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Organizers:
ABQH3 Presents 1000 Shitty Trails Down: Year of the Hare 2023
06/16 02:00 PM to 06/19 01:00 PM
A ABQH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $106
Albuquerque H3 is cumming upon its 1000th Trail! What better way to celebrate than with a 3-Day romp through some of the most beautiful areas of Historic Albuquerque!
Cost: 106.00 – Rego gets you drinks, brunch and dinner during the entire event plus some sweet ABQH3 Hab.
Check out the Facebook group to stay updated on the latest info!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/601020608539217
One Thousand Shitty Trails Down: The Year of the Hare
Whistles, New Shoes, Costumes, $$ for additional hab, stories from the old days, valid ID, and your best attitude!
Location Details
Hotel Zazz
Use group code: ABQH3
You will not be charged for your reservation until 15 days prior to check-in. Reservation secures room block. Please book rooms ASAP to prevent any muggles getting rooms.
Link: https://res.windsurfercrs.com/ibe/details.aspx?propertyid=17147&nights=1&checkin=6/16/2023&group=ABQH3&lang=en-us
Schedule of Events
5:00 pm Check-in/Registration/Gimmies @ Lobby/Meeting Center
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Asian Buffet)
8:00 pm Trail # 999: Onesie/Romper Room Crawl @ Z Lounge
Chalk Color: Blue Hares: Boujee & Poonie
*Food truck-ramen/Japanese street style (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Late Registration/Gimmies @ Meeting Center
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
12:00 pm Trail # 1000: Official 1000th Shitty Trail! @ Parking Lot
Chalk Color: Yellow Hares: Dot, EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina, Piggy Style
5:00 pm Pool Party/Strip Tease (Pasties) Competition/Old Timer Song Contest
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (BBQ)
8:00 pm 1000 Ways to Die in the West Jamboree
9:00 pm Costume Contest/Ofrenda/ABQH3 Presentation
*Food truck-BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Hab Sales @ Meeting Center
12:00 pm Beer/Malört/Fireball Mile @ Parking Lot
1:00 pm Trail # 1001: ABQH3 Hangover Trail
Chalk Color: Pink Hares: EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina
5:00 pm Final Event Circle @ Pool Lounge
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Italian)
8:00 pm Karaoke H3 @ Pool Lounge
8:00 pm Burlesque Show @ Z Lounge
*Food truck BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am GTFO Buffet/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Check-out
Public Event
including:
Ho Hey
(ABQH3)
RaidR
(NVHHH)
MMMM, Head!
(Kawh3)
How Much Lube Would an Upchuck Chuck if an Upchuck Could Chuck Lube
(ABQH3)
Puke
(Houston H3)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Candy Ass
Dickhead
(Houston HHH)
EZ 2 Please
(ABQH3)
Just Patricia
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
Penis of Wal-Mart
(ABQH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Titty Can You Hear Me
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Tether Heather
(AlamoH3)
Lorna Dunes
(ABQH3)
Whornatholigist MD
(ABQH3)
The Hasher Formerly Known as Tip
(ABQH3)
Extra Virgin Gherkin Jerkin
(ABQH3)
Founder Pounder
(AlohaH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Leeroy & Stitches
(El Paso H3)
Man Candy
(ABQH3)
Just Sean
(ABQH3)
B Flat
(PhoenixH3)
Just Melissa
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Geek
(ABQH3)
Clit Clit Boom
(ABQH3)
Just Luke
(ABQH3)
Rain Bitch
(Houston)
I Eat Ass And I Would Do It Right Now
(KCH3)
Urethra Franklin
(Santa Fe)
PoolBoy
(ABQH3)
Foreign Soiled
(DenH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Boob Tube
(DWH3)
Truck Stop Steak Whore
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(BJH3)
Glamour Gams
(ABQH3)
Just Liz
(PhoenixH3)
Twink of the North
(Kawh3)
Shame EWW
(BJH3)
CockPit
(ABQH3)
Kitty Fucker
(ABQH3)
Spermes
(DenverH3)
Loser Teaser
(Long Beach H3)
Just Kayte
(ABQH3)
Abuellas Jizzy Quesadilla
(ABQH3)
Whale's Vagina
(ABQH3)
Eee-Whore
(ABQH3)
Just Jason
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(Retired)
Slytherin My Butt
(HSWTFH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Honkers
(H4 Houston)
Finger in the Dike
(Houston)
Just Erin
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
Ba da ba ba bah I'm fuckin it!
(ABQH3)
Worm
(ABQH3)
This is for Fighting, This is for Fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3)
Just Vikki
(albuqerque)
hobocop
(ABQH3)
Nobody Came
(PDXGDRH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Catalingus
(Abq h3)
Bee Fuck
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
Fu Man Chew Me
(Santa Fe)
Party Pooper
(ABQH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Pubio
(FTroopH3)
Pussy Pillow Treasure
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
( EPH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Amsterdamnit Ill Do It Myself
(ABQH3)
Malortium 69
(ABQH3)
Kilty Pleasure
(ABQH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3, NomadH3)
Private Party Princess
(Honey Badger)
Slobber Bobber
(ABQH3)
Oxford Coma
(ABQH3)
Sticky Lips
(Houston Hash)
Bok Bok Bacocky
(ABQH3)
Indiana Bones
(QCH3)
1-800-Kim-Shay
(ABQH3)
Sir Cumsalot
(ABQH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Halfpipe
(abqh3)
Likes it in the Face (LINT)
(ABQH3)
DOT (This one time back in 69 dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot I was almost the eighth)
(ABQH3)
barefoot youngdung
(ABQH3)
Just Marc
(Kimchi)
Deep in the Throat of Tex Mex
(ABQH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Dickie Do
(BJH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Flamin' Gamin' Beaver Cleaver
(ABQH3)
Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick
(BoulderH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Fried Green Tits
(ABQH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Subrubbit
(ABQH3)
FUPA
(Kawh3)
Tjerkoffsky
(ABQH3)
Just Mary
(FTroopH3)
Just Hugh
(Houston)
Just Ivy
(ABQH3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Victoria
(PhoenixH3)
Just Riis
(ABQH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston H3)
Just Loratta
(LBH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice (E=mc^2)
(EPH3)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Big Gulp
(Dallas)
RU Cummingtonite
(BoulderH3)
Slutt Butt
(Houston HHH)
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