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TACO

ABQH3

Tantric Arachnid Cannabis Orgasm

ABQH3 Presents 1000 Shitty Trails Down: Year of the Hare 2023

06/16 02:00 PM to 06/19 01:00 PM

A ABQH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $106

Albuquerque H3 is cumming upon its 1000th Trail! What better way to celebrate than with a 3-Day romp through some of the most beautiful areas of Historic Albuquerque!

Cost: 106.00 – Rego gets you drinks, brunch and dinner during the entire event plus some sweet ABQH3 Hab.
Check out the Facebook group to stay updated on the latest info!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/601020608539217


One Thousand Shitty Trails Down: The Year of the Hare

Whistles, New Shoes, Costumes, $$ for additional hab, stories from the old days, valid ID, and your best attitude!

Location Details

Hotel Zazz

3711 Central Ave NE Albuquerque, NM 87108

Hotel Zazz

Make a Reservation

Use group code: ABQH3

You will not be charged for your reservation until 15 days prior to check-in. Reservation secures room block. Please book rooms ASAP to prevent any muggles getting rooms.

Link: https://res.windsurfercrs.com/ibe/details.aspx?propertyid=17147&nights=1&checkin=6/16/2023&group=ABQH3&lang=en-us


Schedule of Events

5:00 pm Check-in/Registration/Gimmies @ Lobby/Meeting Center
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Asian Buffet)
8:00 pm Trail # 999: Onesie/Romper Room Crawl @ Z Lounge
Chalk Color: Blue Hares: Boujee & Poonie
*Food truck-ramen/Japanese street style (7pm-2am)


10:00 am Late Registration/Gimmies @ Meeting Center
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
12:00 pm Trail # 1000: Official 1000th Shitty Trail! @ Parking Lot
Chalk Color: Yellow Hares: Dot, EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina, Piggy Style
5:00 pm Pool Party/Strip Tease (Pasties) Competition/Old Timer Song Contest
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (BBQ)
8:00 pm 1000 Ways to Die in the West Jamboree
9:00 pm Costume Contest/Ofrenda/ABQH3 Presentation
*Food truck-BBQ (7pm-2am)


10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Hab Sales @ Meeting Center
12:00 pm Beer/Malört/Fireball Mile @ Parking Lot
1:00 pm Trail # 1001: ABQH3 Hangover Trail
Chalk Color: Pink Hares: EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina
5:00 pm Final Event Circle @ Pool Lounge
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Italian)
8:00 pm Karaoke H3 @ Pool Lounge
8:00 pm Burlesque Show @ Z Lounge
*Food truck BBQ (7pm-2am)


10:00 am GTFO Buffet/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Check-out


Public Event

See the full list!

167 Hashers came

including:

Just Sean

(ABQH3)

N.U.B.S.

PhoenixH3
Ah fuck, what've you h...

Eat=mycunt2wice (E=mc^2)

(EPH3)

Dickie Do

(BJH3)

PG 6"

(ABQH3)

Slytherin My Butt

(HSWTFH3)

B Flat

(PhoenixH3)

Just Melissa

(ABQH3)

TaunTaun Poontang (aka Poonie)

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jason

(ABQH3)

Auto Erotic Fixation

(ABQH3)

Stop, Drop, & Anal

Alamogordo H3
...

Just Liz

(PhoenixH3)

DEALT IT, FELT IT, SMELT IT

California Larrikins
MMHCD

Small in the Back Big in the Front

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

How Much Lube Would an Upchuck Chuck if an Upchuck Could Chuck Lube

(ABQH3)

Dickhead

(Houston HHH)

Top Shelf

Houston H3
Exiled in NOLA

Fried Green Tits

(ABQH3)

Used Rubber

( EPH3)

EZ 2 Please

(ABQH3)

E.R.I.C.

(TBimbosH3)

CockPit

(ABQH3)

Kitty Fucker

(ABQH3)

Slobber Bobber

(ABQH3)

Just Riis

(ABQH3)

RaidR

(NVHHH)

Just Hugh

(Houston)

Fu Man Chew Me

(Santa Fe)

Indiana Bones

(QCH3)

Piggy Style

(ABQH3)

Clit Clit Boom

(ABQH3)

Candy Ass

Huachucah3

Loser Teaser

(Long Beach H3)

Urethra Franklin

(Santa Fe)

Tether Heather

(AlamoH3)

Ralph in the Mouth

(BJH3)

Likes it in the Face (LINT)

(ABQH3)

barefoot youngdung

(ABQH3)

Mothball

Jacksonville H3
...

I Eat Ass And I Would Do It Right Now

(KCH3)

Party Pooper

(ABQH3)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Boujee

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
#BoujeeAF

Ambidickstrous

(ABQH3)

McPisser

Houston H3
...

