Cost: $50*
Hare(s):
Cum Pi and Brownie Eyed Hurl
Shiggy:
It's that time of year again - time to don your best red dress and head (who said head?) to the mountains, raise some money for a good cause and hash with the Asheville Hash House Harriers!
Since Red Dress will also be our 400th trail this year, we've lined up a whole weekend of trails for you to help us celebrate. We will have a Friday night trail with Moonshine H3 and a Sunday Hangover trail.
Part of your rego will go to this year's charity, Girls on the Run of WNC, with a mission to "empower girls to boldly pursue their dreams, and inspire them to be joyful, healthy and confident using a fun, experience-based curriculum which creatively integrates running". For more information: gotrwnc.org
Where: Downtown Asheville, NC
When: Saturday, February 11, 2017 at 2pm. Please arrive at the start between 1:00-1:30 to check in. Hares out at 2:15, pack out at 2:30.
What can you expect this year?
* Hot Harriettes and Hairy Hounds in Red Dresses
* An indoor venue at the start and end
* All day drinking with different stops in downtown Asheville
* More shitty beer than you can shake a stick at
* Expect some craft beer too!
* Taco bar dinner after circle, followed by music and dancing!
* Awesome Swag
* Sexy Toe Tag to prove you were here (even if you don't remember!)
* 3ish miles of trail
* Hills (possibly)
* A sprinkle of shiggy (maybe)
* Helping out a great charity
All this for the low-low price of $45 ($50 after Jan 20th, $60 after Feb 8th. All additional donations will go to our charity, Girls on the Run). Consider bringing extra cash for extra credit, fancier beverages than hash beer, on-aftering, and of course to buy even more awesome AVLH3 Swag that will be available for purchase.
As part of the celebration, we will have trails on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday! Those who register early can get all 3 trails for the low price of $50.
Note: Saturday Red Dress trail is NOT dog friendly!
Red Dress!
A red dress and thirst for beer.
Downtown Inn & Suites
828-254-9661
This hotel is very close to start.
120 Patton Avenue, Asheville, NC 28801
An evening trail with Moonshine H3.
What to expect?
Trail will be around 3 miles, closer to 3.5 for FRBs. Two stops and you'll need your ID on trail. Oh, and don't forget your cranium lamp/flashlight/whatever to help guide your way.
Follow link for more details:
meetup.com/AVLH3-On-On/events/236792171/
Red Dress / Trail #400
What to expect?
Trail is NOT dog friendly, little to no shiggy. There will be hills, because it's Asheville. 3 stops, ID on trail. There will be a few walker/runner splits. (True) trail for the walkers will be 3 miles on the dot! Runner splits will add about 1/4 mile. FRBs, if you are searching and hit all the checkbacks and falses, expect to run 4+ miles. DFLs that take the walker trail, expect to run/walk 3 miles.
Hangover Trail!
Please RSVP at
meetup.com/AVLH3-On-On/events/236792193/
including:
Dick In Hand
(Hellen Keller H3)
NFHN Brooke
(AVLH3)
NFHN Megan
(AVLH3)
123 I'm a Lesbian
(AVLH3)
Dick Dock
(UHHH)
Brownie Eyed Hurl
(AVLH3)
Cum Lord
(AVLH3)
Doesn't Dive Down
(SHHH)
Humpty Dumpty In My Cunty
(SoPiH3)
NFHN Christy
(UHHH)
Fun Size Kielbasa
(AVLH3)
Shame, Shame, Shame, Ashamed to Pull
(AVLH3)
Bad Dad
(AVLH3)
NFHN Lynz
(AVLH3)
NFHN CeCe
(AVLH3)
Admiral Shartonnay
(AVLH3)
Only Cunt for Old Men
(AVLH3)
NFHN Travis
(UHHH)
Kotex .....................heavy......flow........day................................. Strangler
(AVLH3)
Insert Rinse Repeat
(AVLH3)
My Big Fat Greek Butt Plug
(CTrH3)
NFHN Shane
(AVLH3)
Small Child inside of me
(UHHH)
Bag O' Poopins
(AVLH3)
Lone Bone
(UHHH )
NFHN Tim
(AVLH3)
Professional Ball Handler
(AVLH3)
Family matters
(AVLH3)
Dog Tugs More Drugs
(AVLH3)
NFHN Joel
(Moooouston H3)
Halfway Whore
(P2H3)
Cougar
(AVLH3)
ate chicks and a dick
(AVLH3)
Mama A Trois
(AVLH3)
NFHN Mallory
(AVLH3)
Surf - n - Turd
(AVLH3)
Big Stonz
(AVLH3)
Whordita.cum
(BCHHH)
Goes Down on the Rebound
(LVH3)
Madre Asstachio
(AVLH3)
NFHN Shari
(UHHH)
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