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Organizers:

TACO

ABQH3

Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm

ABQH3 Presents 1000 Shitty Trails Down: Year of the Hare 2023

06/16 02:00 PM to 06/19 01:00 PM

A ABQH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $106

Albuquerque H3 is cumming upon its 1000th Trail! What better way to celebrate than with a 3-Day romp through some of the most beautiful areas of Historic Albuquerque!

Cost: 106.00 – Rego gets you drinks, brunch and dinner during the entire event plus some sweet ABQH3 Hab.

Please make all payments to:
PayPal.me/TACOHASHER (Nerd name Alanna Oakes)
Do not use PayPal link after rego completion
Please use friends and family! (PayPal)

Hurry and get your Hash Hotel rooms booked! All you need is a card to hold the reservation, card will not be charged until 15 days prior to event!

https://res.windsurfercrs.com/ibe/details.aspx?propertyid=17147&nights=1&checkin=6/16/2023&group=ABQH3&lang=en-us

Check out the Facebook group to stay updated on the latest info!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/601020608539217

More details to cum!


One Thousand Shitty Trails Down: The Year of the Hare

Whistles, New Shoes, Costumes, $$ for additional hab, stories from the old days, valid ID, and your best attitude!

Location Details

Hotel Zazz

3711 Central Ave NE Albuquerque, NM 87108

Hotel Zazz

Make a Reservation

Use group code: ABQH3

You will not be charged for your reservation until 15 days prior to check-in. Reservation secures room block. Please book rooms ASAP to prevent any muggles getting rooms.

Link: https://res.windsurfercrs.com/ibe/details.aspx?propertyid=17147&nights=1&checkin=6/16/2023&group=ABQH3&lang=en-us


Schedule of Events

Check in & Gimmies

Onesie/Romper Bar crawl on the world-famous Route 66!
Hares – Whole Lotta Cum & Boujee


1000th Trail through Historic Downtown Albuquerque
Turkey, Eagle, and Double Eagle trails
Hares – Dot, EZ 2 Please, Piggy Style

1000 Ways to Die in the West Themed Jamboree – Bring your best Western/Cowboy costumes!


Hangover Trail through the mountains of ABQ with the most scenic of views!
Hares – Boujee

1000 Shitty Trails Down – Event Circle

ABQH3 Hab Sales


Check Out


Public Event

See the full list!

84 Hashers cumming

including:

Clit Clit Boom

(ABQH3)

Spermes

(DenverH3)

Tether Heather

(AlamoH3)

Piggy Style

(ABQH3)

Just Stephanie

(ABQH3)

Indiana Bones

(QCH3)

04Whore

(TBH3)

Victoria

(PhoenixH3)

Malortium 69

(ABQH3)

Private Party Princess

(Honey Badger)

Meatless Wonder

Austin H3
...

Mass Ass-cension

(ABQH3)

Smearmeoff

(EPH3)

2holes

(Houston)

Party Pooper

(ABQH3)

Alley Cat

(AH3)

Sir Cumsalot

(ABQH3)

Sticky Lips

(Houston Hash)

Blue Diamond Hymen

jHavelina H3
...

TaunTaun Poontang (aka Poonie)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

TACO

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
Tantric Arachnid Canna...

Leeroy & Stitches

(El Paso H3)

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

Bok Bok Bacocky

(ABQH3)

BDSM

Okinawa H3
...

Eat=mycunt2wice (E=mc^2)

(EPH3)

Just Brian

(ABQH3)

Man Candy

(ABQH3)

Honkers

(H4 Houston)

hobocop

(ABQH3)

EZ 2 Please

(ABQH3)

Geek

(ABQH3)

Used Rubber

( EPH3)

Whale's Vagina

(ABQH3)

Geolojizz

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Cums Anyway

(Houston H3)

Top Shelf

Houston H3
Exiled in NOLA

Boujee

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
#BoujeeAF

Vaginal Vortex

(RPH3)

Burger Queen

Austin H3
...

Deep in the Throat of Tex Mex

(ABQH3)

Lorna Dunes

(ABQH3)

The Hasher Formerly Known as Tip

(ABQH3)

PG 6"

(ABQH3)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Flounder Pounder

(ABQH3)

Just Marc

(Kimchi)

Smegma Balls

Austin H3
...

Dickhead

(Houston HHH)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Mothball

Jacksonville H3
...

McPisser

Houston H3
...

Fur On Fur Off

(KMH3)

Swamp Gravy

DC Road Whores
Tequila is my spirit g...

Loser Teaser

(Long Beach H3)

Good Luck Fuck

Keep Austin Weird Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Battered

(EPH3)

Rain Bitch

(Houston)

Eat Friend and Enter

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

G.E.I.C.O

Kiss My Hash House Harriers
...

barefoot youngdung

(ABQH3)

CIA

Houston H3
...

Did-A-Foreskin

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Tiny Bubbles

(Houston H3)

BEEFEATER

Solstice H3
...

Pussy Pillow Treasure

(ABQH3)

Founder Pounder

(AlohaH3)

Slytherin My Butt

(HSWTFH3)

B Flat

(PhoenixH3)

Oxford Coma

(ABQH3)

Likes it in the Face (LINT)

(ABQH3)

RaguMe

(ABQH3)

U*Holy Mother Fluffer

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

Puke

(Houston H3)

Abuellas Jizzy Quesadilla

(ABQH3)

Auto Erotic Fixation

(ABQH3)

Just Jackson

(ABQH3)

Eee-Whore

(ABQH3)

Slutt Butt

(Houston HHH)

Ballsacajewea

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
Got Average Dick Energy?

Back Door Betty

Border jumper H3
“I’m a lady, and only ...

No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Whole Lotta Cum

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Singed Minge

(A2H3, NomadH3)