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ABQH3 Presents 1000 Shitty Trails Down: Year of the Hare 2023
06/16 02:00 PM to 06/19 01:00 PM
A ABQH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $106
Albuquerque H3 is cumming upon its 1000th Trail! What better way to celebrate than with a 3-Day romp through some of the most beautiful areas of Historic Albuquerque!
Cost: 106.00 – Rego gets you drinks, brunch and dinner during the entire event plus some sweet ABQH3 Hab.
Check out the Facebook group to stay updated on the latest info!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/601020608539217
One Thousand Shitty Trails Down: The Year of the Hare
Whistles, New Shoes, Costumes, $$ for additional hab, stories from the old days, valid ID, and your best attitude!
Location Details
Hotel Zazz
Use group code: ABQH3
You will not be charged for your reservation until 15 days prior to check-in. Reservation secures room block. Please book rooms ASAP to prevent any muggles getting rooms.
Link: https://res.windsurfercrs.com/ibe/details.aspx?propertyid=17147&nights=1&checkin=6/16/2023&group=ABQH3&lang=en-us
Schedule of Events
5:00 pm Check-in/Registration/Gimmies @ Lobby/Meeting Center
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Asian Buffet)
8:00 pm Trail # 999: Onesie/Romper Room Crawl @ Z Lounge
Chalk Color: Blue Hares: Boujee & Poonie
*Food truck-ramen/Japanese street style (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Late Registration/Gimmies @ Meeting Center
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
12:00 pm Trail # 1000: Official 1000th Shitty Trail! @ Parking Lot
Chalk Color: Yellow Hares: Dot, EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina, Piggy Style
5:00 pm Pool Party/Strip Tease (Pasties) Competition/Old Timer Song Contest
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (BBQ)
8:00 pm 1000 Ways to Die in the West Jamboree
9:00 pm Costume Contest/Ofrenda/ABQH3 Presentation
*Food truck-BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am Brunch/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Hab Sales @ Meeting Center
12:00 pm Beer/Malört/Fireball Mile @ Parking Lot
1:00 pm Trail # 1001: ABQH3 Hangover Trail
Chalk Color: Pink Hares: EZ 2 Please, Whales Vagina
5:00 pm Final Event Circle @ Pool Lounge
7:00 pm Dinner Buffet @ Meeting Center (Italian)
8:00 pm Karaoke H3 @ Pool Lounge
8:00 pm Burlesque Show @ Z Lounge
*Food truck BBQ (7pm-2am)
10:00 am GTFO Buffet/Mimosa/Bloody Mary Bar/Morning Stretch @ Pool
11:00 am Check-out
Public Event
including:
Mass Ass-cension
(ABQH3)
Worm
(ABQH3)
Just Melissa
(ABQH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Incontinent Babe Saver
(ABQH3)
Piggy Style
(ABQH3)
Loser Teaser
(Long Beach H3)
RU Cummingtonite
(BoulderH3)
Victoria
(PhoenixH3)
Vanilla Gorilla
(Retired)
Just Brian
(ABQH3)
Private Party Princess
(Honey Badger)
Halfpipe
(abqh3)
Inappropriate
(Houston)
Just Luke
(ABQH3)
Likes it in the Face (LINT)
(ABQH3)
Just Sean
(ABQH3)
Just Mary
(FTroopH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Slutt Butt
(Houston HHH)
Fu Man Chew Me
(Santa Fe)
B Flat
(PhoenixH3)
Just Dillon
(ABQH3)
Just Hugh
(Houston)
Alley Cat
(AH3)
Shame EWW
(BJH3)
Slytherin My Butt
(HSWTFH3)
PG 6"
(ABQH3)
Just Ivy
(ABQH3)
Bok Bok Bacocky
(ABQH3)
Just Erin
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
Whale's Vagina
(ABQH3)
Whornatholigist MD
(ABQH3)
CockPit
(ABQH3)
Just Vikki
(albuqerque)
Cums Anyway
(Houston H3)
Singed Minge
(A2H3, NomadH3)
Just Patricia
(ABQH3)
Pussy Pillow Treasure
(ABQH3)
Pubio
(FTroopH3)
Indiana Bones
(QCH3)
Ho Ho
(Dallas)
Smearmeoff
(EPH3)
Urethra Franklin
(Santa Fe)
barefoot youngdung
(ABQH3)
Titty Can You Hear Me
(ABQH3)
Sir Cumsalot
(ABQH3)
Ambidickstrous
(ABQH3)
PoolBoy
(ABQH3)
Abuellas Jizzy Quesadilla
(ABQH3)
How Much Lube Would an Upchuck Chuck if an Upchuck Could Chuck Lube
(ABQH3)
Party Pooper
(ABQH3)
Reverse Bogart
(KissMyH3)
RaidR
(NVHHH)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Just Jason
(ABQH3)
Pink Slit
(EPH3)
Slobber Bobber
(ABQH3)
Captain Jackass Sparrow
(Voodoo Hash Hash ...)
