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AVLH3 9th Annual Red Dress Hash and Trail #400 Celebration Extravaganza

02/11 02:00 PM

A AVLH3 Trail

Cost: $50*

Hare(s):

Cum Pi and Brownie Eyed Hurl

Shiggy:

It's that time of year again - time to don your best red dress and head (who said head?) to the mountains, raise some money for a good cause and hash with the Asheville Hash House Harriers!

Since Red Dress will also be our 400th trail this year, we've lined up a whole weekend of trails for you to help us celebrate. We will have a Friday night trail with Moonshine H3 and a Sunday Hangover trail.

Part of your rego will go to this year's charity, Girls on the Run of WNC, with a mission to "empower girls to boldly pursue their dreams, and inspire them to be joyful, healthy and confident using a fun, experience-based curriculum which creatively integrates running". For more information: gotrwnc.org

Where: Downtown Asheville, NC

When: Saturday, February 11, 2017 at 2pm. Please arrive at the start between 1:00-1:30 to check in. Hares out at 2:15, pack out at 2:30.

What can you expect this year?
* Hot Harriettes and Hairy Hounds in Red Dresses
* An indoor venue at the start and end
* All day drinking with different stops in downtown Asheville
* More shitty beer than you can shake a stick at
* Expect some craft beer too!
* Taco bar dinner after circle, followed by music and dancing!
* Awesome Swag
* Sexy Toe Tag to prove you were here (even if you don't remember!)
* 3ish miles of trail
* Hills (possibly)
* A sprinkle of shiggy (maybe)
* Helping out a great charity

All this for the low-low price of $45 ($50 after Jan 20th, $60 after Feb 8th. All additional donations will go to our charity, Girls on the Run). Consider bringing extra cash for extra credit, fancier beverages than hash beer, on-aftering, and of course to buy even more awesome AVLH3 Swag that will be available for purchase.

As part of the celebration, we will have trails on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday! Those who register early can get all 3 trails for the low price of $50.

Note: Saturday Red Dress trail is NOT dog friendly!


Red Dress!

A red dress and thirst for beer.

Location Details

Asheville, NC

New Mountain Asheville (Upstairs), 38 N French Broad Ave, Asheville, NC 28801

Downtown Inn & Suites

Make a Reservation

828-254-9661

This hotel is very close to start.


120 Patton Avenue, Asheville, NC 28801

Schedule of Events

An evening trail with Moonshine H3.


  • 7pm - Meet, have a beverage, circle up

  • 7:20 - Hares away!

What to expect?

Trail will be around 3 miles, closer to 3.5 for FRBs. Two stops and you'll need your ID on trail. Oh, and don't forget your cranium lamp/flashlight/whatever to help guide your way.

Follow link for more details:
meetup.com/AVLH3-On-On/events/236792171/


Red Dress / Trail #400


  • 1-2pm - Check in, pick up your swag, have a beer, look at all the sexy hashers in Red Dresses

  • 2:15 - Hares away!

  • 2:30 - Pack away!

  • 5:30 - Closing circle

  • 6:00 - Taco Bar Dinner followed by music and dancing

  • 8:00 - GTFO

What to expect?

Trail is NOT dog friendly, little to no shiggy. There will be hills, because it's Asheville. 3 stops, ID on trail. There will be a few walker/runner splits. (True) trail for the walkers will be 3 miles on the dot! Runner splits will add about 1/4 mile. FRBs, if you are searching and hit all the checkbacks and falses, expect to run 4+ miles. DFLs that take the walker trail, expect to run/walk 3 miles.


Hangover Trail!


  • 11am - Meet, have a beverage, circle up

  • 11:30 - Hares away!

Please RSVP at
meetup.com/AVLH3-On-On/events/236792193/


Public Event

62 Hashers came:

All The Way In

Math's Cabana Boy H3
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Call Me, Asshole

UHHH
I'm not gay.

Dixty9

GH3
snapsnap

Elmo's Fuck Buddy

MCH3
'Wreath is my sex coun...

Foam Finger Me

UHHH
If you're going throug...

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Grampa YankMyDick

UHHH
Where are we going and...

National Pornographic

AVLH3
Cunning stunts. Bringi...

123 I'm a Lesbian

(AVLH3)

Admiral Shartonnay

(AVLH3)

ate chicks and a dick

(AVLH3)

Bad Dad

(AVLH3)

Bag O' Poopins

(AVLH3)

Big Stonz

(AVLH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Cougar

(AVLH3)

Cum Lord

(AVLH3)

Dick Dock

(UHHH)

Dick In Hand

(Hellen Keller H3)

Doesn't Dive Down

(SHHH)

Dog Tugs More Drugs

(AVLH3)

Family matters

(AVLH3)

Fun Size Kielbasa

(AVLH3)

Goes Down on the Rebound

(LVH3)

Halfway Whore

(P2H3)

Humpty Dumpty In My Cunty

(SoPiH3)

Insert Rinse Repeat

(AVLH3)

Kotex .....................heavy......flow........day................................. Strangler

(AVLH3)

Lone Bone

(UHHH )

Madre Asstachio

(AVLH3)

Mama A Trois

(AVLH3)

My Big Fat Greek Butt Plug

(CTrH3)

NFHN Brooke

(AVLH3)

NFHN CeCe

(AVLH3)

NFHN Christy

(UHHH)

NFHN Joel

(Moooouston H3)

NFHN Lynz

(AVLH3)

NFHN Mallory

(AVLH3)

NFHN Megan

(AVLH3)

NFHN Shane

(AVLH3)

NFHN Shari

(UHHH)

NFHN Tim

(AVLH3)

NFHN Travis

(UHHH)

Only Cunt for Old Men

(AVLH3)

Professional Ball Handler

(AVLH3)

Shame, Shame, Shame, Ashamed to Pull

(AVLH3)

Small Child inside of me

(UHHH)

Surf - n - Turd

(AVLH3)

Whordita.cum

(BCHHH)