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Organizers:
2026 PDX Green Dress Run 2026
03/20 05:30 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $110
YOU PAY FOR THIS EVENT BY SENDING PAYPAL TO ANTJEGREENDRESS@GMAIL.COM
Rego for PDX's Green Dress Extravaganza. Back at the Secret Warehouse with trails, beer, shenanigans, music, flogging, cider, food, lines for the bathrooms, super cool bar staff, awesome friends, and forever memories.
March 20-22nd, 2026
Cost 109.69 - Paypal friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com
We will update your rego to paid on this site when funds appear in our account. ONLY PAID ATTENDEES have secured Regos.
Limit 269 Attendees.
Food this year: Friday Night - Chipotle Bowls. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Saturday - Shepherd's Pie, Salad, Cake. Lactose and Gluten Free. Vegan and Veggie options available.
Green Dresses
Kilt or other cute outfit for Friday's Kilted Hash. Green Dress. Onsie for Sunday. A willingness to lose all respect for your friends and yourself. Vessel for trail. Waterproof shoes. Some sort of rain gear/umbrella. Patience. A smile. A hug for your favorite Dominatrix. WHAT TO LEAVE AT HOME OR AT YOUR HOTEL: Dogs. Coke. Anything you might misplace that you can't afford to lose. Puritanical Thinking. Desire to control the DJ's choices. Complaints.
Location Details
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
SAME AS PREVIOUS YEARS -- 411B NE 18th, Portland, OR 97232
Public Event
including:
TESTICULUS minimus
(No Name H3)
Trashy Snatch
(SWH3)
Head Queen
(EugeneH3)
Deaf Dick
(PH4)
Lickalottacockus
(MVH3)
DeathCab for Shootie
(StumpH3)
Driving Miss Lazy: the Oopsie Daisy
(OH3)
Three Dogs One Cup
(StumpH3)
DeliCUNTessen!
(Ph4)
Bosco
(A2H3)
Aliya
(SSH3)
Just Sam
(PH4)
Suck My Sauce
(SSH3)
Rear Admiral
(N2H3)
Just Sarah
(OH3)
Im Gonna Cum
(Stumptown Hash Ho...)
1000 Cock Stare
(Lost Boobs Hash H...)
Full service fluffer
(Cherry city )
TRES PULGADAS
(Wandering Whores)
Tragic: the Gathering
(NoBalls)
Does the Finger Count?
(A2H3)
Snot Rag
(PH4)
Cockanova
(Larryville)
Slobby Seconds
(DWH3)
Flybrator
(SSH3)
Assfault Moneyshot the Queef Commander
(SSH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
Gam Gam Makes Me Dry Dry
(HSWTFH3)
Mommy Is Literally Fragile
(LH3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(PH4)
GONZO
(SH3)
Shitter Shatter
(LH3 Larryville)
Smashing Blumpkins
(PH4)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(PH4)
Gay-Ho
(Altenglan H3)
Sex Doll Serial Killer
(BoulderH3)
Everything Butt Porn
(PH4)
The Nut Wrangler
(A2H3)
NutKing Slut
(TCH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(SWH3)
Cum Sommelier
(SeattleH3)
PotC: TCotBPN
(No Balls H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
White Girl Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Jennatailia
(Anchorage Alaska H3)
Boner Spurs
(NNH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Pooh Bare With Me
(South Sound Shits...)
Kissing Booth
(SWH3)
Federal Booty Inspector (FBI)
(Portland Stump/Hump)
Knotty by Nature
(StumpH3)
Shattered Sexpectations
(LH3)
Wiener Retriever
(Randsburg H3)
I-Da-Hoe Roofie
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just a Little Prick
(SalemH3)
CärlessCümShöt
(NomadH3)
Street Gravy
(SeattleH3)
Forever 20 Soon
(LH3)
Just Shannon
(DCPH4)
Driponya
(Larryville)
No Shame No Soul
D.P.
(StumpH3)
Glitterous
(SalemH3)
Smell It, Touch It, Taste It
(OH3)
Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole
(HSWTFH3)
Top Thong
(CH3)
Orville Redencocker
(Oregon Kahuna)
Squat Twat
(DenverH3)
Misa Loves Hardwood
(SSH3)
Just Carrie
(Larryville by proxy)
Po-Po Peepshow
(ChiH3)
LipsDick
(DCPH4)
Cum Squadron
(StumpH3)
Cock of Shame
(SurvivorH3)
Shock the Beaver
(PH4)
Kill Da Wabbit
(SWWH3)
Don't Fuck Me Pillow
(A2H3)
Shit Sandwich
(OH3)
Silent But Snatchy
(SSH3)
Dildo Shaggins
(NoH3-)
Bottom Dollar
(PH4)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Razor Clam
(LBH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton, Washington. Voted sickest kennel in America by Rumson H3 at InterAm 2017 and 2019 and 2025.
4 steps to a good time...
Dirty MF
(South Sound H3 )
The Deadliest Snatch
(Kink H3)
Eight is Enough
(A2H3)
Forrest Hump
(SWH3)
HeadMistress
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask About Anal
(NNH3)
Moist Is Attractive
(Larryville Hash H...)
Smell my pinky
(Oregon h3 )
French Clit Au Jus
(SWWH3)
Anal Juicer
(SWH3)
Only Cans
(NoBalls)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Bunnyfucker
(N2H3)
R2-D Cups
(A2H3)
RPM
(PH3)
Street Meat
(N2H3)
Erektor Inspektor
(SSH3)
Nanny Pokely
(LVH3vlv)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(A2H3)
Blowhard
(C2H3)
Three Foot Fucker
(PH4)
Naughty by Nature
(LH3)
Just Major Concern
(HamsterH3)
Fux Capacitor
(Wildcard H3)
Sex De Squirrelei
(OH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(VMH3)
Weird Gal Spanks Like A Bitch
(LALLLLLLLLLE)
Varsity Blows
(South Sound H3 )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
ITD
(NomadH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumpH3)
Bloody ball dropper
(SWH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Phlogging Poly
(Nomad H3)
Fill Your Mouth
(Larryville!)
Pillage Idiot
(StumpH3)
Streaming Porn
(PVH3)
Daddy Issues
(LH3)
Just Zach
(PH4)
Spoogenics
(OH3)
Polepoundher
(SSH3)
It's Still Stained
(HSWTFH3)
SIMA
(SWH3)
WhoreKnob
(PH4)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who Has the Best Cervix of Them All?
(HSWTFH3)
Polycamryous SE
(Stump)
High mileage
(LH3)
Prodigal Son of a Bitch
(PH4)
Just alex
(Salemh3)
Juice Box
(SWH3)
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