Cost: $104*
Shiggy:
Time to dig out your sexiest green dress and shake off the glitter for the
7TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!!!
Whether you got a little green around the gills after cumming last year, or are green with envy for missing it, here is your chance to cum celebrate the holiday made for hashers and show the amateurs how to really party.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! even if you don’t drink! no entry! no kidding! no exceptions!
Friday, March 9th – Prelube Kilt Hash - 6:00 pm to 10:00 pm
Saturday, March 10th – GREEN DRESS RUN - 12:00 pm to 10:00 pm
Sunday, March 11th – Hangover Hash - 9:00 am to 2:00 pm
If you have any questions please go to www.pdxgreendress.com!
Portland, Oregon
Start Location TBA
including:
How 'Bout Anal?
(LBH3)
Half Fag
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Melanie
(homeless)
Pro Bone Her
(SeattleH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SCH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumpH3)
SadHeAteHer
(MCH3)
Beef Up and Fuck
(EUGH3)
Red Balls for Hire
(SHiT'N H3, Ventur...)
Angry Red Vagina
(EH3)
Singed Minge
(ABQH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EUGH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Beats Me
(YKH3)
Ska-Skank Redemption
(San Francisco has...)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Rub 'Er Tits
(Edmonton H3)
Golden Flour, The Homing Peegeon
(StumpH3)
Pricks In My Ass
(EH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Flaming Hetero, the Sweet Montana Cherry
(Portland Humpin' ...)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Fallen CumRag
(OH3)
Eager Peevert
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Flickin the Beancock
(SBH3)
Thailor Thwift
(SB-H3)
Rear Admiral
(N2H3)
Freeda Goodhome
(EUGH3)
Simba
(HSWTFH3)
Dick Fish (Dreaded Candiru)
(COH3)
Cockanova
(LH3)
SHUT THE FUCK UP
(SBH3)
Cums Alone
(Aurora H3 Alaska)
Cream Chugger
(SFH3)
Thunderpussy Ho!!!
(SFH3)
Pink Meat
(Calgary H3)
Ghey Bondage
(SeattleH3)
Cunterella
(SeattleH3)
Just Jess
(StumpH3)
Butt Mitzvah
(Humpin-H3)
Just Autumn
(NSDH3)
Frank Lloyd Thong
(BAH3)
Log Jammer
(OH3)
Just Eve
(StumpH3)
Just Dawn
(Inland Empire)
Just Angela
(none)
Urine Cider
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(Beaver H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
FUCK, FUCK, SNIFF!
(StumpH3)
8 Men In My Boxxx
(Larryville H3 (La...)
Romancing the Bone
(N2H3)
Shitfaced
(StumpH3)
Carrot Diq
(Never say die h3)
Minor 69er
(SFH3)
Knob Slobber
(RainCity)
Cherry Cockins
(SSBH4)
Stuck In The Middle With Goo
(SalemH3)
Mount Schwiiiinga
(SeattleH3)
Cherry Pucker
(IEH3)
Hold Whore
(SWH3)
Virgin Ryan
(PDXGDR)
Polepoundher
(SSH3)
Peggys Cumming Down The Mountain
(SeattleH3)
Forrest Hump, the Glitter Shitter
(Stumptown H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(SFH3)
Mr. Pee Yagi
(Southwest Washing...)
T-Ball
(SFH3)
Dead Whore Fucker
(SeaMon)
Just Dave
(CRapids IA)
Camel Heaux
(SSBH4)
Neverlasting Knobbgobbler
(Ashland H3)
Blonde Blumpkin
(Southwest Washing...)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SH3)
Ultratwatathon
(NH3)
Yellow Dick Road
(PH4)
Type A Hole
(CUNTH3)
Backdoor Raider
(LDSH3/Bad Decisio...)
5 Alarm Pussy
Kramalot
(BRCH3 )
Back Scratch Beaver
(SeattleH3)
Oral Projection
(NoBalls)
Shoe Said Head
(The Holy Shit! Wh...)
Quick to Climax
(BoiseH3)
Moons Over My Handy
(SeattleH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
The DFL Anal Corn
(SH3)
Immaculate Erection
(SeattleH3)
Just Carin
(StumpH3)
Just Major Concern
(BhamH3)
The Scrotunator
(Jackson H4/ Eugen...)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Incocknito
(H3SOB)
Special Needs
(VanH3)
Must BANG Judy
(Trailer Trash Hash)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Fucking Beaver Shit
(SeattleH3)
No Cheeto Libido
(LDSH3/Bad Decisio...)
Clownmydia
(PH4)
JUST A LITTLE PRICK <==3
(MWH3)
I'll Take Your Cherry
Uniballer
(A2H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Don't Ask About Anal
(N2H3)
Baby
(Calgary HHH)
Top Thong
(StumpH3)
Tori
(Corvallis)
12 Pack Rack
(SeattleH3)
Death Cab for Shootie
(StumpH3)
Shut the Fúçk Up, Special Fred
(SeattleH3)
Peenie in a Bottle
Kitchen Impossible
(SFH3)
Just Rob
(no)
Uncle ReamUs
Top Cum
(LBH3)
Damn It & Damn It
Tit Tease
Free HoLay
(OregonH3)
Any-Cock'll-Doo!
