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Organizers:
2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026
03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $110
YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM
Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.
March 20-22nd, 2026
Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.
Limit 269 Attendees.
Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Green Dresses
Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.
Location Details
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
Public Event
including:
Blowhard
(C2H3)
Varsity Blows
(South Sound H3 )
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Street Meat
(N2H3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(Oregon h3 )
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
Mommy Is Literally Fragile
(LH3)
Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch
(LALLLLLLLLLE)
Bubbles
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Smell It, Touch It, Taste It
(OH3)
Just Major Concern
(HamsterH3)
NutKing Slut
(TCH3)
Orville Redencocker
(Oregon Kahuna)
TESTICULUS minimus
(No Name H3)
Bosco
(A2H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?
(HSWTFH3)
Dildo Shaggins
(NoH3-)
GONZO
(SH3)
I-Da-Hoe Roofie
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(PH4)
TRES PULGADAS
(Wandering Whores)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Top Thong
(CH3)
Trashy Snatch
(SWH3)
Pillage Idiot
(StumpH3)
Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole
(HSWTFH3)
Just Shannon
(DCPH4)
Cock of Shame
(SurvivorH3)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
Shock the Beaver
(PH4)
Eight is Enough
(A2H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Polepoundher
(SSH3)
Bloody ball dropper
(SWH3)
Prodigal Son of a Bitch
(PH4)
Gay-Ho
(Altenglan H3)
Driponya
(Larryville)
D.P.
(StumpH3)
Jennatailia
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Full service fluffer
(Cherry city )
Glitterous
(SalemH3)
White Girl Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Wiener Retriever
(Randsburg H3)
Razor Clam
(LBH3)
Don't Ask About Anal
(NNH3)
Aliya
(SSH3)
High mileage
(LH3)
Forever 20 Soon
(LH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(SWH3)
Only Cans
(NoBalls)
Tragic: the Gathering
(NoBalls)
Knotty by Nature
(StumpH3)
Everything Butt Porn
(PH4)
Daddy Issues
(LH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just alex
(Salemh3)
Just a Little Prick
(SalemH3)
Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)
(Portland Stump/Hump)
Just Carrie
(Larryville by proxy)
Pooh Bare With Me
(South Sound Shits...)
Fux Capacitor
(Wildcard H3)
Three Dogs One Cup
(StumpH3)
Im Gonna Cum
(Stumptown Hash Ho...)
DeathCab for Shootie
(StumpH3)
Bottom Dollar
(PH4)
CärlessCümShöt
(NomadH3)
Just Sam
(PH4)
Shattered Sexpectations
(LH3)
Polycamryous SE
(Stump)
Cocktistic
(A2H3)
1000 Cock Stare
(Lost Boobs Hash H...)
Shitter Shatter
(LH3 Larryville)
ITD
(NomadH3)
Three Foot Fucker
(PH4)
Dirty MF
(South Sound H3 )
Moist Is Attractive
(Larryville Hash H...)
Forrest Hump
(SWH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Head Queen
(EugeneH3)
Kissing Booth
(SWH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(SWWH3)
SIMA
(SWH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Nomad H3)
Spoogenics
(OH3)
Streaming Porn
(PVH3)
Smashing Blumpkins
(PH4)
Cum Squadron
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(SWWH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(VMH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Lickalottacockus
(MVH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...
Don't Fuck Me Pillow
(A2H3)
Slobby Seconds
(DWH3)
R2-D Cups
(A2H3)
Sex De Squirrelei
(OH3)
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
RPM
(PH3)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Deaf Dick
(PH4)
Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy
(OH3)
Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander
(SSH3)
Fill Your Mouth
(Larryville!)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Bunnyfucker
(N2H3)
Just Sarah
(OH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Boner Spurs
(NNH3)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(ChiH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Flybrator
(SSH3)
Just Zach
(PH4)
Rear Admiral
(N2H3)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Cum Sommelier
(SeattleH3)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry
(HSWTFH3)
DeliCUNTessen!
(Ph4)
LipsDick
(DCPH4)
No Shame No Soul
PotC: TCotBPN
(No Balls H3)
Shit Sandwich
(OH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Kink H3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumpH3)
It's Still Stained
(HSWTFH3)
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