Sticky Lips
(Houston Hash)
Weird Ball Yank-a-Dick
(BoulderH3)
Fried Green Tits
(ABQH3)
Foreign Soiled
(DenH3)
Just Liz
(PhoenixH3)
Just Marc
(Kimchi)
I Eat Ass And I Would Do It Right Now
(KCH3)
Eat=mycunt2wice (E=mc^2)
(EPH3)
Just Riis
(ABQH3)
Dickie Do
(BJH3)
Puke
(Houston H3)
Ralph in the Mouth
(BJH3)
Leeroy & Stitches
(El Paso H3)
Just Loratta
(LBH3)
Spermes
(DenverH3)
Clit Clit Boom
(ABQH3)
Rain Bitch
(Houston)
Man Candy
(ABQH3)
Eee-Whore
(ABQH3)
Boob Tube
(DWH3)
Tjerkoffsky
(ABQH3)
Skittles Colon, taste the asshole
(ABQH3)
Used Rubber
( EPH3)
Oxford Coma
(ABQH3)
Geek
(ABQH3)
Penis of Wal-Mart
(ABQH3)
Dickhead
(Houston HHH)
This is for Fighting, This is for Fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3)
Twink of the North
(Kawh3)
Candy Ass
Deep in the Throat of Tex Mex
(ABQH3)
Lorna Dunes
(ABQH3)
Just Kayte
(ABQH3)
The Hasher Formerly Known as Tip
(ABQH3)
Glamour Gams
(ABQH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Tether Heather
(AlamoH3)
Ba da ba ba bah I'm fuckin it!
(ABQH3)
MMMM, Head!
(Kawh3)
Finger in the Dike
(Houston)
Amsterdamnit Ill Do It Myself
(ABQH3)
E.R.I.C.
(TBimbosH3)
Big Gulp
(Dallas)
DOT (This one time back in 69 dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot I was almost the eighth)
(ABQH3)
Extra Virgin Gherkin Jerkin
(ABQH3)
EZ 2 Please
(ABQH3)
Truck Stop Steak Whore
(ABQH3)
Auto Erotic Fixation
(ABQH3)
RaguMe
(ABQH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Founder Pounder
(AlohaH3)
Honkers
(H4 Houston)
1-800-Kim-Shay
(ABQH3)
Catalingus
(Abq h3)
FUPA
(Kawh3)
Subrubbit
(ABQH3)
Malortium 69
(ABQH3)
Flamin' Gamin' Beaver Cleaver
(ABQH3)
Just Naudia
(ABQH3)
Kitty Fucker
(ABQH3)
Ho Hey
(ABQH3)
Nobody Came
(PDXGDRH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
hobocop
(ABQH3)
Kilty Pleasure
(ABQH3)
Heartbreaker Dicktaker
(EPH3)
Bee Fuck
(Albuqerque Hash H...)
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