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Organizers:
2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026
03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $110
YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM
Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.
March 20-22nd, 2026
Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.
Limit 269 Attendees.
Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Green Dresses
Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.
Location Details
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
Public Event
including:
Phlogging Poly
(Nomad H3)
Top Thong
(CH3)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Jennatailia
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
DeliCUNTessen!
(Ph4)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Shattered Sexpectations
(LH3)
Deaf Dick
(PH4)
Full service fluffer
(Cherry city )
GONZO
(SH3)
Bottom Dollar
(PH4)
Sex De Squirrelei
(OH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Forever 20 Soon
(LH3)
DeathCab for Shootie
(StumpH3)
Only Cans
(NoBalls)
French Clit Au Jus
(SWWH3)
Orville Redencocker
(Oregon Kahuna)
Aliya
(SSH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Tragic: the Gathering
(NoBalls)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Kink H3)
Moist Is Attractive
(Larryville Hash H...)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?
(HSWTFH3)
Three Foot Fucker
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Slobby Seconds
(DWH3)
Prodigal Son of a Bitch
(PH4)
Varsity Blows
(South Sound H3 )
Snot Rag
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EugeneH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Eight is Enough
(A2H3)
Fux Capacitor
(Wildcard H3)
D.P.
(StumpH3)
Trashy Snatch
(SWH3)
Lickalottacockus
(MVH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Dirty MF
(South Sound H3 )
Boner Spurs
(NNH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(ChiH3)
NutKing Slut
(TCH3)
Smashing Blumpkins
(PH4)
Knotty by Nature
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Shit Sandwich
(OH3)
Blowhard
(C2H3)
Kissing Booth
(SWH3)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
Just Shannon
(DCPH4)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Razor Clam
(LBH3)
CärlessCümShöt
(NomadH3)
Polycamryous SE
(Stump)
No Shame No Soul
Just a Little Prick
(SalemH3)
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
Just Zach
(PH4)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Flybrator
(SSH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumpH3)
Cum Sommelier
(SeattleH3)
Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch
(LALLLLLLLLLE)
Spoogenics
(OH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Wiener Retriever
(Randsburg H3)
Gay-Ho
(Altenglan H3)
LipsDick
(DCPH4)
TRES PULGADAS
(Wandering Whores)
Three Dogs One Cup
(StumpH3)
High mileage
(LH3)
I-Da-Hoe Roofie
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(Oregon h3 )
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Mommy Is Literally Fragile
(LH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
1000 Cock Stare
(Lost Boobs Hash H...)
Streaming Porn
(PVH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)
(Portland Stump/Hump)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander
(SSH3)
Everything Butt Porn
(PH4)
Glitterous
(SalemH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...
Just Carrie
(Larryville by proxy)
ITD
(NomadH3)
Bunnyfucker
(N2H3)
R2-D Cups
(A2H3)
Shitter Shatter
(LH3 Larryville)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Pooh Bare With Me
(South Sound Shits...)
Fill Your Mouth
(Larryville!)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Dildo Shaggins
(NoH3-)
Don't Fuck Me Pillow
(A2H3)
Just Sam
(PH4)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Just Major Concern
(HamsterH3)
Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry
(HSWTFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(VMH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville)
TESTICULUS minimus
(No Name H3)
It's Still Stained
(HSWTFH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
Smell It, Touch It, Taste It
(OH3)
Pillage Idiot
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Street Meat
(N2H3)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
SIMA
(SWH3)
Bosco
(A2H3)
Polepoundher
(SSH3)
Cum Squadron
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(A2H3)
Don't Ask About Anal
(NNH3)
Just Sarah
(OH3)
Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole
(HSWTFH3)
Rear Admiral
(N2H3)
Just alex
(Salemh3)
Daddy Issues
(LH3)
Shock the Beaver
(PH4)
Forrest Hump
(SWH3)
White Girl Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy
(OH3)
Im Gonna Cum
(Stumptown Hash Ho...)
Driponya
(Larryville)
Cock of Shame
(SurvivorH3)
Bloody ball dropper
(SWH3)
PotC: TCotBPN
(No Balls H3)
RPM
(PH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(SWWH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(SWH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
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