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2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026

03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110

YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM

Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.

March 20-22nd, 2026

Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.

Limit 269 Attendees.

Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.


Green Dresses

Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.

Location Details

SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232

SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232

On After Friday - Sanctuary. On After Saturday -- Triple Nickel

Public Event

See the full list!

183 Hashers came

including:

Gayzelle

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Sex De Squirrelei

(OH3)

Naughty by Nature

(LH3)

Aliya

(SSH3)

Shock the Beaver

(PH4)

Alfred Fishcock

Portland Green Dress Run
...

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3)

Gay-Ho

(Altenglan H3)

CärlessCümShöt

(NomadH3)

Forever 20 Soon

(LH3)

Top Thong

(CH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...

Jeep Her Keep Her

(PH4)

Mouth Down South

SFH3/Fog City H3
...

FaireRenPint 99

Chicago H3
...

Tragic: the Gathering

(NoBalls)

Daddy Issues

(LH3)

Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?

(HSWTFH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Bearly Blue

Seattle Hash House Harriers
I aim to misbehave.

Streaming Porn

(PVH3)

Fucking Shittarded

JNUH3
We shall walk with a w...

DeathCab for Shootie

(StumpH3)

Just Carrie

(Larryville by proxy)

Game Ovary

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

Trashy Snatch

(SWH3)

Phlogging Poly

(Nomad H3)

Everything Butt Porn

(PH4)

Varsity Blows

(South Sound H3 )

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Nanny Pokely

(LVH3vlv)

Bosco

(A2H3)

Polycamryous SE

(Stump)

RPM

(PH3)

SIMA

(SWH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Mommy Is Literally Fragile

(LH3)

Cockanova

(Larryville)

Glitterous

(SalemH3)

Driponya

(Larryville)

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

Darkstar Porkestra

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

NutKing Slut

(TCH3)

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

GONZO

(SH3)

White Girl Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

On myself, every time

Stumptown H3
Let me take a #selfie!

Stool Sampled

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

R2-D Cups

(A2H3)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Kissing Booth

(SWH3)

1000 Cock Stare

(Lost Boobs Hash H...)

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

California Larrikins
Former travel whore

Fill Your Mouth

(Larryville!)

Smell It, Touch It, Taste It

(OH3)

Haley's Cockit

Wandering Whore H3
Lost on trail in Oregon

Cum Sommelier

(SeattleH3)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Blowhard

(C2H3)

LipsDick

(DCPH4)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Head Queen

(EugeneH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Snot Rag

(PH4)

Full service fluffer

(Cherry city )

It's Still Stained

(HSWTFH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

(No Balls H3)

Cocktistic

(A2H3)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Forrest Hump

(SWH3)

Shitter Shatter

(LH3 Larryville)

3 Second Souvenir

OH3
That's poly's ass.

Orville Redencocker

(Oregon Kahuna)

Just Sarah

(OH3)

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumpH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Space Invader

Eugene H3
...

Im Gonna Cum

(Stumptown Hash Ho...)

Purdy Mouth, the Whole-fficial Team Fister

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

Hellooo Kitty

SeattleH3
...

No Shame No Soul

JNUH3

Razor Clam

(LBH3)

Spoogenics

(OH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

High mileage

(LH3)

Cherry Cum Lately

Larryville Hash House Harriers
Ask me about my butthole.

Pillage Idiot

(StumpH3)

Cumming About

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Bubbles

(PH4)

French Clit Au Jus

(SWWH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(ChiH3)

Just a Little Prick

(SalemH3)

Post Traumatic Sheep Disorder

NomadH3
Virgin RDR LVH3 2024

Street Meat

(N2H3)

Cock of Shame

(SurvivorH3)

Squat Twat

(DenverH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Rectal Rabbi

Springfield Illinois Hash House Harriers (SPIILH3)
...

Eight is Enough

(A2H3)

Three Dogs One Cup

(StumpH3)

TRES PULGADAS

(Wandering Whores)

Extra sensory pussy

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

Hardigan Sweater

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Major Concern

(HamsterH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(SWH3)

Through the Looking Ass

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Slobby Seconds

(DWH3)

The Great Gagsby

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Shit Sandwich

(OH3)

Just Shannon

(DCPH4)

Only Cans

(NoBalls)

Don't Fuck Me Pillow

(A2H3)

Polepoundher

(SSH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch

(LALLLLLLLLLE)

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

TESTICULUS minimus

(No Name H3)

Cum Squadron

(StumpH3)

Moist Is Attractive

(Larryville Hash H...)

Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)

(Portland Stump/Hump)

Bunnyfucker

(N2H3)

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Flybrator

(SSH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander

(SSH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(NoH3-)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Lickalottacockus

(MVH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(SWWH3)

Where theres a hole theres a way

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

ITD

(NomadH3)

Fux Capacitor

(Wildcard H3)

Pooh Bare With Me

(South Sound Shits...)

Deaf Dick

(PH4)

Bloody ball dropper

(SWH3)

Suck My Sauce

(SSH3)

Three Foot Fucker

(PH4)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Prodigal Son of a Bitch

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Prodigal Son of a Bitch

(PH4)

Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry

(HSWTFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(VMH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

D.P.

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask About Anal

(NNH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Kink H3)

Shattered Sexpectations

(LH3)

Just Chrystal (SSH3)

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(BoulderH3)

Jennatailia

(Anchorage Alaska H3)

Just Zach

(PH4)

Just alex

(Salemh3)

Wiener Retriever

(Randsburg H3)

Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy

(OH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Boner Spurs

(NNH3)

Smell my pinky

(Oregon h3 )

Just Sam

(PH4)

Bottom Dollar

(PH4)

DeliCUNTessen!

(Ph4)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Uber Eats Me

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Knotty by Nature

(StumpH3)

Dirty MF

(South Sound H3 )

Dick n' Chews

(StumpH3)

Hold Whore

South West Washington H3
...

The Nut Wrangler

(A2H3)