Cost: $40*
This is the annual Shit Happens boat ride on the Ocean Explorer boat. The only change is that due to Covid, you are on your own for transportation, but there will be plenty of people with cars, or you can Uber, Lyft, or call a cab, hence the cheaper price this year. Plan your car pools now, or plan on arriving here and driving down to the Jammer afterwards(Joey will be there to check you in)
TO PAY FOR THE BOAT AND BE LISTED, you must send money as "friend" on Paypal to shappens@aol.com OR on Venmo to John-Magera-1, or on zelle to chasroadraceservices@gmail.com..Just because you register doesnt mean you are getting on the boat, YOU MUST PAY TO BE LISTED.
The boat will leave promptly at 5:17 PM so be there ON TIME(not hash time) or be left on the dock. I am fully paying for the boat--the fee is for Beer, wine, softies, and pizza...and spiked seltzers and cider...Time on the water will probably be closer to 2 hours, not 3, but 3 sounds better to the Gilligans Island theme song.
Also due to COVID, you will not be allowed onboard unless: 1. You are fully vaccinated, (OR) 2. You have a negative Covid test within 1 week of the event, (OR) 3. You already had the 'Rona" over 30 days before, (OR) 4. You agree to wear a mask during the entire cruise. Remember this is an enclosed space, and we don't want anyone getting infected. DON'T LIKE MY RULES, DON'T REGISTER!!!
If there is any money left over, we will give it to the Captain of the boat as a tip, and any left over beverages will be transported back to the Jammer...
ANY CHANGES IN LOCATION WILL BE SENT ASAP AND POSTED HERE.
Belmar Marina, Could be somewhere else. Due to Covid, everyone who is attending must either be: 1. Fully vaccinated. 2. Have a negative Covid test, 3. Had Covid already and over it and can prove it, or 4. Agree to wear a mask for entire cruise.
including:
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THE VIRGINATOR
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G. I.
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MOUNDS
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