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ABQH3 Presents 1000 Shitty Trails Down: Year of the Hare 2023
06/16 02:00 PM to 06/19 01:00 PM
A ABQH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $106
Albuquerque H3 is cumming upon its 1000th Trail! What better way to celebrate than with a 3-Day romp through some of the most beautiful areas of Historic Albuquerque!
Cost: 106.00 – Rego gets you drinks, brunch and dinner during the entire event plus some sweet ABQH3 Hab.
Check out the Facebook group to stay updated on the latest info!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/601020608539217
One Thousand Shitty Trails Down: The Year of the Hare
Whistles, New Shoes, Costumes, $$ for additional hab, stories from the old days, valid ID, and your best attitude!
Location Details
Hotel Zazz
Use group code: ABQH3
You will not be charged for your reservation until 15 days prior to check-in. Reservation secures room block. Please book rooms ASAP to prevent any muggles getting rooms.
Link: https://res.windsurfercrs.com/ibe/details.aspx?propertyid=17147&nights=1&checkin=6/16/2023&group=ABQH3&lang=en-us
Schedule of Events
5:00 pm Check-in/Registration/Gimmies @ Lobby/Meeting Center
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Asian Buffet)
8:00 pm Trail # 999: Onesie/Romper Room Crawl @ Z Lounge
Chalk Color: Blue Hares: Boujee & Poonie
*Food truck-ramen/Japanese street style (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Late Registration/Gimmies @ Meeting Center
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
12:00 pm Trail # 1000: Official 1000th Shitty Trail! @ Parking Lot
Chalk Color: Yellow Hares: Dot, EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina, Piggy Style
5:00 pm Pool Party/Strip Tease (Pasties) Competition/Old Timer Song Contest
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (BBQ)
8:00 pm 1000 Ways to Die in the West Jamboree
9:00 pm Costume Contest/Ofrenda/ABQH3 Presentation
*Food truck-BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Hab Sales @ Meeting Center
12:00 pm Beer/Malört/Fireball Mile @ Parking Lot
1:00 pm Trail # 1001: ABQH3 Hangover Trail
Chalk Color: Pink Hares: EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina
5:00 pm Final Event Circle @ Pool Lounge
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Italian)
8:00 pm Karaoke H3 @ Pool Lounge
8:00 pm Burlesque Show @ Z Lounge
*Food truck BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am GTFO Buffet/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Check-out
Public Event
including:
Truck Stop Steak Whore
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
DOT (This one time back in 69 dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot I was almost the eighth)
(ABQH3)
Foreign Soiled
(DenH3)
Oxford Coma
(ABQH3)
Leeroy & Stitches
(El Paso H3)
Fu Man Chew Me
(Santa Fe)
Fried Green Tits
(ABQH3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Ho Hey
(ABQH3)
Founder Pounder
(AlohaH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Kitty Fucker
(ABQH3)
Flamin' Gamin' Beaver Cleaver
(ABQH3)
Geek
(ABQH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Whornatholigist MD
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
EZ 2 Please
(ABQH3)
Worm
(ABQH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Just Kayte
(ABQH3)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
I Eat Ass And I Would Do It Right Now
(KCH3)
How Much Lube Would an Upchuck Chuck if an Upchuck Could Chuck Lube
(ABQH3)
Just Melissa
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Penis of Wal-Mart
(ABQH3)
barefoot youngdung
(ABQH3)
Bee Fuck
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
Clit Clit Boom
(ABQH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston H3)
Pubio
(FTroopH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Indiana Bones
(QCH3)
Whale's Vagina
(ABQH3)
Spermes
(DenverH3)
Ba da ba ba bah I'm fuckin it!
(ABQH3)
Amsterdamnit Ill Do It Myself
(ABQH3)
Just Vikki
(albuqerque)
Just Ivy
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Nobody Came
(PDXGDRH3)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Glamour Gams
(ABQH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(BJH3)
Extra Virgin Gherkin Jerkin
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok Bacocky
(ABQH3)
Halfpipe
(abqh3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Finger in the Dike
(Houston)
Likes it in the Face (LINT)
(ABQH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Man Candy
(ABQH3)
PoolBoy
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
( EPH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Slutt Butt
(Houston HHH)
This is for Fighting, This is for Fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3)
B Flat
(PhoenixH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Big Gulp
(Dallas)
MMMM, Head!
(Kawh3)
Catalingus
(Abq h3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Abuellas Jizzy Quesadilla
(ABQH3)
Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick
(BoulderH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3, NomadH3)
Dickhead
(Houston HHH)
Shame EWW
(BJH3)
Sticky Lips
(Houston Hash)
Urethra Franklin
(Santa Fe)
Just Mary
(FTroopH3)
Pussy Pillow Treasure
(ABQH3)
Just Marc
(Kimchi)
Just Hugh
(Houston)
Party Pooper
(ABQH3)
Kilty Pleasure
(ABQH3)
Slytherin My Butt
(HSWTFH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex Mex
(ABQH3)
Honkers
(H4 Houston)
Puke
(Houston H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
Just Erin
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
Twink of the North
(Kawh3)
Just Jason
(ABQH3)
Just Patricia
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(BJH3)
Just Sean
(ABQH3)
The Hasher Formerly Known as Tip
(ABQH3)
Candy Ass
Malortium 69
(ABQH3)
Private Party Princess
(Honey Badger)
Lorna Dunes
(ABQH3)
Subrubbit
(ABQH3)
1-800-Kim-Shay
(ABQH3)
hobocop
(ABQH3)
Slobber Bobber
(ABQH3)
RU Cummingtonite
(BoulderH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice (E=mc^2)
(EPH3)
Rain Bitch
(Houston)
Boob Tube
(DWH3)
Just Liz
(PhoenixH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Just Riis
(ABQH3)
RaidR
(NVHHH)
Victoria
(PhoenixH3)
Loser Teaser
(Long Beach H3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Just Luke
(ABQH3)
Titty Can You Hear Me
(ABQH3)
CockPit
(ABQH3)
Tether Heather
(AlamoH3)
Eee-Whore
(ABQH3)
FUPA
(Kawh3)
Sir Cumsalot
(ABQH3)
Just Loratta
(LBH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(Retired)
Tjerkoffsky
(ABQH3)
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