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Organizers:
2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026
03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $110
YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM
Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.
March 20-22nd, 2026
Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.
Limit 269 Attendees.
Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Green Dresses
Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.
Location Details
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
Public Event
including:
DeathCab for Shootie
(StumpH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Eight is Enough
(A2H3)
D.P.
(StumpH3)
Polycamryous SE
(Stump)
Shock the Beaver
(PH4)
Gay-Ho
(Altenglan H3)
Lickalottacockus
(MVH3)
NutKing Slut
(TCH3)
Everything Butt Porn
(PH4)
Pillage Idiot
(StumpH3)
Blowhard
(C2H3)
Three Dogs One Cup
(StumpH3)
No Shame No Soul
Smashing Blumpkins
(PH4)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Streaming Porn
(PVH3)
High mileage
(LH3)
Bunnyfucker
(N2H3)
Spoogenics
(OH3)
Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole
(HSWTFH3)
Forrest Hump
(SWH3)
Daddy Issues
(LH3)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Polepoundher
(SSH3)
Fill Your Mouth
(Larryville!)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Jennatailia
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Kink H3)
Shattered Sexpectations
(LH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Slobby Seconds
(DWH3)
R2-D Cups
(A2H3)
Top Thong
(CH3)
Driponya
(Larryville)
Phlogging Poly
(Nomad H3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Cocktistic
(A2H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just Zach
(PH4)
Bosco
(A2H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?
(HSWTFH3)
Just alex
(Salemh3)
Flybrator
(SSH3)
Trashy Snatch
(SWH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy
(OH3)
Three Foot Fucker
(PH4)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...
Full service fluffer
(Cherry city )
CärlessCümShöt
(NomadH3)
ITD
(NomadH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumpH3)
Only Cans
(NoBalls)
Shit Sandwich
(OH3)
Fux Capacitor
(Wildcard H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Deaf Dick
(PH4)
GONZO
(SH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(SWWH3)
LipsDick
(DCPH4)
Don't Fuck Me Pillow
(A2H3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Street Meat
(N2H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(VMH3)
Moist Is Attractive
(Larryville Hash H...)
I-Da-Hoe Roofie
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask About Anal
(NNH3)
Head Queen
(EugeneH3)
Kissing Booth
(SWH3)
Shitter Shatter
(LH3 Larryville)
White Girl Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Smell my pinky
(Oregon h3 )
Dirty MF
(South Sound H3 )
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Cum Sommelier
(SeattleH3)
Bottom Dollar
(PH4)
Cock of Shame
(SurvivorH3)
TRES PULGADAS
(Wandering Whores)
1000 Cock Stare
(Lost Boobs Hash H...)
Orville Redencocker
(Oregon Kahuna)
SIMA
(SWH3)
Just Sarah
(OH3)
Knotty by Nature
(StumpH3)
Aliya
(SSH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(SWH3)
Wiener Retriever
(Randsburg H3)
Razor Clam
(LBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
It's Still Stained
(HSWTFH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander
(SSH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville)
Pooh Bare With Me
(South Sound Shits...)
Snot Rag
(PH4)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Just Major Concern
(HamsterH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Cum Squadron
(StumpH3)
Sex De Squirrelei
(OH3)
Glitterous
(SalemH3)
Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry
(HSWTFH3)
Dildo Shaggins
(NoH3-)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)
(Portland Stump/Hump)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Mommy Is Literally Fragile
(LH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(SWWH3)
Just a Little Prick
(SalemH3)
Just Carrie
(Larryville by proxy)
Boner Spurs
(NNH3)
Rear Admiral
(N2H3)
RPM
(PH3)
DeliCUNTessen!
(Ph4)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
PotC: TCotBPN
(No Balls H3)
Im Gonna Cum
(Stumptown Hash Ho...)
Po-Po Peepshow
(ChiH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Bloody ball dropper
(SWH3)
Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch
(LALLLLLLLLLE)
Prodigal Son of a Bitch
(PH4)
Smell It, Touch It, Taste It
(OH3)
Just Shannon
(DCPH4)
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
Just Sam
(PH4)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
TESTICULUS minimus
(No Name H3)
Varsity Blows
(South Sound H3 )
Tragic: the Gathering
(NoBalls)
Forever 20 Soon
(LH3)
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