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ABQH3 Presents 1000 Shitty Trails Down: Year of the Hare 2023
06/16 02:00 PM to 06/19 01:00 PM
A ABQH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $106
Albuquerque H3 is cumming upon its 1000th Trail! What better way to celebrate than with a 3-Day romp through some of the most beautiful areas of Historic Albuquerque!
Cost: 106.00 – Rego gets you drinks, brunch and dinner during the entire event plus some sweet ABQH3 Hab.
Check out the Facebook group to stay updated on the latest info!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/601020608539217
One Thousand Shitty Trails Down: The Year of the Hare
Whistles, New Shoes, Costumes, $$ for additional hab, stories from the old days, valid ID, and your best attitude!
Location Details
Hotel Zazz
Use group code: ABQH3
You will not be charged for your reservation until 15 days prior to check-in. Reservation secures room block. Please book rooms ASAP to prevent any muggles getting rooms.
Link: https://res.windsurfercrs.com/ibe/details.aspx?propertyid=17147&nights=1&checkin=6/16/2023&group=ABQH3&lang=en-us
Schedule of Events
5:00 pm Check-in/Registration/Gimmies @ Lobby/Meeting Center
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Asian Buffet)
8:00 pm Trail # 999: Onesie/Romper Room Crawl @ Z Lounge
Chalk Color: Blue Hares: Boujee & Poonie
*Food truck-ramen/Japanese street style (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Late Registration/Gimmies @ Meeting Center
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
12:00 pm Trail # 1000: Official 1000th Shitty Trail! @ Parking Lot
Chalk Color: Yellow Hares: Dot, EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina, Piggy Style
5:00 pm Pool Party/Strip Tease (Pasties) Competition/Old Timer Song Contest
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (BBQ)
8:00 pm 1000 Ways to Die in the West Jamboree
9:00 pm Costume Contest/Ofrenda/ABQH3 Presentation
*Food truck-BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Hab Sales @ Meeting Center
12:00 pm Beer/Malört/Fireball Mile @ Parking Lot
1:00 pm Trail # 1001: ABQH3 Hangover Trail
Chalk Color: Pink Hares: EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina
5:00 pm Final Event Circle @ Pool Lounge
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Italian)
8:00 pm Karaoke H3 @ Pool Lounge
8:00 pm Burlesque Show @ Z Lounge
*Food truck BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am GTFO Buffet/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Check-out
Public Event
including:
The Hasher Formerly Known as Tip
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Boob Tube
(DWH3)
Sir Cumsalot
(ABQH3)
Whale's Vagina
(ABQH3)
Just Marc
(Kimchi)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
( EPH3)
Indiana Bones
(QCH3)
Worm
(ABQH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(Retired)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Flamin' Gamin' Beaver Cleaver
(ABQH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Just Sean
(ABQH3)
Extra Virgin Gherkin Jerkin
(ABQH3)
Just Luke
(ABQH3)
I Eat Ass And I Would Do It Right Now
(KCH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Ivy
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
DOT (This one time back in 69 dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot I was almost the eighth)
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Ho Hey
(ABQH3)
Penis of Wal-Mart
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok Bacocky
(ABQH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(BJH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Oxford Coma
(ABQH3)
How Much Lube Would an Upchuck Chuck if an Upchuck Could Chuck Lube
(ABQH3)
EZ 2 Please
(ABQH3)
Fu Man Chew Me
(Santa Fe)
Kilty Pleasure
(ABQH3)
RaidR
(NVHHH)
Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick
(BoulderH3)
Bee Fuck
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
CockPit
(ABQH3)
Dickhead
(Houston HHH)
Pubio
(FTroopH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Rain Bitch
(Houston)
Foreign Soiled
(DenH3)
Whornatholigist MD
(ABQH3)
Just Mary
(FTroopH3)
Spermes
(DenverH3)
Honkers
(H4 Houston)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
1-800-Kim-Shay
(ABQH3)
Shame EWW
(BJH3)
Just Kayte
(ABQH3)
Candy Ass
Amsterdamnit Ill Do It Myself
(ABQH3)
Just Patricia
(ABQH3)
Ba da ba ba bah I'm fuckin it!
(ABQH3)
Geek
(ABQH3)
Titty Can You Hear Me
(ABQH3)
Nobody Came
(PDXGDRH3)
Man Candy
(ABQH3)
hobocop
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Malortium 69
(ABQH3)
MMMM, Head!
(Kawh3)
Halfpipe
(abqh3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Dickie Do
(BJH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice (E=mc^2)
(EPH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston H3)
Truck Stop Steak Whore
(ABQH3)
Pussy Pillow Treasure
(ABQH3)
Subrubbit
(ABQH3)
Kitty Fucker
(ABQH3)
Slytherin My Butt
(HSWTFH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Just Vikki
(albuqerque)
Glamour Gams
(ABQH3)
PoolBoy
(ABQH3)
B Flat
(PhoenixH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex Mex
(ABQH3)
Fried Green Tits
(ABQH3)
Tether Heather
(AlamoH3)
Leeroy & Stitches
(El Paso H3)
Lorna Dunes
(ABQH3)
Catalingus
(Abq h3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Slutt Butt
(Houston HHH)
barefoot youngdung
(ABQH3)
Twink of the North
(Kawh3)
Big Gulp
(Dallas)
Loser Teaser
(Long Beach H3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Puke
(Houston H3)
Just Liz
(PhoenixH3)
Just Hugh
(Houston)
Finger in the Dike
(Houston)
Just Loratta
(LBH3)
Just Melissa
(ABQH3)
Slobber Bobber
(ABQH3)
Clit Clit Boom
(ABQH3)
RU Cummingtonite
(BoulderH3)
Private Party Princess
(Honey Badger)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Just Riis
(ABQH3)
Sticky Lips
(Houston Hash)
This is for Fighting, This is for Fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3)
Likes it in the Face (LINT)
(ABQH3)
FUPA
(Kawh3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3, NomadH3)
Eee-Whore
(ABQH3)
Party Pooper
(ABQH3)
Founder Pounder
(AlohaH3)
Victoria
(PhoenixH3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Tjerkoffsky
(ABQH3)
Abuellas Jizzy Quesadilla
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Urethra Franklin
(Santa Fe)
Just Erin
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
Just Jason
(ABQH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
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