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2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026

03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110

YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM

Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.

March 20-22nd, 2026

Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.

Limit 269 Attendees.

Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.


Green Dresses

Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.

Location Details

SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232

SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232

On After Friday - Sanctuary. On After Saturday -- Triple Nickel

Public Event

See the full list!

183 Hashers came

including:

Bosco

(A2H3)

Shock the Beaver

(PH4)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

TRES PULGADAS

(Wandering Whores)

White Girl Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Bottom Dollar

(PH4)

Through the Looking Ass

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Just Major Concern

(HamsterH3)

Only Cans

(NoBalls)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Trashy Snatch

(SWH3)

Bunnyfucker

(N2H3)

Sex De Squirrelei

(OH3)

Slobby Seconds

(DWH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

(No Balls H3)

LipsDick

(DCPH4)

Smell my pinky

(Oregon h3 )

Po-Po Peepshow

(ChiH3)

On myself, every time

Stumptown H3
Let me take a #selfie!

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

Squat Twat

(DenverH3)

Smell It, Touch It, Taste It

(OH3)

Just alex

(Salemh3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Uber Eats Me

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(SWWH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Kink H3)

Naughty by Nature

(LH3)

Cock of Shame

(SurvivorH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Shattered Sexpectations

(LH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...

Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander

(SSH3)

Everything Butt Porn

(PH4)

Cumming About

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3)

Haley's Cockit

Wandering Whore H3
Lost on trail in Oregon

Boner Spurs

(NNH3)

Shitter Shatter

(LH3 Larryville)

Pooh Bare With Me

(South Sound Shits...)

3 Second Souvenir

OH3
That's poly's ass.

Flybrator

(SSH3)

Cherry Cum Lately

Larryville Hash House Harriers
Ask me about my butthole.

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask About Anal

(NNH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Phlogging Poly

(Nomad H3)

Fill Your Mouth

(Larryville!)

SIMA

(SWH3)

Streaming Porn

(PVH3)

Prodigal Son of a Bitch

(PH4)

Fucking Shittarded

JNUH3
We shall walk with a w...

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Forever 20 Soon

(LH3)

Cockanova

(Larryville)

FaireRenPint 99

Chicago H3
...

Cum Sommelier

(SeattleH3)

Alfred Fishcock

Portland Green Dress Run
...

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

1000 Cock Stare

(Lost Boobs Hash H...)

Purdy Mouth, the Whole-fficial Team Fister

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

DeathCab for Shootie

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch

(LALLLLLLLLLE)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumpH3)

Im Gonna Cum

(Stumptown Hash Ho...)

French Clit Au Jus

(SWWH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Head Queen

(EugeneH3)

Just Chrystal (SSH3)

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

ITD

(NomadH3)

Hardigan Sweater

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Polepoundher

(SSH3)

Just Sarah

(OH3)

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(BoulderH3)

Nanny Pokely

(LVH3vlv)

Lickalottacockus

(MVH3)

Fux Capacitor

(Wildcard H3)

Mommy Is Literally Fragile

(LH3)

Jennatailia

(Anchorage Alaska H3)

CärlessCümShöt

(NomadH3)

Snot Rag

(PH4)

Just Carrie

(Larryville by proxy)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(PH4)

Aliya

(SSH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

It's Still Stained

(HSWTFH3)

Deaf Dick

(PH4)

Moist Is Attractive

(Larryville Hash H...)

Driponya

(Larryville)

Dirty MF

(South Sound H3 )

Top Thong

(CH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Space Invader

Eugene H3
...

R2-D Cups

(A2H3)

Game Ovary

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

GONZO

(SH3)

Stool Sampled

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

RPM

(PH3)

Three Dogs One Cup

(StumpH3)

Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?

(HSWTFH3)

Glitterous

(SalemH3)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Spoogenics

(OH3)

Blowhard

(C2H3)

The Nut Wrangler

(A2H3)

Varsity Blows

(South Sound H3 )

Hold Whore

South West Washington H3
...

Shit Sandwich

(OH3)

Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy

(OH3)

High mileage

(LH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)

(Portland Stump/Hump)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Dick n' Chews

(StumpH3)

D.P.

(StumpH3)

Hellooo Kitty

SeattleH3
...

Gayzelle

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Weird Al Spankabitch

California Larrikins
Former travel whore

TESTICULUS minimus

(No Name H3)

Post Traumatic Sheep Disorder

NomadH3
Virgin RDR LVH3 2024

Dildo Shaggins

(NoH3-)

Darkstar Porkestra

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Sam

(PH4)

Cum Squadron

(StumpH3)

Kissing Booth

(SWH3)

Forrest Hump

(SWH3)

Knotty by Nature

(StumpH3)

The Great Gagsby

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Rectal Rabbi

Springfield Illinois Hash House Harriers (SPIILH3)
...

Just a Little Prick

(SalemH3)

Mouth Down South

SFH3/Fog City H3
...

Pillage Idiot

(StumpH3)

Eight is Enough

(A2H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Razor Clam

(LBH3)

Street Meat

(N2H3)

Three Foot Fucker

(PH4)

Cocktistic

(A2H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(SWH3)

Bloody ball dropper

(SWH3)

No Shame No Soul

JNUH3

DeliCUNTessen!

(Ph4)

Bearly Blue

Seattle Hash House Harriers
I aim to misbehave.

Extra sensory pussy

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

Gay-Ho

(Altenglan H3)

Suck My Sauce

(SSH3)

Just Shannon

(DCPH4)

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Daddy Issues

(LH3)

Wiener Retriever

(Randsburg H3)

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Prodigal Son of a Bitch

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Where theres a hole theres a way

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

NutKing Slut

(TCH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(VMH3)

Polycamryous SE

(Stump)

Subaru nmy HuHu

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Tragic: the Gathering

(NoBalls)

Don't Fuck Me Pillow

(A2H3)

Orville Redencocker

(Oregon Kahuna)

Full service fluffer

(Cherry city )

Just Zach

(PH4)

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry

(HSWTFH3)