Cost: $110
YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM
Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.
March 20-22nd, 2026
Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.
Limit 269 Attendees.
Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Green Dresses
Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
including:
Wiener Retriever
(Randsburg H3)
D.P.
(StumpH3)
Everything Butt Porn
(PH4)
Kill Da Wabbit
(SWWH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Shit Sandwich
(OH3)
Boner Spurs
(NNH3)
Just Zach
(PH4)
It's Still Stained
(HSWTFH3)
Just alex
(Salemh3)
Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)
(Portland Stump/Hump)
Slobby Seconds
(DWH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Polepoundher
(SSH3)
Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy
(OH3)
No Shame No Soul
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Prodigal Son of a Bitch
(PH4)
Rear Admiral
(N2H3)
Three Foot Fucker
(PH4)
Cockanova
(Larryville)
Just Major Concern
(HamsterH3)
High mileage
(LH3)
Three Dogs One Cup
(StumpH3)
I-Da-Hoe Roofie
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(ChiH3)
Shattered Sexpectations
(LH3)
Just Sam
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Smashing Blumpkins
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Blowhard
(C2H3)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Cum Squadron
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
Mommy Is Literally Fragile
(LH3)
Fux Capacitor
(Wildcard H3)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
SIMA
(SWH3)
PotC: TCotBPN
(No Balls H3)
Forever 20 Soon
(LH3)
Cum Sommelier
(SeattleH3)
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
Pillage Idiot
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Shannon
(DCPH4)
Bottom Dollar
(PH4)
White Girl Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
NutKing Slut
(TCH3)
Glitterous
(SalemH3)
Eight is Enough
(A2H3)
Don't Fuck Me Pillow
(A2H3)
Knotty by Nature
(StumpH3)
DeathCab for Shootie
(StumpH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Only Cans
(NoBalls)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Gay-Ho
(Altenglan H3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Full service fluffer
(Cherry city )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(PH4)
Dirty MF
(South Sound H3 )
ITD
(NomadH3)
Jennatailia
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Nomad H3)
Cock of Shame
(SurvivorH3)
Just Carrie
(Larryville by proxy)
Just a Little Prick
(SalemH3)
1000 Cock Stare
(Lost Boobs Hash H...)
Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry
(HSWTFH3)
Smell my pinky
(Oregon h3 )
Flybrator
(SSH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(SWWH3)
TRES PULGADAS
(Wandering Whores)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Moist Is Attractive
(Larryville Hash H...)
Driponya
(Larryville)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Dildo Shaggins
(NoH3-)
Orville Redencocker
(Oregon Kahuna)
Pooh Bare With Me
(South Sound Shits...)
Forrest Hump
(SWH3)
GONZO
(SH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Im Gonna Cum
(Stumptown Hash Ho...)
Polycamryous SE
(Stump)
Spoogenics
(OH3)
Shock the Beaver
(PH4)
Razor Clam
(LBH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Top Thong
(CH3)
Smell It, Touch It, Taste It
(OH3)
Head Queen
(EugeneH3)
Street Meat
(N2H3)
Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander
(SSH3)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
Fill Your Mouth
(Larryville!)
DeliCUNTessen!
(Ph4)
Sweet N Loaded
(VMH3)
TESTICULUS minimus
(No Name H3)
Kissing Booth
(SWH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Bloody ball dropper
(SWH3)
LipsDick
(DCPH4)
Tragic: the Gathering
(NoBalls)
Bunnyfucker
(N2H3)
Cocktistic
(A2H3)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just Sarah
(OH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
R2-D Cups
(A2H3)
Bosco
(A2H3)
Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole
(HSWTFH3)
Varsity Blows
(South Sound H3 )
The Deadliest Snatch
(Kink H3)
Shitter Shatter
(LH3 Larryville)
Lickalottacockus
(MVH3)
Don't Ask About Anal
(NNH3)
Trashy Snatch
(SWH3)
Aliya
(SSH3)
Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch
(LALLLLLLLLLE)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Deaf Dick
(PH4)
RPM
(PH3)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?
(HSWTFH3)
Sex De Squirrelei
(OH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(SWH3)
Streaming Porn
(PVH3)
Daddy Issues
(LH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumpH3)
CärlessCümShöt
(NomadH3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
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