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2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026

03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $110

YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM

Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.

March 20-22nd, 2026

Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.

Limit 269 Attendees.

Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.


Green Dresses

Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.

Location Details

SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232

SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232

On After Friday - Sanctuary. On After Saturday -- Triple Nickel

Public Event

See the full list!

183 Hashers came

including:

DeathCab for Shootie

(StumpH3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Eight is Enough

(A2H3)

D.P.

(StumpH3)

Polycamryous SE

(Stump)

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Shock the Beaver

(PH4)

Gay-Ho

(Altenglan H3)

Purdy Mouth, the Whole-fficial Team Fister

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

Lickalottacockus

(MVH3)

NutKing Slut

(TCH3)

Everything Butt Porn

(PH4)

Pillage Idiot

(StumpH3)

Blowhard

(C2H3)

FaireRenPint 99

Chicago H3
...

Three Dogs One Cup

(StumpH3)

No Shame No Soul

JNUH3

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

The Nut Wrangler

(A2H3)

Streaming Porn

(PVH3)

High mileage

(LH3)

Bunnyfucker

(N2H3)

Spoogenics

(OH3)

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3)

Forrest Hump

(SWH3)

Daddy Issues

(LH3)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Polepoundher

(SSH3)

Fill Your Mouth

(Larryville!)

Suck My Sauce

(SSH3)

Jennatailia

(Anchorage Alaska H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Kink H3)

Shattered Sexpectations

(LH3)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Slobby Seconds

(DWH3)

R2-D Cups

(A2H3)

Top Thong

(CH3)

Driponya

(Larryville)

Phlogging Poly

(Nomad H3)

Does the Finger Count?

(A2H3)

Cocktistic

(A2H3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Just Zach

(PH4)

Bosco

(A2H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?

(HSWTFH3)

Hold Whore

South West Washington H3
...

Just alex

(Salemh3)

Flybrator

(SSH3)

Trashy Snatch

(SWH3)

Bubbles

(PH4)

Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy

(OH3)

Three Foot Fucker

(PH4)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...

Full service fluffer

(Cherry city )

CärlessCümShöt

(NomadH3)

ITD

(NomadH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumpH3)

Haley's Cockit

Wandering Whore H3
Lost on trail in Oregon

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Gayzelle

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

Only Cans

(NoBalls)

Shit Sandwich

(OH3)

Fux Capacitor

(Wildcard H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Deaf Dick

(PH4)

GONZO

(SH3)

Darkstar Porkestra

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Prodigal Son of a Bitch

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(SWWH3)

Cherry Cum Lately

Larryville Hash House Harriers
Ask me about my butthole.

LipsDick

(DCPH4)

Fucking Shittarded

JNUH3
We shall walk with a w...

Don't Fuck Me Pillow

(A2H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Squat Twat

(DenverH3)

Street Meat

(N2H3)

Naughty by Nature

(LH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(VMH3)

Moist Is Attractive

(Larryville Hash H...)

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

Game Ovary

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Don't Ask About Anal

(NNH3)

Head Queen

(EugeneH3)

Kissing Booth

(SWH3)

Shitter Shatter

(LH3 Larryville)

White Girl Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Smell my pinky

(Oregon h3 )

Where theres a hole theres a way

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Dirty MF

(South Sound H3 )

Dick n' Chews

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

Portland Green Dress Run
...

Hellooo Kitty

SeattleH3
...

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Cum Sommelier

(SeattleH3)

Space Invader

Eugene H3
...

Bottom Dollar

(PH4)

Cock of Shame

(SurvivorH3)

Through the Looking Ass

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

TRES PULGADAS

(Wandering Whores)

1000 Cock Stare

(Lost Boobs Hash H...)

Orville Redencocker

(Oregon Kahuna)

Cumming About

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Bearly Blue

Seattle Hash House Harriers
I aim to misbehave.

SIMA

(SWH3)

Just Sarah

(OH3)

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Knotty by Nature

(StumpH3)

Aliya

(SSH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(SWH3)

Wiener Retriever

(Randsburg H3)

Razor Clam

(LBH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Extra sensory pussy

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

Mouth Down South

SFH3/Fog City H3
...

It's Still Stained

(HSWTFH3)

Nanny Pokely

(LVH3vlv)

Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander

(SSH3)

Cockanova

(Larryville)

Pooh Bare With Me

(South Sound Shits...)

Rectal Rabbi

Springfield Illinois Hash House Harriers (SPIILH3)
...

Snot Rag

(PH4)

Juice Box

(SWH3)

Just Major Concern

(HamsterH3)

Jeep Her Keep Her

(PH4)

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(BoulderH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Cum Squadron

(StumpH3)

Sex De Squirrelei

(OH3)

Glitterous

(SalemH3)

Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry

(HSWTFH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(NoH3-)

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

Stool Sampled

Larryville Hash House Harriers
...

Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)

(Portland Stump/Hump)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Uber Eats Me

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Mommy Is Literally Fragile

(LH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(SWWH3)

Just a Little Prick

(SalemH3)

Just Chrystal (SSH3)

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carrie

(Larryville by proxy)

Boner Spurs

(NNH3)

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

RPM

(PH3)

DeliCUNTessen!

(Ph4)

Misa Loves Hardwood

(SSH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

(No Balls H3)

Im Gonna Cum

(Stumptown Hash Ho...)

Po-Po Peepshow

(ChiH3)

Hardigan Sweater

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

WhoreKnob

(PH4)

Bloody ball dropper

(SWH3)

Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch

(LALLLLLLLLLE)

Prodigal Son of a Bitch

(PH4)

Weird Al Spankabitch

California Larrikins
Former travel whore

Smell It, Touch It, Taste It

(OH3)

Simba

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

On myself, every time

Stumptown H3
Let me take a #selfie!

3 Second Souvenir

OH3
That's poly's ass.

Post Traumatic Sheep Disorder

NomadH3
Virgin RDR LVH3 2024

Just Shannon

(DCPH4)

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

Just Sam

(PH4)

Anal Juicer

(SWH3)

TESTICULUS minimus

(No Name H3)

Varsity Blows

(South Sound H3 )

Subaru nmy HuHu

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Tragic: the Gathering

(NoBalls)

The Great Gagsby

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Forever 20 Soon

(LH3)