Cost: $110
YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM
Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.
March 20-22nd, 2026
Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.
Limit 269 Attendees.
Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Green Dresses
Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
including:
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
No Shame No Soul
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Razor Clam
(LBH3)
Just Carrie
(Larryville by proxy)
Sex De Squirrelei
(OH3)
Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)
(Portland Stump/Hump)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Top Thong
(CH3)
TESTICULUS minimus
(No Name H3)
Forrest Hump
(SWH3)
Fux Capacitor
(Wildcard H3)
Cum Squadron
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(PH4)
Full service fluffer
(Cherry city )
Polycamryous SE
(Stump)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Fill Your Mouth
(Larryville!)
CärlessCümShöt
(NomadH3)
Forever 20 Soon
(LH3)
Don't Ask About Anal
(NNH3)
Knotty by Nature
(StumpH3)
Just Sam
(PH4)
Aliya
(SSH3)
Mommy Is Literally Fragile
(LH3)
Just Zach
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(SWWH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(SWWH3)
Rear Admiral
(N2H3)
Phlogging Poly
(Nomad H3)
Varsity Blows
(South Sound H3 )
Bunnyfucker
(N2H3)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
LipsDick
(DCPH4)
Head Queen
(EugeneH3)
Orville Redencocker
(Oregon Kahuna)
Bosco
(A2H3)
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
ITD
(NomadH3)
Shock the Beaver
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
DeliCUNTessen!
(Ph4)
Boner Spurs
(NNH3)
Three Foot Fucker
(PH4)
Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch
(LALLLLLLLLLE)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Im Gonna Cum
(Stumptown Hash Ho...)
Daddy Issues
(LH3)
GONZO
(SH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
Kissing Booth
(SWH3)
It's Still Stained
(HSWTFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(VMH3)
Smashing Blumpkins
(PH4)
Flybrator
(SSH3)
Dildo Shaggins
(NoH3-)
Just alex
(Salemh3)
TRES PULGADAS
(Wandering Whores)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
1000 Cock Stare
(Lost Boobs Hash H...)
Trashy Snatch
(SWH3)
Slobby Seconds
(DWH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Wiener Retriever
(Randsburg H3)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
R2-D Cups
(A2H3)
I-Da-Hoe Roofie
(StumpH3)
Don't Fuck Me Pillow
(A2H3)
Tragic: the Gathering
(NoBalls)
SIMA
(SWH3)
RPM
(PH3)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander
(SSH3)
Smell It, Touch It, Taste It
(OH3)
Glitterous
(SalemH3)
Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole
(HSWTFH3)
Just a Little Prick
(SalemH3)
Only Cans
(NoBalls)
Everything Butt Porn
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Kink H3)
Just Sarah
(OH3)
Cock of Shame
(SurvivorH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
DeathCab for Shootie
(StumpH3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
NutKing Slut
(TCH3)
Cum Sommelier
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Pillage Idiot
(StumpH3)
Dirty MF
(South Sound H3 )
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Three Dogs One Cup
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(ChiH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Lickalottacockus
(MVH3)
White Girl Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Bloody ball dropper
(SWH3)
Spoogenics
(OH3)
Gay-Ho
(Altenglan H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(A2H3)
Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry
(HSWTFH3)
Jennatailia
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Bottom Dollar
(PH4)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Just Shannon
(DCPH4)
Eight is Enough
(A2H3)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Smell my pinky
(Oregon h3 )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Driponya
(Larryville)
Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy
(OH3)
Prodigal Son of a Bitch
(PH4)
Streaming Porn
(PVH3)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
High mileage
(LH3)
Pooh Bare With Me
(South Sound Shits...)
Shitter Shatter
(LH3 Larryville)
Just Major Concern
(HamsterH3)
Shit Sandwich
(OH3)
Deaf Dick
(PH4)
Moist Is Attractive
(Larryville Hash H...)
Street Meat
(N2H3)
PotC: TCotBPN
(No Balls H3)
Polepoundher
(SSH3)
Shattered Sexpectations
(LH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?
(HSWTFH3)
Blowhard
(C2H3)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
D.P.
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(SWH3)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
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