Cost: $110
YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM
Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.
March 20-22nd, 2026
Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.
Limit 269 Attendees.
Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Green Dresses
Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
including:
Im Gonna Cum
(Stumptown Hash Ho...)
Top Thong
(CH3)
Wiener Retriever
(Randsburg H3)
Bunnyfucker
(N2H3)
Kissing Booth
(SWH3)
Mommy Is Literally Fragile
(LH3)
Jennatailia
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Street Meat
(N2H3)
Varsity Blows
(South Sound H3 )
Gay-Ho
(Altenglan H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
ITD
(NomadH3)
Cocktistic
(A2H3)
Bottom Dollar
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander
(SSH3)
Fux Capacitor
(Wildcard H3)
Orville Redencocker
(Oregon Kahuna)
French Clit Au Jus
(SWWH3)
Polycamryous SE
(Stump)
Spoogenics
(OH3)
R2-D Cups
(A2H3)
TRES PULGADAS
(Wandering Whores)
Three Dogs One Cup
(StumpH3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Kink H3)
CärlessCümShöt
(NomadH3)
Knotty by Nature
(StumpH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)
(Portland Stump/Hump)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
Just alex
(Salemh3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Cockanova
(Larryville)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Just Sam
(PH4)
Just Sarah
(OH3)
Everything Butt Porn
(PH4)
Slobby Seconds
(DWH3)
Dildo Shaggins
(NoH3-)
Aliya
(SSH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
D.P.
(StumpH3)
Just Major Concern
(HamsterH3)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Shattered Sexpectations
(LH3)
SIMA
(SWH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
RPM
(PH3)
Rear Admiral
(N2H3)
No Shame No Soul
Shock the Beaver
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick
(SalemH3)
Deaf Dick
(PH4)
Just Zach
(PH4)
Glitterous
(SalemH3)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
NutKing Slut
(TCH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(VMH3)
Streaming Porn
(PVH3)
Cock of Shame
(SurvivorH3)
Smell It, Touch It, Taste It
(OH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumpH3)
GONZO
(SH3)
Moist Is Attractive
(Larryville Hash H...)
Prodigal Son of a Bitch
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Smashing Blumpkins
(PH4)
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
DeathCab for Shootie
(StumpH3)
Fill Your Mouth
(Larryville!)
Daddy Issues
(LH3)
Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy
(OH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Shoe Said Head
Don't Fuck Me Pillow
(A2H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Nomad H3)
Bosco
(A2H3)
Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry
(HSWTFH3)
1000 Cock Stare
(Lost Boobs Hash H...)
Don't Ask About Anal
(NNH3)
Blowhard
(C2H3)
LipsDick
(DCPH4)
Tragic: the Gathering
(NoBalls)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Just Carrie
(Larryville by proxy)
Snot Rag
(PH4)
Driponya
(Larryville)
Eight is Enough
(A2H3)
Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch
(LALLLLLLLLLE)
High mileage
(LH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Smell my pinky
(Oregon h3 )
Only Cans
(NoBalls)
Pillage Idiot
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(SWH3)
PotC: TCotBPN
(No Balls H3)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?
(HSWTFH3)
Polepoundher
(SSH3)
Just Shannon
(DCPH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Head Queen
(EugeneH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(SWWH3)
Trashy Snatch
(SWH3)
Cum Squadron
(StumpH3)
Forever 20 Soon
(LH3)
White Girl Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
DeliCUNTessen!
(Ph4)
Boner Spurs
(NNH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(ChiH3)
Cum Sommelier
(SeattleH3)
I-Da-Hoe Roofie
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
Full service fluffer
(Cherry city )
Flybrator
(SSH3)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole
(HSWTFH3)
Shit Sandwich
(OH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Dirty MF
(South Sound H3 )
Shitter Shatter
(LH3 Larryville)
Lickalottacockus
(MVH3)
Bloody ball dropper
(SWH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Forrest Hump
(SWH3)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Sex De Squirrelei
(OH3)
Three Foot Fucker
(PH4)
Pooh Bare With Me
(South Sound Shits...)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Razor Clam
(LBH3)
It's Still Stained
(HSWTFH3)
TESTICULUS minimus
(No Name H3)
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