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BFMH3 8th Anal FEARadelphia 2026

10/01 07:00 PM

A BFMH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $115*

FEARadelpia is back for its 8th year of horrific debauchery!

Once again we're offering four chilling trails: Thursday’s Anything But Clothes weekly BFM trail, Friday’s Dungeons and Down Downs trail and bonfire, Saturday’s Freakshow trail and main event ending with a catered dinner, costume contest, games, prizes, and all-you-can-drink beer/seltzers in a special crypt-ish location where you can dance the night away with Tits of Steel, the greatest DJ to ever run with us, and whatever eldritch horrors you meet.
For your final res-Erection: fight your Sunday scaries with a White Dress Run celebrating the engagement of two of our very own!
The first 65 regos also will receive a hab item that just might scare away any of the creepy monsters you encounter whilst on trail!

Plenty of additional details below, but haven’t we already frightened you into coming?

Themes:
See “Schedule of Events” for more details. You can wear any costumes you like for Fearadelphia, but we encourage participation in the following themes each day…
Thursday, 10/01: Anything But Clothes
Friday, 10/02: Dungeons and Down Downs
Saturday, 10/03: Freakshow
Sunday, 10/04: White Dress Run

Crash Space:
UPDATE AS OF 9/14: MisMan has worked hard to arrange crash space for visitors, however, if you are traveling from out of town and are interested in remaining space, please reach out to BFMHash@gmail.com or contact our Hash Crash Committee (aka EBS and Slothy) directly.

Pricing:
(Get in early for the best deal!)
Note that these are the payment deadlines, not the rego deadlines.

Freak de Classique: $95 rego before midnight on July 31st.
Freakazoid: $105 rego before midnight on August 31st.
Freak derelict: $115 rego before midnight on September 25th to attend!

Can’t make the full weekend? Contact misman for a-la-carte pricing.

Payment:
Venmo @Lisa-Yankowitz (Last four digits “5544” if prompted)
If you need another payment option (cash, PayPal, etc.) please email BFMHash@gmail.com or harass Slothy Seconds directly.

Fearadelphia Fund:
We challenge ourselves to keep costs low while providing an incredible experience, but we also recognize that event pricing has gotten tougher. The BFM has a fund available to support hashers who need it. Not sure if that's you? If you agree with statements like "I frequently have financial stress," "I sometimes do not attain my basic needs/worry about attaining my basic needs," or "I have no or very little expendable income," consider reaching out to us so we can assist. You can email bfmhash@gmail.com (monitored by Catalina Piss Mixer & Cunterfeit Bill$, the BFM GMs), or contact Slothy Seconds (our Hash Cash), or someone else on MisMan directly. We will keep any arrangements discrete and private.

Additional Notes:
- All trail start times and exact locations will be confirmed closer to the dates. Please check back and/or pay attention to the final email update.
- All events are subject to change due to weather conditions.
- MisMan reserves the right to decline a rego and return payment for any hasher found to have violated Misconduct Guidelines at BFM or other kennels. MisMan will also enforce the BFM’s Misconduct Policies throughout the weekend, with details available here.
- During the event, MisMan will post all announcements to the dedicated WhatsApp community. Join now to ensure you receive all important updates (or to start bragging about your costumes).


ID, costumes, shiggy socks, cranium lamps, bug spray, and a functioning liver

Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Theme: ABC (Anything But Clothes)
Hare: Slothy Seconds and Bananass
The Boring Part:
• 7 pm: Meetup @ Sunset Social
• 7:30 pm: Pack away
• 10 pm: Circle @ Highline Field
• [On after @ The Post]
The Fun Part: Twinkle juice ★


Theme: Dungeons & Down Downs
Hare: Mountain Deez Nuts and Fly Me to The Poon
The Boring Part:
• 1 pm: D&D @ Cherry St. Tavern
• 7 pm: Meetup @ Cherry St Tavern
• 7:30 pm: Pack away
• 10 pm: Circle @ Glendinning Rock Garden
• 10:30 pm - Late: Bonfire / party
• [On after @ ERA]
The Fun Part: This trick-or-treat filled trail ends with dinner, a bonfire in the woods, all the booze you can drink, and an epic battle of wizard staff!


Theme: Spooktacular Freaktacular
Hare: 60K9, NorWAY Up That Butt, and Fly Me to The Poon
The Boring Part:
• 1 pm: Meetup @ Bonners Irish Pub
• 2 pm: Pack away
• 5 pm: Circle @ Walnut Street Dock
• 6 pm: Dinner @ First Unitarian Church
• 6:30 pm - 8 pm: Carnival Games
• 8 pm - Late: Dance party! (Costume contest announced at 9)
• [On after @ Drinkers Pub]
The Fun Part: The main event of the weekend will take place following trail within what is almost certainly a haunted church basement. There will be dinner, an open bar, games, prizes, and the opportunity to show off your most bizarre costume in our very own freak show!


Theme: White Dress
Hare: Bilboner and Assassination
The Boring Part:
• 11 am: Meetup @ Jefferson Square
• 11:30 am: Pack away
• 2:30 pm: Circle @ Jefferson Square
• [On after @ Pennsport Beer Boutique]
The Fun Part: A trail which begins with coffee and mimosa and ends with a belief in everlasting love ♡


Public Event

See the full list!

73 Hashers came

including:

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

NorWAY Up That Butt

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Roadside ASSistance

(BFMH3)

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest tender

Uppercunt♀️

(Hangover Hash Hou...)

Do Daddy Too

(BFMH3)

One Trick Dick (OTD)

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Top Shelf

Houston H3
On the piss again

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Drop a Pin, Slip It In

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Bubble C*m

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

A Better Mouse Snatch

(NYC)

Cummy Sticks

Boston H3
...

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Cherry Poppin Paddy

(BosH3)

Get out of my swamp dick

(BFMH3)

*Shoey*

(NYCH3)

Mountin Deez Nuts

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Full Send Darty

How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Fuck

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Just Ryan

(BFMH3)

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

THE VIRGINATOR

(DCRW)

Nepo Baby Driver

(BFMH3)

Catalina Piss Mixer

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Phoof there it is

Reading Hash House Harriers
...

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Banana

Richmond H3
...

Shop & Fuck

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Sounds like a great wa...

Double Stuffed

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Holey Dumpster Fire

(BostonH3)

3 Whores Down

(BFMH3)

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Two Beds One Nightmare

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

B.A.N.A.N.A.Ass

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Dribbles

(BostonH3)

Manicotti Mouth

(BFMH3)

Fly Me To The Poon

Ben Franklin Mob H3
cleared for beer

Spewart Little

(BAH3)

Paddle That Bitch

Richmond H3
...

Bilboner

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Grandpa has my dick pics

Other Orlando H3
...

Slothy Seconds

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Always slothy, never s...

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

BREAD DICKS

(BFMH3)

Cum Dog Millionaire

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Mongo

Agana H3
...

Reduce Reuse Recoitus

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

The Vomiteen Rabbit

Richmond H3
RH3 GM

The Little Spermaid

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Just Neal

(PHLH3)

field of creams

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Tits of Steel

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

U.F.Ho

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Turtle Power Bottom

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Just Ashley

(Charm City H3)

Cockstradamus

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Just Emily

(BFMH3)

Ze'sticular Machanixxx

(PNPH3)

Armed & Manger-ous

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

SexPo JetSki

Richmond H3
...

Eager Beaver

(DCRW)

Sergeant Snatch Snitch

Ben Franklin Mob H3
maclunky

Choosy Moms Choose Dick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Parks & Masterbation

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)