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BFMH3 Presents: 1000 Shades of Green (Our 1000th Trail!) 2023

04/20 07:00 PM to 04/23 04:00 PM

A BFMH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $69

Shiggy:

Wankers! Your favorite Philly Hash - The Ben Franklin Mob (aka fondly as Big Fucking Mess) is celebrating its 1000th trail on 04.20!!!

What better way to celebrate than to spend four days with us traipsing through Philly and running a classic Beer Mile? You just celebrated one green holiday and now you can celebrate Earth Day and Weed Day to reuse all that pretty green garb. We highly encourage dressing on theme so be it stoner, dom, or just plain green... Bring it!

Rego gets you Thursday trail, a 3 hour open bar, heavy appetizers (practically dinner), and some sweet, sweet BFMH3 Hab (Men and Women's Sizing so please specify on rego) only guaranteed until April 3

Friday will be a Full Moon Trail followed by an on after (dinner on your own dime)
Saturday will be a Beer Mile - contestants can choose to bring their own booze as long as the minimum ABV is 5% - or can choose to drink what we bring.
Sunday will be a mellow Fat Boy Trail with help from some local kennels.

Pricing for Thursday night: $69
Add the rest of the weekend for $20 or pay $10 for each event

After completing your rego, please send your monies to our Hash Cash via venmo @Chris-W-Dunn [note that this is NOT the BFM venmo account, which no longer exists], or via paypal using "friends & family" at bfmhash@gmail.com. PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR HASH NAME AND "1000" IN THE NOTES (and please math right)

COVID-ish - It's still here and making its presence known. So please make informed decisions.
And for the love of Gispert stay home if you are having any symptoms.

Need a place to crash? Reach out to Cockstradamus at bfmhash@gmail.com and misman will do our best to place you with someone from the BFM.

We by no means want this to be cost prohibitive but post-covid times + big city living limits our ability to keep prices down - So, please reach out to Cockstradamus at bfmhash@gmail.com to explore options should cost be an issue. Also - if you do not drink - we may be able to do something price wise, so please reach out :)


1000 Shades of Green - cause 04.20

Cranium lamps, sneakers, Costumes, $$ for additional hab cause our habberdasher has really let loose, valid ID, a replacement liver

Start Location Details

Drinker's Pub

1903 Chestnut Street

Schedule of Events

Trail (with beer of course) followed by 3 hour open bar and foods. I'm just gonna remind you here that you get awesome hab cause we're excited about this one.


Full Moon Trail (send some good weather vibes so we can do an awesome fire pit hang as our on-after) Beer and Snacks provided but dinner is on your own. Do not expect unlimited drinks for this but we will do our best.

START: Glendinning Rock Garden Trail A to A


Beer Mile followed by some kind of on after TBD based on weather.

Make sure to bring a beverage of 5% ABV or above or you can drink whatever we choose to bring you;)

Beer provided for spectators as well as plenty of munchies

START: 1300 Schuylkill Ave, Philadelphia, PA 19146-3200, United States


Fat Boy Trail - Come be lazy with us and keep drinking to fend off the Sunday Blues with some help from local kennels. Beer and Mimosas on us! Likely to stop off somewhere for food but that's on you ;)

START: 1759 Frankford Avenue Apt 5


Public Event

See the full list!

35 Hashers came

including:

Mortar & Asshole

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Let the Bodies Hit the Whore

Ben Franklin Mob H3
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Scarf Ace

(BFMH3)

Slippery Prick

Ben Franklin Mob H3
R U?

Two Beds One Nightmare

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Ass Ass In Nation

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Groundhog Lay

BFMH3
The drunkest groundhog...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Look at that hole

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Reduce Reuce Recoitus

Ben Franklin Mob H3
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Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Cuff Me the Vampire Player

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Music to my Tears

(BFMH3)

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Thudmuffin

(BFMH3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Mountin Deez Nuts

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Bald Knob

Roadside ASSistance

(BFMH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

WMD?

(BFMH3)

Do Daddy Too

(BFMH3)

Just Lance

(BFMH3)

Sergeant Snatch Snitch

Ben Franklin Mob H3
maclunky

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3)

Urine Luck

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Officer Anal Stitches

(LVHHH)

The Rash

(BFMH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Bread Dicks

(BFMH3)

Cockstradamus

Ben Franklin Mob H3
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