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Host Kennel:

Big Hump H3

Contact Email:

gm@big-hump.com

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Big Hump H3

Contact Email:

gm@big-hump.com

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BigHumpH3 Big Hump GDR 2018

03/16 03:00 PM to 03/18 03:00 PM

A BigHumpH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

BIG HUMP'S 18TH AN'AL GREEN DRESS RUN!

PAYMENT: to avoid add'l fees, after you complete this rego, exit HashRego, go to PayPal and send your money to gm@big-hump.com -- use the Friends/Family Option.

--|-|-> We must receive your payment within THREE DAYS of your rego here. Otherwise, your rego will be deleted and you will need to re-register (possibly at a higher price). No exceptions.

NO REFUNDS: If you cannot attend, your only solution is to find another hasher to buy your rego.

-|-|-> This year, profits from the 2018 Green Dress Run will be donated to Achievements Unlimited.
Achievements Unlimited  exists to provide specialized services for adults with autism and other special needs to encourage independence, enhance quality of life, and broaden the opportunity for increased participation in the greater community. 

http://www.achievementsunlimitedstl.org/

GIVEAWAYS: rego by 2/28/2018 to be guaranteed a giveaway that's perfect for you. After that, you will still get one, but it may not be perfect for you.

All items are subject to change depending on Mismanagement's level of drunkenness combined with their decision making.


Location Details

Drury Inn St. Louis Airport

10490 Natural Bridge Road, St. Louis, MO 63134

Saturday-Wild Acres Banquet Hall

2500 Ashby Road, St. Louis, MO 63114

Drury Inn St. Louis Airport

Make a Reservation

We have a block of 35 rooms at the Drury Inn STL Airport. The group rate expired on 2/19/18. But you can still reserve at their regular rate, or use AAA or other memberships:

Call: 1-800-325-0720
Online: www.druryhotels.com

All reservations can be canceled prior to 12:00pm on the confirmed date of arrival.


10490 Natural Bridge Road, St. Louis, MO 63134

Schedule of Events

3:00-6:00 - DRURY INN: Check in at MEETING ROOM 109, just off the lobby. Grab your giveaway and buy some haberdashery, but unfortunately this is not a true hashpitality suite, so you can’t drink here. But... BH4 has a hotel suite full of beer! Find us.

6:00 - Trail Starts: Hares: Greg LooseAnus & Betty Cocker. A to B trail from hotel. If you cannot do trail, just go to the On After. You can walk or Lyft/Uber from the hotel.

7:30pm-1:00am - On After: Spot Sports Bar, 8816 St. Louis Charles Rock Rd, 63114. BEER & FOOD provided. If you want drinks other than beer, the cost difference is on your tab.

Free Uber rides back to hotel - no drinking & driving allowed! - You can stay at the On After as late as you want. Uber code: e8jcbc4 PLEASE RIDE-SHARE to save us money!


7:00-10:00 - Breakfast: Drury has free breakfast for their guests.

7:30-11:00 - Registration reopens & hab sold in Meeting Room 109

11:30 - MAIN TRAIL: Put on your green dress, & circle up near hotel. Hares: Stink Palm, Eye Swallow & Disco Ass. Light lunch & snacks provided on trail.

4:30-5:00 - Trail ends at Drury. Freshen up, do shots, etc.

5:30-6:30 - Shuttle to On After If you miss pick up, you must go on your own by walking or Uber/Lyft - do not drink & drive!

6:00 - On After Wild Acres Banquet Hall

6:30 - Dinner! - Big meal with lots of carbs.

7:30 - Circle up!!

9:00-11:30 - Dance your asses off!. Live music provided by Knife Hand

10:30-11:45 - Shuttle back to hotel - shuttles go back & forth during this time, so you can leave early or stay til the end. If you miss the pickups, you must Lyft/Uber or walk.


7:00am to 10:00am - Breakfast: Drury provides a free breakfast to their guests.

11:00am: must be checked out of your hotel room

11:30am - Hangover Hash Hares: Licks and Sticks & Splash Mount'em. Circle up: location TBD.


If you can only attend part of the weekend, please still fill out this rego form, then exit out before paying, and contact us at gm@big-hump.com to tell us what night or day you can do. Each of the options below will cost you $60.


  • Friday Night Trail & On After/Dinner/Beer


  • Saturday Daytime MAIN TRAIL/Light Lunch/Beer


  • Saturday Night Dinner/Music/Dancing/Beer



Public Event

See the full list!

165 Hashers came

including:

Kotex

(Louisville)

Fills Your Mouth

(KCH3)

2:19

(BigHumpH3)

Furry Spice

(Baby Dick Hash Ho...)

