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Organizers:

Anthrax of Horrors 2025

12/12 07:00 PM to 12/14 05:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $119*

Shiggy:

Chicago's annual Anthrax scare and Santa Hat run returns December 12 - 14!

For 2025 Anthrax is going Ho-Ho-Horror for the Holidays! 3 days of runs, drinking, and horror!

Prelube: Friday, December 12th
7:00 show, 7:30 go
Dinner included.
Cody's Public House
1658 W Barry Ave, Chicago, IL 60657

Main Event! Saturday, December 13th
Theme: Anthrax of Horrors
1:00 check-in begins at Revolution Brewery (3340 N Kedzie Ave)
1:30-2:00: on-out
☞ Eagle Trail (8-10ish miles), hared by Blondie McFucksalot & Marbelous Asshole. Note: on-out for Eagle Trail is 1:30!
☞ Turkey Trail (5-ish miles), hared by Bit in the Clit of Texas
☞ Walkers Trail (3-ish miles), hared by Brother Incisor
Distances are approximate “true trail” miles and may be reduced if the weather sucks.
Dinner included.

Hangover Trail: Sunday, December 14th
Theme: Dragthrax (of Horrors?)
1:00 show, 1:30 go
Holiday Club
4000 N Sheridan Rd, Chicago, IL 60613

Pricing:
Like Mike Myers stalking a victim, rego prices will slowly creep up so get yours soon!
Sept 1 - Sept 30: $99 per cranium
Oct 1 - Oct 31: $109 per cranium
Nov 1 - Dec 10th: $119 per cranium
Payment is due within three days of rego. Regos unpaid after three days will be removed. Don't worry! You can just rego again and actually pay on time.
Pay Oh Die, Mark! Include "Anthrax" and the hash name you regoed with.
- Venmo: @Vincent-Butera
- Paypal (friends and family please): Vincent.j.butera@gmail.com
- Zelle (if all else fails): 412-498-3956

Crash space! Let us know here if you want us to find you a place to hang your weary cranium. You're welcome to figure out your own crash space too, but do us a favor and let us know anyway.

Note from misman: we will not tolerate non-consensual touching, scaring, or harassment. Consent is not only sexy, it's fucking required. If you are too drunk or ornery to listen to misman or if multiple complaints have been made about your behavior, we reserve the right to eject you from the event. Don't be an asshole.

Philanthropy is Fun! This year we will be organizing a live auction Saturday, raising money for our furry friends at PAWS Chicago https://www.pawschicago.org/


Christmas but horror. Not like a whimsical, Burton-esque claymation musical. No my friend. Straight up horror holidays. Although I guess hashers will sing. But they aren't claymation. And dress like Jack if you want.

Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

Public Event

See the full list!

76 Hashers came

including:

One fuck chuck

(CH3)

Cheeky Bastard

(Brooklyn H3)

Complimentary Nuts

(CH3)

Just Charity

(Chicago H3)

Just The Tick (BigHumpH3)

Big Hump H3
Ticks Tits!

Faming Flaggett

(Dallas)

Road Head

Houston
...

Brother Incisor

(ThirstH3)

Voulez Boobé

Big Hump H3
...

The Dark Kunt

(ChiTh3)

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

(Bushmen )

Steps in Shit

(CH3)

Hot Mess Bench Press

(CH3)

Abortion Scrapbook Sr.

(SOH4)

Wikipedophilia

(Poo Flingers H3)

Blondie McFucksalot

(C2B3H4)

Le Shartiste

(CH3)

USS Cum On My Face

(Chicago H3)

Just Andrew

(WWh3)

Rotten

(DCRW)

Wet Spot

(BigHumpH3)

FaireRenPint 99

Chicago H3
...

Backdoor Bizzle

(CH3)

Rip 'em Snip 'em

(ThirstH3)

Just Elizabeth

(NYCH3)

Sleepy Nom Noms

Chicago H3
...

Bi-Hole Her

(CH3)

Urine Love

(CH3)

USSR

(KCH3)

Marbelous Asshole

(C2B3H4)

Just Derek

(TrvlWhrH3)

Goath Throat

(BostonH3)

Hammock Your Way

(BH3)

Choke N Stroke

(ChiH3)

Cum So Hard Me Die

(Denver H3)

Double Stuffed

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
On on

OhDieMark!

Chicago H3
...

Holey Dumpster Fire

(beantownh3)

I’m Fucking Nuts

(CH3)

Bottom Wrangler

Chicago H3
...

Throat Job

(Peoria H3)

Chunderellie Chunderellie

(BostonH3)

Drill In My Box

(CH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

California Larrikins
Former travel whore

rainbow fuckin' brite

Burlington H3
...

TSquatty Slavie

(BCH3)

Cheer me on so I can go go

(OBH3)

Claim to Flame: The Abridged Version

(BigHumpH3)

Glory Hole

(CH3)

Wrong Dong Thong

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

I Want More

(ChiH3)

Po-po Peepshow

(ChiH3)

Just Michelle

(ChiH3)

North Bangher Alley

(ChiH3)

Moaning Lisa

(BeijingH3)

Zion

(Universe H3)

Dick In My Ass Makes Me Gay (DIMA)

(Atomic Shit Show ...)

Bit in the Clit of Texas

(ThirstH3)

Cheezy Balls

(BeijingH3)

Hawaii Five Hoes

(BigHumpH3)

Faster Funnier Fluffer

Minneapolis H3
...

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

JustMarso

(CH3)

LikesItRuff

Chicago H3
...

Short Cummingz

Brass Monkey H3
...

Mr. Motherfucking Homodynamics, Esq

(ChiH3)

Keyless Entry

(CH3)

Namaste n Watch

(SPOTH3)

Orgasm Famine

(BostonH3)