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Host Kennel:

Big Hump H3

Contact Email:

gm@big-hump.com

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Big Hump H3

Contact Email:

gm@big-hump.com

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BigHumpH3 Big Hump GDR 2018

03/16 03:00 PM to 03/18 03:00 PM

A BigHumpH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

BIG HUMP'S 18TH AN'AL GREEN DRESS RUN!

PAYMENT: to avoid add'l fees, after you complete this rego, exit HashRego, go to PayPal and send your money to gm@big-hump.com -- use the Friends/Family Option.

--|-|-> We must receive your payment within THREE DAYS of your rego here. Otherwise, your rego will be deleted and you will need to re-register (possibly at a higher price). No exceptions.

NO REFUNDS: If you cannot attend, your only solution is to find another hasher to buy your rego.

-|-|-> This year, profits from the 2018 Green Dress Run will be donated to Achievements Unlimited.
Achievements Unlimited  exists to provide specialized services for adults with autism and other special needs to encourage independence, enhance quality of life, and broaden the opportunity for increased participation in the greater community. 

http://www.achievementsunlimitedstl.org/

GIVEAWAYS: rego by 2/28/2018 to be guaranteed a giveaway that's perfect for you. After that, you will still get one, but it may not be perfect for you.

All items are subject to change depending on Mismanagement's level of drunkenness combined with their decision making.


Location Details

Drury Inn St. Louis Airport

10490 Natural Bridge Road, St. Louis, MO 63134

Saturday-Wild Acres Banquet Hall

2500 Ashby Road, St. Louis, MO 63114

Drury Inn St. Louis Airport

Make a Reservation

We have a block of 35 rooms at the Drury Inn STL Airport. The group rate expired on 2/19/18. But you can still reserve at their regular rate, or use AAA or other memberships:

Call: 1-800-325-0720
Online: www.druryhotels.com

All reservations can be canceled prior to 12:00pm on the confirmed date of arrival.


10490 Natural Bridge Road, St. Louis, MO 63134

Schedule of Events

3:00-6:00 - DRURY INN: Check in at MEETING ROOM 109, just off the lobby. Grab your giveaway and buy some haberdashery, but unfortunately this is not a true hashpitality suite, so you can’t drink here. But... BH4 has a hotel suite full of beer! Find us.

6:00 - Trail Starts: Hares: Greg LooseAnus & Betty Cocker. A to B trail from hotel. If you cannot do trail, just go to the On After. You can walk or Lyft/Uber from the hotel.

7:30pm-1:00am - On After: Spot Sports Bar, 8816 St. Louis Charles Rock Rd, 63114. BEER & FOOD provided. If you want drinks other than beer, the cost difference is on your tab.

Free Uber rides back to hotel - no drinking & driving allowed! - You can stay at the On After as late as you want. Uber code: e8jcbc4 PLEASE RIDE-SHARE to save us money!


7:00-10:00 - Breakfast: Drury has free breakfast for their guests.

7:30-11:00 - Registration reopens & hab sold in Meeting Room 109

11:30 - MAIN TRAIL: Put on your green dress, & circle up near hotel. Hares: Stink Palm, Eye Swallow & Disco Ass. Light lunch & snacks provided on trail.

4:30-5:00 - Trail ends at Drury. Freshen up, do shots, etc.

5:30-6:30 - Shuttle to On After If you miss pick up, you must go on your own by walking or Uber/Lyft - do not drink & drive!

6:00 - On After Wild Acres Banquet Hall

6:30 - Dinner! - Big meal with lots of carbs.

7:30 - Circle up!!

9:00-11:30 - Dance your asses off!. Live music provided by Knife Hand

10:30-11:45 - Shuttle back to hotel - shuttles go back & forth during this time, so you can leave early or stay til the end. If you miss the pickups, you must Lyft/Uber or walk.


7:00am to 10:00am - Breakfast: Drury provides a free breakfast to their guests.

11:00am: must be checked out of your hotel room

11:30am - Hangover Hash Hares: Licks and Sticks & Splash Mount'em. Circle up: location TBD.


If you can only attend part of the weekend, please still fill out this rego form, then exit out before paying, and contact us at gm@big-hump.com to tell us what night or day you can do. Each of the options below will cost you $60.


  • Friday Night Trail & On After/Dinner/Beer


  • Saturday Daytime MAIN TRAIL/Light Lunch/Beer


  • Saturday Night Dinner/Music/Dancing/Beer



Public Event

See the full list!

165 Hashers came

including:

Humping Iron

(TrvlWhrH3)

Lock Nut Monster

(BigHumpH3)

59 Minutes Left - Wanna Talk?

(STLH3)

Cougarrand

(Houston H3)

Binding Nemo

(CoMoTIONH3)

Odor Eater

(KCH3)

2 Fuck Canuck

(BigHumpH3)

Custom Shag

(BFH3)

Stairway Too InDeanna

(TAH3)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Jalapeño Pussy

(BigHumpH3)

Lez Dispenser

(Bell Scott H3)

Burn Rubber

(BigHumpH3)

Just Christy

(BigHumpH3)

Sweet Ho Alabama

(BigHumpH3)

Plot My G-Spot

(BigHumpH3)

Useless Semen

(Louisville)

Rape Me I'm Sterile

(CoMoTIONH3)

Snatchsquatch

(ChiH3)

The Amazing Blindo

(Indyhhh)

Louis C.O.C.K

(BigHumpH3)

Donkey Style

(BigHumpH3)

Anal Scout

(Big Hump)

Kotex

(Louisville)

Two Girls One Cupcake

(ChiH3)

Halley's Comet

(BSH3)

Sniff My Snatch

(SpiH3)

Free Mustache Rides

(BigHumpH3)

Tater Twat

(BigHumpH3)

Furry Spice

(Baby Dick Hash Ho...)

