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2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026

03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110

YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM

Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.

March 20-22nd, 2026

Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.

Limit 269 Attendees.

Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.


Green Dresses

Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.

Location Details

SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232

SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232

On After Friday - Sanctuary. On After Saturday -- Triple Nickel

Public Event

See the full list!

183 Hashers came

including:

Im Gonna Cum

(Stumptown Hash Ho...)

Top Thong

(CH3)

Rectal Rabbi

Springfield Illinois Hash House Harriers (SPIILH3)
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Fucking Shittarded

JNUH3
We shall walk with a w...

Wiener Retriever

(Randsburg H3)

Bunnyfucker

(N2H3)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Kissing Booth

(SWH3)

Mommy Is Literally Fragile

(LH3)

The Great Gagsby

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Jennatailia

(Anchorage Alaska H3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Street Meat

(N2H3)

Mouth Down South

SFH3/Fog City H3
...

Varsity Blows

(South Sound H3 )

Gay-Ho

(Altenglan H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

ITD

(NomadH3)

Cocktistic

(A2H3)

Bottom Dollar

(PH4)

Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander

(SSH3)

Fux Capacitor

(Wildcard H3)

Gayzelle

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Orville Redencocker

(Oregon Kahuna)

French Clit Au Jus

(SWWH3)

Polycamryous SE

(Stump)

Spoogenics

(OH3)

R2-D Cups

(A2H3)

TRES PULGADAS

(Wandering Whores)

Three Dogs One Cup

(StumpH3)

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(BoulderH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Kink H3)

CärlessCümShöt

(NomadH3)

Knotty by Nature

(StumpH3)

Squat Twat

(DenverH3)

Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)

(Portland Stump/Hump)

Dick n' Chews

(StumpH3)

Just alex

(Salemh3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Purdy Mouth, the Whole-fficial Team Fister

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

Subaru nmy HuHu

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Cockanova

(Larryville)

Suck My Sauce

(SSH3)

Just Sam

(PH4)

Just Sarah

(OH3)

Everything Butt Porn

(PH4)

Slobby Seconds

(DWH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(NoH3-)

Aliya

(SSH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Naughty by Nature

(LH3)

D.P.

(StumpH3)

Just Major Concern

(HamsterH3)

Game Ovary

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Stool Sampled

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Shattered Sexpectations

(LH3)

SIMA

(SWH3)

Nanny Pokely

(LVH3vlv)

RPM

(PH3)

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

No Shame No Soul

JNUH3

Shock the Beaver

(PH4)

Just a Little Prick

(SalemH3)

Deaf Dick

(PH4)

Just Zach

(PH4)

Glitterous

(SalemH3)

Juice Box

(SWH3)

NutKing Slut

(TCH3)

Hold Whore

South West Washington H3
...

Sweet N Loaded

(VMH3)

Space Invader

Eugene H3
...

Streaming Porn

(PVH3)

Cock of Shame

(SurvivorH3)

Smell It, Touch It, Taste It

(OH3)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumpH3)

On myself, every time

Stumptown H3
Let me take a #selfie!

Hardigan Sweater

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

GONZO

(SH3)

Moist Is Attractive

(Larryville Hash H...)

Prodigal Son of a Bitch

(PH4)

Darkstar Porkestra

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

3 Second Souvenir

OH3
That's poly's ass.

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

Extra sensory pussy

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

DeathCab for Shootie

(StumpH3)

FaireRenPint 99

Chicago H3
...

Fill Your Mouth

(Larryville!)

Just Chrystal (SSH3)

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Daddy Issues

(LH3)

Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy

(OH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Post Traumatic Sheep Disorder

NomadH3
Virgin RDR LVH3 2024

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...

Don't Fuck Me Pillow

(A2H3)

Phlogging Poly

(Nomad H3)

Bosco

(A2H3)

Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry

(HSWTFH3)

1000 Cock Stare

(Lost Boobs Hash H...)

Alfred Fishcock

Portland Green Dress Run
...

Don't Ask About Anal

(NNH3)

Blowhard

(C2H3)

LipsDick

(DCPH4)

Prodigal Son of a Bitch

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Tragic: the Gathering

(NoBalls)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Just Carrie

(Larryville by proxy)

Snot Rag

(PH4)

Driponya

(Larryville)

Eight is Enough

(A2H3)

Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch

(LALLLLLLLLLE)

High mileage

(LH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Smell my pinky

(Oregon h3 )

Only Cans

(NoBalls)

Pillage Idiot

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(SWH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

(No Balls H3)

Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?

(HSWTFH3)

Polepoundher

(SSH3)

Just Shannon

(DCPH4)

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Head Queen

(EugeneH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(SWWH3)

Trashy Snatch

(SWH3)

Cum Squadron

(StumpH3)

Forever 20 Soon

(LH3)

White Girl Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Through the Looking Ass

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Where theres a hole theres a way

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

DeliCUNTessen!

(Ph4)

Bearly Blue

Seattle Hash House Harriers
I aim to misbehave.

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Boner Spurs

(NNH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(ChiH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Sommelier

(SeattleH3)

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(PH4)

Full service fluffer

(Cherry city )

Flybrator

(SSH3)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3)

Shit Sandwich

(OH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Dirty MF

(South Sound H3 )

Shitter Shatter

(LH3 Larryville)

Lickalottacockus

(MVH3)

Bloody ball dropper

(SWH3)

Cumming About

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Forrest Hump

(SWH3)

The Nut Wrangler

(A2H3)

Uber Eats Me

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Hellooo Kitty

SeattleH3
...

Sex De Squirrelei

(OH3)

Three Foot Fucker

(PH4)

Pooh Bare With Me

(South Sound Shits...)

Cherry Cum Lately

Larryville Hash House Harriers
Ask me about my butthole.

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Razor Clam

(LBH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

California Larrikins
Former travel whore

Haley's Cockit

Wandering Whore H3
Lost on trail in Oregon

It's Still Stained

(HSWTFH3)

TESTICULUS minimus

(No Name H3)