A Long Time Ago, In a Shiggy Far, Far Away...

STAR WHORES
A NUDE HOPE

It is a period of Shigil War. BAH3 FRBs, striking from a hidden back check, have won their first victory against the evil SOBRIETY EMPIRE.

During the battle, BAH3 spies managed to "purloin" secret plans to the EMPIRE's ultimate weapon, the NA BEER STAR, an alcohol-removed beer with the flavor and firepower to drive the alcoholism from a hasher's system.

Pursued by the EMPIRE's sinister agents, PRINCESS LAY-YA ORGASMA races home aboard her autohash-device, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her kennel and restore drunkenness to the galaxy...

BAH3 is proud to present the 2025 Campout - STAR WHORES.
Returning to our favorite nekkid-friendly campsite, we will be taking on the roles of factions within the STAR WHORES universe. What will you be: A ManWhoreLorian (this is the way), an FRBel like Hand Solo, or a proud furred warrior Nookie, or even one of the ancient warrior Headi with their laser... "swords." (Seriously, send me Star Whores pun names.)

Questions, comments, or complaints go to Udderly.Vanilla@gmail.com

DATE: September 5-7, 2024
LOCATION: Maryland Health Society
3000 Patuxent River Rd, Davidsonville, MD 21035
(https://maps.app.goo.gl/peDa4SFLXVijKo5d6?g_st=ic)

We are no longer directly linking the rego page to PayPal because it removes the ability to do friends and family. You will need to go to PayPal and send the money directly.
PAYPAL: @RThibBAH3
Use the Friends & Family option otherwise we will have to pay taxes on it.
Rego: $130 - Standard Rego for Tent/Hammock Camping (RV slots have an additional charge, coordinate with Udderly.Vanilla@gmail.com )

See the schedule of events tab for a breakdown of the weekend.
All wankers with dietary requirements should select "Vegetarian" for meal options.

Cook-Off: Friday Dinner will include a chili cook-off. Anyone desiring to enter may sign up during registration to bring a crock pot of chili which will be presented to the panel of judges. The winner will receive a free registration to the following year’s campout. (2023 Winner was Spunk Monkey! 2024 Winner was Dickopauge!)

Friday evening will include a Cock-N-Tail social hour, during which it is encouraged to dress in hash finery and bring your favorite cocktail to share with others.

Saturday night game hour will be the evening for themed attire, and ridiculous highland games by our Game Czars!

• Violence, overt sexual behavior, questionable conduct or any other behavior that offends or embarrasses others is not permitted.


• Hate speech against any group will not be tolerated


• Consent is King
  -No photography except by BAH3 Hash Flash