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Organizers:
2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026
03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $110
YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM
Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.
March 20-22nd, 2026
Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.
Limit 269 Attendees.
Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Green Dresses
Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.
Location Details
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
Public Event
including:
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Bloody ball dropper
(SWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander
(SSH3)
Rear Admiral
(N2H3)
DeliCUNTessen!
(Ph4)
Spoogenics
(OH3)
Cocktistic
(A2H3)
Pooh Bare With Me
(South Sound Shits...)
ITD
(NomadH3)
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch
(LALLLLLLLLLE)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Just Zach
(PH4)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...
Tunnel O' Love
(StumpH3)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Street Meat
(N2H3)
Polycamryous SE
(Stump)
Varsity Blows
(South Sound H3 )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Only Cans
(NoBalls)
Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry
(HSWTFH3)
TESTICULUS minimus
(No Name H3)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Cum Sommelier
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Major Concern
(HamsterH3)
Full service fluffer
(Cherry city )
Bosco
(A2H3)
Eight is Enough
(A2H3)
DeathCab for Shootie
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Gay-Ho
(Altenglan H3)
LipsDick
(DCPH4)
Moist Is Attractive
(Larryville Hash H...)
White Girl Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Fux Capacitor
(Wildcard H3)
Cum Squadron
(StumpH3)
Shattered Sexpectations
(LH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Just Carrie
(Larryville by proxy)
Rip Van Tinkle
(SWH3)
Razor Clam
(LBH3)
Lickalottacockus
(MVH3)
TRES PULGADAS
(Wandering Whores)
Head Queen
(EugeneH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Shock the Beaver
(PH4)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Top Thong
(CH3)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Dildo Shaggins
(NoH3-)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Pillage Idiot
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Polepoundher
(SSH3)
Three Foot Fucker
(PH4)
High mileage
(LH3)
Wiener Retriever
(Randsburg H3)
Smell my pinky
(Oregon h3 )
1000 Cock Stare
(Lost Boobs Hash H...)
Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)
(Portland Stump/Hump)
Jennatailia
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Daddy Issues
(LH3)
Forrest Hump
(SWH3)
RPM
(PH3)
Bunnyfucker
(N2H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(PH4)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Dirty MF
(South Sound H3 )
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Prodigal Son of a Bitch
(PH4)
Shit Sandwich
(OH3)
Deaf Dick
(PH4)
Cockanova
(Larryville)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?
(HSWTFH3)
Smell It, Touch It, Taste It
(OH3)
Kissing Booth
(SWH3)
Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole
(HSWTFH3)
D.P.
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Slobby Seconds
(DWH3)
Aliya
(SSH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(SWWH3)
Fill Your Mouth
(Larryville!)
Driponya
(Larryville)
NutKing Slut
(TCH3)
Bottom Dollar
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(VMH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Just alex
(Salemh3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(ChiH3)
Blowhard
(C2H3)
Just Shannon
(DCPH4)
Just Sarah
(OH3)
Cock of Shame
(SurvivorH3)
Everything Butt Porn
(PH4)
Phlogging Poly
(Nomad H3)
I-Da-Hoe Roofie
(StumpH3)
SIMA
(SWH3)
Forever 20 Soon
(LH3)
Don't Ask About Anal
(NNH3)
Tragic: the Gathering
(NoBalls)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Trashy Snatch
(SWH3)
Flybrator
(SSH3)
Just a Little Prick
(SalemH3)
Boner Spurs
(NNH3)
Just Sam
(PH4)
Knotty by Nature
(StumpH3)
Sex De Squirrelei
(OH3)
No Shame No Soul
It's Still Stained
(HSWTFH3)
CärlessCümShöt
(NomadH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(SWWH3)
Don't Fuck Me Pillow
(A2H3)
Im Gonna Cum
(Stumptown Hash Ho...)
GONZO
(SH3)
Shitter Shatter
(LH3 Larryville)
R2-D Cups
(A2H3)
Three Dogs One Cup
(StumpH3)
Orville Redencocker
(Oregon Kahuna)
Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy
(OH3)
PotC: TCotBPN
(No Balls H3)
Mommy Is Literally Fragile
(LH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Kink H3)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Streaming Porn
(PVH3)
Glitterous
(SalemH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Smashing Blumpkins
(PH4)
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