7H4 Anny Hash 2026

“Pirates of the Tye-Ribbean”

Ahoy, ye filthy hashers—Seven Hills Hash House Harriers is celebrating our 35th Anny Hash on the Tye River, and this ship is fully stocked with bad decisions, questionable seamanship, and enough rum to make a pirate forget where they buried the cooler.

Prepare yourselves for a weekend of river shenanigans, debauchery, pirate chaos, and the kind of memories that only survive because maybe somebody took photos

Date:
July 10–12, 2026
Location:
Tye River
Near Rocky Road Landing. Off Cedar Creek Road Arrington, VA 22922
(Exact location and directions will be provided closer to event )

Dress Code:
Pirate gear, wench attire, drunken captain nonsense, inflatable parrots, eye patches, fishnets, treasure maps, tactical rum holders, or whatever washed ashore after a three-day bender.

Expect:
~ River piracy & campground mischief
~ Campfire drinking and sea shanty-level bad singing
~ Rum, beer, questionable hydration choices
~ Enough poor decisions to sink a schooner
~ Late-night chaos powered by pirates and poor judgment
~ Likely none to little cell service

Rego and Refund Policy Information:

Price: $65.00

What’s Included in Rego:
~ Dinner for 2 nights, Saturday/Suunday breakfast, and Saturday Lunch
~ Pirate-Themed Gimmie & Toe Tag
~ All the Ale Ye Can Sail & Bottomless Grog
~ Campout Shenanigans

Refund Policy:

There will be NO refunds issued after July 1, 2026.

If you can no longer attend, please contact the MisManagement directly. If someone from the waitlist fills your spot, you will be reimbursed accordingly.

NO personal rego transfers allowed. All cancellations and waitlist replacements must go through event management to keep things organized and prevent confusion at check-in.

Campground Rules, Expectations, & Site Information:

Your are likely to have ZERO cell service.

No Potable Water or Electricity on site.

Space is LIMITED and rego caps will be enforced.

This is a TENT-ONLY campout. A limited number of campers/RVs will be permitted for select MisManagement members strictly for event operations, food service, supply storage, and other campout management needs.

Please plan accordingly and come prepared for tent camping conditions.

We will be arranging cars for parking once you have unloaded and set up your camp. Carpooling is highly encouraged and appreciated.

This is an incredible property and we fully intend to be welcomed back—don’t be the reason we aren’t.

Absolutely NO:
~ Firearms or weapons
~ Fireworks or explosives
~ Fighting or aggressive behavior
~ Groping or harassment without consent
~ Megaphones, air horns, or obnoxious noise-making devices
~ Digging trenches or damaging the property
~ Any behavior that risks our relationship with the property owners or neighboring muggles

Important Notes:
~ Neighbors, livestock, and working herd dogs are located nearby—please be respectful.
~ Sorry, NO dogs/pets allowed on the property.
~ Consent is mandatory. Don’t be creepy.
~ Pick up your trash, respect the land, and hash responsibly-ish.

Please send payments with your Hash Name and Event Name to:

CashApp: $MorganKidd812
Venmo: @MorganKidd812
Paypal: @MorganKidd812

Remember:
We’re pirates, not assholes.

ON-ON!

Pirates, Arg!

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