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Organizers:
BAH3 Campout 2026
08/28 03:00 PM to 08/30 12:00 PM
A Hash Campout
Cost: $160*
Shiggy:
Toon Town is in Danger!
The lovely, wild, unbesmirched SHIGGYLICIOUS home of our Animated Friends is the target of a heinous plot to bulldoze it all and cover it in shudder Pavement!
It’s time to show our solidarity, like the goofy, squishy, unhurtable Toons we are in the only fashion BAH3 Hashers understand: BEER!
Join us for Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers annual campout, themed for all the childhood Saturday mornings spent watching wasckally wabbits, ducks with PTSD, real American heroes and robots in disguise. Prepare a costume, prepare your liver, prepare your body, for CUMBOAT WILLIE. (Oh, also there’s a hash wedding involved.)
Questions, comments, or complaints go to Udderly.Vanilla@gmail.com
DETAILS (Seriously Read These):
DATE: August 28-30, 2026
LOCATION: Maryland Health Society
3000 Patuxent River Rd, Davidsonville, MD 21035
https://maps.app.goo.gl/peDa4SFLXVijKo5d6?g_st=ic
REGO: Sorry guys, I have to raise the price. Volunteers will get early bird pricing regardless of when they sign up, early entry to the campsite, plus a BONUS GIMME.
We are no longer directly linking the rego page to PayPal because it removes the ability to do friends and family. You will need to go to PayPal and send the money directly.
PAYPAL: @LaurenJohnson38
Use the Friends & Family option otherwise we will have to pay taxes on it.
$160 – 1-28 August (Must be paid before 15 August or immediately)
Standard Rego includes tent camping site, food, beer, and four trails. RV spots are available for an additional fee, contact Udderly.Vanilla@gmail.com to reserve.
FOOD: Food and drink is provided with registration. All wankers with dietary requirements should select "Vegetarian" for meal options and we will make a good faith effort to accommodate.
FACTION WARS:
The Faction Wars/Squid Games/Quests activity will return from last year. Wankers will be assigned a “team” upon arrival, and throughout the weekend will complete tasks (or straight up buy off) your designated judges for points. Rules will come in email.
See the schedule of events tab for a breakdown of the weekend.
Remember the BAH3 core rules:
-Violence, overt sexual behavior, questionable conduct or any other behavior that offends or embarrasses others is not permitted.
-Hate speech against any group will not be tolerated
-Consent is King
-No photography except by BAH3 Hash Flash
Cartoons/Animation - "Cumboat Willie"
Costume, tent, dry clothes, vessel, patches
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
2:00pm -Gates Open/Registration/Kegs Tapped/Teams assigned
5:00pm -Trail - Circle after
7:00pm -Dinner
9:00pm -Costume Karaoke! (Costumes if you have ‘em)
11:69PM- Dive-In Movie @ Pool
8:00am -Breakfast
8:30am -Hab | Patch Exchange (BYOP)
10:30am -“Saturday Morning Cartoons”- Main Trail (No circle after)
1:00pm -Lunch
3:00pm – “Beer” “Mile”
5:00pm -Halfmind Highland Games (costumes encouraged)
6:00pm -Gerbil and 80 Lays Hash Wedding (hash formal, naked, whatevs)
7:00pm -Dinner/Live Music by The Finger Sniffers
8:00pm -Dance Party with DJ Bust A Nut
10:00pm -Naked Trail/Saturday Late Night Circle
8:30am -Breakfast
10:00am -Fat Boy Trail/Faction Wars Winners/Closing Circle
12:00pm -Cleanup/GTFO
Public Event
including:
Rump Bumper
(TH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(BAH3)
Thudmuffin
(BFMH3)
S/Kooter Kunte
(DCRW)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Suck Squeeze Bang Blow
(Ewh3)
Naughtya Cum N Eat Me
(MVH3)
Bitches Get Stitches
(TriH3)
Late Nite Drive Thru
(DCH4/BAH3)
Lawyers Share Dildos
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
*Courtesy Gag*
(Baltimore Annapol...)
Tits for tats
(CLH3)
Dickopauge
(BAH3)
Fuck That Shit
(BAH3)
Brokehip Mounthim
(OTH4)
Immoral Support
(EWH3)
Libercrotchy
(IndyHHH)
Ate Ball Cum Pocket
(DCRW)
3 Whores Down
(BFMH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Just Mike D
(Baltimore Annapol...)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
Just Yvette
(EWH3)
Nananananana
(BAH3)
Just Hans
(BAH3)
Critical Karen
(BAH3)
Running Commentary
(WH4)
Cuntcerto in D Major
(EWH3)
Learner Spermit
(BAH3)
Miles Ze Dong
(BAH3)
Blinded by the Spooge
(DCH4)
How I Met My Brother
(BAH3)
Oedipussy
(Noh3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Bic In The Dick
(BAH3)
Just Caitlin
(Baltimore Annapol...)
Floppy Attachment
(Noh3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Sorry For Your Loss
(TH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(BAH3)
Raspberry VJ
(BAH3)
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