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Organizers:
2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026
03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $110
YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM
Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.
March 20-22nd, 2026
Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.
Limit 269 Attendees.
Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Green Dresses
Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.
Location Details
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
Public Event
including:
Just Carrie
(Larryville by proxy)
PotC: TCotBPN
(No Balls H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Street Meat
(N2H3)
Shock the Beaver
(PH4)
Polepoundher
(SSH3)
Dildo Shaggins
(NoH3-)
DeliCUNTessen!
(Ph4)
Trashy Snatch
(SWH3)
Fill Your Mouth
(Larryville!)
Forrest Hump
(SWH3)
NutKing Slut
(TCH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
R2-D Cups
(A2H3)
Bunnyfucker
(N2H3)
Everything Butt Porn
(PH4)
ITD
(NomadH3)
Smashing Blumpkins
(PH4)
Forever 20 Soon
(LH3)
Spoogenics
(OH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander
(SSH3)
Cum Squadron
(StumpH3)
Gay-Ho
(Altenglan H3)
Bottom Dollar
(PH4)
Jennatailia
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Driponya
(Larryville)
It's Still Stained
(HSWTFH3)
Im Gonna Cum
(Stumptown Hash Ho...)
LipsDick
(DCPH4)
Daddy Issues
(LH3)
Shitter Shatter
(LH3 Larryville)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
GONZO
(SH3)
Shattered Sexpectations
(LH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville)
TESTICULUS minimus
(No Name H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(SWH3)
Rear Admiral
(N2H3)
Don't Ask About Anal
(NNH3)
Three Dogs One Cup
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Only Cans
(NoBalls)
Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry
(HSWTFH3)
No Shame No Soul
D.P.
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Top Thong
(CH3)
RPM
(PH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumpH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Deaf Dick
(PH4)
TRES PULGADAS
(Wandering Whores)
Shit Sandwich
(OH3)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Head Queen
(EugeneH3)
Cock of Shame
(SurvivorH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Pooh Bare With Me
(South Sound Shits...)
Sweet N Loaded
(VMH3)
High mileage
(LH3)
Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole
(HSWTFH3)
Snot Rag
(PH4)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Just Zach
(PH4)
Wiener Retriever
(Randsburg H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(SWWH3)
Just Major Concern
(HamsterH3)
Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)
(Portland Stump/Hump)
Fux Capacitor
(Wildcard H3)
Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy
(OH3)
Just Sam
(PH4)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Bloody ball dropper
(SWH3)
Slobby Seconds
(DWH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
White Girl Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
DeathCab for Shootie
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(SWWH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Tragic: the Gathering
(NoBalls)
Just Shannon
(DCPH4)
SIMA
(SWH3)
Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch
(LALLLLLLLLLE)
Po-Po Peepshow
(ChiH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Moist Is Attractive
(Larryville Hash H...)
Just alex
(Salemh3)
Sex De Squirrelei
(OH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Mommy Is Literally Fragile
(LH3)
Blowhard
(C2H3)
Flybrator
(SSH3)
Razor Clam
(LBH3)
Eight is Enough
(A2H3)
Don't Fuck Me Pillow
(A2H3)
1000 Cock Stare
(Lost Boobs Hash H...)
Three Foot Fucker
(PH4)
Glitterous
(SalemH3)
Kissing Booth
(SWH3)
Knotty by Nature
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just a Little Prick
(SalemH3)
Smell It, Touch It, Taste It
(OH3)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?
(HSWTFH3)
Just Sarah
(OH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Nomad H3)
Cum Sommelier
(SeattleH3)
Prodigal Son of a Bitch
(PH4)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Cocktistic
(A2H3)
Dirty MF
(South Sound H3 )
Orville Redencocker
(Oregon Kahuna)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Streaming Porn
(PVH3)
I-Da-Hoe Roofie
(StumpH3)
Lickalottacockus
(MVH3)
Bosco
(A2H3)
CärlessCümShöt
(NomadH3)
Polycamryous SE
(Stump)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...
Varsity Blows
(South Sound H3 )
Aliya
(SSH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Smell my pinky
(Oregon h3 )
Pillage Idiot
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
Boner Spurs
(NNH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Kink H3)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Full service fluffer
(Cherry city )
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