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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

PHead

(DH3)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Lips of steel

PITT-H3

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Lorena Hobbit

WH4
Here for a good time, ...

Have You Blown My Stapler?

WH4
There’s always a 1st time

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

rimel

(MVH3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

BAH3
Embrace your bad decis...

Just Mel

(WH4)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Assfixiation

(WH4)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

First timer

(Homeless)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Pyro

(DCH4)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Yariben

(WH4)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Fucket List

(AH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Just Heather

(WH4)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

STFU

(WH4)

Special Red

MiamiH3

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Pounded in the can

PITT-H3

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Lumpy

(H5)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Just Stacey

H5

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Flounder

(H5)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Stink Bug

(WH4)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Short Cummings

(MVH3)