need to re-register (possibly at a higher price). no exceptions. Also, NO last-minute entries will be taken. All registration closes at midnight on 3/18/22, no exceptions.

--|-|-|-> REFUNDS: There will be no individual refunds... if you cannot attend, your only solution is to find another hasher to buy your rego. But if BH4 must cancel the entire event due to Covid or any other unknown circumstances, we will refund your money, minus any expenses which BH4 incurred and were unable to recoup. If giveaways are already ordered at time of cancelation, we will get those to you.

--|-|-|-> NOT ALLOWED: Dogs or any animals, and anyone under 21 years old (including babies). No exceptions.

--|-|-|-> GIVEAWAYS: Rego early to be guaranteed a giveaway that's perfect for you. If you rego close to the event you will still get a gimme, but it may not be perfect for you.

All items are subject to change depending on Mismanagement's level of drunkenness combined with their decision making.


GREEN DRESS... GREEN DRESS... GREEN DRESS... GREEN DRESS... GREEN DRESS...

Location Details

Starting at 3:30pm, pick up giveaways in the BH4 Hashpitality Suite at Forest Park Hotel (it will be marked)

5915 Wilson Avenue, St. Louis, MO 63110

Glazier's Hall

5916 Wilson Avenue, St. Louis, MO 63110

Forest Park Hotel

Make a Reservation

Check In 4:00pm / Check Out 11:00am

We have a block of 35 rooms. They can give us more if available or up to/until 3/1/2022, whichever cums first. So don’t wait! Our rate is $109 for one king bed + pullout sofa or $119 for two queen beds. No discount code is required but you must use the link.


5915 Wilson Avenue, St. Louis, MO 63110

Schedule of Events

3:30-5:30pm - Forest Park Hotel: check in at the BH4 Hashpitality Suite (it will be marked). You can check into the hotel starting at 4:00pm.

5:30pm - GLAZIER’S HALL will open and beer will be flowing. Bring a vessel! There will be some good beer to share!

6:00-8:00pm - A "Normal" Trail: Hares: Ice Princess & Dos Hixxies. Circle up in Glazier's parking lot. If you cannot make trail, you can stay at Glazier’s Hall.

8:00pm(ish) - Dinner at Glazier’s Hall.

8:30pm-10:30pm - Karaoke at Glazier’s Hall.

We MUST vacate Glazier's Hall by 10:30pm

10:30pm-3:00am - On After AFTER: Nick’s Pub (short walk or Lyft from Glazier’s), you must tell them you’re part of Green Dress Run to get in free.
6001 Manchester Avenue, St. Louis, MO 63110


8:00am - Light Breakfast in the BH4 Hashpitality Suite: bloody marys, mimosas and some munchies!

11:30am - MAIN EVENT TRAIL: Circle up in Glazier's lot. Many trail options w/multiple BSs, light lunch & snacks. Hares:
Ballbuster-Disco Ass
Eagle-Maybe It's Methamphetamine
Turkey/Walkers-Betty Cocker, JizzYouIt Priest, Fake Bake Fuck

5:00(ish) - Trail ends. Return to hotel. Clean up, have sex in your room, and/or take a nap.

5:30pm - GLAZIER’S HALL reopens

6:30pm - Dinner at Glazier’s Hall.

7:15(ish) - Circle up! inside Glazier’s Hall.

8:00-10:30pm - Live Music by Knife Hand & Dancing! Or live music & judging dancing.. it’s up to you.

MUST vacate by 10:30pm

10:30pm-3:00am - On After AFTER: Nick’s Pub (short walk or Lyft from Glazier’s) must tell them you’re part of GDR to get in free.
6001 Manchester, 63110


8:00am - Light Breakfast - same as Saturday breakfast.

Must check out of Hotel by 11:00am.

11:00am - Hangover Hash - hosted by the St. Louis Hash House Harriers. This is STLH3's 2,000th TRAIL!
Hares: Delta Beta Anal Gangbang & Colorado Cocktease.
Circle location: Forest Park Hotel parking lot.

Plan a couple hours for this. Also, there will likely be some special STLH3 swag for sale at this event.


If you can only attend part of the weekend, please contact us at gm@big-hump.com to let us know which of the options below you want to attend. Each of these cost $49.69 (if you want more than one, it's cheaper to sign up for the whole weekend at the regular cost).

Ala Carte attendees are not guaranteed the giveaway.


