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BAH3 Campout Weekend 2025

09/05 02:09 PM

A Hash Campout

Cost: $130

Shiggy:

A Long Time Ago, In a Shiggy Far, Far Away...

STAR WHORES
A NUDE HOPE

It is a period of Shigil War. BAH3 FRBs, striking from a hidden back check, have won their first victory against the evil SOBRIETY EMPIRE.

During the battle, BAH3 spies managed to "purloin" secret plans to the EMPIRE's ultimate weapon, the NA BEER STAR, an alcohol-removed beer with the flavor and firepower to drive the alcoholism from a hasher's system.

Pursued by the EMPIRE's sinister agents, PRINCESS LAY-YA ORGASMA races home aboard her autohash-device, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her kennel and restore drunkenness to the galaxy...

BAH3 is proud to present the 2025 Campout - STAR WHORES.
Returning to our favorite nekkid-friendly campsite, we will be taking on the roles of factions within the STAR WHORES universe. What will you be: A ManWhoreLorian (this is the way), an FRBel like Hand Solo, or a proud furred warrior Nookie, or even one of the ancient warrior Headi with their laser... "swords." (Seriously, send me Star Whores pun names.)

Questions, comments, or complaints go to Udderly.Vanilla@gmail.com

DATE: September 5-7, 2024
LOCATION: Maryland Health Society
3000 Patuxent River Rd, Davidsonville, MD 21035
(https://maps.app.goo.gl/peDa4SFLXVijKo5d6?g_st=ic)

We are no longer directly linking the rego page to PayPal because it removes the ability to do friends and family. You will need to go to PayPal and send the money directly.
PAYPAL: @RThibBAH3
Use the Friends & Family option otherwise we will have to pay taxes on it.
Rego: $130 - Standard Rego for Tent/Hammock Camping (RV slots have an additional charge, coordinate with Udderly.Vanilla@gmail.com )

See the schedule of events tab for a breakdown of the weekend.
All wankers with dietary requirements should select "Vegetarian" for meal options.

Cook-Off: Friday Dinner will include a chili cook-off. Anyone desiring to enter may sign up during registration to bring a crock pot of chili which will be presented to the panel of judges. The winner will receive a free registration to the following year’s campout. (2023 Winner was Spunk Monkey! 2024 Winner was Dickopauge!)

Friday evening will include a Cock-N-Tail social hour, during which it is encouraged to dress in hash finery and bring your favorite cocktail to share with others.

Saturday night game hour will be the evening for themed attire, and ridiculous highland games by our Game Czars!


  • Violence, overt sexual behavior, questionable conduct or any other behavior that offends or embarrasses others is not permitted.

  • Hate speech against any group will not be tolerated

  • Consent is King
    -No photography except by BAH3 Hash Flash


Start Location Details

Maryland Health Society (MAHESO)

3000 Patuxent River Rd, Davidsonville, MD 21035

Schedule of Events

2:00pm Registration/Kegs Tapped
5:00pm Trail
7:00pm Dinner
9:00pm Cock ‘N Tail Hour (Bonfire, Hash Casual Attire)


8:00am Breakfast
8:30am Hab | Patch Exchange (BYOP)
10:30am Main Trail
1:00pm Lunch
4:00pm Games and Theme Attire
7:00pm Dinner
10:00pm Naked Trail


8:30am Breakfast
10:00am Fat Boy Trail
12:00pm Cleanup/GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

126 Hashers came

including:

Clit-A-Gay-Corps

(HMHHH)

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

Bubba

(CTrH3)

How I Met My Brother

(BAH3)

Chia Head

Survivor Hash House Harriers
Cha, cha, cha, chiiaaa

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Jewel of Duh Nile

Hockessin H3
...

Ms. Nuttersworth

Charm City H3
...

Dickolas Caged

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Critical Karen

(BAH3)

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Jr. Bacon Heaveburger

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

MudFlaps

(BAH3)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pukie

(Charm City H3)

Read Between The Slime

(BAH3)

Tragic Carpet Ride

(BAH3)

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

NaNaNaNaNaNa

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Just Marine

(BAH3)

Spewart Little

(BAH3)

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Spunk Monkey

Hockessin H3
...

THE VIRGINATOR

(DCRW)

Bic in the Dick

(BAH3)

Roose Rips

DCRW
Sink ships

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(EWH3)

Dyke Tyson

WH4-DCRW
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Thudmuffin

(BFMH3)

HOSEHEAD

(Wide Spot in the ...)

Courtesy Gag

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Learner Spermit

(BAH3)

Quoth the Raven Neverwhore

(BFMH3)

Raspberry VJ

(BAH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

I Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Miles Ze Dong

(BAH3)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Any Cock’ll Do Me

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tony Panda

(WH4)

John

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Armed & Manger-ous

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

COUFF

(BAH3)

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ass Spelunker

DCH4/BAH3
In dog beers, I've onl...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Parka-My-Cock

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Autism Speaks for Deities (ASD)

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

Marco Homo

(Bah3)

Fair Winds and Swallowing Seamen

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Bitches Get Stitches

(TriH3)

Choosy Moms Choose Dick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

all day i dream about sausage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

RUNNING COMMENTARY

(WH4)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

That’s a Whore-A

(CCH3)

Monsoon Poon

SDHumpin
...

Mommy Poppins

(RH3)

Just Sara

(TBH3)

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Red Roper

White House H3
...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Mathturbator

(BAH3)

Take two for the team

(BAH3)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Cunterfeit Bills

(BFMH3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

(DCH4/BAH3)

Hello Pity

Salty Hampton Hash House Harriers
...

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Parental Cum-Scent

Charm City H3
...

Just chris

(WH4)

Kooter Kunte

(DC Road Whores)

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Mountin Deez Nuts

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Full Send Darty

Tits of Steel

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Catalina Piss Mixer

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Slothy Seconds

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Always slothy, never s...

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Fluff4fuck

(TBH3)

Fisheye Between Her Thighs

(BAH3)

Cum Scene Investigator

Charm City H3
...

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
M(y name is) J(ack)

Just Jodie

(BAH3)

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Udderly Vanilla

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Ass Cream Sundae

(BAH3)

Wuhan Used Clam

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Unleash the Furrry

(BAH3)

Always Needs Ample Lube

Tidewater H3
Tidewater H3 GM

Preteen Protein

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Ginga Ninja

White House H3
...

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

Just Steph

(DCH4)

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Dickopauge

(BAH3)