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2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026

03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110

YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM

Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.

March 20-22nd, 2026

Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.

Limit 269 Attendees.

Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.


Green Dresses

Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.

Location Details

SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232

SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232

On After Friday - Sanctuary. On After Saturday -- Triple Nickel

Public Event

See the full list!

183 Hashers came

including:

LipsDick

(DCPH4)

Shattered Sexpectations

(LH3)

Through the Looking Ass

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

PotC: TCotBPN

(No Balls H3)

Just Shannon

(DCPH4)

Stool Sampled

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Orville Redencocker

(Oregon Kahuna)

Razor Clam

(LBH3)

Cum Squadron

(StumpH3)

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Haley's Cockit

Wandering Whore H3
Lost on trail in Oregon

Kill Da Wabbit

(SWWH3)

Purdy Mouth, the Whole-fficial Team Fister

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

French Clit Au Jus

(SWWH3)

Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch

(LALLLLLLLLLE)

Don't Fuck Me Pillow

(A2H3)

Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?

(HSWTFH3)

Moist Is Attractive

(Larryville Hash H...)

Post Traumatic Sheep Disorder

NomadH3
Virgin RDR LVH3 2024

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

Suck My Sauce

(SSH3)

Just Zach

(PH4)

High mileage

(LH3)

Bosco

(A2H3)

Wiener Retriever

(Randsburg H3)

Jennatailia

(Anchorage Alaska H3)

SIMA

(SWH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Just a Little Prick

(SalemH3)

Eight is Enough

(A2H3)

Hold Whore

South West Washington H3
...

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(BoulderH3)

Mommy Is Literally Fragile

(LH3)

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander

(SSH3)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Dick n' Chews

(StumpH3)

Bearly Blue

Seattle Hash House Harriers
I aim to misbehave.

Shock the Beaver

(PH4)

Bunnyfucker

(N2H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumpH3)

Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy

(OH3)

Gay-Ho

(Altenglan H3)

Varsity Blows

(South Sound H3 )

Flybrator

(SSH3)

Just Major Concern

(HamsterH3)

Polepoundher

(SSH3)

Uber Eats Me

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Sex De Squirrelei

(OH3)

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

Bottom Dollar

(PH4)

Pillage Idiot

(StumpH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)

(Portland Stump/Hump)

Polycamryous SE

(Stump)

Boner Spurs

(NNH3)

Prodigal Son of a Bitch

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Rip Van Tinkle

(SWH3)

Just alex

(Salemh3)

Where theres a hole theres a way

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Three Dogs One Cup

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(PH4)

Spoogenics

(OH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...

Deaf Dick

(PH4)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Sommelier

(SeattleH3)

Squat Twat

(DenverH3)

Street Meat

(N2H3)

RPM

(PH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

CärlessCümShöt

(NomadH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Trashy Snatch

(SWH3)

Smell It, Touch It, Taste It

(OH3)

FaireRenPint 99

Chicago H3
...

Cocktistic

(A2H3)

Forrest Hump

(SWH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Aliya

(SSH3)

Slobby Seconds

(DWH3)

Three Foot Fucker

(PH4)

Just Chrystal (SSH3)

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Dirty MF

(South Sound H3 )

1000 Cock Stare

(Lost Boobs Hash H...)

Po-Po Peepshow

(ChiH3)

D.P.

(StumpH3)

Naughty by Nature

(LH3)

Streaming Porn

(PVH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Darkstar Porkestra

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

The Great Gagsby

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Space Invader

Eugene H3
...

Shit Sandwich

(OH3)

Driponya

(Larryville)

Cock of Shame

(SurvivorH3)

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(VMH3)

Lickalottacockus

(MVH3)

It's Still Stained

(HSWTFH3)

Cherry Cum Lately

Larryville Hash House Harriers
Ask me about my butthole.

Top Thong

(CH3)

DeliCUNTessen!

(Ph4)

Blowhard

(C2H3)

Cockanova

(Larryville)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Daddy Issues

(LH3)

NutKing Slut

(TCH3)

Smell my pinky

(Oregon h3 )

Alfred Fishcock

Portland Green Dress Run
...

Full service fluffer

(Cherry city )

Hardigan Sweater

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

The Deadliest Snatch

(Kink H3)

Fux Capacitor

(Wildcard H3)

Bloody ball dropper

(SWH3)

Only Cans

(NoBalls)

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

GONZO

(SH3)

Tragic: the Gathering

(NoBalls)

ITD

(NomadH3)

Knotty by Nature

(StumpH3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Rectal Rabbi

Springfield Illinois Hash House Harriers (SPIILH3)
...

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Just Sarah

(OH3)

Just Carrie

(Larryville by proxy)

Game Ovary

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

3 Second Souvenir

OH3
That's poly's ass.

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Forever 20 Soon

(LH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Fill Your Mouth

(Larryville!)

Gayzelle

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Shitter Shatter

(LH3 Larryville)

DeathCab for Shootie

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask About Anal

(NNH3)

Everything Butt Porn

(PH4)

Kissing Booth

(SWH3)

The Nut Wrangler

(A2H3)

No Shame No Soul

JNUH3

Hellooo Kitty

SeattleH3
...

Glitterous

(SalemH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(PH4)

Im Gonna Cum

(Stumptown Hash Ho...)

Pooh Bare With Me

(South Sound Shits...)

Phlogging Poly

(Nomad H3)

Fucking Shittarded

JNUH3
We shall walk with a w...

On myself, every time

Stumptown H3
Let me take a #selfie!

White Girl Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Head Queen

(EugeneH3)

Cumming About

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(NoH3-)

Prodigal Son of a Bitch

(PH4)

Extra sensory pussy

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

TESTICULUS minimus

(No Name H3)

Just Sam

(PH4)

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

Mouth Down South

SFH3/Fog City H3
...

Weird Al Spankabitch

California Larrikins
Former travel whore

Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry

(HSWTFH3)

R2-D Cups

(A2H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Nanny Pokely

(LVH3vlv)

TRES PULGADAS

(Wandering Whores)