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Organizers:
ABQH3 Presents 1000 Shitty Trails Down: Year of the Hare 2023
06/16 02:00 PM to 06/19 01:00 PM
A ABQH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $106
Albuquerque H3 is cumming upon its 1000th Trail! What better way to celebrate than with a 3-Day romp through some of the most beautiful areas of Historic Albuquerque!
Cost: 106.00 – Rego gets you drinks, brunch and dinner during the entire event plus some sweet ABQH3 Hab.
Check out the Facebook group to stay updated on the latest info!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/601020608539217
One Thousand Shitty Trails Down: The Year of the Hare
Whistles, New Shoes, Costumes, $$ for additional hab, stories from the old days, valid ID, and your best attitude!
Location Details
Hotel Zazz
Use group code: ABQH3
You will not be charged for your reservation until 15 days prior to check-in. Reservation secures room block. Please book rooms ASAP to prevent any muggles getting rooms.
Link: https://res.windsurfercrs.com/ibe/details.aspx?propertyid=17147&nights=1&checkin=6/16/2023&group=ABQH3&lang=en-us
Schedule of Events
5:00 pm Check-in/Registration/Gimmies @ Lobby/Meeting Center
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Asian Buffet)
8:00 pm Trail # 999: Onesie/Romper Room Crawl @ Z Lounge
Chalk Color: Blue Hares: Boujee & Poonie
*Food truck-ramen/Japanese street style (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Late Registration/Gimmies @ Meeting Center
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
12:00 pm Trail # 1000: Official 1000th Shitty Trail! @ Parking Lot
Chalk Color: Yellow Hares: Dot, EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina, Piggy Style
5:00 pm Pool Party/Strip Tease (Pasties) Competition/Old Timer Song Contest
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (BBQ)
8:00 pm 1000 Ways to Die in the West Jamboree
9:00 pm Costume Contest/Ofrenda/ABQH3 Presentation
*Food truck-BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Hab Sales @ Meeting Center
12:00 pm Beer/Malört/Fireball Mile @ Parking Lot
1:00 pm Trail # 1001: ABQH3 Hangover Trail
Chalk Color: Pink Hares: EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina
5:00 pm Final Event Circle @ Pool Lounge
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Italian)
8:00 pm Karaoke H3 @ Pool Lounge
8:00 pm Burlesque Show @ Z Lounge
*Food truck BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am GTFO Buffet/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Check-out
Public Event
including:
Alley Cat
(AH3)
DOT (This one time back in 69 dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot I was almost the eighth)
(ABQH3)
Slobber Bobber
(ABQH3)
PoolBoy
(ABQH3)
1-800-Kim-Shay
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Eee-Whore
(ABQH3)
Private Party Princess
(Honey Badger)
Just Liz
(PhoenixH3)
Honkers
(H4 Houston)
Worm
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Big Gulp
(Dallas)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
RU Cummingtonite
(BoulderH3)
Puke
(Houston H3)
Malortium 69
(ABQH3)
Titty Can You Hear Me
(ABQH3)
Just Erin
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Just Melissa
(ABQH3)
Dickhead
(Houston HHH)
How Much Lube Would an Upchuck Chuck if an Upchuck Could Chuck Lube
(ABQH3)
CockPit
(ABQH3)
Just Riis
(ABQH3)
Finger in the Dike
(Houston)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Sticky Lips
(Houston Hash)
The Hasher Formerly Known as Tip
(ABQH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex Mex
(ABQH3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Slytherin My Butt
(HSWTFH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston H3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Man Candy
(ABQH3)
Just Jason
(ABQH3)
EZ 2 Please
(ABQH3)
Twink of the North
(Kawh3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(BJH3)
Just Marc
(Kimchi)
Penis of Wal-Mart
(ABQH3)
Just Mary
(FTroopH3)
Party Pooper
(ABQH3)
Victoria
(PhoenixH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Founder Pounder
(AlohaH3)
Tether Heather
(AlamoH3)
Spermes
(DenverH3)
Used Rubber
( EPH3)
Just Ivy
(ABQH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Just Sean
(ABQH3)
Bee Fuck
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
Whale's Vagina
(ABQH3)
Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick
(BoulderH3)
Amsterdamnit Ill Do It Myself
(ABQH3)
Geek
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok Bacocky
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
This is for Fighting, This is for Fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Vanilla Gorilla
(Retired)
Subrubbit
(ABQH3)
Kilty Pleasure
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3, NomadH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Fu Man Chew Me
(Santa Fe)
Rain Bitch
(Houston)
Just Vikki
(albuqerque)
Just Loratta
(LBH3)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Truck Stop Steak Whore
(ABQH3)
Just Kayte
(ABQH3)
Tjerkoffsky
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Whornatholigist MD
(ABQH3)
Flamin' Gamin' Beaver Cleaver
(ABQH3)
Just Hugh
(Houston)
Halfpipe
(abqh3)
Abuellas Jizzy Quesadilla
(ABQH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
barefoot youngdung
(ABQH3)
Urethra Franklin
(Santa Fe)
Sir Cumsalot
(ABQH3)
Fried Green Tits
(ABQH3)
hobocop
(ABQH3)
Oxford Coma
(ABQH3)
Kitty Fucker
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(BJH3)
Indiana Bones
(QCH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Nobody Came
(PDXGDRH3)
MMMM, Head!
(Kawh3)
Ho Hey
(ABQH3)
Just Patricia
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
RaidR
(NVHHH)
Catalingus
(Abq h3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Candy Ass
Extra Virgin Gherkin Jerkin
(ABQH3)
Just Luke
(ABQH3)
Ba da ba ba bah I'm fuckin it!
(ABQH3)
I Eat Ass And I Would Do It Right Now
(KCH3)
Clit Clit Boom
(ABQH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Leeroy & Stitches
(El Paso H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Likes it in the Face (LINT)
(ABQH3)
FUPA
(Kawh3)
B Flat
(PhoenixH3)
Shame EWW
(BJH3)
Loser Teaser
(Long Beach H3)
Glamour Gams
(ABQH3)
Slutt Butt
(Houston HHH)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Foreign Soiled
(DenH3)
Boob Tube
(DWH3)
Pubio
(FTroopH3)
Pussy Pillow Treasure
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice (E=mc^2)
(EPH3)
Lorna Dunes
(ABQH3)
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