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BAH3 Campout 2026

08/28 03:00 PM to 08/30 12:00 PM

A Hash Campout

Cost: $140*

Shiggy:

Toon Town is in Danger!
The lovely, wild, unbesmirched SHIGGYLICIOUS home of our Animated Friends is the target of a heinous plot to bulldoze it all and cover it in shudder Pavement!
It’s time to show our solidarity, like the goofy, squishy, unhurtable Toons we are in the only fashion BAH3 Hashers understand: BEER!
Join us for Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers annual campout, themed for all the childhood Saturday mornings spent watching wasckally wabbits, ducks with PTSD, real American heroes and robots in disguise. Prepare a costume, prepare your liver, prepare your body, for CUMBOAT WILLIE. (Oh, also there’s a hash wedding involved.)
Questions, comments, or complaints go to Udderly.Vanilla@gmail.com

DETAILS (Seriously Read These):

DATE: August 28-30, 2026

LOCATION: Maryland Health Society
3000 Patuxent River Rd, Davidsonville, MD 21035
https://maps.app.goo.gl/peDa4SFLXVijKo5d6?g_st=ic

REGO: Sorry guys, I have to raise the price. Volunteers will get early bird pricing regardless of when they sign up, early entry to the campsite, plus a BONUS GIMME.
We are no longer directly linking the rego page to PayPal because it removes the ability to do friends and family. You will need to go to PayPal and send the money directly.
PAYPAL: @LaurenJohnson38
Use the Friends & Family option otherwise we will have to pay taxes on it.
$140 Early Bird – 17 May to 30 June (Also, volunteer rate) (Must be paid by 30 June)
$150 – 1-31 July (Must be paid by 31 July)
$160 – 1-28 August (Must be paid before 15 August or immediately)
Standard Rego includes tent camping site, food, beer, and four trails. RV spots are available for an additional fee, contact Udderly.Vanilla@gmail.com to reserve.

FOOD: Food and drink is provided with registration. All wankers with dietary requirements should select "Vegetarian" for meal options and we will make a good faith effort to accommodate.

FACTION WARS:
The Faction Wars/Squid Games/Quests activity will return from last year. Wankers will be assigned a “team” upon arrival, and throughout the weekend will complete tasks (or straight up buy off) your designated judges for points. Rules will come in email.

See the schedule of events tab for a breakdown of the weekend.

Remember the BAH3 core rules:
-Violence, overt sexual behavior, questionable conduct or any other behavior that offends or embarrasses others is not permitted.

-Hate speech against any group will not be tolerated

-Consent is King

-No photography except by BAH3 Hash Flash


Cartoons/Animation - "Cumboat Willie"

Costume, tent, dry clothes, vessel, patches

Start Location Details

Maryland Health Society Inc (MAHESO)

3000 Patuxent River Rd, Davidsonville, MD 21035

Schedule of Events

2:00pm Registration/Kegs Tapped/Teams assigned
5:00pm Trail
7:00pm Dinner
9:00pm Costume Karaoke!


8:00am Breakfast
8:30am Hab | Patch Exchange (BYOP)
10:30am Saturday Morning Cartoons- Main Trail
1:00pm Lunch
4:00pm 80Gerbils Hash Wedding
5:00pm Halfmind High(asfuck)land Games
7:00pm Dinner
8:00pm Dance Party with DJ Bust A Nut
10:00pm Naked Trail


8:30am Breakfast
10:00am Fat Boy Trail
12:00pm Cleanup/GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

63 Hashers cumming

including:

I Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Bic In The Dick

(BAH3)

Taking the D for a B

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Parental Cum-Scent

Charm City H3
...

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Mommy Poppins

Richmond H3
...

G-Spotify

Charm City H3
...

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell (DADS)

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Ms. Nuttersworth

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

I Told You She Was Real

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

Jr. Bacon Heaveburger

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Spewart Little

(BAH3)

Autism Speaks with Deities (Tizzy)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Numbilingus

OnOnAnon Hash Society
here to gremlin

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Buck-a-Fuffalo

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Scene Investigator

Charm City H3
...

all day i dream about sausage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Mud Flaps

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

How I Met My Brother

(BAH3)

Suck Squeeze Bang Blow

(Ewh3)

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Take two for the team

(BAH3)

Rolodixxx

BAH3
...

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(BAH3)

Oedipussy

(Noh3)

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest tender

Read Between the Slime

White House H3
Enjoy the twintinnabul...

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Neigh, motherfuckers

Dickopauge

(BAH3)

Dickolas Caged

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Dog Millionaire

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
M(y name is) J(ack)

Armed & Manger-ous

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Around the World in 80 Lays

(BAH3)

Spunk Monkey

Hockessin H3
...

Purple Princess

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

Any Cock’ll Do Me

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

*Courtesy Gag*

(Baltimore Annapol...)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Fair Winds and Swallowing Seamen

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Raspberry VJ

(BAH3)

Floppy Attachment

(Noh3)

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Meat to Please You

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Cuntcerto in D Major

(EWH3)

Udderly Vanilla

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

A Whole New Hole

OnOnAnon Hash Society
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.