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BAH3 Campout 2026

08/28 03:00 PM to 08/30 12:00 PM

A Hash Campout

Cost: $150*

Shiggy:

Toon Town is in Danger!
The lovely, wild, unbesmirched SHIGGYLICIOUS home of our Animated Friends is the target of a heinous plot to bulldoze it all and cover it in shudder Pavement!
It’s time to show our solidarity, like the goofy, squishy, unhurtable Toons we are in the only fashion BAH3 Hashers understand: BEER!
Join us for Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers annual campout, themed for all the childhood Saturday mornings spent watching wasckally wabbits, ducks with PTSD, real American heroes and robots in disguise. Prepare a costume, prepare your liver, prepare your body, for CUMBOAT WILLIE. (Oh, also there’s a hash wedding involved.)
Questions, comments, or complaints go to Udderly.Vanilla@gmail.com

DETAILS (Seriously Read These):

DATE: August 28-30, 2026

LOCATION: Maryland Health Society
3000 Patuxent River Rd, Davidsonville, MD 21035
https://maps.app.goo.gl/peDa4SFLXVijKo5d6?g_st=ic

REGO: Sorry guys, I have to raise the price. Volunteers will get early bird pricing regardless of when they sign up, early entry to the campsite, plus a BONUS GIMME.
We are no longer directly linking the rego page to PayPal because it removes the ability to do friends and family. You will need to go to PayPal and send the money directly.
PAYPAL: @LaurenJohnson38
Use the Friends & Family option otherwise we will have to pay taxes on it.
$140 Early Bird – 17 May to 30 June (Also, volunteer rate) (Must be paid by 30 June)
$150 – 1-31 July (Must be paid by 31 July)
$160 – 1-28 August (Must be paid before 15 August or immediately)
Standard Rego includes tent camping site, food, beer, and four trails. RV spots are available for an additional fee, contact Udderly.Vanilla@gmail.com to reserve.

FOOD: Food and drink is provided with registration. All wankers with dietary requirements should select "Vegetarian" for meal options and we will make a good faith effort to accommodate.

FACTION WARS:
The Faction Wars/Squid Games/Quests activity will return from last year. Wankers will be assigned a “team” upon arrival, and throughout the weekend will complete tasks (or straight up buy off) your designated judges for points. Rules will come in email.

See the schedule of events tab for a breakdown of the weekend.

Remember the BAH3 core rules:
-Violence, overt sexual behavior, questionable conduct or any other behavior that offends or embarrasses others is not permitted.

-Hate speech against any group will not be tolerated

-Consent is King

-No photography except by BAH3 Hash Flash


Cartoons/Animation - "Cumboat Willie"

Costume, tent, dry clothes, vessel, patches

Start Location Details

Maryland Health Society Inc (MAHESO)

3000 Patuxent River Rd, Davidsonville, MD 21035

Schedule of Events

2:00pm Registration/Kegs Tapped/Teams assigned
5:00pm Trail
7:00pm Dinner
9:00pm Costume Karaoke!


8:00am Breakfast
8:30am Hab | Patch Exchange (BYOP)
10:30am Saturday Morning Cartoons- Main Trail
1:00pm Lunch
4:00pm 80Gerbils Hash Wedding
5:00pm Halfmind High(asfuck)land Games
7:00pm Dinner
8:00pm Dance Party with DJ Bust A Nut
10:00pm Naked Trail


8:30am Breakfast
10:00am Fat Boy Trail
12:00pm Cleanup/GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

90 Hashers cumming

including:

Numbilingus

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here to gremlin

all day i dream about sausage

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Taking the D for a B

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Old Forgetful

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Buck-a-Fuffalo

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
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Any Cock’ll Do Me

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Cum Dog Millionaire

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Rolodixxx

BAH3
...

Fair Winds and Swallowing Seamen

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
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I Told You She Was Real

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Neigh, motherfuckers

Turtle Power Bottom

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Critical Karen

(BAH3)

Fuck That Shit

(BAH3)

*Courtesy Gag*

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Raspberry VJ

(BAH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell (DADS)

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
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Rump Bumper

(TH3)

Blinded by the Spooge

(DCH4)

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
M(y name is) J(ack)

Oedipussy

(Noh3)

G-Spotify

Charm City H3
...

Spewart Little

(BAH3)

TWOS (H4)

Hangover Hash House Harriers
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Bambi's Bitch

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Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Ass Spelunker

DCH4/BAH3
In dog beers, I've onl...

Tits for tats

(CLH3)

Ashley

Charm City H3
...

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Suck Squeeze Bang Blow

(Ewh3)

Spunk Monkey

Hockessin H3
...

Parental Cum-Scent

Charm City H3
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Blonde Roots

(DCH4)

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
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Take two for the team

(BAH3)

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Just Hans

(BAH3)

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(BAH3)

Jr. Bacon Heaveburger

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ass Cream Sundae

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Chia Head

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Cha, cha, cha, chiiaaa

Mommy Poppins

Richmond H3
...

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Read Between the Slime

White House H3
Enjoy the twintinnabul...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Dickopauge

(BAH3)

Purple Princess

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
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Ms. Nuttersworth

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Just Kevin (EWH3)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
I was once a drunken s...

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
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Cum Scene Investigator

Charm City H3
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Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Autism Speaks with Deities (Tizzy)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Udderly Vanilla

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Meat to Please You

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
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Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest tender

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Mud Flaps

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
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Armed & Manger-ous

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

Late Nite Drive Thru

(DCH4/BAH3)

Dickolas Caged

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Around the World in 80 Lays

(BAH3)

I Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
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Floppy Attachment

(Noh3)

Libercrotchy

(IndyHHH)

Running Commentary

(WH4)

Cuntcerto in D Major

(EWH3)

Have You Blown My Stapler?

White House H3
There’s always a first...

A Whole New Hole

OnOnAnon Hash Society
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Deepthroat Corndog

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
it's not illegal unles...

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

How I Met My Brother

(BAH3)

Nananananana

(BAH3)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Bic In The Dick

(BAH3)

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
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