Join the BFM in celebrating our One Thousand One Hundred and Sixty Nineth trail with a frolic guaranteed to be at least 69% more hygienic than 12th century Europe.

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

Their Majesty Queen CuntPiss summons all the knaves, churls, hedge knights, jesters, and wankers of the Realm to an epic feast!

Expect a trail worthy of the Queen’s own foresters, hared by Sargeant Snatch. Those who survived shall then be welcomed back with an evening of medieval revelry with food and drink for all.

There shall be noble pursuits and heroic quests with games and prizes! There will be jousting: will your firm grip and long, erect pole be enough to unseat your opponent? And for two hours the flagons of beer shall never run empty.

Let every guest don such raiment as fits the age: your cloaks, chain mail, and other medieval finery. Fine attire shall earn admiration. Ridiculous attire shall earn greater admiration in the eyes of your Queen.

Payment:
Her Majesty’s Treasury demands $50 in bank notes by 7/10/26 from those who attend payable via the Venmo to @Lisa-Yankowitz with your hash name in the memo.

Your rego includes:
- A brief A to B trail including refreshments
- A joust with prizes given to only the strongest of knights
- Two hours of uninterrupted partying within the tavern walls of Second District Brewing
- Beer and ciders a’plent
- Meatpies and other fare (email bfmhash@gmail.com with restrictions/allergies)
- Hab giveaway + a bonus gimmie for the first 25 regos

Medieval Merriment