  1. Friday Night Trail/Dinner/Drinking/Karaoke


  2. Saturday Daytime MAIN TRAIL/Light Lunch/Drinking


  3. Saturday Night Dinner/Drinking/Live Music



Public Event

See the full list!

94 Hashers came

including:

Kleptopatra

(CVH3 )

Postage Tramp

(BigHumpH3)

Frankie TDTPE

(BigHumpH3)

Whiney Bitch

(BigHumpH3)

Stiffy for Stiffies

(Big Dogs H3)

Cumz with Scotch

(FTROOPH3 )

Strap On

BigHumpH3
...

Just Lydia

(BigHumpH3)

dickinme2fiddy

(CH3)

Prickly Puss

(CH3)

Florida Man

(CH3)

Purdy Mouth

BigHumpH3
...

Disco Ass

(STLH3)

Bitch Don’t Motorboat My Dog

(Peoria H3)

Nurse Hashshit

(BigHumpH3)

Cum in Sumthing

(BigHumpH3)

No Panty Granny

(BigHumpH3)

Extenze for Menz

(KCH3)

2:19 From Chicago

(BigHumpH3)

Wet Spot

(BigHumpH3)

TSA

BigHumpH3
...

Garage a Trois

Lewis & Clark H3
...

Fourgasm

(SCH4)

Sweet Ho Alabama

BigHumpH3
...

Vomit Comet

(BigHumpH3)

Gayfully Employed

Aloha Hash House Harriers
...

Maybe it's Methamphetamine

(BigHumpH3)

Beaver Chaser

(BigHumpH3)

I-Feel Tower

(Richmond)

Three Inch King

BigHumpH3
...

Just Amanda

(SPH3)

Peepole

(STLH3)

Whip It Out

Motown/Ann Arbor H3
...

2 Fuck Canuck

(BigHumpH3)

DJ Jizzy Jew

(MadisonH3)

Hooch B4 Cooch

(ChiTh3)

Sake

BigHumpH3
...

Placentahontas

(MemH3)

Purple Muffin Stuffin

(BigHumpH3)

Diners, Drive-Ins and Dicks

(BigHumpH3)

Fake Bake Fuck

(BigHumpH3)

Free Mustache Rides

BigHumpH3
I’m gonna live ‘til I ...

The Dark Kunt

(Thirstday H3)

Dos HiXXies

(BigHumpH3)

Funny BoneHer

(BigHumpH3)

Feather

(ChiH3)

Dapper Sapper

(BigHumpH3)

Just the Tick

(BigHumpH3)

Hot Tub Slut

(SCH4)

Lucy

(STLH3)

Mommy's Little Accident

(ChiTh3)

Gay Dancer

(ChiH3)

Colorado Cocktease

(STLH3)

Rest in Penis

(BFH3)

Black Tar Bomber

(BigHumpH3)

Muffalupagus

(MadisonH3)

JizzYouItPriest

BigHumpH3
...

Clean & Jerk Off

Peoria H3
What's Hashing again?

Just Kay

(STLH3)

Ice Princess

BigHumpH3
...

Betty Cocker

BigHumpH3
...

Quarter PoundMe

BigHumpH3
...

Soul Taco

(ChiH3)

Santa's Little Helper

(MemH3)

North Bangher Alley

(CH3)

International House of Penis

(BigHumpH3)

FuckUshima

(BigHumpH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

Blooming Fools H3
...

Wrap It Up

MemH3
...

One Fuck Chuck

(ChiH3)

Lazy Ass

(BigHumpH3)

TMI (Touch Myself In) General

no name moanin road whore
...

LeoHard

Tiny Hands H3
Probably in heels

I Cunt Hear You

(BigHumpH3)

International Dicklomat

(BigHumpH3)

Cockodile Undee

(PH3IL)

Deaf Gurl

Louisville H3
...

cHqWuS-Tee the Fwown

(Twin Titties H3)

Two Girls, One Cupcake

(ChiTh3)

Reading Rainbow

(MH3)

Gutter Guzzler

(MoA2H3)

One Trick Dick

Syracuse On-on-dog-a H3
Making Every Day Amazing

THFKA Dr Taco

(FTROOPH3 )

Fatliner

BigHumpH3
...

One-Eyed Wetter

(Memphis HHH)

Sippy Cock

(MadisonH3)

Mouthwest Airlines

BigHumpH3
I do ginger things.

Snatchsquatch

(ChiH3)