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2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026

03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110

YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM

Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.

March 20-22nd, 2026

Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.

Limit 269 Attendees.

Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.


Green Dresses

Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.

Location Details

SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232

SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232

On After Friday - Sanctuary. On After Saturday -- Triple Nickel

Public Event

See the full list!

183 Hashers came

including:

Wiener Retriever

(Randsburg H3)

Purdy Mouth, the Whole-fficial Team Fister

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

D.P.

(StumpH3)

Mouth Down South

SFH3/Fog City H3
...

Everything Butt Porn

(PH4)

Kill Da Wabbit

(SWWH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Shit Sandwich

(OH3)

Boner Spurs

(NNH3)

Just Zach

(PH4)

It's Still Stained

(HSWTFH3)

Just alex

(Salemh3)

Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)

(Portland Stump/Hump)

Slobby Seconds

(DWH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Polepoundher

(SSH3)

Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy

(OH3)

No Shame No Soul

JNUH3

Darkstar Porkestra

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Prodigal Son of a Bitch

(PH4)

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

Three Foot Fucker

(PH4)

Stool Sampled

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Cockanova

(Larryville)

Just Major Concern

(HamsterH3)

High mileage

(LH3)

3 Second Souvenir

OH3
That's poly's ass.

Three Dogs One Cup

(StumpH3)

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

Just Chrystal (SSH3)

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Po-Po Peepshow

(ChiH3)

Shattered Sexpectations

(LH3)

Just Sam

(PH4)

Space Invader

Eugene H3
...

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Nanny Pokely

(LVH3vlv)

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Blowhard

(C2H3)

The Nut Wrangler

(A2H3)

Cum Squadron

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(PH4)

Mommy Is Literally Fragile

(LH3)

Fux Capacitor

(Wildcard H3)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

SIMA

(SWH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

(No Balls H3)

Forever 20 Soon

(LH3)

Cum Sommelier

(SeattleH3)

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

Pillage Idiot

(StumpH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...

Extra sensory pussy

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

Just Shannon

(DCPH4)

Bottom Dollar

(PH4)

Rectal Rabbi

Springfield Illinois Hash House Harriers (SPIILH3)
...

White Girl Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Where theres a hole theres a way

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

NutKing Slut

(TCH3)

Glitterous

(SalemH3)

Eight is Enough

(A2H3)

Don't Fuck Me Pillow

(A2H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Knotty by Nature

(StumpH3)

DeathCab for Shootie

(StumpH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Only Cans

(NoBalls)

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Gay-Ho

(Altenglan H3)

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

Hardigan Sweater

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Full service fluffer

(Cherry city )

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(PH4)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Dirty MF

(South Sound H3 )

Hellooo Kitty

SeattleH3
...

Haley's Cockit

Wandering Whore H3
Lost on trail in Oregon

Fucking Shittarded

JNUH3
We shall walk with a w...

ITD

(NomadH3)

Uber Eats Me

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Jennatailia

(Anchorage Alaska H3)

Phlogging Poly

(Nomad H3)

Cock of Shame

(SurvivorH3)

Just Carrie

(Larryville by proxy)

Just a Little Prick

(SalemH3)

1000 Cock Stare

(Lost Boobs Hash H...)

Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry

(HSWTFH3)

Smell my pinky

(Oregon h3 )

Flybrator

(SSH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(SWWH3)

TRES PULGADAS

(Wandering Whores)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Moist Is Attractive

(Larryville Hash H...)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Driponya

(Larryville)

FaireRenPint 99

Chicago H3
...

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Post Traumatic Sheep Disorder

NomadH3
Virgin RDR LVH3 2024

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Alfred Fishcock

Portland Green Dress Run
...

Dildo Shaggins

(NoH3-)

Orville Redencocker

(Oregon Kahuna)

Pooh Bare With Me

(South Sound Shits...)

Forrest Hump

(SWH3)

GONZO

(SH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

The Great Gagsby

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Im Gonna Cum

(Stumptown Hash Ho...)

Polycamryous SE

(Stump)

Spoogenics

(OH3)

Shock the Beaver

(PH4)

Prodigal Son of a Bitch

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Razor Clam

(LBH3)

Naughty by Nature

(LH3)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Top Thong

(CH3)

Smell It, Touch It, Taste It

(OH3)

Head Queen

(EugeneH3)

Street Meat

(N2H3)

Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander

(SSH3)

Dick n' Chews

(StumpH3)

Fill Your Mouth

(Larryville!)

DeliCUNTessen!

(Ph4)

Game Ovary

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(VMH3)

TESTICULUS minimus

(No Name H3)

Kissing Booth

(SWH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Bloody ball dropper

(SWH3)

LipsDick

(DCPH4)

Tragic: the Gathering

(NoBalls)

Bunnyfucker

(N2H3)

Cocktistic

(A2H3)

Gayzelle

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Suck My Sauce

(SSH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Just Sarah

(OH3)

Squat Twat

(DenverH3)

R2-D Cups

(A2H3)

Bosco

(A2H3)

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

California Larrikins
Former travel whore

Varsity Blows

(South Sound H3 )

Cherry Cum Lately

Larryville Hash House Harriers
Ask me about my butthole.

The Deadliest Snatch

(Kink H3)

Shitter Shatter

(LH3 Larryville)

Hold Whore

South West Washington H3
...

Lickalottacockus

(MVH3)

Don't Ask About Anal

(NNH3)

Trashy Snatch

(SWH3)

Aliya

(SSH3)

Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch

(LALLLLLLLLLE)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Deaf Dick

(PH4)

RPM

(PH3)

Cumming About

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?

(HSWTFH3)

Sex De Squirrelei

(OH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(SWH3)

Streaming Porn

(PVH3)

Daddy Issues

(LH3)

On myself, every time

Stumptown H3
Let me take a #selfie!

Tunnel O' Love

(StumpH3)

Through the Looking Ass

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

CärlessCümShöt

(NomadH3)

Bearly Blue

Seattle Hash House Harriers
I aim to misbehave.

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(BoulderH3)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)