It’s that time of year that every teenage either dreads or loves – PROM! We’re headed back to a favorite hash spot, Woolly Mammoth where we’ll have dinner, drinks and, of course, dancing. Men, wear your sluttiest dress, ladies, where your sexiest tux. Cum with a date or cum stag, just make sure you cum so that you can find out who this year’s prom king and queen are as we dance the night away.
Also, if you’re bringing a date, share with us how you ask them to prom on Instagram @benfranklinmob #BFMPROM (if you don’t have an Instagram and want to participate, tell Statutory Consent and she can post for you). The best ask will be honored at prom.
Your rego will include your hash cash for the night, dinner, and a short open bar followed by a highly discounted cash bar.
Rego is $15 – only $5 more than regular hash cash – until Sunday, May 19th. After that, it will go up to $20 until the day of the event, where it will increase to $25 (so rego now!).
Registration isn't guaranteed until payment is received. To avoid a fee, pay your rego to @BFMHASH via Venmo (include “PROM” in the "what's it for" description or we’ll have no fucking clue why you gave us money). If you pay using PayPal there will be an additional fee from PayPal. The choice is yours.
Regular A-A trail with minimal shiggy as to keep you looking sexy and snazzy. Rubber Ripper and Pounded in the Can shall be your hares on this magical night.
Pubic transit options to Woolly Mammoth
From South, the 40 Bus to 5th & South and ON IN a half block east OR From North, 57 Bus to 4th & South and ON IN a half block west.
Dress to Impress - it's PROM!
Your most dapper attire, a kick ass attitude, maybe a date (be bold, bring a virgin to be deflowered at prom!), and ALL of your dance moves.