Whale Cum Whale Cum Whale Cum all and cum often to the 8th Anal Never Leave Camp Campout and Jamboree. This year we are returning to the Einherjar Farm/Ruby's Rumpus Ranch near Nisqually (10640 Yelm Hwy SE Olympia WA). There will be more detrails to follow from behind, butt tentacley we are capped at 50 Regos.
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Event assmission costs $46.90. You might be asking, why do I have to pay anything if I am providing my own food and beverages? Well, the assmission costs pay for garbage dumpster service (no pack out!), extra porta-potties and servicing, improvements and upkeep maintenance on the Einherjar perks (including a hot outdoor shower in the center of camp so you can flash your ass at LITERALLY EVERYONE while you clean off last night's mistakes), some firewood and fire pit maintenance, and to pay for mowing the lawn nice and pretty for all y'all.
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This will be primitive camping but with porta-potties on site and a hose for you filthy animals (love ya- mean it). And yes to all you van life bastages, you can camp in your windowless free candy van... We have room for small and medium RVs but limited power so bring your Gennies.
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Can you have a dog? The answer is yes IF you keep it on leash and clean up the waste. Ruby is a beautiful polar bear butt doesn't want to play with your dog, she wants to eat your dog. Stay back.
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This is not an official hash event, this is an event with a lot of hashers. There's a difference. Although this is a low key event, be clear, we are committed to a serene and safe event. With that in mind, if any person is currently under sanctions by any hashing kennels, currently under indictment for a felony or a violent crime, or under legal enforced monitoring (such as an ankle bracelet), they will be politely turned away.

The official who's cumming list will be established once I have your payment on Venmo. I will have to add it to the list manually, so please include your hash name and Kennel in the Venmo payment.

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