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Organizers:
2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026
03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $110
YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM
Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.
March 20-22nd, 2026
Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.
Limit 269 Attendees.
Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Green Dresses
Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.
Location Details
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
Public Event
including:
Bosco
(A2H3)
Shock the Beaver
(PH4)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
TRES PULGADAS
(Wandering Whores)
White Girl Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Bottom Dollar
(PH4)
Just Major Concern
(HamsterH3)
Only Cans
(NoBalls)
Trashy Snatch
(SWH3)
Bunnyfucker
(N2H3)
Sex De Squirrelei
(OH3)
Slobby Seconds
(DWH3)
PotC: TCotBPN
(No Balls H3)
LipsDick
(DCPH4)
Smell my pinky
(Oregon h3 )
Po-Po Peepshow
(ChiH3)
Smashing Blumpkins
(PH4)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Smell It, Touch It, Taste It
(OH3)
Just alex
(Salemh3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Kill Da Wabbit
(SWWH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Kink H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Cock of Shame
(SurvivorH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Shattered Sexpectations
(LH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...
Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander
(SSH3)
Everything Butt Porn
(PH4)
Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole
(HSWTFH3)
Boner Spurs
(NNH3)
Shitter Shatter
(LH3 Larryville)
Pooh Bare With Me
(South Sound Shits...)
Flybrator
(SSH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
I-Da-Hoe Roofie
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask About Anal
(NNH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Nomad H3)
Fill Your Mouth
(Larryville!)
SIMA
(SWH3)
Streaming Porn
(PVH3)
Prodigal Son of a Bitch
(PH4)
Forever 20 Soon
(LH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville)
Cum Sommelier
(SeattleH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
1000 Cock Stare
(Lost Boobs Hash H...)
DeathCab for Shootie
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch
(LALLLLLLLLLE)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumpH3)
Im Gonna Cum
(Stumptown Hash Ho...)
French Clit Au Jus
(SWWH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Head Queen
(EugeneH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
ITD
(NomadH3)
Polepoundher
(SSH3)
Just Sarah
(OH3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Lickalottacockus
(MVH3)
Fux Capacitor
(Wildcard H3)
Mommy Is Literally Fragile
(LH3)
Jennatailia
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
CärlessCümShöt
(NomadH3)
Snot Rag
(PH4)
Just Carrie
(Larryville by proxy)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
Aliya
(SSH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
It's Still Stained
(HSWTFH3)
Deaf Dick
(PH4)
Moist Is Attractive
(Larryville Hash H...)
Driponya
(Larryville)
Dirty MF
(South Sound H3 )
Top Thong
(CH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
R2-D Cups
(A2H3)
Rear Admiral
(N2H3)
GONZO
(SH3)
RPM
(PH3)
Three Dogs One Cup
(StumpH3)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?
(HSWTFH3)
Glitterous
(SalemH3)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Spoogenics
(OH3)
Blowhard
(C2H3)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Varsity Blows
(South Sound H3 )
Shit Sandwich
(OH3)
Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy
(OH3)
High mileage
(LH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)
(Portland Stump/Hump)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
D.P.
(StumpH3)
TESTICULUS minimus
(No Name H3)
Dildo Shaggins
(NoH3-)
Just Sam
(PH4)
Cum Squadron
(StumpH3)
Kissing Booth
(SWH3)
Forrest Hump
(SWH3)
Knotty by Nature
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick
(SalemH3)
Pillage Idiot
(StumpH3)
Eight is Enough
(A2H3)
Razor Clam
(LBH3)
Street Meat
(N2H3)
Three Foot Fucker
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(A2H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(SWH3)
Bloody ball dropper
(SWH3)
No Shame No Soul
DeliCUNTessen!
(Ph4)
Gay-Ho
(Altenglan H3)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Just Shannon
(DCPH4)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Daddy Issues
(LH3)
Wiener Retriever
(Randsburg H3)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
NutKing Slut
(TCH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(VMH3)
Polycamryous SE
(Stump)
Tragic: the Gathering
(NoBalls)
Don't Fuck Me Pillow
(A2H3)
Orville Redencocker
(Oregon Kahuna)
Full service fluffer
(Cherry city )
Just Zach
(PH4)
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry
(HSWTFH3)
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