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ABQH3 Presents 1000 Shitty Trails Down: Year of the Hare 2023
06/16 02:00 PM to 06/19 01:00 PM
A ABQH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $106
Albuquerque H3 is cumming upon its 1000th Trail! What better way to celebrate than with a 3-Day romp through some of the most beautiful areas of Historic Albuquerque!
Cost: 106.00 – Rego gets you drinks, brunch and dinner during the entire event plus some sweet ABQH3 Hab.
Check out the Facebook group to stay updated on the latest info!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/601020608539217
One Thousand Shitty Trails Down: The Year of the Hare
Whistles, New Shoes, Costumes, $$ for additional hab, stories from the old days, valid ID, and your best attitude!
Location Details
Hotel Zazz
Use group code: ABQH3
You will not be charged for your reservation until 15 days prior to check-in. Reservation secures room block. Please book rooms ASAP to prevent any muggles getting rooms.
Link: https://res.windsurfercrs.com/ibe/details.aspx?propertyid=17147&nights=1&checkin=6/16/2023&group=ABQH3&lang=en-us
Schedule of Events
5:00 pm Check-in/Registration/Gimmies @ Lobby/Meeting Center
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Asian Buffet)
8:00 pm Trail # 999: Onesie/Romper Room Crawl @ Z Lounge
Chalk Color: Blue Hares: Boujee & Poonie
*Food truck-ramen/Japanese street style (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Late Registration/Gimmies @ Meeting Center
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
12:00 pm Trail # 1000: Official 1000th Shitty Trail! @ Parking Lot
Chalk Color: Yellow Hares: Dot, EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina, Piggy Style
5:00 pm Pool Party/Strip Tease (Pasties) Competition/Old Timer Song Contest
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (BBQ)
8:00 pm 1000 Ways to Die in the West Jamboree
9:00 pm Costume Contest/Ofrenda/ABQH3 Presentation
*Food truck-BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Hab Sales @ Meeting Center
12:00 pm Beer/Malört/Fireball Mile @ Parking Lot
1:00 pm Trail # 1001: ABQH3 Hangover Trail
Chalk Color: Pink Hares: EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina
5:00 pm Final Event Circle @ Pool Lounge
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Italian)
8:00 pm Karaoke H3 @ Pool Lounge
8:00 pm Burlesque Show @ Z Lounge
*Food truck BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am GTFO Buffet/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Check-out
Public Event
including:
Oxford Coma
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Slobber Bobber
(ABQH3)
Finger in the Dike
(Houston)
Penis of Wal-Mart
(ABQH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
I Eat Ass And I Would Do It Right Now
(KCH3)
Leeroy & Stitches
(El Paso H3)
Worm
(ABQH3)
Pussy Pillow Treasure
(ABQH3)
Just Jason
(ABQH3)
EZ 2 Please
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Tether Heather
(AlamoH3)
Malortium 69
(ABQH3)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
RaidR
(NVHHH)
Private Party Princess
(Honey Badger)
Just Mary
(FTroopH3)
Just Ivy
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Amsterdamnit Ill Do It Myself
(ABQH3)
Kitty Fucker
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok Bacocky
(ABQH3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Just Hugh
(Houston)
Victoria
(PhoenixH3)
Just Kayte
(ABQH3)
Kilty Pleasure
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Geek
(ABQH3)
Nobody Came
(PDXGDRH3)
Fried Green Tits
(ABQH3)
Ho Hey
(ABQH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
hobocop
(ABQH3)
Likes it in the Face (LINT)
(ABQH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Tjerkoffsky
(ABQH3)
Just Melissa
(ABQH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Truck Stop Steak Whore
(ABQH3)
MMMM, Head!
(Kawh3)
Indiana Bones
(QCH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice (E=mc^2)
(EPH3)
Sticky Lips
(Houston Hash)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Catalingus
(Abq h3)
Whornatholigist MD
(ABQH3)
Just Erin
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
barefoot youngdung
(ABQH3)
Shame EWW
(BJH3)
Twink of the North
(Kawh3)
Spermes
(DenverH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3, NomadH3)
Urethra Franklin
(Santa Fe)
Halfpipe
(abqh3)
1-800-Kim-Shay
(ABQH3)
Just Sean
(ABQH3)
Big Gulp
(Dallas)
Honkers
(H4 Houston)
Party Pooper
(ABQH3)
This is for Fighting, This is for Fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Sir Cumsalot
(ABQH3)
Pubio
(FTroopH3)
Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick
(BoulderH3)
Abuellas Jizzy Quesadilla
(ABQH3)
Fu Man Chew Me
(Santa Fe)
Ralph in the Mouth
(BJH3)
Candy Ass
RU Cummingtonite
(BoulderH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Lorna Dunes
(ABQH3)
FUPA
(Kawh3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(Retired)
Foreign Soiled
(DenH3)
Bee Fuck
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Slytherin My Butt
(HSWTFH3)
B Flat
(PhoenixH3)
Rain Bitch
(Houston)
Eee-Whore
(ABQH3)
Whale's Vagina
(ABQH3)
DOT (This one time back in 69 dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot I was almost the eighth)
(ABQH3)
Just Luke
(ABQH3)
Loser Teaser
(Long Beach H3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Flamin' Gamin' Beaver Cleaver
(ABQH3)
Just Riis
(ABQH3)
Ba da ba ba bah I'm fuckin it!
(ABQH3)
CockPit
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(BJH3)
Just Patricia
(ABQH3)
Boob Tube
(DWH3)
Man Candy
(ABQH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
How Much Lube Would an Upchuck Chuck if an Upchuck Could Chuck Lube
(ABQH3)
Clit Clit Boom
(ABQH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex Mex
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston H3)
Subrubbit
(ABQH3)
Just Vikki
(albuqerque)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Founder Pounder
(AlohaH3)
Glamour Gams
(ABQH3)
Extra Virgin Gherkin Jerkin
(ABQH3)
Titty Can You Hear Me
(ABQH3)
PoolBoy
(ABQH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Just Marc
(Kimchi)
Just Liz
(PhoenixH3)
The Hasher Formerly Known as Tip
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
( EPH3)
Slutt Butt
(Houston HHH)
Just Loratta
(LBH3)
Dickhead
(Houston HHH)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Puke
(Houston H3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
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