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BAH3 Campout Weekend 2025

09/05 02:09 PM

A Hash Campout

Cost: $130

Shiggy:

A Long Time Ago, In a Shiggy Far, Far Away...

STAR WHORES
A NUDE HOPE

It is a period of Shigil War. BAH3 FRBs, striking from a hidden back check, have won their first victory against the evil SOBRIETY EMPIRE.

During the battle, BAH3 spies managed to "purloin" secret plans to the EMPIRE's ultimate weapon, the NA BEER STAR, an alcohol-removed beer with the flavor and firepower to drive the alcoholism from a hasher's system.

Pursued by the EMPIRE's sinister agents, PRINCESS LAY-YA ORGASMA races home aboard her autohash-device, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her kennel and restore drunkenness to the galaxy...

BAH3 is proud to present the 2025 Campout - STAR WHORES.
Returning to our favorite nekkid-friendly campsite, we will be taking on the roles of factions within the STAR WHORES universe. What will you be: A ManWhoreLorian (this is the way), an FRBel like Hand Solo, or a proud furred warrior Nookie, or even one of the ancient warrior Headi with their laser... "swords." (Seriously, send me Star Whores pun names.)

Questions, comments, or complaints go to Udderly.Vanilla@gmail.com

DATE: September 5-7, 2024
LOCATION: Maryland Health Society
3000 Patuxent River Rd, Davidsonville, MD 21035
(https://maps.app.goo.gl/peDa4SFLXVijKo5d6?g_st=ic)

We are no longer directly linking the rego page to PayPal because it removes the ability to do friends and family. You will need to go to PayPal and send the money directly.
PAYPAL: @RThibBAH3
Use the Friends & Family option otherwise we will have to pay taxes on it.
Rego: $130 - Standard Rego for Tent/Hammock Camping (RV slots have an additional charge, coordinate with Udderly.Vanilla@gmail.com )

See the schedule of events tab for a breakdown of the weekend.
All wankers with dietary requirements should select "Vegetarian" for meal options.

Cook-Off: Friday Dinner will include a chili cook-off. Anyone desiring to enter may sign up during registration to bring a crock pot of chili which will be presented to the panel of judges. The winner will receive a free registration to the following year’s campout. (2023 Winner was Spunk Monkey! 2024 Winner was Dickopauge!)

Friday evening will include a Cock-N-Tail social hour, during which it is encouraged to dress in hash finery and bring your favorite cocktail to share with others.

Saturday night game hour will be the evening for themed attire, and ridiculous highland games by our Game Czars!


  • Violence, overt sexual behavior, questionable conduct or any other behavior that offends or embarrasses others is not permitted.

  • Hate speech against any group will not be tolerated

  • Consent is King
    -No photography except by BAH3 Hash Flash


Start Location Details

Maryland Health Society (MAHESO)

3000 Patuxent River Rd, Davidsonville, MD 21035

Schedule of Events

2:00pm Registration/Kegs Tapped
5:00pm Trail
7:00pm Dinner
9:00pm Cock ‘N Tail Hour (Bonfire, Hash Casual Attire)


8:00am Breakfast
8:30am Hab | Patch Exchange (BYOP)
10:30am Main Trail
1:00pm Lunch
4:00pm Games and Theme Attire
7:00pm Dinner
10:00pm Naked Trail


8:30am Breakfast
10:00am Fat Boy Trail
12:00pm Cleanup/GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

126 Hashers came

including:

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

That’s a Whore-A

(CCH3)

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

HOSEHEAD

(Wide Spot in the ...)

Fluff4fuck

(TBH3)

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Mathturbator

(BAH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Ginga Ninja

White House H3
...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Choosy Moms Choose Dick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Jewel of Duh Nile

Hockessin H3
...

Ass Cream Sundae

(BAH3)

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(EWH3)

Quoth the Raven Neverwhore

(BFMH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DC Road Whores)

Dickolas Caged

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Parka-My-Cock

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Just Marine

(BAH3)

Raspberry VJ

(BAH3)

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Jr. Bacon Heaveburger

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

John

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tragic Carpet Ride

(BAH3)

Mommy Poppins

(RH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Parental Cum-Scent

Charm City H3
Best Dressed - 97 IS D...

Clit-A-Gay-Corps

(HMHHH)

Mountin Deez Nuts

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Full Send Darty

Marco Homo

(Bah3)

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Take two for the team

(BAH3)

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
M(y name is) J(ack)

Wuhan Used Clam

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Critical Karen

(BAH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Red Roper

White House H3
...

Spunk Monkey

Hockessin H3
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Fisheye Between Her Thighs

(BAH3)

Always Needs Ample Lube

Tidewater H3
Tidewater H3 GM

Preteen Protein

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Courtesy Gag

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Udderly Vanilla

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Monsoon Poon

SDHumpin
...

MudFlaps

(BAH3)

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Slothy Seconds

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Always slothy, never s...

Read Between The Slime

(BAH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

Dickopauge

(BAH3)

Chia Head

Survivor Hash House Harriers
Cha, cha, cha, chiiaaa

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(Baltimore Annapol...)

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Miles Ze Dong

(BAH3)

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Bitches Get Stitches

(TriH3)

Ass Spelunker

DCH4/BAH3
In dog beers, I've onl...

Unleash the Furrry

(BAH3)

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Late Nite Drive Thru

(DCH4/BAH3)

NaNaNaNaNaNa

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Pukie

(Charm City H3)

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Just Steph

(DCH4)

I Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Catalina Piss Mixer

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Just chris

(WH4)

Spewart Little

(BAH3)

Cunterfeit Bills

(BFMH3)

Thudmuffin

(BFMH3)

all day i dream about sausage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Hello Pity

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
...

Autism Speaks for Deities (ASD)

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

How I Met My Brother

(BAH3)

Tits of Steel

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

COUFF

(BAH3)

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Learner Spermit

(BAH3)

Just Heather (EWH3)

Charm City H3
...

Fair Winds and Swallowing Seamen

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Bic in the Dick

(BAH3)

Dyke Tyson

WH4-DCRW
...

RUNNING COMMENTARY

(WH4)

Roose Rips

DCRW
Sink ships

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

THE VIRGINATOR

(DCRW)

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

Cum Scene Investigator

Charm City H3
...

Just Sara

(TBH3)

Armed & Manger-ous

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

Just Jodie

(BAH3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Any Cock’ll Do Me

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...