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ABQH3 Presents 1000 Shitty Trails Down: Year of the Hare 2023
06/16 02:00 PM to 06/19 01:00 PM
A ABQH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $106
Albuquerque H3 is cumming upon its 1000th Trail! What better way to celebrate than with a 3-Day romp through some of the most beautiful areas of Historic Albuquerque!
Cost: 106.00 – Rego gets you drinks, brunch and dinner during the entire event plus some sweet ABQH3 Hab.
Check out the Facebook group to stay updated on the latest info!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/601020608539217
One Thousand Shitty Trails Down: The Year of the Hare
Whistles, New Shoes, Costumes, $$ for additional hab, stories from the old days, valid ID, and your best attitude!
Location Details
Hotel Zazz
Use group code: ABQH3
You will not be charged for your reservation until 15 days prior to check-in. Reservation secures room block. Please book rooms ASAP to prevent any muggles getting rooms.
Link: https://res.windsurfercrs.com/ibe/details.aspx?propertyid=17147&nights=1&checkin=6/16/2023&group=ABQH3&lang=en-us
Schedule of Events
5:00 pm Check-in/Registration/Gimmies @ Lobby/Meeting Center
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Asian Buffet)
8:00 pm Trail # 999: Onesie/Romper Room Crawl @ Z Lounge
Chalk Color: Blue Hares: Boujee & Poonie
*Food truck-ramen/Japanese street style (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Late Registration/Gimmies @ Meeting Center
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
12:00 pm Trail # 1000: Official 1000th Shitty Trail! @ Parking Lot
Chalk Color: Yellow Hares: Dot, EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina, Piggy Style
5:00 pm Pool Party/Strip Tease (Pasties) Competition/Old Timer Song Contest
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (BBQ)
8:00 pm 1000 Ways to Die in the West Jamboree
9:00 pm Costume Contest/Ofrenda/ABQH3 Presentation
*Food truck-BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Hab Sales @ Meeting Center
12:00 pm Beer/Malört/Fireball Mile @ Parking Lot
1:00 pm Trail # 1001: ABQH3 Hangover Trail
Chalk Color: Pink Hares: EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina
5:00 pm Final Event Circle @ Pool Lounge
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Italian)
8:00 pm Karaoke H3 @ Pool Lounge
8:00 pm Burlesque Show @ Z Lounge
*Food truck BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am GTFO Buffet/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Check-out
Public Event
including:
Just Melissa
(ABQH3)
Just Riis
(ABQH3)
Tether Heather
(AlamoH3)
Flamin' Gamin' Beaver Cleaver
(ABQH3)
Extra Virgin Gherkin Jerkin
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
( EPH3)
barefoot youngdung
(ABQH3)
Eee-Whore
(ABQH3)
Whornatholigist MD
(ABQH3)
Whale's Vagina
(ABQH3)
MMMM, Head!
(Kawh3)
Big Gulp
(Dallas)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Deep in the Throat of Tex Mex
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
I Eat Ass And I Would Do It Right Now
(KCH3)
How Much Lube Would an Upchuck Chuck if an Upchuck Could Chuck Lube
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Pubio
(FTroopH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Just Ivy
(ABQH3)
Urethra Franklin
(Santa Fe)
Eat=mycunt2wice (E=mc^2)
(EPH3)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Candy Ass
Malortium 69
(ABQH3)
Tjerkoffsky
(ABQH3)
Just Jason
(ABQH3)
Just Liz
(PhoenixH3)
CockPit
(ABQH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Likes it in the Face (LINT)
(ABQH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Kayte
(ABQH3)
Oxford Coma
(ABQH3)
Puke
(Houston H3)
Just Erin
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
Just Mary
(FTroopH3)
Abuellas Jizzy Quesadilla
(ABQH3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
Party Pooper
(ABQH3)
Halfpipe
(abqh3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Founder Pounder
(AlohaH3)
Titty Can You Hear Me
(ABQH3)
B Flat
(PhoenixH3)
Just Sean
(ABQH3)
Clit Clit Boom
(ABQH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(Retired)
Just Marc
(Kimchi)
Spermes
(DenverH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Ba da ba ba bah I'm fuckin it!
(ABQH3)
Man Candy
(ABQH3)
Honkers
(H4 Houston)
Twink of the North
(Kawh3)
Glamour Gams
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok Bacocky
(ABQH3)
Shame EWW
(BJH3)
Fu Man Chew Me
(Santa Fe)
Sir Cumsalot
(ABQH3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(BJH3)
Geek
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
Pussy Pillow Treasure
(ABQH3)
Just Luke
(ABQH3)
FUPA
(Kawh3)
Lorna Dunes
(ABQH3)
This is for Fighting, This is for Fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
DOT (This one time back in 69 dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot I was almost the eighth)
(ABQH3)
Truck Stop Steak Whore
(ABQH3)
Finger in the Dike
(Houston)
Dickie Do
(BJH3)
1-800-Kim-Shay
(ABQH3)
Amsterdamnit Ill Do It Myself
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Indiana Bones
(QCH3)
RaidR
(NVHHH)
Just Loratta
(LBH3)
Slytherin My Butt
(HSWTFH3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3, NomadH3)
Boob Tube
(DWH3)
Worm
(ABQH3)
EZ 2 Please
(ABQH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Ho Hey
(ABQH3)
Leeroy & Stitches
(El Paso H3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Nobody Came
(PDXGDRH3)
Dickhead
(Houston HHH)
Foreign Soiled
(DenH3)
RU Cummingtonite
(BoulderH3)
Penis of Wal-Mart
(ABQH3)
PoolBoy
(ABQH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Slobber Bobber
(ABQH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston H3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Slutt Butt
(Houston HHH)
The Hasher Formerly Known as Tip
(ABQH3)
Sticky Lips
(Houston Hash)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Just Patricia
(ABQH3)
Just Hugh
(Houston)
Fried Green Tits
(ABQH3)
Kitty Fucker
(ABQH3)
Just Vikki
(albuqerque)
Bee Fuck
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
Catalingus
(Abq h3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Victoria
(PhoenixH3)
Kilty Pleasure
(ABQH3)
Private Party Princess
(Honey Badger)
hobocop
(ABQH3)
Rain Bitch
(Houston)
Subrubbit
(ABQH3)
Loser Teaser
(Long Beach H3)
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick
(BoulderH3)
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