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2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026

03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110

YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM

Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.

March 20-22nd, 2026

Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.

Limit 269 Attendees.

Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.


Green Dresses

Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.

Location Details

SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232

SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232

On After Friday - Sanctuary. On After Saturday -- Triple Nickel

Public Event

See the full list!

183 Hashers came

including:

Extra sensory pussy

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

NutKing Slut

(TCH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Snot Rag

(PH4)

D.P.

(StumpH3)

Space Invader

Eugene H3
...

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Just a Little Prick

(SalemH3)

R2-D Cups

(A2H3)

Cum Squadron

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

Portland Green Dress Run
...

Varsity Blows

(South Sound H3 )

Just Chrystal (SSH3)

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

TESTICULUS minimus

(No Name H3)

Only Cans

(NoBalls)

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Nanny Pokely

(LVH3vlv)

On myself, every time

Stumptown H3
Let me take a #selfie!

Sweet N Loaded

(VMH3)

No Shame No Soul

JNUH3

Fill Your Mouth

(Larryville!)

Rectal Rabbi

Springfield Illinois Hash House Harriers (SPIILH3)
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...

Shock the Beaver

(PH4)

Subaru nmy HuHu

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Mommy Is Literally Fragile

(LH3)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Head Queen

(EugeneH3)

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Sommelier

(SeattleH3)

Im Gonna Cum

(Stumptown Hash Ho...)

GONZO

(SH3)

Purdy Mouth, the Whole-fficial Team Fister

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

Just Sam

(PH4)

Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy

(OH3)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

SIMA

(SWH3)

The Great Gagsby

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?

(HSWTFH3)

Phlogging Poly

(Nomad H3)

Hellooo Kitty

SeattleH3
...

Bosco

(A2H3)

Gayzelle

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

White Girl Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Kink H3)

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(BoulderH3)

Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)

(Portland Stump/Hump)

Just Zach

(PH4)

FaireRenPint 99

Chicago H3
...

Daddy Issues

(LH3)

Sex De Squirrelei

(OH3)

Prodigal Son of a Bitch

(PH4)

TRES PULGADAS

(Wandering Whores)

Shattered Sexpectations

(LH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Cock of Shame

(SurvivorH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumpH3)

Everything Butt Porn

(PH4)

LipsDick

(DCPH4)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody ball dropper

(SWH3)

Shitter Shatter

(LH3 Larryville)

CärlessCümShöt

(NomadH3)

Flybrator

(SSH3)

Moist Is Attractive

(Larryville Hash H...)

Stool Sampled

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Cumming About

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Where theres a hole theres a way

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Glitterous

(SalemH3)

Streaming Porn

(PVH3)

Forrest Hump

(SWH3)

Street Meat

(N2H3)

Just Carrie

(Larryville by proxy)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

High mileage

(LH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Slobby Seconds

(DWH3)

Pillage Idiot

(StumpH3)

Trashy Snatch

(SWH3)

Full service fluffer

(Cherry city )

It's Still Stained

(HSWTFH3)

Smell It, Touch It, Taste It

(OH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Just Sarah

(OH3)

Hardigan Sweater

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Weird Al Spankabitch

California Larrikins
Former travel whore

Polepoundher

(SSH3)

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

Bottom Dollar

(PH4)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Cockanova

(Larryville)

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Three Dogs One Cup

(StumpH3)

Smell my pinky

(Oregon h3 )

Just Major Concern

(HamsterH3)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

(No Balls H3)

Darkstar Porkestra

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

DeliCUNTessen!

(Ph4)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Deaf Dick

(PH4)

Bearly Blue

Seattle Hash House Harriers
I aim to misbehave.

Prodigal Son of a Bitch

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Mouth Down South

SFH3/Fog City H3
...

Aliya

(SSH3)

Don't Ask About Anal

(NNH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Squat Twat

(DenverH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(ChiH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(SWWH3)

Don't Fuck Me Pillow

(A2H3)

Fucking Shittarded

JNUH3
We shall walk with a w...

Suck My Sauce

(SSH3)

Post Traumatic Sheep Disorder

NomadH3
Virgin RDR LVH3 2024

Just Shannon

(DCPH4)

Three Foot Fucker

(PH4)

Cocktistic

(A2H3)

ITD

(NomadH3)

Razor Clam

(LBH3)

1000 Cock Stare

(Lost Boobs Hash H...)

Hold Whore

South West Washington H3
...

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3)

Pooh Bare With Me

(South Sound Shits...)

Spoogenics

(OH3)

Tragic: the Gathering

(NoBalls)

Forever 20 Soon

(LH3)

Gay-Ho

(Altenglan H3)

Dirty MF

(South Sound H3 )

Game Ovary

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Haley's Cockit

Wandering Whore H3
Lost on trail in Oregon

Driponya

(Larryville)

Shit Sandwich

(OH3)

Top Thong

(CH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(SWH3)

Jennatailia

(Anchorage Alaska H3)

Cherry Cum Lately

Larryville Hash House Harriers
Ask me about my butthole.

Orville Redencocker

(Oregon Kahuna)

Knotty by Nature

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(PH4)

3 Second Souvenir

OH3
That's poly's ass.

Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander

(SSH3)

Boner Spurs

(NNH3)

Uber Eats Me

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry

(HSWTFH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Kissing Booth

(SWH3)

Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch

(LALLLLLLLLLE)

Naughty by Nature

(LH3)

Fux Capacitor

(Wildcard H3)

RPM

(PH3)

Eight is Enough

(A2H3)

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

Blowhard

(C2H3)

Dildo Shaggins

(NoH3-)

Through the Looking Ass

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Lickalottacockus

(MVH3)

DeathCab for Shootie

(StumpH3)

Polycamryous SE

(Stump)

Just alex

(Salemh3)

Bunnyfucker

(N2H3)

Wiener Retriever

(Randsburg H3)

The Nut Wrangler

(A2H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(SWWH3)

Dick n' Chews

(StumpH3)