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ABQH3 Presents 1000 Shitty Trails Down: Year of the Hare 2023
06/16 02:00 PM to 06/19 01:00 PM
A ABQH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $106
Albuquerque H3 is cumming upon its 1000th Trail! What better way to celebrate than with a 3-Day romp through some of the most beautiful areas of Historic Albuquerque!
Cost: 106.00 – Rego gets you drinks, brunch and dinner during the entire event plus some sweet ABQH3 Hab.
Check out the Facebook group to stay updated on the latest info!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/601020608539217
One Thousand Shitty Trails Down: The Year of the Hare
Whistles, New Shoes, Costumes, $$ for additional hab, stories from the old days, valid ID, and your best attitude!
Location Details
Hotel Zazz
Use group code: ABQH3
You will not be charged for your reservation until 15 days prior to check-in. Reservation secures room block. Please book rooms ASAP to prevent any muggles getting rooms.
Link: https://res.windsurfercrs.com/ibe/details.aspx?propertyid=17147&nights=1&checkin=6/16/2023&group=ABQH3&lang=en-us
Schedule of Events
5:00 pm Check-in/Registration/Gimmies @ Lobby/Meeting Center
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Asian Buffet)
8:00 pm Trail # 999: Onesie/Romper Room Crawl @ Z Lounge
Chalk Color: Blue Hares: Boujee & Poonie
*Food truck-ramen/Japanese street style (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Late Registration/Gimmies @ Meeting Center
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
12:00 pm Trail # 1000: Official 1000th Shitty Trail! @ Parking Lot
Chalk Color: Yellow Hares: Dot, EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina, Piggy Style
5:00 pm Pool Party/Strip Tease (Pasties) Competition/Old Timer Song Contest
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (BBQ)
8:00 pm 1000 Ways to Die in the West Jamboree
9:00 pm Costume Contest/Ofrenda/ABQH3 Presentation
*Food truck-BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Hab Sales @ Meeting Center
12:00 pm Beer/Malört/Fireball Mile @ Parking Lot
1:00 pm Trail # 1001: ABQH3 Hangover Trail
Chalk Color: Pink Hares: EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina
5:00 pm Final Event Circle @ Pool Lounge
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Italian)
8:00 pm Karaoke H3 @ Pool Lounge
8:00 pm Burlesque Show @ Z Lounge
*Food truck BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am GTFO Buffet/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Check-out
Public Event
including:
The Hasher Formerly Known as Tip
(ABQH3)
Sir Cumsalot
(ABQH3)
Candy Ass
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Nobody Came
(PDXGDRH3)
Abuellas Jizzy Quesadilla
(ABQH3)
Twink of the North
(Kawh3)
Glamour Gams
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Whale's Vagina
(ABQH3)
Victoria
(PhoenixH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston H3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Extra Virgin Gherkin Jerkin
(ABQH3)
Oxford Coma
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok Bacocky
(ABQH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Just Luke
(ABQH3)
Lorna Dunes
(ABQH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Just Melissa
(ABQH3)
Foreign Soiled
(DenH3)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Founder Pounder
(AlohaH3)
Sticky Lips
(Houston Hash)
Shame EWW
(BJH3)
Flamin' Gamin' Beaver Cleaver
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice (E=mc^2)
(EPH3)
Tether Heather
(AlamoH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex Mex
(ABQH3)
Just Vikki
(albuqerque)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Man Candy
(ABQH3)
Dickhead
(Houston HHH)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Likes it in the Face (LINT)
(ABQH3)
Tjerkoffsky
(ABQH3)
Fu Man Chew Me
(Santa Fe)
I Eat Ass And I Would Do It Right Now
(KCH3)
Indiana Bones
(QCH3)
hobocop
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Just Liz
(PhoenixH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Fried Green Tits
(ABQH3)
Finger in the Dike
(Houston)
Just Jason
(ABQH3)
Geek
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
( EPH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Slutt Butt
(Houston HHH)
Private Party Princess
(Honey Badger)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Slobber Bobber
(ABQH3)
MMMM, Head!
(Kawh3)
Halfpipe
(abqh3)
How Much Lube Would an Upchuck Chuck if an Upchuck Could Chuck Lube
(ABQH3)
Whornatholigist MD
(ABQH3)
Subrubbit
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Kitty Fucker
(ABQH3)
Truck Stop Steak Whore
(ABQH3)
Ba da ba ba bah I'm fuckin it!
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Just Loratta
(LBH3)
Titty Can You Hear Me
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Eee-Whore
(ABQH3)
Party Pooper
(ABQH3)
Just Marc
(Kimchi)
Just Mary
(FTroopH3)
RaidR
(NVHHH)
Just Kayte
(ABQH3)
Just Ivy
(ABQH3)
B Flat
(PhoenixH3)
This is for Fighting, This is for Fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3)
Penis of Wal-Mart
(ABQH3)
FUPA
(Kawh3)
Amsterdamnit Ill Do It Myself
(ABQH3)
Leeroy & Stitches
(El Paso H3)
Just Patricia
(ABQH3)
Kilty Pleasure
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
RU Cummingtonite
(BoulderH3)
Bee Fuck
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
Just Hugh
(Houston)
Honkers
(H4 Houston)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
DOT (This one time back in 69 dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot I was almost the eighth)
(ABQH3)
PoolBoy
(ABQH3)
Worm
(ABQH3)
Slytherin My Butt
(HSWTFH3)
Loser Teaser
(Long Beach H3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Rain Bitch
(Houston)
Spermes
(DenverH3)
Dickie Do
(BJH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Just Riis
(ABQH3)
Pubio
(FTroopH3)
CockPit
(ABQH3)
1-800-Kim-Shay
(ABQH3)
Malortium 69
(ABQH3)
Ho Hey
(ABQH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(Retired)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Puke
(Houston H3)
Boob Tube
(DWH3)
EZ 2 Please
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(BJH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Big Gulp
(Dallas)
Pussy Pillow Treasure
(ABQH3)
Catalingus
(Abq h3)
barefoot youngdung
(ABQH3)
Clit Clit Boom
(ABQH3)
Just Sean
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3, NomadH3)
Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick
(BoulderH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Urethra Franklin
(Santa Fe)
Just Erin
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
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