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Groundhog Lay

BFMH3

The drunkest groundhog in Pennsylvania!

BFMH3 SEXTEENTH Anal Grand Meeting

02/06 07:30 PM

A BFMH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

Cuff Me the Vampire Player, DILTDO DRAGONS, Knights of the Pound Table

Shiggy:

The time is upon us once again. For only the 16th time in recorded history it’s the Ben Franklin Mob’s AGM! Join us as we throw out the jaded, worn out 2019-2020 Mismanagement and usher in a new group of perky, bouncy…idealists as our 2020-2021 Mismanagement!

We’ll be at the flagbearer of BFM bars – Bonner’s. You’ll want to take Friday off because we’ll have a 3 HOUR OPEN BAR after trail with BEER, WINE, BEER and, of course LIQUOR! To prevent you from dying of alcohol poisoning or starvation, food will be included as well.

Make sure you’re on the Facebook page or signed up for one of the two Philly Hash email lists (can sign up when regoing) if you want to make you terrible voice heard during THE MOST IMPORTANT ERECTION OF YOUR LIFE.


Murder Mystery? Sweet 16? Thursday Night Rager? Who cares? Just cum and be your weird lovable self.

A liver and sense of humor.

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Show up, grab a beer, hug someone and get ready for trail.


Chalk Talk/On Out


Start time depends on how shitty the hares are or dumb the pack is.

Circle up. Open bar opens! Food! Hab!


Open bar continues and all hell breaks loose as the new mismanagement takes over and we trumpet the arrival of a new golden age of hashing in the city of brotherly love!


Open bar closes, people complain to the new mismanagement about their displeasure. An attempted coup fails and the new GM announces an on after (or we just stay at Bonner's forever).


Phone alarms go off (for those who's phones are not dead), they are immediately silenced. Hashers miss work and are fired, allowing them more time to devote to hashing! What glorious future this year has in store for us all!

Note: Maybe you should take off work on Friday, or at least make it a half day.


BFM Babyboom from the good times at AGM - was a truly life altering (and creating) experience.


BFM # 1000 Run on 4/20 of all days. It won't mean anything by then of course. Weed will be legal and/or the world will have ended by then, but it's still nice to dream of what could be...


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36 Hashers came

including:

Tits of Steel

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
...

Two Beds One Nightmare

(BFMH3)

Cuff Me the Vampire Player

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Nibbles The Clit

(BFMH3)

Sideshow Bobjob

(BFMH3)

Sphincter Grease

(BFMH3)

Just Ali

(BFMH3)

Dipshit

(Gritty)

Silence of the Goats

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Roadside ASSistance

(BFMH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Jug Stain

GRITTY H3
¥ witchy way? ¥

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Knights of the Pound Table

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I gobbledygook the Bab...

Ass Ass In Nation

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Just Maria

(BFMH3)

Shop & Fuck

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Sounds like a great wa...

Strawberry Shartcake

(BFMH3)

Magically Delicious

(WaWhH3)

Sargeant Snatch Snitch

Ben Franklin Mob H3
maclunky

DILTDO DRAGONS

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Taco? I Barely Know Her

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Not in my Hair

(BFMH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Condom Fuck Sister / Strippopotamus

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)