Organizers:
2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026
03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $110
YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM
Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.
March 20-22nd, 2026
Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.
Limit 269 Attendees.
Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Green Dresses
Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.
Location Details
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
Public Event
including:
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
Fill Your Mouth
(Larryville!)
Kill Da Wabbit
(SWWH3)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
Cunterella
(CUNTH3)
Smell my pinky
(Oregon h3 )
Blowhard
(C2H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
Fux Capacitor
(Wildcard H3)
Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)
(Portland Stump/Hump)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Bosco
(A2H3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Only Cans
(NoBalls)
Spoogenics
(OH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Everything Butt Porn
(PH4)
Full service fluffer
(Cherry city )
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Rear Admiral
(N2H3)
Mommy Is Literally Fragile
(LH3)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Head Queen
(EugeneH3)
R2-D Cups
(A2H3)
Eight is Enough
(A2H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(VMH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole
(HSWTFH3)
Flybrator
(SSH3)
Just Major Concern
(HamsterH3)
D.P.
(StumpH3)
It's Still Stained
(HSWTFH3)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Prodigal Son of a Bitch
(PH4)
Knotty by Nature
(StumpH3)
Im Gonna Cum
(Stumptown Hash Ho...)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
No Shame No Soul
Forever 20 Soon
(LH3)
Bunnyfucker
(N2H3)
Kissing Booth
(SWH3)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(SWH3)
Polycamryous SE
(Stump)
Street Meat
(N2H3)
SIMA
(SWH3)
DeathCab for Shootie
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(PH4)
Driponya
(Larryville)
Shitter Shatter
(LH3 Larryville)
Po-Po Peepshow
(ChiH3)
Daddy Issues
(LH3)
PotC: TCotBPN
(No Balls H3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Tragic: the Gathering
(NoBalls)
Shattered Sexpectations
(LH3)
Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander
(SSH3)
Cum Sommelier
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(A2H3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Pillage Idiot
(StumpH3)
Three Dogs One Cup
(StumpH3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...
Lickalottacockus
(MVH3)
Just Carrie
(Larryville by proxy)
Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry
(HSWTFH3)
Three Foot Fucker
(PH4)
Jennatailia
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Moist Is Attractive
(Larryville Hash H...)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Don't Fuck Me Pillow
(A2H3)
TRES PULGADAS
(Wandering Whores)
Cockanova
(Larryville)
Smashing Blumpkins
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumpH3)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Bottom Dollar
(PH4)
Dirty MF
(South Sound H3 )
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Nurse RainBlow
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