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Organizers:

Anthrax of Horrors 2025

12/12 07:00 PM to 12/14 05:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $119*

Shiggy:

Chicago's annual Anthrax scare and Santa Hat run returns December 12 - 14!

For 2025 Anthrax is going Ho-Ho-Horror for the Holidays! 3 days of runs, drinking, and horror!

Prelube: Friday, December 12th
7:00 show, 7:30 go
Dinner included.
Cody's Public House
1658 W Barry Ave, Chicago, IL 60657

Main Event! Saturday, December 13th
Theme: Anthrax of Horrors
1:00 check-in begins at Revolution Brewery (3340 N Kedzie Ave)
1:30-2:00: on-out
☞ Eagle Trail (8-10ish miles), hared by Blondie McFucksalot & Marbelous Asshole. Note: on-out for Eagle Trail is 1:30!
☞ Turkey Trail (5-ish miles), hared by Bit in the Clit of Texas
☞ Walkers Trail (3-ish miles), hared by Brother Incisor
Distances are approximate “true trail” miles and may be reduced if the weather sucks.
Dinner included.

Hangover Trail: Sunday, December 14th
Theme: Dragthrax (of Horrors?)
1:00 show, 1:30 go
Holiday Club
4000 N Sheridan Rd, Chicago, IL 60613

Pricing:
Like Mike Myers stalking a victim, rego prices will slowly creep up so get yours soon!
Sept 1 - Sept 30: $99 per cranium
Oct 1 - Oct 31: $109 per cranium
Nov 1 - Dec 10th: $119 per cranium
Payment is due within three days of rego. Regos unpaid after three days will be removed. Don't worry! You can just rego again and actually pay on time.
Pay Oh Die, Mark! Include "Anthrax" and the hash name you regoed with.
- Venmo: @Vincent-Butera
- Paypal (friends and family please): Vincent.j.butera@gmail.com
- Zelle (if all else fails): 412-498-3956

Crash space! Let us know here if you want us to find you a place to hang your weary cranium. You're welcome to figure out your own crash space too, but do us a favor and let us know anyway.

Note from misman: we will not tolerate non-consensual touching, scaring, or harassment. Consent is not only sexy, it's fucking required. If you are too drunk or ornery to listen to misman or if multiple complaints have been made about your behavior, we reserve the right to eject you from the event. Don't be an asshole.

Philanthropy is Fun! This year we will be organizing a live auction Saturday, raising money for our furry friends at PAWS Chicago https://www.pawschicago.org/


Christmas but horror. Not like a whimsical, Burton-esque claymation musical. No my friend. Straight up horror holidays. Although I guess hashers will sing. But they aren't claymation. And dress like Jack if you want.

Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

Public Event

See the full list!

76 Hashers came

including:

Throat Job

(Peoria H3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
On on

Drill In My Box

(CH3)

Claim to Flame: The Abridged Version

(BigHumpH3)

Le Shartiste

(CH3)

Mr. Motherfucking Homodynamics, Esq

(ChiH3)

Bottom Wrangler

Chicago H3
...

Dick In My Ass Makes Me Gay (DIMA)

(Atomic Shit Show ...)

Backdoor Bizzle

(CH3)

Goath Throat

(BostonH3)

LikesItRuff

Chicago H3
...

The Dark Kunt

(ChiTh3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Double Stuffed

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Cheer me on so I can go go

(OBH3)

Cheeky Bastard

(Brooklyn H3)

Abortion Scrapbook Sr.

(SOH4)

Marbelous Asshole

(C2B3H4)

Blondie McFucksalot

(C2B3H4)

USS Cum On My Face

(Chicago H3)

Urine Love

(CH3)

Chunderellie Chunderellie

(BostonH3)

FaireRenPint 99

Chicago H3
...

Po-po Peepshow

(ChiH3)

Hawaii Five Hoes

(BigHumpH3)

Wrong Dong Thong

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Faster Funnier Fluffer

Minneapolis H3
...

Short Cummingz

Brass Monkey H3
...

Moaning Lisa

(BeijingH3)

I Want More

(ChiH3)

Just Michelle

(ChiH3)

Rip 'em Snip 'em

(ThirstH3)

Just Andrew

(WWh3)

Just The Tick (BigHumpH3)

Big Hump H3
Ticks Tits!

Hammock Your Way

(BH3)

Keyless Entry

(CH3)

Cheezy Balls

(BeijingH3)

North Bangher Alley

(ChiH3)

Road Head

Houston
...

Cum So Hard Me Die

(Denver H3)

Orgasm Famine

(BostonH3)

Complimentary Nuts

(CH3)

Zion

(Universe H3)

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

(Bushmen )

Steps in Shit

(CH3)

Rotten

(DCRW)

Wikipedophilia

(Poo Flingers H3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

California Larrikins
Former travel whore

JustMarso

(CH3)

OhDieMark!

Chicago H3
...

Namaste n Watch

(SPOTH3)

Bit in the Clit of Texas

(ThirstH3)

Faming Flaggett

(Dallas)

Bi-Hole Her

(CH3)

Just Elizabeth

(NYCH3)

rainbow fuckin' brite

Burlington H3
...

Choke N Stroke

(ChiH3)

Hot Mess Bench Press

(CH3)

Glory Hole

(CH3)

Sleepy Nom Noms

Chicago H3
...

I’m Fucking Nuts

(CH3)

Wet Spot

(BigHumpH3)

Just Charity

(Chicago H3)

One fuck chuck

(CH3)

Brother Incisor

(ThirstH3)

USSR

(KCH3)

Voulez Boobé

Big Hump H3
...

TSquatty Slavie

(BCH3)

Holey Dumpster Fire

(beantownh3)

Just Derek

(TrvlWhrH3)