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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

PHead

(DH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Flounder

(H5)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Lorena Hobbit

WH4
Here for a good time, ...

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

STFU

(WH4)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

rimel

(MVH3)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Catwoman

(DH3)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Pyro

(DCH4)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Just Mark

(BH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Lumpy

(H5)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

First timer

(Homeless)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Pounded in the can

PITT-H3

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

BAH3
Embrace your bad decis...

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Lips of steel

PITT-H3

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Just Stacey

H5

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Just Heather

(WH4)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)