Cost: $110
YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM
Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.
March 20-22nd, 2026
Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.
Limit 269 Attendees.
Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Green Dresses
Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
including:
NutKing Slut
(TCH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Snot Rag
(PH4)
D.P.
(StumpH3)
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick
(SalemH3)
R2-D Cups
(A2H3)
Cum Squadron
(StumpH3)
Varsity Blows
(South Sound H3 )
TESTICULUS minimus
(No Name H3)
Only Cans
(NoBalls)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Sweet N Loaded
(VMH3)
No Shame No Soul
Fill Your Mouth
(Larryville!)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
Shock the Beaver
(PH4)
Mommy Is Literally Fragile
(LH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EugeneH3)
Cum Sommelier
(SeattleH3)
Im Gonna Cum
(Stumptown Hash Ho...)
GONZO
(SH3)
Just Sam
(PH4)
Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy
(OH3)
SIMA
(SWH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?
(HSWTFH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Nomad H3)
Bosco
(A2H3)
White Girl Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Kink H3)
I-Da-Hoe Roofie
(StumpH3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)
(Portland Stump/Hump)
Just Zach
(PH4)
Daddy Issues
(LH3)
Sex De Squirrelei
(OH3)
Prodigal Son of a Bitch
(PH4)
TRES PULGADAS
(Wandering Whores)
Shattered Sexpectations
(LH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Cock of Shame
(SurvivorH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumpH3)
Everything Butt Porn
(PH4)
LipsDick
(DCPH4)
Bloody ball dropper
(SWH3)
Shitter Shatter
(LH3 Larryville)
CärlessCümShöt
(NomadH3)
Flybrator
(SSH3)
Moist Is Attractive
(Larryville Hash H...)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Glitterous
(SalemH3)
Streaming Porn
(PVH3)
Forrest Hump
(SWH3)
Street Meat
(N2H3)
Just Carrie
(Larryville by proxy)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
High mileage
(LH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Slobby Seconds
(DWH3)
Pillage Idiot
(StumpH3)
Trashy Snatch
(SWH3)
Full service fluffer
(Cherry city )
It's Still Stained
(HSWTFH3)
Smell It, Touch It, Taste It
(OH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Sarah
(OH3)
Polepoundher
(SSH3)
Smashing Blumpkins
(PH4)
Bottom Dollar
(PH4)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Three Dogs One Cup
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(Oregon h3 )
Just Major Concern
(HamsterH3)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
PotC: TCotBPN
(No Balls H3)
DeliCUNTessen!
(Ph4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Deaf Dick
(PH4)
Aliya
(SSH3)
Don't Ask About Anal
(NNH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(ChiH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(SWWH3)
Don't Fuck Me Pillow
(A2H3)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Just Shannon
(DCPH4)
Three Foot Fucker
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(A2H3)
ITD
(NomadH3)
Razor Clam
(LBH3)
1000 Cock Stare
(Lost Boobs Hash H...)
Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole
(HSWTFH3)
Pooh Bare With Me
(South Sound Shits...)
Spoogenics
(OH3)
Tragic: the Gathering
(NoBalls)
Forever 20 Soon
(LH3)
Gay-Ho
(Altenglan H3)
Dirty MF
(South Sound H3 )
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Driponya
(Larryville)
Shit Sandwich
(OH3)
Top Thong
(CH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(SWH3)
Jennatailia
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Orville Redencocker
(Oregon Kahuna)
Knotty by Nature
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander
(SSH3)
Boner Spurs
(NNH3)
Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry
(HSWTFH3)
Kissing Booth
(SWH3)
Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch
(LALLLLLLLLLE)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Fux Capacitor
(Wildcard H3)
RPM
(PH3)
Eight is Enough
(A2H3)
Rear Admiral
(N2H3)
Blowhard
(C2H3)
Dildo Shaggins
(NoH3-)
Lickalottacockus
(MVH3)
DeathCab for Shootie
(StumpH3)
Polycamryous SE
(Stump)
Just alex
(Salemh3)
Bunnyfucker
(N2H3)
Wiener Retriever
(Randsburg H3)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(SWWH3)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many