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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Flounder

(H5)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Just Steve

(WH4)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

8apus

(EWH3)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Fucket List

(AH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Staminazi

(WH4)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

El Segundo

(WH4)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

PHead

(DH3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Scooby Goo

(H5)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

rimel

(MVH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

pita

(DCH4)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

2FAB

(DCRW)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Teapot

(CCH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Lips of steel

PittH3

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

STFU

(WH4)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Lumpy

(H5)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

tail hooker

(svh3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

First timer

(Homeless)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)