Clean & Jerk Off

PH3IL

Splash Mount'em

(STLH3)

One Fuck Chuck

(ChiTh3)

Just Barbara

(BigHumpH3)

Is It In You Yet?

(BigHumpH3)

Fear of Clothing

(CoMoTIONH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BosH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BFH3
Drink it down down dow...

Hardly Ever Cums

(BigHumpH3)

We'll Leave the Tits On for You (Tits On)

Louisville

Just Amber

(Peoria H3)

Eye Swallow

(BigHumpH3)

Betty Cocker

BigHumpH3
...

Chihuahua

(KCH3)

Girdle Scout

(CoMoTIONH3)

Squirting Squirrel

(SpiH3)

Semen Posturpedic

(Indyhhh)

Platinum Wet By The Gallon

(BigHumpH3)

Just Kate

SpiH3

Beaver Chaser

(BigHumpH3)

Merkin Not Required

(California Larrikins)

Felter Smelter

(MH3)

Cum On Down

(LH3)

Ragtime Gal

(Memphis Hash Hous...)

Just Jessica

(Virgin)

Twat Floss

(Indyhhh)

Cum On Down Under

(BigHumpH3)

I is EZ

(KCH3)

Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia

(HSWTFH3)

Goldicocks

(VajH3)

Training Dykes

(BigHumpH3)

Dapper Sapper

(BH3)

Putin Pull-out

(Houston H3)

Placentahontas

(FUCH3)

Funny BoneHer

(BigHumpH3)

Sampler

(KCH3)

Feels Up Screams

(CoMoTIONH3)

Fast Chug

(KCH3)

Up The Ash

(CH3)

Cunt Punch

(BigHumpH3)

Hot Jazz

(QCH3)

America's Moist Wanted

(P2H4)

Kampground Cummer

(BigHumpH3)

Low Profile

(CTrH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(BigHumpH3)

Hostess With The Most Tits

(IndyScent)

THFKA Dr Taco

(FTroop H3)

One-Eyed Wetter

(Memphis Hash Hous...)

Dick Lips

(DH3)

Brazilian Banjo

(CoMoTIONH3)

Seedeater

(LH3)

Disco Ass

(STLH3)

Mount’n Dew Her

(LH3)

International House of Penis

(BigHumpH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

LarryvilleH3 and DenverH3
...

Man Buns of Steel

(BFH3)

Hogtied

(QCH3)

Ritalin Cum Bubble

(ChiH3)

Licks and Sticks

(STLH3)

Just Fletch

(Wandering Whore)

Extenze for Menz

(KCH3)

Blows Through Bush

(CoMoTIONH3)

Just Cortney

(CoMoTIONH3)

Mother Cuff-Her

(CoMoTIONH3)

Ovary Punch

(Bell Scott H3)

Ckhowuste the Fwown

(MH3)

Tats Snatch and Ass (TSA)

(BigHumpH3)

13" Cock Tower

(Indyhhh)

First Glass

MemphisH3

Would Have Blown Dirty

(SpiH3)

Rough Sexxxtimate

(BFH3)

Goat Fucker

(BigHumpH3)

Butt Chug

(Indyhhh)

Peepole

(STLH3)

GladHeAteHer

(BigHumpH3)

Kappa Grabba Cock

(Miami Valley H3)

How Do You Like My Headlights NOW

(BigHumpH3)

TrAInWreCK

(Bell Scott H3)

Stink Palm

(BigHumpH3)

James Bondage

(QCH3)

Pecker-Mache

(Madison H3)

Just Chelia

(H.O.I.R. Island)

HoosierRatty

(CoMoTIONH3)

Fake Bake Fuck

(BigHumpH3)

Dickerdoodle

BFH3

I Cunt Hear You

(BigHumpH3)

Tri-Harder

(BFH3)

Just James

(Bell Scott H3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Dogtor Bloody BallZ

(CoMoTIONH3)

Lazy Ass

(BigHumpH3)

Cocktioneer

(CoMoTIONH3)

Mother May I

MemphisH3

Does Dumb Things

(TAH3)

Sexual Pollution

(Quad Cities H3)

Jerry'z Kidd

(SAH3)

Cheeky Bastard

(NYCH3 / Brooklyn H3)

Nurse Hashshit

(BigHumpH3/KCH3)

Reverse Australian Shepherd

(LBH3)

Hummers

(BigHumpH3)

FastFood

(CoMoTIONH3)

Barnstar

(BigHumpH3)

Lucy

(St Louis H3)

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE!

(Brooklyn H3)

Front Load-Her

(CoMoTIONH3)

Tugs Bunny

(MemH3)

Sanitary Sanchez

(CoMoTIONH3)

Cheesy Stach

(CoMoTIONH3)

Sax a ma bone

(WaukeshaH3)

Just Chuck

(SH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(KCH3)

Fuji / It's Too Soft

(CH3)

Just Carolyn

(FUCH3)

Pubio

(F-Troop (Fort Wayne))

2:19

(BigHumpH3)

Louisville Plugger

(CoMoTIONH3)