Organizers:
2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026
03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $110
YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM
Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.
March 20-22nd, 2026
Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.
Limit 269 Attendees.
Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Green Dresses
Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.
Location Details
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
Public Event
including:
Tragic: the Gathering
(NoBalls)
Dildo Shaggins
(NoH3-)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
Cock of Shame
(SurvivorH3)
Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry
(HSWTFH3)
Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy
(OH3)
Gay-Ho
(Altenglan H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Nurse RainBlow
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYVIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE
...
Bosco
(A2H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Fill Your Mouth
(Larryville!)
Fux Capacitor
(Wildcard H3)
TRES PULGADAS
(Wandering Whores)
No Shame No Soul
Dirty MF
(South Sound H3 )
Kissing Booth
(SWH3)
Spoogenics
(OH3)
Pooh Bare With Me
(South Sound Shits...)
Forever 20 Soon
(LH3)
Lickalottacockus
(MVH3)
Im Gonna Cum
(Stumptown Hash Ho...)
Bottom Dollar
(PH4)
Forrest Hump
(SWH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Shock the Beaver
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EugeneH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumpH3)
DeathCab for Shootie
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander
(SSH3)
ITD
(NomadH3)
DeliCUNTessen!
(Ph4)
Everything Butt Porn
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Snot Rag
(PH4)
Polycamryous SE
(Stump)
Just alex
(Salemh3)
Just a Little Prick
(SalemH3)
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
D.P.
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(SWWH3)
Knotty by Nature
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(SWH3)
Cunterella
(CUNTH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville)
Street Meat
(N2H3)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...
Driponya
(Larryville)
Daddy Issues
(LH3)
Shattered Sexpectations
(LH3)
Blowhard
(C2H3)
Cocktistic
(A2H3)
Top Thong
(CH3)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Three Dogs One Cup
(StumpH3)
Shitter Shatter
(LH3 Larryville)
R2-D Cups
(A2H3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Don't Fuck Me Pillow
(A2H3)
Prodigal Son of a Bitch
(PH4)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Varsity Blows
(South Sound H3 )
SIMA
(SWH3)
Shit Sandwich
(OH3)
Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)
(Portland Stump/Hump)
Boner Spurs
(NNH3)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Moist Is Attractive
(Larryville Hash H...)
Eight is Enough
(A2H3)
Just Major Concern
(HamsterH3)
Rear Admiral
(N2H3)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?
(HSWTFH3)
I-Da-Hoe Roofie
(StumpH3)
Only Cans
(NoBalls)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Flybrator
(SSH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Nomad H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Smashing Blumpkins
(PH4)
Polepoundher
(SSH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Full service fluffer
(Cherry city )
Smell my pinky
(Oregon h3 )
Bubbles
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(ChiH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Mommy Is Literally Fragile
(LH3)
Streaming Porn
(PVH3)
Razor Clam
(LBH3)
Smell It, Touch It, Taste It
(OH3)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(VMH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
RPM
(PH3)
Bunnyfucker
(N2H3)
Glitterous
(SalemH3)
Cum Sommelier
(SeattleH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
It's Still Stained
(HSWTFH3)
Sex De Squirrelei
(OH3)
Don't Ask About Anal
(NNH3)
Just Carrie
(Larryville by proxy)
Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole
(HSWTFH3)
Pillage Idiot
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Three Foot Fucker
(PH4)
High mileage
(LH3)
Jennatailia
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
PotC: TCotBPN
(No Balls H3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many