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ABQH3 Presents 1000 Shitty Trails Down: Year of the Hare 2023
06/16 02:00 PM to 06/19 01:00 PM
A ABQH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $106
Albuquerque H3 is cumming upon its 1000th Trail! What better way to celebrate than with a 3-Day romp through some of the most beautiful areas of Historic Albuquerque!
Cost: 106.00 – Rego gets you drinks, brunch and dinner during the entire event plus some sweet ABQH3 Hab.
Check out the Facebook group to stay updated on the latest info!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/601020608539217
One Thousand Shitty Trails Down: The Year of the Hare
Whistles, New Shoes, Costumes, $$ for additional hab, stories from the old days, valid ID, and your best attitude!
Location Details
Hotel Zazz
Use group code: ABQH3
You will not be charged for your reservation until 15 days prior to check-in. Reservation secures room block. Please book rooms ASAP to prevent any muggles getting rooms.
Link: https://res.windsurfercrs.com/ibe/details.aspx?propertyid=17147&nights=1&checkin=6/16/2023&group=ABQH3&lang=en-us
Schedule of Events
5:00 pm Check-in/Registration/Gimmies @ Lobby/Meeting Center
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Asian Buffet)
8:00 pm Trail # 999: Onesie/Romper Room Crawl @ Z Lounge
Chalk Color: Blue Hares: Boujee & Poonie
*Food truck-ramen/Japanese street style (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Late Registration/Gimmies @ Meeting Center
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
12:00 pm Trail # 1000: Official 1000th Shitty Trail! @ Parking Lot
Chalk Color: Yellow Hares: Dot, EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina, Piggy Style
5:00 pm Pool Party/Strip Tease (Pasties) Competition/Old Timer Song Contest
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (BBQ)
8:00 pm 1000 Ways to Die in the West Jamboree
9:00 pm Costume Contest/Ofrenda/ABQH3 Presentation
*Food truck-BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Hab Sales @ Meeting Center
12:00 pm Beer/Malört/Fireball Mile @ Parking Lot
1:00 pm Trail # 1001: ABQH3 Hangover Trail
Chalk Color: Pink Hares: EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina
5:00 pm Final Event Circle @ Pool Lounge
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Italian)
8:00 pm Karaoke H3 @ Pool Lounge
8:00 pm Burlesque Show @ Z Lounge
*Food truck BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am GTFO Buffet/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Check-out
Public Event
including:
Just Melissa
(ABQH3)
Ba da ba ba bah I'm fuckin it!
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3, NomadH3)
Eee-Whore
(ABQH3)
Slobber Bobber
(ABQH3)
Just Patricia
(ABQH3)
Tether Heather
(AlamoH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(BJH3)
I Eat Ass And I Would Do It Right Now
(KCH3)
Big Gulp
(Dallas)
Just Jason
(ABQH3)
Clit Clit Boom
(ABQH3)
Malortium 69
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Just Kayte
(ABQH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston H3)
hobocop
(ABQH3)
MMMM, Head!
(Kawh3)
Just Mary
(FTroopH3)
Leeroy & Stitches
(El Paso H3)
Used Rubber
( EPH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice (E=mc^2)
(EPH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Kitty Fucker
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(BJH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Urethra Franklin
(Santa Fe)
RU Cummingtonite
(BoulderH3)
Finger in the Dike
(Houston)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Just Riis
(ABQH3)
1-800-Kim-Shay
(ABQH3)
Just Luke
(ABQH3)
Pubio
(FTroopH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
How Much Lube Would an Upchuck Chuck if an Upchuck Could Chuck Lube
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Truck Stop Steak Whore
(ABQH3)
Glamour Gams
(ABQH3)
Likes it in the Face (LINT)
(ABQH3)
DOT (This one time back in 69 dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot I was almost the eighth)
(ABQH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Kilty Pleasure
(ABQH3)
Just Marc
(Kimchi)
Slytherin My Butt
(HSWTFH3)
Subrubbit
(ABQH3)
Nobody Came
(PDXGDRH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Lorna Dunes
(ABQH3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Candy Ass
Foreign Soiled
(DenH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
RaidR
(NVHHH)
Ho Hey
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Extra Virgin Gherkin Jerkin
(ABQH3)
Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick
(BoulderH3)
Fu Man Chew Me
(Santa Fe)
Rain Bitch
(Houston)
Twink of the North
(Kawh3)
Founder Pounder
(AlohaH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Just Erin
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
Titty Can You Hear Me
(ABQH3)
Amsterdamnit Ill Do It Myself
(ABQH3)
Tjerkoffsky
(ABQH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(Retired)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Abuellas Jizzy Quesadilla
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Loser Teaser
(Long Beach H3)
Catalingus
(Abq h3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex Mex
(ABQH3)
Penis of Wal-Mart
(ABQH3)
CockPit
(ABQH3)
Just Sean
(ABQH3)
Worm
(ABQH3)
Shame EWW
(BJH3)
Just Loratta
(LBH3)
Indiana Bones
(QCH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Oxford Coma
(ABQH3)
Bee Fuck
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
Bok Bok Bacocky
(ABQH3)
EZ 2 Please
(ABQH3)
PoolBoy
(ABQH3)
This is for Fighting, This is for Fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3)
Honkers
(H4 Houston)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Pussy Pillow Treasure
(ABQH3)
Sir Cumsalot
(ABQH3)
Victoria
(PhoenixH3)
Spermes
(DenverH3)
Whornatholigist MD
(ABQH3)
Sticky Lips
(Houston Hash)
Just Liz
(PhoenixH3)
Whale's Vagina
(ABQH3)
Dickhead
(Houston HHH)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Slutt Butt
(Houston HHH)
Party Pooper
(ABQH3)
Just Vikki
(albuqerque)
Just Ivy
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Flamin' Gamin' Beaver Cleaver
(ABQH3)
Private Party Princess
(Honey Badger)
Man Candy
(ABQH3)
Puke
(Houston H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
Geek
(ABQH3)
Boob Tube
(DWH3)
FUPA
(Kawh3)
barefoot youngdung
(ABQH3)
Halfpipe
(abqh3)
The Hasher Formerly Known as Tip
(ABQH3)
Just Hugh
(Houston)
B Flat
(PhoenixH3)
Fried Green Tits
(ABQH3)
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