Cost: $45
Hare(s):
Oral Pleaser Titty Squeezer, Cuddles 'n Cream, and Packin A Hot Lunch
Cum in green!! Follow your favorite leprechauns! Debaucherous shenanigans & malarkey all weekend long! Raise money with Disaster Hash for WNC Disaster Rebuilding!
Weekend Schedule
Friday March 14:
Thrift & Sip: Mystery Fashion Edition
Hosted by your favorite Southeastern Degenerates
When & Where: 5pm at The Malvern (1478 Patton Ave.)
What’s Happening: We’ll kick things off at The Malvern. Each hasher draws a name and then we'll hash on down to the Goodwill! You’ve got $20 to fit them out—bad fashion sense strongly encouraged! Once we’ve wrangled the most “creative” outfits possible, it’s hashing back to dinner and drinks at The Malvern.
Why You Should Join: Because matching socks and sensible attire are overrated.
Because it’s fun to see your friends rock neon scarves and questionable headwear. Because dinner is always better when you’re wearing mystery clothes someone else picked out.
Bring: Your best sense of humor, a willingness to embrace wild wardrobe choices, and—most importantly—your $20. See you on March 14th for good times, good company, and some seriously questionable style! Bring a backpack for your fit change!
Cost: $20 bill for the thrift store and $10 for trail (dinner is pay your own way)
Saturday March 15:
Cum with Titties, Packin a Hot Lunch and Cuddles ‘n Cream to search for a pot of gold (or beer) on St. Patrick's Pub Crawl through the River Arts District. Beer, food, shots, treasure hunt and shenanigans!
Start: 2pm at Wedge Brewing River Arts District (or 1pm at Hash Hotel to adventure quest to start from Downtown)
Bring: Wear green! Extra cash for tips and on after
On After: Venue with music Downtown TBD
Sunday March 16:
Onesie Hangover Disaster trail to shake off last night’s shenanigans. Includes morning medicinal shots/beer and trail to brunch. Brunch reservations made. Brunch is pay your own way!
Start: 11am at Hash Hotel (120 Patton Ave)
Bring: Wear your favorite onesie! Bring extra money for brunch
Hash Rego Link (register & payment info): https://hashrego.com/events/avlh3-st-pattys-day-shennanigans-to-raise-mo-2025
PayPal: KEMcAlister11@gmail.com
Venmo: @Kristen-McAlister-11
Hash Hotel:
Downtown Inn & Suites, 120 Patton Ave, ask to be grouped with AVLH3. Cost per night $89.
https://downtowninnandsuites.com/
All money raised will go to BeLoved
St. Patty's Day
Green, Items for Raffle, Virgins, Condoms
The Thrift & Sip: Mystery Fashion Edition When & Where: Friday, March 14th, 5:00 PM Meet at The Malvern (1478 Patton Ave.) What’s Happening: We’ll kick things off at The Malvern, where each person draws someone else’s name from a hat. Then, we'll hash down to the Goodwill! You’ve got $20 to fit them out—bad fashion sense strongly encouraged! Once we’ve wrangled the most “creative” outfits possible, it’s hashing back to dinner and drinks at The Malvern. Why You Should Join: Because matching socks and sensible attire are overrated. Because it’s fun to see your friends rock neon scarves and questionable headwear. Because dinner is always better when you’re wearing mystery clothes someone else picked out. Bring your best sense of humor, a willingness to embrace wild wardrobe choices, and—most importantly—your $20. See you on March 14th for good times, good company, and some seriously questio
River Arts Bar Crawl
Start 2:00 Wedge Brewing
37 Paynes Way
Suite 001
Asheville, NC 28901
Hang over trail 11am
Meet at Downtown Inn
120 Patton Ave
Asheville, NC 28801
Then we have a reservation for brunch!!
including:
Tongue of a Preacher Man
(AVLH3)
Dawg The Coochie Hunter
(CTrH3)
Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher
(AVLH3)
Deployed Dildo
(SCH3)
Squeaky Queen
(CH3)
Sweaty Nipples, Surprise!
(CTRH3 )
J-E-L-L-HO!
(CH3)
Son of a Swinger Man
(CTRH3 )
Dick
(AVLH3)
Dinglebeard
(CH3)
AVLH3
(AVLH3)
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