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BAH3 Campout 2026

08/28 03:00 PM to 08/30 12:00 PM

A Hash Campout

Cost: $150*

Shiggy:

Toon Town is in Danger!
The lovely, wild, unbesmirched SHIGGYLICIOUS home of our Animated Friends is the target of a heinous plot to bulldoze it all and cover it in shudder Pavement!
It’s time to show our solidarity, like the goofy, squishy, unhurtable Toons we are in the only fashion BAH3 Hashers understand: BEER!
Join us for Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers annual campout, themed for all the childhood Saturday mornings spent watching wasckally wabbits, ducks with PTSD, real American heroes and robots in disguise. Prepare a costume, prepare your liver, prepare your body, for CUMBOAT WILLIE. (Oh, also there’s a hash wedding involved.)
Questions, comments, or complaints go to Udderly.Vanilla@gmail.com

DETAILS (Seriously Read These):

DATE: August 28-30, 2026

LOCATION: Maryland Health Society
3000 Patuxent River Rd, Davidsonville, MD 21035
https://maps.app.goo.gl/peDa4SFLXVijKo5d6?g_st=ic

REGO: Sorry guys, I have to raise the price. Volunteers will get early bird pricing regardless of when they sign up, early entry to the campsite, plus a BONUS GIMME.
We are no longer directly linking the rego page to PayPal because it removes the ability to do friends and family. You will need to go to PayPal and send the money directly.
PAYPAL: @LaurenJohnson38
Use the Friends & Family option otherwise we will have to pay taxes on it.
$140 Early Bird – 17 May to 30 June (Also, volunteer rate) (Must be paid by 30 June)
$150 – 1-31 July (Must be paid by 31 July)
$160 – 1-28 August (Must be paid before 15 August or immediately)
Standard Rego includes tent camping site, food, beer, and four trails. RV spots are available for an additional fee, contact Udderly.Vanilla@gmail.com to reserve.

FOOD: Food and drink is provided with registration. All wankers with dietary requirements should select "Vegetarian" for meal options and we will make a good faith effort to accommodate.

FACTION WARS:
The Faction Wars/Squid Games/Quests activity will return from last year. Wankers will be assigned a “team” upon arrival, and throughout the weekend will complete tasks (or straight up buy off) your designated judges for points. Rules will come in email.

See the schedule of events tab for a breakdown of the weekend.

Remember the BAH3 core rules:
-Violence, overt sexual behavior, questionable conduct or any other behavior that offends or embarrasses others is not permitted.

-Hate speech against any group will not be tolerated

-Consent is King

-No photography except by BAH3 Hash Flash


Cartoons/Animation - "Cumboat Willie"

Costume, tent, dry clothes, vessel, patches

Start Location Details

Maryland Health Society Inc (MAHESO)

3000 Patuxent River Rd, Davidsonville, MD 21035

Schedule of Events

2:00pm Registration/Kegs Tapped/Teams assigned
5:00pm Trail
7:00pm Dinner
9:00pm Costume Karaoke!


8:00am Breakfast
8:30am Hab | Patch Exchange (BYOP)
10:30am Saturday Morning Cartoons- Main Trail
1:00pm Lunch
4:00pm 80Gerbils Hash Wedding
5:00pm Halfmind High(asfuck)land Games
7:00pm Dinner
8:00pm Dance Party with DJ Bust A Nut
10:00pm Naked Trail


8:30am Breakfast
10:00am Fat Boy Trail
12:00pm Cleanup/GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

103 Hashers cumming

including:

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Blonde Roots

(DCH4)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Libercrotchy

(IndyHHH)

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest tender

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Ass Spelunker

DCH4/BAH3
In dog beers, I've onl...

I Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Running Commentary

(WH4)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Parental Cum-Scent

Charm City H3
...

Oedipussy

(Noh3)

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Cuntcerto in D Major

(EWH3)

Ass Cream Sundae

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Floppy Attachment

(Noh3)

all day i dream about sausage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Spunk Monkey

Hockessin H3
...

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ashley

Charm City H3
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Numbilingus

OnOnAnon Hash Society
here to gremlin

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Read Between the Slime

White House H3
Enjoy the twintinnabul...

Dickolas Caged

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Don't Ask Don't Smell (DADS)

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

DJ Bust A Nut

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
Let's Do Something Spo...

Mommy Poppins

Richmond H3
...

Udderly Vanilla

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Suck Squeeze Bang Blow

(Ewh3)

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Just Mike

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Mud Flaps

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Blinded by the Spooge

(DCH4)

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(BAH3)

Take two for the team

(BAH3)

Just Hans

(BAH3)

Tits for tats

(CLH3)

Just Marine (BAH3)

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Rolodixxx

BAH3
...

*Courtesy Gag*

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Armed & Manger-ous

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

Cum Dog Millionaire

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Any Cock’ll Do Me

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Meat to Please You

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Chia Head

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Cha, cha, cha, chiiaaa

TWOS (H4)

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Dickopauge

(BAH3)

Critical Karen

(BAH3)

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Neigh, motherfuckers

Late Nite Drive Thru

(DCH4/BAH3)

Turtle Power Bottom

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Purple Princess

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

Just Kevin (EWH3)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
I was once a drunken s...

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Roose Rips

DC Road Whores
Sink ships

Nananananana

(BAH3)

Raspberry VJ

(BAH3)

Buck-a-Fuffalo

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Spewart Little

(BAH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(BAH3)

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

A Whole New Hole

OnOnAnon Hash Society
...

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Autism Speaks with Deities (Tizzy)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

I Told You She Was Real

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

Rump Bumper

(TH3)

Bic In The Dick

(BAH3)

Fuck That Shit

(BAH3)

Old Forgetful

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
M(y name is) J(ack)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Bourbon Street Bitch

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Taking the D for a B

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Jr. Bacon Heaveburger

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

NorWAY Up That Butt

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Ms. Nuttersworth

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Have You Blown My Stapler?

White House H3
There’s always a 1st time

Deepthroat Corndog

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
it's not illegal unles...

Fair Winds and Swallowing Seamen

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

How I Met My Brother

(BAH3)

Cum Scene Investigator

Charm City H3
...

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

G-Spotify

Charm City H3
...