Organizers:
2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026
03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $110
YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM
Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.
March 20-22nd, 2026
Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.
Limit 269 Attendees.
Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Green Dresses
Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.
Location Details
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
Public Event
including:
Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole
(HSWTFH3)
Just Major Concern
(HamsterH3)
Spoogenics
(OH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
Just Carrie
(Larryville by proxy)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Shitter Shatter
(LH3 Larryville)
Forever 20 Soon
(LH3)
Three Foot Fucker
(PH4)
Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry
(HSWTFH3)
Bottom Dollar
(PH4)
Prodigal Son of a Bitch
(PH4)
Flybrator
(SSH3)
Eight is Enough
(A2H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Dirty MF
(South Sound H3 )
Shattered Sexpectations
(LH3)
Moist Is Attractive
(Larryville Hash H...)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Cum Sommelier
(SeattleH3)
Driponya
(Larryville)
Pillage Idiot
(StumpH3)
Smashing Blumpkins
(PH4)
Mommy Is Literally Fragile
(LH3)
Daddy Issues
(LH3)
Polycamryous SE
(Stump)
Bosco
(A2H3)
Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander
(SSH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville)
Po-Po Peepshow
(ChiH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)
(Portland Stump/Hump)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Cocktistic
(A2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Street Meat
(N2H3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Knotty by Nature
(StumpH3)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Lickalottacockus
(MVH3)
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
Jennatailia
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...
Don't Fuck Me Pillow
(A2H3)
R2-D Cups
(A2H3)
Rear Admiral
(N2H3)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
It's Still Stained
(HSWTFH3)
Kissing Booth
(SWH3)
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