This event is over.
Organizers:
2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026
03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $110
YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM
Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.
March 20-22nd, 2026
Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.
Limit 269 Attendees.
Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Green Dresses
Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.
Location Details
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
Public Event
including:
Boner Spurs
(NNH3)
Snot Rag
(PH4)
Polepoundher
(SSH3)
Streaming Porn
(PVH3)
Eight is Enough
(A2H3)
TRES PULGADAS
(Wandering Whores)
Daddy Issues
(LH3)
Just Sarah
(OH3)
Bunnyfucker
(N2H3)
Dirty MF
(South Sound H3 )
Three Dogs One Cup
(StumpH3)
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
Tragic: the Gathering
(NoBalls)
GONZO
(SH3)
Fill Your Mouth
(Larryville!)
It's Still Stained
(HSWTFH3)
Pooh Bare With Me
(South Sound Shits...)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Don't Fuck Me Pillow
(A2H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
Shit Sandwich
(OH3)
Just alex
(Salemh3)
Fux Capacitor
(Wildcard H3)
Wiener Retriever
(Randsburg H3)
Smell It, Touch It, Taste It
(OH3)
Only Cans
(NoBalls)
Top Thong
(CH3)
Knotty by Nature
(StumpH3)
ITD
(NomadH3)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Trashy Snatch
(SWH3)
RPM
(PH3)
Kissing Booth
(SWH3)
Just Zach
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Full service fluffer
(Cherry city )
TESTICULUS minimus
(No Name H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(SWH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
LipsDick
(DCPH4)
High mileage
(LH3)
Just Sam
(PH4)
Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry
(HSWTFH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Pillage Idiot
(StumpH3)
DeathCab for Shootie
(StumpH3)
Three Foot Fucker
(PH4)
R2-D Cups
(A2H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Glitterous
(SalemH3)
Just Major Concern
(HamsterH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(ChiH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Nomad H3)
Blowhard
(C2H3)
Forrest Hump
(SWH3)
Orville Redencocker
(Oregon Kahuna)
Sex De Squirrelei
(OH3)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Dildo Shaggins
(NoH3-)
Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy
(OH3)
Just a Little Prick
(SalemH3)
I-Da-Hoe Roofie
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Slobby Seconds
(DWH3)
Cock of Shame
(SurvivorH3)
Smell my pinky
(Oregon h3 )
Everything Butt Porn
(PH4)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Cum Squadron
(StumpH3)
1000 Cock Stare
(Lost Boobs Hash H...)
Rear Admiral
(N2H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Just Carrie
(Larryville by proxy)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
SIMA
(SWH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumpH3)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
D.P.
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)
(Portland Stump/Hump)
Smashing Blumpkins
(PH4)
Shock the Beaver
(PH4)
Flybrator
(SSH3)
Bloody ball dropper
(SWH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Don't Ask About Anal
(NNH3)
Jennatailia
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Lickalottacockus
(MVH3)
Cum Sommelier
(SeattleH3)
Varsity Blows
(South Sound H3 )
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Moist Is Attractive
(Larryville Hash H...)
NutKing Slut
(TCH3)
Just Shannon
(DCPH4)
Cockanova
(Larryville)
Shattered Sexpectations
(LH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(VMH3)
Gay-Ho
(Altenglan H3)
Driponya
(Larryville)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Spoogenics
(OH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
DeliCUNTessen!
(Ph4)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
Im Gonna Cum
(Stumptown Hash Ho...)
Street Meat
(N2H3)
Head Queen
(EugeneH3)
Aliya
(SSH3)
Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole
(HSWTFH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Kink H3)
White Girl Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch
(LALLLLLLLLLE)
Bosco
(A2H3)
Shitter Shatter
(LH3 Larryville)
No Shame No Soul
Razor Clam
(LBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Mommy Is Literally Fragile
(LH3)
PotC: TCotBPN
(No Balls H3)
Bottom Dollar
(PH4)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Polycamryous SE
(Stump)
CärlessCümShöt
(NomadH3)
Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander
(SSH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(SWWH3)
Deaf Dick
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(A2H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Prodigal Son of a Bitch
(PH4)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?
(HSWTFH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(SWWH3)
Forever 20 Soon
(LH3)
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