Sir Cumsalot

(ABQH3)

Incontinent Babe Saver

(ABQH3)

Legend of the Hidden Tampon

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Ho Ho

(Dallas)

Foreign Soiled

(DenH3)

Vaginal Vortex

(RPH3)

Just Mary

(FTroopH3)

Just Kayte

(ABQH3)

Gary the shitstain

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Just Ivy

(ABQH3)

Meatless Wonder

Austin H3
...

Abuellas Jizzy Quesadilla

(ABQH3)

U*Holy Mother Fluffer

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

Shame EWW

(BJH3)

Ho Hey

(ABQH3)

Ivan WallCum

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
...

Malortium 69

(ABQH3)

Titty Can You Hear Me

(ABQH3)

Boob Tube

(DWH3)

Penis of Wal-Mart

(ABQH3)

Glamour Gams

(ABQH3)

Leeroy & Stitches

(El Paso H3)

Just Vikki

(albuqerque)

Oxford Coma

(ABQH3)

Lorna Dunes

(ABQH3)

Bok Bok Bacocky

(ABQH3)

Just Brian

(ABQH3)

Just Dillon

(ABQH3)

Blue Diamond Hymen

jHavelina H3
...

G.E.I.C.O

Kiss My Hash House Harriers
...

This is for Fighting, This is for Fun (TiffTiff)

(Colorado Kimchi H3)

Victoria

(PhoenixH3)

Mass Ass-cension

(ABQH3)

Honkers

(H4 Houston)

Just Luke

(ABQH3)

RaguMe

(ABQH3)

1-800-Kim-Shay

(ABQH3)

Finger in the Dike

(Houston)

Geolojizz

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Backside Bayou

Alamogordo H3
...

hobocop

(ABQH3)

Just Erin

(Albuqerque Hash H...)

PoolBoy

(ABQH3)

Extra Virgin Gherkin Jerkin

(ABQH3)

Singed Minge

(A2H3, NomadH3)

Worm

(ABQH3)

Big booty hoe

(EPH3)

Good Luck Fuck

Keep Austin Weird Hash House Harriers
...

Smearmeoff

(EPH3)

DOT (This one time back in 69 dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot I was almost the eighth)

(ABQH3)

Did-A-Foreskin

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Just Naudia

(ABQH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

No One Fucks Penguins Like Gaston

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Inappropriate

(Houston)

Private Party Princess

(Honey Badger)

Vanilla Gorilla

(Retired)

Tjerkoffsky

(ABQH3)

Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick

(BoulderH3)

Alley Cat

(AH3)

Spermes

(DenverH3)

Whale's Vagina

(ABQH3)

Subrubbit

(ABQH3)

Halfpipe

(abqh3)

Sperm Whale

Alamogordo H3
...

Big Gulp

(Dallas)

CIA

Houston H3
...

Fur On Fur Off

(KMH3)

Pubio

(FTroopH3)

Just Loratta

(LBH3)

Cums Anyway

(Houston H3)

Catalingus

(Abq h3)

Eee-Whore

(ABQH3)

Puke

(Houston H3)

Skittles Colon, taste the asshole

(ABQH3)

Finger Picking Good

(LRH3)

Pink Slit

(EPH3)

Geek

(ABQH3)

FUPA

(Kawh3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Whole Lotta Cum

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Cuban DickTaker

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Heartbreaker Dicktaker

(EPH3)

Pussy Pillow Treasure

(ABQH3)

Ballsacajewea

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
Got Average Dick Energy?

Lack-a-Virgin, Hey!

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
...

The Hasher Formerly Known as Tip

(ABQH3)

Founder Pounder

(AlohaH3)

Man Candy

(ABQH3)

Bee Fuck

(Albuqerque Hash H...)

TACO

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
Tantric Arachnid Canna...

MMMM, Head!

(Kawh3)

Deep in the Throat of Tex Mex

(ABQH3)

Reverse Bogart

(KissMyH3)

Just Patricia

(ABQH3)

Rain Bitch

(Houston)

Truck Stop Steak Whore

(ABQH3)

Ba da ba ba bah I'm fuckin it!

(ABQH3)

Twink of the North

(Kawh3)

Kilty Pleasure

(ABQH3)

RU Cummingtonite

(BoulderH3)

Slutt Butt

(Houston HHH)

Nobody Came

(PDXGDRH3)

Sticky Lips

(Houston Hash)

Burger Queen

Austin H3
...

Amsterdamnit Ill Do It Myself

(ABQH3)

BreakingVag

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Back Door Betty

Border jumper H3
“I’m a lady, and only ...

Fucking In Tents

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Whornatholigist MD

(ABQH3)

Captain Jackass Sparrow

(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)

Tiny Bubbles

(Houston H3)

Flamin' Gamin' Beaver Cleaver

(ABQH3)

BEEFEATER

Solstice H3
...

Eat Friend and Enter

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

Just Marc

(Kimchi)

Beer Battered

(EPH3)

Smegma Balls

Austin H3
...