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24H4 CANCELLED - 24 Hour Hash D.C. 2020

05/23 02:30 PM

A 24H4 Other Event

Cost: $60

THIS EVENT HAS BEEN CANCELLED!

The WORST, BEST Idea ever had!!!

24 Hours of Hashing!

The $60 Rego ($5 for every trail) includes 12 shitty trails, hash beer, other beverages, snacks, some real people food, hash shirt, and a swag bag of necessities.

Say you want to only do two or three trails? Not a problem, show up to whatever trail you want and pay your $5. It'll be like a regular hash, only stupider.

GRAND TRAIL MISTIERS:
CHIP N' FAILZ - DCRWs
Gonna Probably Spew - BAH3

This is an inter-kennel event that incorporates the heart of hashing (cooperation and teamwork) to achieve the ambitious 12 trails in 24 hours, 40-50 miles WILL be completed in one day. This is really fucking hard, but not impossible. We've got 95% completion at past 24 hour hashes because the physical difficulty makes us to work together and stay positive under difficult circumstances. It isn't about skill, its about will.

All profits will go to the Gary Sinise Foundation for Memorial Day.

Each two hour time slot includes 1 hour for trail and 1 hour for recovery and down-downs.

HARES!
Trail A 3:00 - 4:00 Drunk Neighbor TH3
Trail B 5:00 - 6:00 Beer Bag Dildos, Good Times & Camo Sutra BAH3
Trail C 7:00 - 8:00 Dickoupage & Lickitty Down the Pole BAH3
Trail D 9:00 - 10:00 Just Kirsten Whitney & Haystack EWH3
Trail E 11:00 - 12:00 CHIP N' FAILZ DCRWs
Trail F 1:00 - 2:00 Butt Light TH3 & Hairy RH3
Trail G 3:00 - 4:00 Nocturnal RH3 & Saloon Door TH3
Trail H 5:00 - 6:00 Lumberscat & Bumspringa
Trail I 7:00 - 8:00 Haystack DCRWH3 & Clean Clam
Trail J 9:00 - 10:00 Camo Sutra HangoverH3 / Doctor Cockulus
Trail K 11:00 - 12:00 Drillbert HillbillyH3
Trail L 1:00 - 2:00 SerLan SaLittle & Ropes N Chokes RH3/WH4

More trail details to come

RECOVERY DRIVERS!
BAG TRUCK 1: Butt Light TH3
BAG TRUCK 2: Pickle Puss RH3 (Maybe)
BEER TRUCK: White House Beer Van/Water (SerLan SaLittle)
REFRESHMENT/ FOOD TRUCK: $10 Oar


2+ pairs of shoes, 4+ pairs of socks, extra shirts and shorts, underwear, headlamp, towel, body glide and/or baby powder, dry bag, leg rollers, Pedialyte, vessel, sunscreen, and anything else you think you will need for 24 hours of hashing.

Start Location Details

Public Event

69 Hashers came:

$10 Oar

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

A Whole New Hole

Richmond H3
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AARPenis

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Ass Juices

Richmond H3
F*ck Eric!

Baaa! Ram Him

White House H3
...

Banana

Richmond H3
...

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Branded Booty Queen (BBQ)

Ft Eustis
I drink and I do things.

Brown Shugga

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Butt Light

Tidewater H3
G help us.

Camo Sutra

Hangover Hash House Harriers
Today I shall be witty...

Chunky In The Back

Carolina Larrikins H3
HOOOEDOOOWN‽‽‽

Claustrofeelya

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday
...

Clean Clam

DCRW
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Daddy's Pearl Necklace

Seven Hills Hash House Harriers
...

DePANTSipation Proclamation

Skull & Boners H3
In luto et sanguinem b...

Dood, Where's My Car?

Hogwarts H3
TITTY SPRINKLES

Drunk Neighbor

Tidewater H3
I'm an asshole

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

FOURnicorn

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Fyrerhea

Tidewater H3
...

Gay If It Suits Me (GIISM)

Skull & Boners H3
Circle is NEVER over

Gunna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Just Lauren (BAH3)

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

KY Söze

Richmond H3
...

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Monsoon Poon

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Nocturnal Mission

Richmond H3
Hash Flash!

Oink N Boink

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

One Trick Dick

Utica Better Than Nothing H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Poop! There It Is

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Hash House Harriers
It wasn't me.

Preteen Protein

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Ropes-N-Chokes

Richmond H3
Cums with a crash cart

SaloonDoor

Tidewater H3
Where's Cameron?

See More Johnnson

Ft Eustis
...

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

Sorry For Your Loss

Tidewater H3
Race-ist, alcoleptic, ...

Swamp Gravy

DC Road Whores
Spilling gravy all alo...

The Cocktease Falcon

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Tits Have Eyes

Ft Eustis
...

Top Shelf Tuna

Richmond H3
...

Walk-ins Welcum

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday
...

Always Needs Ample Lube

(TH3)

Ascot to Mouth

(QCH4)

Bareacooter

(H4)

Bookhaki

(TH3)

Boots & Pants

(TH3)

Chix Won't Stick

(BAH3)

Dances w/ ground

(Larrikins )

Dickoupage

(BAH3)

Elmer Pudd

(OH3)

Expiration Dating

(TH3)

Farm to Table

(SavH3)

I Streak In Syria

(Tidewater H3)

Just Bryan

(White House)

Meat Slut Slapher

(RH3)

Muddy Twaters

(DCRW)

M’Alice

(Vancouver H3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Squish Squash Queef

(BAH3)

THE VIRGINATOR

(DCRW)

There's Something About Hairy

(RH3)

Wet, Creamy, and Delicious

(QCH4)