Awwwww shit, get your towels ready.
We’re on a boat (-house) We’re on a boat (-house)
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm sailing on a boat (-house)
We're on a boat (-house) We're on a boat (-house)
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (-house)!

Join the BFM in celebrating our One Thousand One Hundred and Eleventh trail with some naughty’cal nonsense: we’re bringing this party to Philadelphia’s iconic Boathouse Row for a touch of class and sea’nic views. Give in to the pier pressure, rego now!

Your rego includes:
- An A to A’ trail just long enough to justify the beer you’ll consume later
- Three hours of boathouse partying (overlooking the beautiful Schuylkill and Art Museum)
- Beer and seltzers until your sea legs give out or we run out
- Sea shanties by our very own DJ Tits of Steel
- Food catered by locally famous (well, hyper-local… within-kennel) French chefs
- Hab giveaway

Meetup (A) Location: 7PM Meet, 7:30PM Chalk Talk at Cosmic Café and Ciderhouse, 1 Boathouse Row, Philadelphia, PA 19130

Party (A') Location: Penn AC Boathouse, 12 Boathouse Row, Philadelphia, PA 19130

Pricing:
$40 until May 31st
$45 until June 4th
$50 June 5th (day-of)
We know expenses are high this year–scholarships may be available. Please reach out to MisMan (60k9, Slothly Seconds, or whoever you feel comfortable with) and we may be able to work with you [discreetly and privately] on pricing.

These are payment not rego deadlines. Your rego is not guaranteed until we receive payment. Venmo Slothy Seconds (@Lisa-Yankowitz) or contact MisMan to arrange a different payment method.

Other key information:
- Respect the space! We will be partying at a historic boathouse, a new venue for us, and we’d like to make a good impression. Don’t break shit.
- No heels at the boathouse for your safety.
- Consider staying the weekend to participate in the 4-kennel Train’ing Day: I Choo Choo Choose Beer all-day hash. Crash space may be available.

We're On A Boat[House]!