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BFMH3 FEARadelphia 2022

10/21 07:00 PM to 10/23 12:01 PM

A BFMH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $70

Hare(s):

Sergeant Snatch Snitch, Down Down on the Brown Brown, Shop N Fuck, Parks & Masterbation, Silence of the Goats, 60K9, & Cause for Blindness

Shiggy:

Welcome to the BIG FUCKING MESS!

https://hashrego.com/events/bfmh3-fearadelphia-2022

OH WAIT HASH NOTE?! "I Put a Spell on You"
I got drunk with you
Because you’re fine
Don’t stop the shots we do
I ain’t lyyyyyyin
We’ve waited all year for it to be this day
Now BFM Hash is back!
And there’s hellllll to pay
I’ll get drunk with you
Because you’re finnnneee

It’s finally here! FEARADELPHIA!! Featuring multiple kennels! Multiple trails! Multiple costumes! Drinking! Running! Dancing! Surprise contest with the ghost of Ben Franklin! And multitudes of ass clownery! This is the event you’ve all been waiting for, so get your best dance pants on (or off)! First 50 Rego's are guaranteed awesome hab!

Haven't paid yet? Here are your options:
VENMO: @chris-w-dunn
PAYPAL: @BFMHash

Thursday, October 20th
BEN FRANKLIN MOB H3
Hares: Sergeant Snatch Snitch & Down Down on the Brown Brown
Theme: Muppet Trail (Jim Henson all the things)
When: Meet up 7:00pm - On Out 7:30pm
Where: Bonner's Irish Pub - 120 S. 23rd St., Philadelphia, PA 19103
Note: Open bar after trail until we hit our tab budget. Food is on you.

Friday, October 21st
Hares: Everything Butt Sex
Theme: Rocky Horror Picture Show
When: Meet up 7:00pm - On Out 7:30pm
Where: Penn's Landing - Waterfront Parking (39.949592, -75.139300)
Team Bad Idea's is having a Happy Hour Trivia, meeting from 4:00pm-6:00pm @ Cherry Street Tavern (129 N 22nd St, Philadelphia, PA 19103)
Note: Meetup for trail is in the Penns Landing parking lot on the waterfront. There is an easy paid parking lot($20) that we will be in, or moderate level difficulty to find street parking. Trail will be followed by The Rocky Horror Picture Show live cast at Landmark's Ritz Five theater. Your rego includes the price of your ticket! On after will be at Buffalo Billiards at 118 Chestnut St., Philadelphia, PA 19106. This is less than 1,000 feet from the theater. Hash isn't providing drinks after the show. Snacks will be provided before and during trail.

Saturday, October 22nd
Hares: Silence of the Goats & 60K9
Theme: Choose your own Adventure - Wear your best costume, sexiest costume, smelliest costume, or wear as little as possible. Just wear what you want, as long as it's a costume.
When: Meet up 11:30am - On Out 1:00pm
Where: Cavanaugh's Rittenhouse -
1921 Sansom St, Philadelphia, PA 19107
Note: This is an A to B trail with a bag car. 0.3 miles from each other(3 blocks). This trail will end at Stir Lounge where we will have open bar, food provided, dancing, and a costume contest.

Sunday, October 23rd
Liberty Bell H3
Hares: Cause for Blindness
Theme: Hangover Zombie - If you look even remotely presentable you did this weekend wrong.
When: Meet up 12:00noon
Where: Casa de Cockstradamus -
1759 Frankford Ave., Philadelphia, PA 19125
Note: Food and drinks will be provided for this brunch.. or breakfast if you're just waking up. Which you should be...

Stuff to Bring:
Costumes. All of the costumes. Head lamps, because it gets dark earlier in October. ID and Cash.


Halloween: Jim Henson & Muppets(Thurs), Rocky Horror(Fri), Choose your own Adventure(Sat), and Hangover Zombie(Sun)

Costumes. All of the costumes. Head lamps, because it gets dark earlier in October. ID and Cash.

Start Location Details

Philadelphia, PA

Bonner's Irish Pub

Schedule of Events

BEN FRANKLIN MOB H3

Hares: Sergeant Snatch Snitch & Down Down on the Brown Brown
Theme: Muppet Trail (Jim Henson all the things)
When: Meet up 7:00pm - On Out 7:30pm
Where: Bonner's Irish Pub - 120 S. 23rd St., Philadelphia, PA 19103
Why: It’s time to sing a hash song, it’s time to lay some flour, it’s time to be a muppet for at least a couple hours!

