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BFMH3

The drunkest groundhog in Pennsylvania!

BFMH3 FEAR-ADELPHIA 2019

10/31 07:30 PM to 11/03 05:00 PM

A BFMH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $1*

Shiggy:

You're on a darkened street, disoriented. You've wandered from the pack and haven't seen a mark in longer than you can remember. You yell out "R U!" into the abyss but hear nothing back. Only your own echo against an overwhelming silence, as if all living things around you have been snuffed out. Your headlamp flickers and dulls as you're engulfed by the darkness. Then suddenly, you hear soft footsteps! You can't tell where they're coming from, but they're getting louder. and faster. You hear heavy sunken breath approaching and when you call out in a quivering voice, "who's there?" they say nothing, but their panting gets faster and faster. Louder and louder. It's cumming for you and getting closer with every step. It's FEAR-ADELPHIA!

Yes, we're moving up the anal November weekend hash to the beginning of the month and getting just the tip of October in there as well. Prep your livers and and pick out your costumes for quite literally THE GREATEST PHILLY HASH HALLOWEEN OF ALL TIME.

We're trying to keep things cheap as fuck with this rego, so Thursday and Friday can be added or removed as your schedule allows (but you should 100% do both). You can also grab some AMAZING HAB to keep your HEAD warm if you rego and select hab - supplies limited!

Payment
Again, we’re trying to keep things cheap AF for you halfminds without skimping on the booze, so regos start at $45 (ok, technically you could go down to $40 if you're just making it out on Saturday) and then go up, the more you add/longer you wait. Base costs are below:

$45 for rego #1-10
$55 for rego #11-20
$60 for rego # 21-30
$70 for rego # 31-40
$75 for regos #41+

IF YOU DO NOT CHOOSE A PRICE TIER FROM THE DROPDOWN WHEN REGOING YOU WILL NOT BE COUNTED AS PAID AND YOUR REGO SPOT WILL NOT BE SAVED.

Hab is an extra $10, but total worth it and supplies are limited. AVOID MAKING THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE, GET IN EARLY AND HAB UP!

Registration isn't guaranteed until payment is received. To avoid a fee, pay your rego to @BFMHASH via Venmo (include "Fear-adelphia" in the "what's it for" description or we’ll have no fucking clue why you gave us money). If you pay using PayPal there will be an additional fee from PayPal. The choice is yours.


It's Halloween!

ALL THE COSTUMES (one for each night your in town/attending), a working liver, a sense of humor, 1-2 pairs of shiggy socks and a headlamp (if your costume(s) don't light up)

Start Location Details

We're going to all the locations. For specifics check the schedule (addresses are bolded).

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Right in front of the best damn haunted house in Philly, Eastern State Penitentiary (go as a pre-lube if you get in early, it's fucking worth it), we'll be going to a classic hash bar - Green Room! Cum on out this All Hallows' Eve with the Ben Franklin Mob in Fairmount! Dress as your favorite/least favorite hash name. Bring a headlamp and some shiggy socks. There will be trail! There will be shiggy! There will be many many down downs!

Hash cash is $10 at the door or add it to your rego now for only $5! (it's not included in the default rego, you must add it separately).

The Green Room: 1940 Green Street


On Friday, it's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right. With your hands on your hips. You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane. Let's do the time-warp again!

The Philly Full Moon on Friday will be hosting a Rocky Horror Picture themed r*n and boldly go where no hash has gone before: Stir Lounge - a fantastic divey gay bar in Rittenhouse Square! Dance party to IMMEDIATELY follow circle. Stay and party the night away or join some wankers for the actual show around midnight (pay as you go/extra cost).

Hash cash is included in your base rego, but if you're lame and can't make it, you can get $5 off your rego (if you change your mind AGAIN, it's $10 at the door).

Stir: 1705 Chancellor St


Wake up early Saturday (read: before dark) for a trail leaving at 4pm! This one will be harder and longer than Thursday or Friday but with more BNs, SNs and snacks then you can shake a dick at! Trail will be A-B starting at the East Falls Train Station (there's a bag car) and ending with a baller ass costume party at Bar X in the Gayborhood! Bring your costumes as we get some ghoulish shiggy in before we all blackout.

A-B
Start: East Falls Train Station: 3610 Midvale Ave
End: Bar X: 255 S Camac St


Attempt to remember, in the hopes that you some day truly forget all the mistakes you made this weekend with a fatboy.


Public Event

30 Hashers cumming:

Ass Ass In Nation

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Cuff Me the Vampire Player

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Dick First Ass Up

East Bay Hash House Harriers
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Honor Pole

Susquehanna Pussies on Trail H3
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Jigglytits

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
consent, motherfucker

Shop & Fuck

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Sounds like a great wa...

Silence of the Goats

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Tits of Steel

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
...

Cream the ream

(BFMH3)

El Poopa Cabra

(BFMH3)

Family on the River

(H5)

Fire In My hOle

(H5)

In Absentia

(H5)

Knights of the Pound Table

(BFMH3)

Magically delicious

(Wandering whore)

N/A

(BFMH3)

Not in my Hair

(BFMH3)

Parks and Masturbation

(BFMH3)

Semen On The Poopdeck

(BFMH3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Two Beds One Nightmare

(BFMH3)

Under the Siege

(PhillyH3)

Where’s my D?

(BFMH3)