Cost: $110
YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM
Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.
March 20-22nd, 2026
Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.
Limit 269 Attendees.
Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Green Dresses
Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
including:
Sex De Squirrelei
(OH3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Aliya
(SSH3)
Shock the Beaver
(PH4)
Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole
(HSWTFH3)
Gay-Ho
(Altenglan H3)
CärlessCümShöt
(NomadH3)
Forever 20 Soon
(LH3)
Top Thong
(CH3)
Shoe Said Head
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
Tragic: the Gathering
(NoBalls)
Daddy Issues
(LH3)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?
(HSWTFH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Streaming Porn
(PVH3)
DeathCab for Shootie
(StumpH3)
Just Carrie
(Larryville by proxy)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Trashy Snatch
(SWH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Nomad H3)
Everything Butt Porn
(PH4)
Varsity Blows
(South Sound H3 )
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Bosco
(A2H3)
Polycamryous SE
(Stump)
RPM
(PH3)
SIMA
(SWH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Mommy Is Literally Fragile
(LH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville)
Glitterous
(SalemH3)
Driponya
(Larryville)
Rear Admiral
(N2H3)
NutKing Slut
(TCH3)
I-Da-Hoe Roofie
(StumpH3)
GONZO
(SH3)
White Girl Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
R2-D Cups
(A2H3)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Kissing Booth
(SWH3)
1000 Cock Stare
(Lost Boobs Hash H...)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Fill Your Mouth
(Larryville!)
Smell It, Touch It, Taste It
(OH3)
Cum Sommelier
(SeattleH3)
Blowhard
(C2H3)
LipsDick
(DCPH4)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Head Queen
(EugeneH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(PH4)
Full service fluffer
(Cherry city )
It's Still Stained
(HSWTFH3)
PotC: TCotBPN
(No Balls H3)
Cocktistic
(A2H3)
Forrest Hump
(SWH3)
Shitter Shatter
(LH3 Larryville)
Orville Redencocker
(Oregon Kahuna)
Just Sarah
(OH3)
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Im Gonna Cum
(Stumptown Hash Ho...)
No Shame No Soul
Razor Clam
(LBH3)
Spoogenics
(OH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
High mileage
(LH3)
Pillage Idiot
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(SWWH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(ChiH3)
Just a Little Prick
(SalemH3)
Street Meat
(N2H3)
Cock of Shame
(SurvivorH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Eight is Enough
(A2H3)
Three Dogs One Cup
(StumpH3)
TRES PULGADAS
(Wandering Whores)
Just Major Concern
(HamsterH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(SWH3)
Slobby Seconds
(DWH3)
Shit Sandwich
(OH3)
Just Shannon
(DCPH4)
Only Cans
(NoBalls)
Don't Fuck Me Pillow
(A2H3)
Polepoundher
(SSH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch
(LALLLLLLLLLE)
Smashing Blumpkins
(PH4)
TESTICULUS minimus
(No Name H3)
Cum Squadron
(StumpH3)
Moist Is Attractive
(Larryville Hash H...)
Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)
(Portland Stump/Hump)
Bunnyfucker
(N2H3)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Flybrator
(SSH3)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander
(SSH3)
Dildo Shaggins
(NoH3-)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Lickalottacockus
(MVH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(SWWH3)
ITD
(NomadH3)
Fux Capacitor
(Wildcard H3)
Pooh Bare With Me
(South Sound Shits...)
Deaf Dick
(PH4)
Bloody ball dropper
(SWH3)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Three Foot Fucker
(PH4)
Prodigal Son of a Bitch
(PH4)
Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry
(HSWTFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(VMH3)
D.P.
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask About Anal
(NNH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Kink H3)
Shattered Sexpectations
(LH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Jennatailia
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Just Zach
(PH4)
Just alex
(Salemh3)
Wiener Retriever
(Randsburg H3)
Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy
(OH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Boner Spurs
(NNH3)
Smell my pinky
(Oregon h3 )
Just Sam
(PH4)
Bottom Dollar
(PH4)
DeliCUNTessen!
(Ph4)
Knotty by Nature
(StumpH3)
Dirty MF
(South Sound H3 )
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
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