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Organizers:

Anthrax of Horrors 2025

12/12 07:00 PM to 12/14 05:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $119*

Shiggy:

Chicago's annual Anthrax scare and Santa Hat run returns December 12 - 14!

For 2025 Anthrax is going Ho-Ho-Horror for the Holidays! 3 days of runs, drinking, and horror!

Prelube: Friday, December 12th
7:00 show, 7:30 go
Dinner included.
Cody's Public House
1658 W Barry Ave, Chicago, IL 60657

Main Event! Saturday, December 13th
Theme: Anthrax of Horrors
1:00 check-in begins at Revolution Brewery (3340 N Kedzie Ave)
1:30-2:00: on-out
☞ Eagle Trail (8-10ish miles), hared by Blondie McFucksalot & Marbelous Asshole. Note: on-out for Eagle Trail is 1:30!
☞ Turkey Trail (5-ish miles), hared by Bit in the Clit of Texas
☞ Walkers Trail (3-ish miles), hared by Brother Incisor
Distances are approximate “true trail” miles and may be reduced if the weather sucks.
Dinner included.

Hangover Trail: Sunday, December 14th
Theme: Dragthrax (of Horrors?)
1:00 show, 1:30 go
Holiday Club
4000 N Sheridan Rd, Chicago, IL 60613

Pricing:
Like Mike Myers stalking a victim, rego prices will slowly creep up so get yours soon!
Sept 1 - Sept 30: $99 per cranium
Oct 1 - Oct 31: $109 per cranium
Nov 1 - Dec 10th: $119 per cranium
Payment is due within three days of rego. Regos unpaid after three days will be removed. Don't worry! You can just rego again and actually pay on time.
Pay Oh Die, Mark! Include "Anthrax" and the hash name you regoed with.
- Venmo: @Vincent-Butera
- Paypal (friends and family please): Vincent.j.butera@gmail.com
- Zelle (if all else fails): 412-498-3956

Crash space! Let us know here if you want us to find you a place to hang your weary cranium. You're welcome to figure out your own crash space too, but do us a favor and let us know anyway.

Note from misman: we will not tolerate non-consensual touching, scaring, or harassment. Consent is not only sexy, it's fucking required. If you are too drunk or ornery to listen to misman or if multiple complaints have been made about your behavior, we reserve the right to eject you from the event. Don't be an asshole.

Philanthropy is Fun! This year we will be organizing a live auction Saturday, raising money for our furry friends at PAWS Chicago https://www.pawschicago.org/


Christmas but horror. Not like a whimsical, Burton-esque claymation musical. No my friend. Straight up horror holidays. Although I guess hashers will sing. But they aren't claymation. And dress like Jack if you want.

Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

Public Event

See the full list!

76 Hashers came

including:

Glory Hole

(CH3)

I’m Fucking Nuts

(CH3)

Double Stuffed

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Faster Funnier Fluffer

Minneapolis H3
...

Holey Dumpster Fire

(beantownh3)

The Dark Kunt

(ChiTh3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Just Charity

(Chicago H3)

Chunderellie Chunderellie

(BostonH3)

Blondie McFucksalot

(C2B3H4)

Wrong Dong Thong

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Po-po Peepshow

(ChiH3)

Bit in the Clit of Texas

(ThirstH3)

Road Head

Houston
...

Namaste n Watch

(SPOTH3)

Moaning Lisa

(BeijingH3)

USS Cum On My Face

(Chicago H3)

Wet Spot

(BigHumpH3)

Hammock Your Way

(BH3)

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

(Bushmen )

Just Andrew

(WWh3)

JustMarso

(CH3)

Cheeky Bastard

(Brooklyn H3)

Orgasm Famine

(BostonH3)

Just Derek

(TrvlWhrH3)

Just Michelle

(ChiH3)

Short Cummingz

Brass Monkey H3
...

Cheezy Balls

(BeijingH3)

Voulez Boobé

Big Hump H3
...

Marbelous Asshole

(C2B3H4)

Rotten

(DCRW)

rainbow fuckin' brite

Burlington H3
...

Steps in Shit

(CH3)

Brother Incisor

(ThirstH3)

Backdoor Bizzle

(CH3)

Goath Throat

(BostonH3)

Rip 'em Snip 'em

(ThirstH3)

Complimentary Nuts

(CH3)

Mr. Motherfucking Homodynamics, Esq

(ChiH3)

USSR

(KCH3)

Drill In My Box

(CH3)

TSquatty Slavie

(BCH3)

I Want More

(ChiH3)

Faming Flaggett

(Dallas)

Cum So Hard Me Die

(Denver H3)

Hot Mess Bench Press

(CH3)

Abortion Scrapbook Sr.

(SOH4)

Wikipedophilia

(Poo Flingers H3)

Choke N Stroke

(ChiH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
On on

Le Shartiste

(CH3)

Just Elizabeth

(NYCH3)

Sleepy Nom Noms

Chicago H3
...

Hawaii Five Hoes

(BigHumpH3)

One fuck chuck

(CH3)

Bottom Wrangler

Chicago H3
...

Weird Al Spankabitch

California Larrikins
Former travel whore

Just The Tick (BigHumpH3)

Big Hump H3
Ticks Tits!

North Bangher Alley

(ChiH3)

Bi-Hole Her

(CH3)

OhDieMark!

Chicago H3
...

LikesItRuff

Chicago H3
...

Cheer me on so I can go go

(OBH3)

Keyless Entry

(CH3)

Zion

(Universe H3)

Urine Love

(CH3)

FaireRenPint 99

Chicago H3
...

Throat Job

(Peoria H3)

Dick In My Ass Makes Me Gay (DIMA)

(Atomic Shit Show ...)

Claim to Flame: The Abridged Version

(BigHumpH3)