Cost: $60
THIS EVENT HAS BEEN CANCELLED!
The WORST, BEST Idea ever had!!!
24 Hours of Hashing!
The $60 Rego ($5 for every trail) includes 12 shitty trails, hash beer, other beverages, snacks, some real people food, hash shirt, and a swag bag of necessities.
Say you want to only do two or three trails? Not a problem, show up to whatever trail you want and pay your $5. It'll be like a regular hash, only stupider.
GRAND TRAIL MISTIERS:
CHIP N' FAILZ - DCRWs
Gonna Probably Spew - BAH3
This is an inter-kennel event that incorporates the heart of hashing (cooperation and teamwork) to achieve the ambitious 12 trails in 24 hours, 40-50 miles WILL be completed in one day. This is really fucking hard, but not impossible. We've got 95% completion at past 24 hour hashes because the physical difficulty makes us to work together and stay positive under difficult circumstances. It isn't about skill, its about will.
All profits will go to the Gary Sinise Foundation for Memorial Day.
Each two hour time slot includes 1 hour for trail and 1 hour for recovery and down-downs.
HARES!
Trail A 3:00 - 4:00 Drunk Neighbor TH3
Trail B 5:00 - 6:00 Beer Bag Dildos, Good Times & Camo Sutra BAH3
Trail C 7:00 - 8:00 Dickoupage & Lickitty Down the Pole BAH3
Trail D 9:00 - 10:00 Just Kirsten Whitney & Haystack EWH3
Trail E 11:00 - 12:00 CHIP N' FAILZ DCRWs
Trail F 1:00 - 2:00 Butt Light TH3 & Hairy RH3
Trail G 3:00 - 4:00 Nocturnal RH3 & Saloon Door TH3
Trail H 5:00 - 6:00 Lumberscat & Bumspringa
Trail I 7:00 - 8:00 Haystack DCRWH3 & Clean Clam
Trail J 9:00 - 10:00 Camo Sutra HangoverH3 / Doctor Cockulus
Trail K 11:00 - 12:00 Drillbert HillbillyH3
Trail L 1:00 - 2:00 SerLan SaLittle & Ropes N Chokes RH3/WH4
More trail details to come
RECOVERY DRIVERS!
BAG TRUCK 1: Butt Light TH3
BAG TRUCK 2: Pickle Puss RH3 (Maybe)
BEER TRUCK: White House Beer Van/Water (SerLan SaLittle)
REFRESHMENT/ FOOD TRUCK: $10 Oar
2+ pairs of shoes, 4+ pairs of socks, extra shirts and shorts, underwear, headlamp, towel, body glide and/or baby powder, dry bag, leg rollers, Pedialyte, vessel, sunscreen, and anything else you think you will need for 24 hours of hashing.
including:
Squish Squash Queef
(BAH3)
Dances w/ ground
(Larrikins )
Bookhaki
(TH3)
Chix Won't Stick
(BAH3)
Muddy Twaters
(DCRW)
Dickoupage
(BAH3)
Boots & Pants
(TH3)
Just Bryan
(White House)
Always Needs Ample Lube
(TH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(QCH4)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Wet, Creamy, and Delicious
(QCH4)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
M’Alice
(Vancouver H3)
Meat Slut Slapher
(RH3)
Farm to Table
(SavH3)
Elmer Pudd
(OH3)
Bareacooter
(H4)
There's Something About Hairy
(RH3)
I Streak In Syria
(Tidewater H3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many