Cost: $110
YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM
Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.
March 20-22nd, 2026
Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.
Limit 269 Attendees.
Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Green Dresses
Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
including:
LipsDick
(DCPH4)
Shattered Sexpectations
(LH3)
PotC: TCotBPN
(No Balls H3)
Just Shannon
(DCPH4)
Orville Redencocker
(Oregon Kahuna)
Razor Clam
(LBH3)
Cum Squadron
(StumpH3)
Smashing Blumpkins
(PH4)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Kill Da Wabbit
(SWWH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(SWWH3)
Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch
(LALLLLLLLLLE)
Don't Fuck Me Pillow
(A2H3)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?
(HSWTFH3)
Moist Is Attractive
(Larryville Hash H...)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Just Zach
(PH4)
High mileage
(LH3)
Bosco
(A2H3)
Wiener Retriever
(Randsburg H3)
Jennatailia
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
SIMA
(SWH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick
(SalemH3)
Eight is Enough
(A2H3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Mommy Is Literally Fragile
(LH3)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander
(SSH3)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
Shock the Beaver
(PH4)
Bunnyfucker
(N2H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumpH3)
Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy
(OH3)
Gay-Ho
(Altenglan H3)
Varsity Blows
(South Sound H3 )
Flybrator
(SSH3)
Just Major Concern
(HamsterH3)
Polepoundher
(SSH3)
Sex De Squirrelei
(OH3)
I-Da-Hoe Roofie
(StumpH3)
Bottom Dollar
(PH4)
Pillage Idiot
(StumpH3)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)
(Portland Stump/Hump)
Polycamryous SE
(Stump)
Boner Spurs
(NNH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(SWH3)
Just alex
(Salemh3)
Three Dogs One Cup
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(PH4)
Spoogenics
(OH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Shoe Said Head
Deaf Dick
(PH4)
Cum Sommelier
(SeattleH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Street Meat
(N2H3)
RPM
(PH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
CärlessCümShöt
(NomadH3)
Trashy Snatch
(SWH3)
Smell It, Touch It, Taste It
(OH3)
Cocktistic
(A2H3)
Forrest Hump
(SWH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Aliya
(SSH3)
Slobby Seconds
(DWH3)
Three Foot Fucker
(PH4)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Dirty MF
(South Sound H3 )
1000 Cock Stare
(Lost Boobs Hash H...)
Po-Po Peepshow
(ChiH3)
D.P.
(StumpH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Streaming Porn
(PVH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Shit Sandwich
(OH3)
Driponya
(Larryville)
Cock of Shame
(SurvivorH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(VMH3)
Lickalottacockus
(MVH3)
It's Still Stained
(HSWTFH3)
Top Thong
(CH3)
DeliCUNTessen!
(Ph4)
Blowhard
(C2H3)
Cockanova
(Larryville)
Daddy Issues
(LH3)
NutKing Slut
(TCH3)
Smell my pinky
(Oregon h3 )
Full service fluffer
(Cherry city )
The Deadliest Snatch
(Kink H3)
Fux Capacitor
(Wildcard H3)
Bloody ball dropper
(SWH3)
Only Cans
(NoBalls)
Rear Admiral
(N2H3)
GONZO
(SH3)
Tragic: the Gathering
(NoBalls)
ITD
(NomadH3)
Knotty by Nature
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Sarah
(OH3)
Just Carrie
(Larryville by proxy)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Forever 20 Soon
(LH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Fill Your Mouth
(Larryville!)
Shitter Shatter
(LH3 Larryville)
DeathCab for Shootie
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask About Anal
(NNH3)
Everything Butt Porn
(PH4)
Kissing Booth
(SWH3)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
No Shame No Soul
Glitterous
(SalemH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
Im Gonna Cum
(Stumptown Hash Ho...)
Pooh Bare With Me
(South Sound Shits...)
Phlogging Poly
(Nomad H3)
White Girl Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Head Queen
(EugeneH3)
Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole
(HSWTFH3)
Dildo Shaggins
(NoH3-)
Prodigal Son of a Bitch
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
TESTICULUS minimus
(No Name H3)
Just Sam
(PH4)
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry
(HSWTFH3)
R2-D Cups
(A2H3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
TRES PULGADAS
(Wandering Whores)
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