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2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026

03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110

YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM

Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.

March 20-22nd, 2026

Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.

Limit 269 Attendees.

Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.


Green Dresses

Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.

Location Details

SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232

SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232

On After Friday - Sanctuary. On After Saturday -- Triple Nickel

Public Event

See the full list!

183 Hashers came

including:

Just Carrie

(Larryville by proxy)

PotC: TCotBPN

(No Balls H3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Purdy Mouth, the Whole-fficial Team Fister

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

Hellooo Kitty

SeattleH3
...

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Street Meat

(N2H3)

Shock the Beaver

(PH4)

Polepoundher

(SSH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(NoH3-)

DeliCUNTessen!

(Ph4)

Trashy Snatch

(SWH3)

Fill Your Mouth

(Larryville!)

Forrest Hump

(SWH3)

NutKing Slut

(TCH3)

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

The Nut Wrangler

(A2H3)

R2-D Cups

(A2H3)

Bunnyfucker

(N2H3)

Everything Butt Porn

(PH4)

Game Ovary

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

ITD

(NomadH3)

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Forever 20 Soon

(LH3)

Spoogenics

(OH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(PH4)

Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander

(SSH3)

Uber Eats Me

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Cum Squadron

(StumpH3)

Gay-Ho

(Altenglan H3)

Where theres a hole theres a way

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Bottom Dollar

(PH4)

Jennatailia

(Anchorage Alaska H3)

Driponya

(Larryville)

It's Still Stained

(HSWTFH3)

Im Gonna Cum

(Stumptown Hash Ho...)

LipsDick

(DCPH4)

Daddy Issues

(LH3)

Shitter Shatter

(LH3 Larryville)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

GONZO

(SH3)

Shattered Sexpectations

(LH3)

Cockanova

(Larryville)

TESTICULUS minimus

(No Name H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(SWH3)

Rectal Rabbi

Springfield Illinois Hash House Harriers (SPIILH3)
...

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

Cherry Cum Lately

Larryville Hash House Harriers
Ask me about my butthole.

Don't Ask About Anal

(NNH3)

Three Dogs One Cup

(StumpH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Fucking Shittarded

JNUH3
We shall walk with a w...

Only Cans

(NoBalls)

Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry

(HSWTFH3)

No Shame No Soul

JNUH3

D.P.

(StumpH3)

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

On myself, every time

Stumptown H3
Let me take a #selfie!

3 Second Souvenir

OH3
That's poly's ass.

Bubbles

(PH4)

Top Thong

(CH3)

RPM

(PH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumpH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

The Great Gagsby

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Deaf Dick

(PH4)

Hold Whore

South West Washington H3
...

TRES PULGADAS

(Wandering Whores)

Shit Sandwich

(OH3)

Suck My Sauce

(SSH3)

Head Queen

(EugeneH3)

Cock of Shame

(SurvivorH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Pooh Bare With Me

(South Sound Shits...)

Cumming About

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(VMH3)

Gayzelle

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Haley's Cockit

Wandering Whore H3
Lost on trail in Oregon

High mileage

(LH3)

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3)

Alfred Fishcock

Portland Green Dress Run
...

Snot Rag

(PH4)

Nanny Pokely

(LVH3vlv)

Just Zach

(PH4)

Wiener Retriever

(Randsburg H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(SWWH3)

Just Major Concern

(HamsterH3)

Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)

(Portland Stump/Hump)

Fux Capacitor

(Wildcard H3)

Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy

(OH3)

Post Traumatic Sheep Disorder

NomadH3
Virgin RDR LVH3 2024

Subaru nmy HuHu

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Just Sam

(PH4)

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(BoulderH3)

Bloody ball dropper

(SWH3)

Slobby Seconds

(DWH3)

Squat Twat

(DenverH3)

Dick n' Chews

(StumpH3)

White Girl Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

DeathCab for Shootie

(StumpH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(SWWH3)

Naughty by Nature

(LH3)

Tragic: the Gathering

(NoBalls)

Stool Sampled

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Just Shannon

(DCPH4)

SIMA

(SWH3)

Darkstar Porkestra

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch

(LALLLLLLLLLE)

Po-Po Peepshow

(ChiH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Moist Is Attractive

(Larryville Hash H...)

FaireRenPint 99

Chicago H3
...

Just alex

(Salemh3)

Sex De Squirrelei

(OH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Mommy Is Literally Fragile

(LH3)

Blowhard

(C2H3)

Flybrator

(SSH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Razor Clam

(LBH3)

Eight is Enough

(A2H3)

Don't Fuck Me Pillow

(A2H3)

1000 Cock Stare

(Lost Boobs Hash H...)

Three Foot Fucker

(PH4)

Hardigan Sweater

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Glitterous

(SalemH3)

Kissing Booth

(SWH3)

Knotty by Nature

(StumpH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Just a Little Prick

(SalemH3)

Smell It, Touch It, Taste It

(OH3)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?

(HSWTFH3)

Just Sarah

(OH3)

Phlogging Poly

(Nomad H3)

Cum Sommelier

(SeattleH3)

Prodigal Son of a Bitch

(PH4)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Cocktistic

(A2H3)

Dirty MF

(South Sound H3 )

Mouth Down South

SFH3/Fog City H3
...

Orville Redencocker

(Oregon Kahuna)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Extra sensory pussy

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

Streaming Porn

(PVH3)

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

Lickalottacockus

(MVH3)

Bosco

(A2H3)

CärlessCümShöt

(NomadH3)

Polycamryous SE

(Stump)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Space Invader

Eugene H3
...

Through the Looking Ass

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...

Weird Al Spankabitch

California Larrikins
Former travel whore

Varsity Blows

(South Sound H3 )

Aliya

(SSH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Smell my pinky

(Oregon h3 )

Pillage Idiot

(StumpH3)

Just Chrystal (SSH3)

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Prodigal Son of a Bitch

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

Boner Spurs

(NNH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Kink H3)

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Full service fluffer

(Cherry city )

Bearly Blue

Seattle Hash House Harriers
I aim to misbehave.