White Lightning, Psychedelic Cumfountain
Wanks & Degenerates, have we got a trail for you! While the Homecumming Hash is an event in itself, we have upped the ante and brought back your anal Red Dress R*n for double the trouble, double the fun! Revel in the glory of day drinking and hashing amongst a rowdy crowd of muggles while wearing our finest crimson attire.
The start location is RV Row 1 Spot 8 on the north side of the IU Memorial Stadium. Feel free to park for free in the neighborhood just northwest of the stadium off north Dunn street. Early tailgating at 10am will be will with hasher-friendly muggles and Upland Brewing Co. Bring your vessels as well as a lawn chair for on-after!
Historically, the RDR has an element of fundraising and this year is no different. We will be soliciting donations for the Sycamore Land Trust, an organization dedicated to preserving our shiggiest spaces.
The IU cannons will signal start of trail, which will meander through human shiggy and other such nonsense, eventually leading the pack to the BN, at which point lunch will be provided. Never-leave-campers beware: if you want to eat, you’ll need to gasp GO ON TRAIL! (Walker friendly)
Your RDR Rego includes:
• Epic BFH3 Trail
• Lunch & snacks for the day
• Dope swag from our fab hab
• Authentic IU/BFH3 tailgate experience!
Prices go up after 9/25 and again day-of.
Accepted forms of payment (in order of preference):
- Venmo: @BloomingFools
(last 4 digits of the phone number are 8209)
- PayPal: firstname.lastname@example.org (* * FRIENDS AND FAMILY ONLY * *)
And if you really, really, have to:
- Filthy cash
Your red dress! Vessels for access to keg beer.
North Tailgate Fields, IU Memorial Stadium. RV Row 1 Spot 8
Start Location TBA
Pre-Lube at the designated tailgate area. North side of the stadium, RV Row 1 Spot 8
10:00am (Optional) Pre-RDR tailgate/prelube
11:30am Circle up!
Hump & Pump
Broke Bitch Mounted
Brings Up the Rear
Pocket Full of Lube
Son of Gucci
Swallow 4 Equality
Screw It, I'm Wet
Inside Her Trading
Rocky Mountain Purple Dildo
Man Buns of Steel
Help Get It Up
Shig Eating Grin
Armagettin It On
(Blooming Fools H3)
Nuns Shall Pass
Muffy The Troll Layer
Rest in Penis