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Organizers:
ABQH3 Presents 1000 Shitty Trails Down: Year of the Hare 2023
06/16 02:00 PM to 06/19 01:00 PM
A ABQH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $106
Albuquerque H3 is cumming upon its 1000th Trail! What better way to celebrate than with a 3-Day romp through some of the most beautiful areas of Historic Albuquerque!
Cost: 106.00 – Rego gets you drinks, brunch and dinner during the entire event plus some sweet ABQH3 Hab.
Check out the Facebook group to stay updated on the latest info!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/601020608539217
One Thousand Shitty Trails Down: The Year of the Hare
Whistles, New Shoes, Costumes, $$ for additional hab, stories from the old days, valid ID, and your best attitude!
Location Details
Hotel Zazz
Use group code: ABQH3
You will not be charged for your reservation until 15 days prior to check-in. Reservation secures room block. Please book rooms ASAP to prevent any muggles getting rooms.
Link: https://res.windsurfercrs.com/ibe/details.aspx?propertyid=17147&nights=1&checkin=6/16/2023&group=ABQH3&lang=en-us
Schedule of Events
5:00 pm Check-in/Registration/Gimmies @ Lobby/Meeting Center
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Asian Buffet)
8:00 pm Trail # 999: Onesie/Romper Room Crawl @ Z Lounge
Chalk Color: Blue Hares: Boujee & Poonie
*Food truck-ramen/Japanese street style (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Late Registration/Gimmies @ Meeting Center
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
12:00 pm Trail # 1000: Official 1000th Shitty Trail! @ Parking Lot
Chalk Color: Yellow Hares: Dot, EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina, Piggy Style
5:00 pm Pool Party/Strip Tease (Pasties) Competition/Old Timer Song Contest
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (BBQ)
8:00 pm 1000 Ways to Die in the West Jamboree
9:00 pm Costume Contest/Ofrenda/ABQH3 Presentation
*Food truck-BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Hab Sales @ Meeting Center
12:00 pm Beer/Malört/Fireball Mile @ Parking Lot
1:00 pm Trail # 1001: ABQH3 Hangover Trail
Chalk Color: Pink Hares: EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina
5:00 pm Final Event Circle @ Pool Lounge
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Italian)
8:00 pm Karaoke H3 @ Pool Lounge
8:00 pm Burlesque Show @ Z Lounge
*Food truck BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am GTFO Buffet/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Check-out
Public Event
including:
Slutt Butt
(Houston HHH)
Slytherin My Butt
(HSWTFH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Founder Pounder
(AlohaH3)
Just Vikki
(albuqerque)
Just Sean
(ABQH3)
Truck Stop Steak Whore
(ABQH3)
Foreign Soiled
(DenH3)
Just Liz
(PhoenixH3)
Sir Cumsalot
(ABQH3)
Halfpipe
(abqh3)
Just Patricia
(ABQH3)
Private Party Princess
(Honey Badger)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Fu Man Chew Me
(Santa Fe)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Glamour Gams
(ABQH3)
This is for Fighting, This is for Fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3)
Rain Bitch
(Houston)
Singed Minge
(A2H3, NomadH3)
Kilty Pleasure
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Boob Tube
(DWH3)
Just Ivy
(ABQH3)
Man Candy
(ABQH3)
Dickhead
(Houston HHH)
Twink of the North
(Kawh3)
Just Luke
(ABQH3)
MMMM, Head!
(Kawh3)
Loser Teaser
(Long Beach H3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex Mex
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(BJH3)
Oxford Coma
(ABQH3)
DOT (This one time back in 69 dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot I was almost the eighth)
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Leeroy & Stitches
(El Paso H3)
Penis of Wal-Mart
(ABQH3)
Victoria
(PhoenixH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Extra Virgin Gherkin Jerkin
(ABQH3)
Spermes
(DenverH3)
Just Jason
(ABQH3)
Fried Green Tits
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Just Marc
(Kimchi)
I Eat Ass And I Would Do It Right Now
(KCH3)
Sticky Lips
(Houston Hash)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Just Riis
(ABQH3)
Candy Ass
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
How Much Lube Would an Upchuck Chuck if an Upchuck Could Chuck Lube
(ABQH3)
CockPit
(ABQH3)
RaidR
(NVHHH)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
EZ 2 Please
(ABQH3)
Just Loratta
(LBH3)
Worm
(ABQH3)
Amsterdamnit Ill Do It Myself
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Tjerkoffsky
(ABQH3)
hobocop
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok Bacocky
(ABQH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston H3)
Shame EWW
(BJH3)
Used Rubber
( EPH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Ba da ba ba bah I'm fuckin it!
(ABQH3)
Flamin' Gamin' Beaver Cleaver
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Nobody Came
(PDXGDRH3)
Eee-Whore
(ABQH3)
RU Cummingtonite
(BoulderH3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice (E=mc^2)
(EPH3)
Pussy Pillow Treasure
(ABQH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(BJH3)
Pubio
(FTroopH3)
Indiana Bones
(QCH3)
Just Kayte
(ABQH3)
Urethra Franklin
(Santa Fe)
Just Hugh
(Houston)
Just Melissa
(ABQH3)
Geek
(ABQH3)
Catalingus
(Abq h3)
Big Gulp
(Dallas)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Puke
(Houston H3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Likes it in the Face (LINT)
(ABQH3)
Malortium 69
(ABQH3)
Kitty Fucker
(ABQH3)
Honkers
(H4 Houston)
Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick
(BoulderH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(Retired)
Just Erin
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
barefoot youngdung
(ABQH3)
PoolBoy
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Clit Clit Boom
(ABQH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
B Flat
(PhoenixH3)
Lorna Dunes
(ABQH3)
Finger in the Dike
(Houston)
Just Mary
(FTroopH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
1-800-Kim-Shay
(ABQH3)
Bee Fuck
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
Subrubbit
(ABQH3)
Whornatholigist MD
(ABQH3)
Tether Heather
(AlamoH3)
The Hasher Formerly Known as Tip
(ABQH3)
Slobber Bobber
(ABQH3)
FUPA
(Kawh3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Ho Hey
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Party Pooper
(ABQH3)
Abuellas Jizzy Quesadilla
(ABQH3)
Titty Can You Hear Me
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
Whale's Vagina
(ABQH3)
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