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Organizers:
ABQH3 Presents 1000 Shitty Trails Down: Year of the Hare 2023
06/16 02:00 PM to 06/19 01:00 PM
A ABQH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $106
Albuquerque H3 is cumming upon its 1000th Trail! What better way to celebrate than with a 3-Day romp through some of the most beautiful areas of Historic Albuquerque!
Cost: 106.00 – Rego gets you drinks, brunch and dinner during the entire event plus some sweet ABQH3 Hab.
Check out the Facebook group to stay updated on the latest info!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/601020608539217
One Thousand Shitty Trails Down: The Year of the Hare
Whistles, New Shoes, Costumes, $$ for additional hab, stories from the old days, valid ID, and your best attitude!
Location Details
Hotel Zazz
Use group code: ABQH3
You will not be charged for your reservation until 15 days prior to check-in. Reservation secures room block. Please book rooms ASAP to prevent any muggles getting rooms.
Link: https://res.windsurfercrs.com/ibe/details.aspx?propertyid=17147&nights=1&checkin=6/16/2023&group=ABQH3&lang=en-us
Schedule of Events
5:00 pm Check-in/Registration/Gimmies @ Lobby/Meeting Center
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Asian Buffet)
8:00 pm Trail # 999: Onesie/Romper Room Crawl @ Z Lounge
Chalk Color: Blue Hares: Boujee & Poonie
*Food truck-ramen/Japanese street style (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Late Registration/Gimmies @ Meeting Center
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
12:00 pm Trail # 1000: Official 1000th Shitty Trail! @ Parking Lot
Chalk Color: Yellow Hares: Dot, EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina, Piggy Style
5:00 pm Pool Party/Strip Tease (Pasties) Competition/Old Timer Song Contest
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (BBQ)
8:00 pm 1000 Ways to Die in the West Jamboree
9:00 pm Costume Contest/Ofrenda/ABQH3 Presentation
*Food truck-BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Hab Sales @ Meeting Center
12:00 pm Beer/Malört/Fireball Mile @ Parking Lot
1:00 pm Trail # 1001: ABQH3 Hangover Trail
Chalk Color: Pink Hares: EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina
5:00 pm Final Event Circle @ Pool Lounge
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Italian)
8:00 pm Karaoke H3 @ Pool Lounge
8:00 pm Burlesque Show @ Z Lounge
*Food truck BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am GTFO Buffet/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Check-out
Public Event
including:
Oxford Coma
(ABQH3)
Kitty Fucker
(ABQH3)
1-800-Kim-Shay
(ABQH3)
EZ 2 Please
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Just Jason
(ABQH3)
Boob Tube
(DWH3)
Bok Bok Bacocky
(ABQH3)
Slobber Bobber
(ABQH3)
This is for Fighting, This is for Fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Man Candy
(ABQH3)
Slytherin My Butt
(HSWTFH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
B Flat
(PhoenixH3)
Pubio
(FTroopH3)
Spermes
(DenverH3)
Just Loratta
(LBH3)
Halfpipe
(abqh3)
Honkers
(H4 Houston)
Dickhead
(Houston HHH)
Shame EWW
(BJH3)
Just Mary
(FTroopH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Just Patricia
(ABQH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Twink of the North
(Kawh3)
Dickie Do
(BJH3)
PoolBoy
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Hugh
(Houston)
Fried Green Tits
(ABQH3)
Eee-Whore
(ABQH3)
Just Melissa
(ABQH3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Likes it in the Face (LINT)
(ABQH3)
I Eat Ass And I Would Do It Right Now
(KCH3)
Finger in the Dike
(Houston)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Party Pooper
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Big Gulp
(Dallas)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Catalingus
(Abq h3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex Mex
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Nobody Came
(PDXGDRH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(BJH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Slutt Butt
(Houston HHH)
Truck Stop Steak Whore
(ABQH3)
How Much Lube Would an Upchuck Chuck if an Upchuck Could Chuck Lube
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3, NomadH3)
Indiana Bones
(QCH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(Retired)
RU Cummingtonite
(BoulderH3)
Victoria
(PhoenixH3)
Whale's Vagina
(ABQH3)
Flamin' Gamin' Beaver Cleaver
(ABQH3)
Just Erin
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
Subrubbit
(ABQH3)
Private Party Princess
(Honey Badger)
Rain Bitch
(Houston)
RaidR
(NVHHH)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Used Rubber
( EPH3)
CockPit
(ABQH3)
Clit Clit Boom
(ABQH3)
Fu Man Chew Me
(Santa Fe)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Bee Fuck
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
Abuellas Jizzy Quesadilla
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
barefoot youngdung
(ABQH3)
Leeroy & Stitches
(El Paso H3)
Pussy Pillow Treasure
(ABQH3)
Ho Hey
(ABQH3)
Tjerkoffsky
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Puke
(Houston H3)
Loser Teaser
(Long Beach H3)
Just Kayte
(ABQH3)
Ba da ba ba bah I'm fuckin it!
(ABQH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston H3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Just Sean
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Founder Pounder
(AlohaH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Just Vikki
(albuqerque)
Just Ivy
(ABQH3)
Amsterdamnit Ill Do It Myself
(ABQH3)
Lorna Dunes
(ABQH3)
Geek
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Just Riis
(ABQH3)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Just Luke
(ABQH3)
Malortium 69
(ABQH3)
Urethra Franklin
(Santa Fe)
Extra Virgin Gherkin Jerkin
(ABQH3)
Worm
(ABQH3)
Titty Can You Hear Me
(ABQH3)
hobocop
(ABQH3)
DOT (This one time back in 69 dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot I was almost the eighth)
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice (E=mc^2)
(EPH3)
Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick
(BoulderH3)
Foreign Soiled
(DenH3)
Just Liz
(PhoenixH3)
Whornatholigist MD
(ABQH3)
MMMM, Head!
(Kawh3)
The Hasher Formerly Known as Tip
(ABQH3)
Glamour Gams
(ABQH3)
Sticky Lips
(Houston Hash)
FUPA
(Kawh3)
Kilty Pleasure
(ABQH3)
Candy Ass
Inappropriate
(Houston)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Penis of Wal-Mart
(ABQH3)
Just Marc
(Kimchi)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Tether Heather
(AlamoH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Sir Cumsalot
(ABQH3)
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