Muppetdelphia is here! Come help Sarge solve his biggest quandary, is he a man or is he a muppet? If he’s a man he’s a muppet of a man.

What is a muppet? Any puppet created by Jim Henson and his production company; there’s the Muppet Show, Sesame Street, Fraggle Rock, even Labyrinth and the Dark Crystal are in play. I’m not keeping score, wear a furry costume if you want!


PHILLY FULL MOON H3

Hares: Everything Butt Sex
Theme: Rocky Horror Picture Show
When: Meet up 7:00pm - On Out 7:30pm
Where: Penn's Landing - Waterfront Parking (39.949592, -75.139300)
_Team Bad Idea's is having a Happy Hour Trivia - 4-6pm @ Cherry St Tavern
Why: I'm lucky. You're lucky! WE'RE ALL LUCKY!
Oh no! Did we get a flat tire? We better head over to this creepy looking house over there.... It's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos. I see you shiver with antici...pation! So wait no more. Head over towards the light at the Frankenstein place. Put on that make up. Fish net stockings. Maid outfit. And anything else that you can put together. Jump to the left. Step to the right. Put your hands on your hips and join Frank'N'Furter as he leads us from one watering hole and to the TIME WARP! (ROCKY HORROR SHOW).


PHILADELPHIA AREA H3

Hares: Silence of the Goats & 60K9
Theme: Choose your own Adventure - Wear your best costume, sexiest costume, smelliest costume, or wear as little as possible. Just wear what you want, as long as it's a costume.
When: Meet up 11:30am - On Out 1:00pm
Where: Cavanaugh's Rittenhouse -
1921 Sansom St, Philadelphia, PA 19107
(This is an A to B trail with a bag car. 0.3 miles from each other)
Why: SATURDAY TRAIL WILL BE THE MOST SHENANIGANY OF SHENANIGANS! With a phenomenally shitty trail hared by Goats and K9, beer nears, shot nears, drunken debauchery at one of the best Hash Haunts in the city. DJ Tits of Steel rockin' sweet beats and lots of other things. If the night goes as planned you won’t remember any of that stuff anyway!


Liberty Bell H3

Hares: Cause for Blindness
Theme: Hangover Zombie - If you look even remotely presentable you did this weekend wrong.
When: Meet up 12:01pm
Where: Casa de Cockstradamus
Why: Let's be real. No one is waking up and gathering their collective selves for breakfast. So... brunch it is. Because a nutritious brunch is the only way we make it back to anything more than 50% for work on Monday morning. And who better than Cause for Blindness leading the way while resurrecting the long passed Liberty Bell H3. We will follow Cause on a very short trail to our meeting place at Casa de Cockstradamus.


Public Event

See the full list!

50 Hashers came

including:

UpperCunt

(H5)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bread Dicks

(BFMH3)

Silence of the Goats

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Honor Pole

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Where’s my D?

(BFMH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Music to my Tears

(BFMH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Bitch Better Have My $hots

(Ben Franklin Mob H3 )

Two Beds One Nightmare

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Cuff me the Vampire Player

(BFMH3)

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Headshart

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Shop & Fuck

(BFMH3)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Namaste n Watch

Susquehanna Pussies on Trail
...

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

NAMBLA

(AlohaH3)

Parks & Masterbation

(BFMH3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Sphincter Grease

(BFMH3)

Just Dano

(BFMH3)

Reduce Reuce Recoitus

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Spanks 4 Cumming

Kittens H3
Lets get weird.

Just Joanna

(BFM)

That's A Whore-A

(CCH3)

Look at that hole

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Thudmuffin

(BFMH3)

You May Go

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Family On The River

(H5)

Sir Lancelittle

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
Tis but a scratch!

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Flashlight Fannypack

(BFMH3)

Highway Whore

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

Tits of Steel

(BFMH3)

Just Jp

(BFMH3)

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

BFMH3
Current GM of Wilderne...

In Absentia

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Magically Delicious

(WH4)

Let the Bodies Hit the Whore

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...