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2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026

03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110

YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM

Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.

March 20-22nd, 2026

Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.

Limit 269 Attendees.

Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.


Green Dresses

Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.

Location Details

SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232

SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232

On After Friday - Sanctuary. On After Saturday -- Triple Nickel

Public Event

See the full list!

183 Hashers came

including:

Nanny Pokely

(LVH3vlv)

No Shame No Soul

JNUH3

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Razor Clam

(LBH3)

Extra sensory pussy

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carrie

(Larryville by proxy)

Sex De Squirrelei

(OH3)

Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)

(Portland Stump/Hump)

The Great Gagsby

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Top Thong

(CH3)

TESTICULUS minimus

(No Name H3)

Where theres a hole theres a way

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Cherry Cum Lately

Larryville Hash House Harriers
Ask me about my butthole.

3 Second Souvenir

OH3
That's poly's ass.

Through the Looking Ass

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Weird Al Spankabitch

California Larrikins
Former travel whore

Just Chrystal (SSH3)

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Forrest Hump

(SWH3)

Fux Capacitor

(Wildcard H3)

Cum Squadron

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(PH4)

Full service fluffer

(Cherry city )

Polycamryous SE

(Stump)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumpH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Fill Your Mouth

(Larryville!)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

CärlessCümShöt

(NomadH3)

Forever 20 Soon

(LH3)

Don't Ask About Anal

(NNH3)

Knotty by Nature

(StumpH3)

Just Sam

(PH4)

Aliya

(SSH3)

Mommy Is Literally Fragile

(LH3)

Post Traumatic Sheep Disorder

NomadH3
Virgin RDR LVH3 2024

Just Zach

(PH4)

French Clit Au Jus

(SWWH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(SWWH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

Phlogging Poly

(Nomad H3)

Gayzelle

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Varsity Blows

(South Sound H3 )

On myself, every time

Stumptown H3
Let me take a #selfie!

Bunnyfucker

(N2H3)

Hellooo Kitty

SeattleH3
...

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Rectal Rabbi

Springfield Illinois Hash House Harriers (SPIILH3)
...

Naughty by Nature

(LH3)

Darkstar Porkestra

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

LipsDick

(DCPH4)

Hold Whore

South West Washington H3
...

Head Queen

(EugeneH3)

Orville Redencocker

(Oregon Kahuna)

Bosco

(A2H3)

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

ITD

(NomadH3)

Prodigal Son of a Bitch

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shock the Beaver

(PH4)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

DeliCUNTessen!

(Ph4)

Boner Spurs

(NNH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Three Foot Fucker

(PH4)

Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch

(LALLLLLLLLLE)

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Im Gonna Cum

(Stumptown Hash Ho...)

Daddy Issues

(LH3)

GONZO

(SH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(PH4)

Kissing Booth

(SWH3)

It's Still Stained

(HSWTFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(VMH3)

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

FaireRenPint 99

Chicago H3
...

Flybrator

(SSH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(NoH3-)

Just alex

(Salemh3)

TRES PULGADAS

(Wandering Whores)

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

1000 Cock Stare

(Lost Boobs Hash H...)

Fucking Shittarded

JNUH3
We shall walk with a w...

Bearly Blue

Seattle Hash House Harriers
I aim to misbehave.

Trashy Snatch

(SWH3)

Slobby Seconds

(DWH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Wiener Retriever

(Randsburg H3)

Suck My Sauce

(SSH3)

R2-D Cups

(A2H3)

Hardigan Sweater

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

Game Ovary

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Cumming About

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Don't Fuck Me Pillow

(A2H3)

Tragic: the Gathering

(NoBalls)

SIMA

(SWH3)

RPM

(PH3)

The Nut Wrangler

(A2H3)

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander

(SSH3)

Smell It, Touch It, Taste It

(OH3)

Glitterous

(SalemH3)

Uber Eats Me

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3)

Just a Little Prick

(SalemH3)

Only Cans

(NoBalls)

Everything Butt Porn

(PH4)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Kink H3)

Just Sarah

(OH3)

Cock of Shame

(SurvivorH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

DeathCab for Shootie

(StumpH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

NutKing Slut

(TCH3)

Cum Sommelier

(SeattleH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Pillage Idiot

(StumpH3)

Stool Sampled

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Alfred Fishcock

Portland Green Dress Run
...

Mouth Down South

SFH3/Fog City H3
...

Dirty MF

(South Sound H3 )

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Three Dogs One Cup

(StumpH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(ChiH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Lickalottacockus

(MVH3)

White Girl Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Bloody ball dropper

(SWH3)

Spoogenics

(OH3)

Gay-Ho

(Altenglan H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Purdy Mouth, the Whole-fficial Team Fister

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

Cocktistic

(A2H3)

Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry

(HSWTFH3)

Jennatailia

(Anchorage Alaska H3)

Bottom Dollar

(PH4)

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(BoulderH3)

Just Shannon

(DCPH4)

Eight is Enough

(A2H3)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Smell my pinky

(Oregon h3 )

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Driponya

(Larryville)

Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy

(OH3)

Prodigal Son of a Bitch

(PH4)

Streaming Porn

(PVH3)

Dick n' Chews

(StumpH3)

High mileage

(LH3)

Pooh Bare With Me

(South Sound Shits...)

Shitter Shatter

(LH3 Larryville)

Just Major Concern

(HamsterH3)

Shit Sandwich

(OH3)

Deaf Dick

(PH4)

Moist Is Attractive

(Larryville Hash H...)

Street Meat

(N2H3)

PotC: TCotBPN

(No Balls H3)

Polepoundher

(SSH3)

Shattered Sexpectations

(LH3)

Cockanova

(Larryville)

Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?

(HSWTFH3)

Blowhard

(C2H3)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Haley's Cockit

Wandering Whore H3
Lost on trail in Oregon

D.P.

(StumpH3)

Space Invader

Eugene H3
...

Rip Van Tinkle

(SWH3)

Squat Twat

(DenverH3)