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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Just Alec

(WH4)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

pita

(DCH4)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

STFU

(WH4)

8apus

(EWH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

rimel

(MVH3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Just Stacey

H5

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

First timer

(Homeless)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

PHead

(DH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Flounder

(H5)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Lips of steel

PittH3

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Groper

(Hockessin)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Lumpy

(H5)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)