(SeattleH3)
just Hollie
(StumpH3)
Pinch My Mini
(SeattleH3)
J.Aaron
(PCH3)
LipsDick
(PH4)
Cockagami
(SFH3)
Yes Eye Wood
(EH3)
Just James
(Never Say Die H3)
LowTempHo
(AlohaH3)
Haley's Cockit
(Humpin-H3)
Handidicked
(SFH3)
Snip It, Snip It Good
(SSH3)
Just Dan
(SOAKH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(Madison H3)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
D’Manda
(OH3)
Mary Popps-it-in
Dr. Who's Ass Has My Cock Been In
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(Charlotte H3)
Pearled My Own Necklace
(OH3)
Queenie
(H3SOB)
Wiffle Suck for Food
(CH3)
Cock Suckerberg
(EH3)
Magellan's Vagina
(NSDH3)
I Love the Cock
(AuroraH3)
Shit Face'd
(Bellingham Hash H...)
Liquor Canoe
(Bellingham Hash H...)
Primaqueenarina
(StumpH3)
Narcoleptic Jack Off
(BGH3)
Just Seth
(GOLDRUSH!!!)
Tweedle Pee
(StumpH3)
Titmometer
(EPH3)
Just Anne
(North Idaho Taco ...)
Pee-Pee Merman
(N2H3)
BNSB, The Deadliest Snatch
(MILF H3)
Everybody's Twerkin for the Weekend
(SH3)
Hose bearer
(CBH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Flaming Fart
(PH4)
Formaldehyde I'd Ride
(OH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(HSWTFH3)
Eat My Cherry 3.14
(EugeneH3 )
Cuntcierge ❤️
(EH3)
Cheezy Rider
(A2H3)
33 and 2/3 below 0
(Ykh3)
Tyler
(Corvallis)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Corvallis)
Athletes Twat
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(Stumptown H3)
Salt Lick
(NYCH3)
Splitt Doggy Dogg
(HSWTFH3)
Dr DooDiddle
(SSBH4)
3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(CTrH3)
Two Pump Trumped
(LDSH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Boy Batter Splatter
(NoH3-)
Let It Go
(OH3)
Chunder Chick
(StumpH3)
Pleased to Eat you
(WH3)
MISSIONARY IMPOSSIBLE
(PhoenixH3)
Poke Her Face
(DWH3)
Just Another Prick in the Stall
Whack-a-boob
(SFH3)
Better Hoes Than Gardens
(Ashland H3)
Self Service
(BFMH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(SeattleH3)
Just Nicole
(Larrikins)
Barely ManBelow
(EUGH3)
Intercourse w/ a Horse, Of Course!
(Humpin-H3)
Total 3 Ball
(StumpH3)
Full Facial
(Full Moon H3)
Happy Beaver
(Edmonton HHH)
Poontango
(N2H3)
Shock the Beaver
(PH4)
White Girl
(SWH3)
beheaded
(PH4)
7 Layer Drip
(Wh3)
Can’t Finish...
(OH3)
tinkle trotsky
(StumpH3)
Mouthful
(StumpH3)
Cherry Poppins
(SFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(CoMoTIONH3)
Smell My Pinky
Vincent Van Ho
(StumpH3)
Mouthy Bitch
(A2H3)
Subaru my HuHu
(Anchorage Ak H3)
Wet Spots
(Dead Whores H3)
Bloody Ball Dropper
(SH3)
Sloppy Sevenths
(SeattleH3)
Mouth Down South
(SFH3)
On All Floors
(AH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(Melbourne New Moon)
Stinky in my Ass
(Stumptown H3 )
Tickle Me Homo
(California Larrikins)
Just Verena
(OregonH3)
Trashy Snatch
(SH3)
Juwana munkey fük
(PH4)
Cumposter Boy
(SH3)
Skanky Doodle Handy
(CLH3 San Diego)
Gaysted
(SWHHH)
Burning Feeling
(StumptownH3)
Snickers
(SSH3)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Sleazy Like Sunday Whoring
(SFH3)
Ivanna Suckyourcockoff
(Larrikins)
I Smell Lucky
Woof Means NO!
(Stumptown)
Just Abram
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3)
Just sarah
(NSDH3)
F/69
(HuachucaH3)
Hannibal Licked Her
(WVH3)
Sriracha Crotch
(EPH3)
My Uncle's Girlfriend
(SFH3)
Just Kyle
(OBGYN)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Eight is Enough
(A2H3)
Uncle Bondage, Esq!
(Bear Bottom H3)
Bottom Dollar
(PH4)
Paki Sak
(FHAC-U)
Cumdog Millionaire
(SFH3)
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