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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Catwoman

(DH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

rimel

(MVH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

RU 469

(DCH4)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

STFU

(WH4)

Lips of steel

PittH3

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

PHead

(DH3)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

First timer

(Homeless)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Lumpy

(H5)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Just Stacey

H5

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Just Tony

(Virgin)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Fucket List

(AH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Just Mel

(WH4)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Flounder

(H5)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)