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BFMH3 8th Annual FEARadelphia 2026

10/01 07:00 PM

A BFMH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

FEARadelpia is back for its 8th year of horrific debauchery!

Once again we're offering four chilling trails: Thursday’s Anything But Clothes weekly BFM trail, Friday’s Dungeons and Down Downs trail and bonfire, Saturday’s Freakshow trail and main event ending with a catered dinner, games, prizes, and all-you-can-drink beer/seltzers in a special crypt-ish location where you can dance the night away with Tits of Steel, the greatest DJ to ever run with us, and whatever eldritch horrors you meet.
For your final res-Erection: fight your Sunday scaries with a White Dress Run celebrating the engagement of two of our very own!
Your rego also guarantees a hab item that just might scare away any of the creepy monsters you encounter whilst on trail!

Plenty of additional details below, but haven’t we already frightened you into coming?

Themes:
See “Schedule of Events” for more details. You can wear any costumes you like for Fearadelphia, but we encourage participation in the following themes each day…
Thursday, 10/01: Anything But Clothes
Friday, 10/02: Dungeons and Down Downs
Saturday, 10/03: Freakshow
Sunday, 10/04: White Dress Run

Crash Space:
MisMan will work hard to arrange crash space for visitors. But as magical as the Hash Crash Committee (aka EBS and Slothy) might be, nothing is guaranteed.

Please fill out this Google form if you are a wayward traveling hasher looking for crash space OR a magnificent hero person offering crash space to our visitors. Thanks!

Pricing:
(Get in early for the best deal!)
Note that these are the payment deadlines, not the rego deadlines.

Freak de Classique: $95 rego before midnight on July 31st.
Freakazoid: $105 rego before midnight on August 31st.
Freak derelict: $115 rego before midnight on September 25th (Contact misman for a-la-carte pricing after that).

Payment:
Venmo @Lisa-Yankowitz (Last four digits “5544” if prompted)
If you need another payment option (cash, PayPal, etc.) please email BFMHash@gmail.com or harass Slothy Seconds directly.

Fearadelphia Fund:
We challenge ourselves to keep costs low while providing an incredible experience, but we also recognize that event pricing has gotten tougher. The BFM has a fund available to support hashers who need it. Not sure if that's you? If you agree with statements like "I frequently have financial stress," "I sometimes do not attain my basic needs/worry about attaining my basic needs," or "I have no or very little expendable income," consider reaching out to us so we can assist. You can email bfmhash@gmail.com (monitored by Catalina Piss Mixer & Cunterfeit Bill$, the BFM GMs), or contact Slothy Seconds (our Hash Cash), or someone else on MisMan directly. We will keep any arrangements discrete and private.

Additional Notes:
- All trail start times and exact locations will be confirmed closer to the dates. Please check back and/or pay attention to the final email update.
- All events are subject to change due to weather conditions.
- MisMan reserves the right to decline a rego and return payment for any hasher found to have violated Misconduct Guidelines at BFM or other kennels. MisMan will also enforce the BFM’s Misconduct Policies throughout the weekend, with details available here.
- During the event, MisMan will post all announcements to the dedicated WhatsApp community. Join now to ensure you receive all important updates (or to start bragging about your costumes).


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Theme: ABC (Anything But Clothes)
Hare: Slothy Seconds

The Fun Part: Twinkle juice ★


Theme: Dungeons & Down Downs
Hare: Catalina Piss Mixer

The Fun Part: This trick-or-treat filled trail ends with dinner, a bonfire in the woods, all the booze you can drink, and an epic battle of wizard staff!


Theme: Spooktacular Freaktacular
Hare: 60K9

The Fun Part: The main event of the weekend will take place following trail within what is almost certainly a haunted church basement. There will be games, prizes, and the opportunity to show off your greatest tricks and weirdest assets in our very own freak show!


Theme: White Dress
Hare: Bananass & Slothy Seconds

The Fun Part: A trail which begins with coffee and mimosa and ends with a belief in everlasting love ♡

Gather 11am, On-Out 11:30am


Public Event

See the full list!

42 Hashers cumming

including:

Parks & Masterbation

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

THE VIRGINATOR

(DCRW)

Slothy Seconds

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Always slothy, never s...

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Bilboner

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Shop & Fuck

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Sounds like a great wa...

Uppercunt♀️

(Hangover Hash Hou...)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Top Shelf

Houston H3
On the piss again

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest tender

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

BREAD DICKS

(BFMH3)

The Vomiteen Rabbit

Richmond H3
RH3 GM

Mongo

Agana H3
...

Turtle Power Bottom

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

NorWAY Up That Butt

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Paddle That Bitch

Richmond H3
...

Dickolas Caged

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Choosy Moms Choose Dick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

B.A.N.A.N.A.Ass

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Banana

Richmond H3
...

Mountin Deez Nuts

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Full Send Darty

The Little Spermaid

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Tragic Carpet Ride

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Catalina Piss Mixer

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Two Girls, One Nerd

Richmond H3
...

Tits of Steel

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

U.F.Ho

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Do Daddy Too

(BFMH3)

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

3 Whores Down

(BFMH3)

Fly Me To The Poon

Ben Franklin Mob H3
cleared for beer

Reduce Reuse Recoitus

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Armed & Manger-ous

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

Two Beds One Nightmare

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Cum Dog Millionaire

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...