Extenze for Menz

(KCH3)

First Glass

MemphisH3

Dick Lips

(DH3)

Plot My G-Spot

(BigHumpH3)

Goldicocks

(VajH3)

Squirting Squirrel

(SpiH3)

Halley's Comet

(BSH3)

Hot Jazz

(QCH3)

Tugs Bunny

(MemH3)

Just Amber

(Peoria H3)

Just Cortney

(CoMoTIONH3)

Donkey Style

(BigHumpH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BosH3)

Fake Bake Fuck

(BigHumpH3)

Would Have Blown Dirty

(SpiH3)

Twat Floss

(Indyhhh)

Just Christy

(BigHumpH3)

Chihuahua

(KCH3)

Just Chelia

(H.O.I.R. Island)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Free Mustache Rides

(BigHumpH3)

Sexual Pollution

(Quad Cities H3)

Putin Pull-out

(Houston H3)

Custom Shag

(BFH3)

Cum On Down Under

(BigHumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(BigHumpH3)

Butt Chug

(Indyhhh)

Felter Smelter

(MH3)

I is EZ

(KCH3)

Louisville Plugger

(CoMoTIONH3)

Barnstar

(BigHumpH3)

Tater Twat

(BigHumpH3)

Just Fletch

(Wandering Whore)

Hummers

(BigHumpH3)

GladHeAteHer

(BigHumpH3)

TrAInWreCK

(Bell Scott H3)

Kampground Cummer

(BigHumpH3)

Beaver Chaser

(BigHumpH3)

2 Fuck Canuck

(BigHumpH3)

Odor Eater

(KCH3)

One Fuck Chuck

(ChiTh3)

Disco Ass

(STLH3)

Peepole

(STLH3)

We'll Leave the Tits On for You (Tits On)

Louisville

Mother May I

MemphisH3

Feels Up Screams

(CoMoTIONH3)

Mount’n Dew Her

(LH3)

13" Cock Tower

(Indyhhh)

Cunt Punch

(BigHumpH3)

Jerry'z Kidd

(SAH3)

Useless Semen

(Louisville)

Dapper Sapper

(BH3)

Sweet Ho Alabama

(BigHumpH3)

Just Jessica

(Virgin)

HoosierRatty

(CoMoTIONH3)

Two Girls One Cupcake

(ChiH3)

America's Moist Wanted

(P2H4)

Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia

(HSWTFH3)

Ritalin Cum Bubble

(ChiH3)

Girdle Scout

(CoMoTIONH3)

Cocktioneer

(CoMoTIONH3)

Reverse Australian Shepherd

(LBH3)

Cougarrand

(Houston H3)

Fast Chug

(KCH3)

Eye Swallow

(BigHumpH3)

Stairway Too InDeanna

(TAH3)

James Bondage

(QCH3)

Rough Sexxxtimate

(BFH3)

Man Buns of Steel

(BFH3)

Semen Posturpedic

(Indyhhh)

Sniff My Snatch

(SpiH3)

Cum On Down

(LH3)

Hogtied

(QCH3)

Dickerdoodle

BFH3

59 Minutes Left - Wanna Talk?

(STLH3)

Hardly Ever Cums

(BigHumpH3)

Is It In You Yet?

(BigHumpH3)

Dogtor Bloody BallZ

(CoMoTIONH3)

Anal Scout

(Big Hump)

Just Kate

SpiH3

International House of Penis

(BigHumpH3)

One-Eyed Wetter

(Memphis Hash Hous...)

Fear of Clothing

(CoMoTIONH3)

Licks and Sticks

(STLH3)

Goat Fucker

(BigHumpH3)

Cheeky Bastard

(NYCH3 / Brooklyn H3)

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE!

(Brooklyn H3)

Just Chuck

(SH3)

Humping Iron

(TrvlWhrH3)

Splash Mount'em

(STLH3)

The Amazing Blindo

(Indyhhh)

Fuji / It's Too Soft

(CH3)

I Cunt Hear You

(BigHumpH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

LarryvilleH3 and DenverH3
...

Ovary Punch

(Bell Scott H3)

Placentahontas

(FUCH3)

Sax a ma bone

(WaukeshaH3)

Tats Snatch and Ass (TSA)

(BigHumpH3)

Blows Through Bush

(CoMoTIONH3)

Kappa Grabba Cock

(Miami Valley H3)

Binding Nemo

(CoMoTIONH3)

Just Barbara

(BigHumpH3)

Pecker-Mache

(Madison H3)

Jalapeño Pussy

(BigHumpH3)

Training Dykes

(BigHumpH3)

Rape Me I'm Sterile

(CoMoTIONH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BFH3
Drink it down down dow...

Tri-Harder

(BFH3)

Hostess With The Most Tits

(IndyScent)

Mother Cuff-Her

(CoMoTIONH3)

Ragtime Gal

(Memphis Hash Hous...)

Burn Rubber

(BigHumpH3)

Nurse Hashshit

(BigHumpH3/KCH3)

Merkin Not Required

(California Larrikins)

Lez Dispenser

(Bell Scott H3)

Low Profile

(CTrH3)

Lazy Ass

(BigHumpH3)

Sanitary Sanchez

(CoMoTIONH3)

Up The Ash

(CH3)

Clean & Jerk Off

PH3IL

Betty Cocker

BigHumpH3
...

FastFood

(CoMoTIONH3)

Does Dumb Things

(TAH3)

Brazilian Banjo

(CoMoTIONH3)

Seedeater

(LH3)

THFKA Dr Taco

(FTroop H3)

Snatchsquatch

(ChiH3)

Lock Nut Monster

(BigHumpH3)

Lucy

(St Louis H3)

Louis C.O.C.K

(BigHumpH3)

Pubio

(F-Troop (Fort Wayne))

Front Load-Her

(CoMoTIONH3)

Ckhowuste the Fwown

(MH3)

Sampler

(KCH3)

Stink Palm

(BigHumpH3)

Cheesy Stach

(CoMoTIONH3)

Platinum Wet By The Gallon

(BigHumpH3)

Funny BoneHer

(BigHumpH3)

How Do You Like My Headlights NOW

(BigHumpH3)

Just Carolyn

(FUCH3)

Just James

(Bell Scott H3)