Wankers! Your favorite Philly Hash - The Ben Franklin Mob (aka fondly as Big Fucking Mess) is celebrating its 1000th trail on 04.20!!!
What better way to celebrate than to spend four days with us traipsing through Philly and running a classic Beer Mile? You just celebrated one green holiday and now you can celebrate Earth Day and Weed Day to reuse all that pretty green garb. We highly encourage dressing on theme so be it stoner, dom, or just plain green... Bring it!
Rego gets you Thursday trail, a 3 hour open bar, heavy appetizers (practically dinner), and some sweet, sweet BFMH3 Hab (Men and Women's Sizing so please specify on rego) only guaranteed until April 3
Friday will be a Full Moon Trail followed by an on after (dinner on your own dime)
Saturday will be a Beer Mile - contestants can choose to bring their own booze as long as the minimum ABV is 5% - or can choose to drink what we bring.
Sunday will be a mellow Fat Boy Trail with help from some local kennels.
Pricing for Thursday night: $69
Add the rest of the weekend for $20 or pay $10 for each event
After completing your rego, please send your monies to our Hash Cash via venmo @Chris-W-Dunn [note that this is NOT the BFM venmo account, which no longer exists], or via paypal using "friends & family" at email@example.com. PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR HASH NAME AND "1000" IN THE NOTES (and please math right)
COVID-ish - It's still here and making its presence known. So please make informed decisions.
And for the love of Gispert stay home if you are having any symptoms.
Need a place to crash? Reach out to Cockstradamus at firstname.lastname@example.org and misman will do our best to place you with someone from the BFM.
We by no means want this to be cost prohibitive but post-covid times + big city living limits our ability to keep prices down - So, please reach out to Cockstradamus at email@example.com to explore options should cost be an issue. Also - if you do not drink - we may be able to do something price wise, so please reach out :)
1000 Shades of Green - cause 04.20
Cranium lamps, sneakers, Costumes, $$ for additional hab cause our habberdasher has really let loose, valid ID, a replacement liver
Trail (with beer of course) followed by 3 hour open bar and foods. I'm just gonna remind you here that you get awesome hab cause we're excited about this one.
Full Moon Trail (send some good weather vibes so we can do an awesome fire pit hang as our on-after) Beer and Snacks provided but dinner is on your own. Do not expect unlimited drinks for this but we will do our best.
START: Glendinning Rock Garden Trail A to A
Beer Mile followed by some kind of on after TBD based on weather.
Make sure to bring a beverage of 5% ABV or above or you can drink whatever we choose to bring you;)
Beer provided for spectators as well as plenty of munchies
START: 1300 Schuylkill Ave, Philadelphia, PA 19146-3200, United States
Fat Boy Trail - Come be lazy with us and keep drinking to fend off the Sunday Blues with some help from local kennels. Beer and Mimosas on us! Likely to stop off somewhere for food but that's on you ;)
START: 1759 Frankford Avenue Apt 5
Reduce Reuce Recoitus
Sergeant Snatch Snitch
Two Beds One Nightmare
Let the Bodies Hit the Whore
Cuff Me the Vampire Player
Look at that hole
Mountin Deez Nuts
Mortar & Asshole
Ass Ass In Nation
Everything Butt Sex
Up Her Ali
Officer Anal Stitches
Music to my Tears
Cause for Blindness
Taco? I Barely Know Her
Do Daddy Too