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Organizers:
Camo Sutra
Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.
DC Red Dress Run 2016
10/08 12:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $105*
TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120
If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com
The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.
What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck
Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.
Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)
VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.
Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com
Location Details
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!
If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...
Schedule of Events
EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z
The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z
BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019
Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)
Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD
Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30
H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!
Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024
Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro
On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003
WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)
Public Event
including:
Little Thunder Clap
(EWH3)
Lippy
(ExaH3)
Piss Cycle
(RH3)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Yellow Bed Wetter
(NVH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob )
Slippery Salamander
(EWH3)
nut mechanic
(WH4)
Hoover McSuck n Fuck
(BosH3)
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang
(EWH3)
Altered Boy
(BosH3)
Burqa Jerka
(RH3)
General Tso's Dicken
(EWH3/WH4)
Read Between the Slime
(WH4)
Teapot
(CCH3)
Pussy virus
(BBH3)
Broken Rod
(BFMH3)
Brownie Eyed Hurl
(AVLH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
NecroPheelMeUp
(HocH4)
Capitol Cockshare
(DCPH4)
7 LayHer
(WH4)
Mad Cow
(West London H3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
High Speed Cock Bumper
SWWAT
(DCRW)
VirginAvecMary
(Herndon H3)
Wookin Pa Nub
(DC_RDR)
Spare My Finger
(Ben Franklin Mob H3)
Biscoutual
(SDH3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Wank Like An Egyptian
(EWH3)
Precummy Bear
(EWH3)
Texas Asshole Massacre
(BBH3)
Double Ohhh Positive
(EWH3)
Lush of the Irish
(SHIT)
Ass Spelunker
(DCH4)
Lumpy
(H5)
Uncle Louie
(RH3)
Just Collin
(EWH3)
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
Clean Clam
(CHHH)
Watergate
(Herndon H3)
Vanilla Is A Flavor Too
(CTrH3)
No time to wipe
(Oth4)
Lydia the Tattooed Labia
(ExaH3)
Takes it in the Assberger
(BH3)
Twice Bitten One Shy
(OTH4)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Just Steve
(WH4)
Velvet Vulva
(BAH3)
Helicopter Dick
(MVH3)
Pyro
(DCH4)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
rimel
(MVH3)
Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)
(RH3)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Can't Find Tail
(Dayton H3)
Anal Bite
(NoH3)
At Your Cervix
(BAH3)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
Egg Fucker
(LVH3)
NFHN Adam
(MBH3)
Nasty Gash
(EWH3)
Just Steph
(EWH3)
Pounded in the can
Belching Semen
(OTH4)
AssAssination
(BFMH3)
Stain Gretzky
(EWH3)
Bad Ditch
(WH4)
Follow the Bleeder
(WH4)
Imagine my erection
(VoodooH3)
Twinkle toes
(Emerald coast)
Schrödinger's Cock
(EWH3)
golden knowledge
(CFH3)
Milk Money
(MVH3)
VAGINA
(MVH3)
Rack Attack
(Hockessin)
Fish N Tits
(WH4)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Scooby Doo Me
(BAH3)
Trim Shady
(EWH3)
ItTakes2toDjango
(EWH3)
Queer Near
(Gulf coast hash h...)
Ejaculation.Overruled!
(EWH3)
It Don't Talk
(7H4)
2FAB
(DCRW)
PHead
(DH3)
My Hole's On Fire
(CCH3)
SCUBA Deuce
(SMUTTyCrab)
świnia
(ExaH3)
Frank Llayd Wrong
(SBH3)
pita
(DCH4)
She Takes Dick
(DCH4)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(BFMH3 / FTH3)
Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me
(EWH3)
Staminazi
(WH4)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Just Grant
(EWH3)
First timer
(Homeless)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
Circular Breeding
(OTH4)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
Pumps til it Burns
(Dayton H3)
Prince Charmin
(EWH3)
STFU
(WH4)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(EWH3)
Axidental Disharge
(DCH4 and OTH4)
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Colostomy Shag
(EWH3)
Snap Crackle Poop
(MVH3)
Free Pussy to Good Home
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Double Dipped Tip
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
First Eye Blind
(RH3)
NFHN keith
(MiamiH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Candy like the kind you eat
(MBH3)
Vladimir Fruitin
(EWH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Fort Dixalot
(Ben Franklin Mob STD)
Just Nyrel
(WWh3)
Sex-A-Sketch
(LVH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Friendly Thighs
(RTH3)
Just Jamie
(EWH3)
Vaginal Countdown
(EWH3)
Just Savannah
(RHHH)
Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes
(7H4)
Brokeback Mama
(EWH3)
RU 469
(DCH4)
Areola Borealis
(EWH3)
Duck Duck Bush
(WH4)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Up My Butt With a Firetruck
(Hillbilly)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Flying Burito
(MVH3)
For Sale or Rent
(Mount Vernon H3 /...)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Just Alec
(WH4)
Spread The Helix
(CCH3)
Return To Senders Wife
(EWH3)
Cleavage to Beaver
(BFMH3)
The Young and the Bushless
(DCRW)
Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Do Me on the Beach
(HocH4)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Roll Over Bitch@
(EWH3)
Cock Lobster
(EWH3)
Coxswain, Cocks Out
(RH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
El Segundo
(WH4)
Slut Machine
(WH4)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Bi-DDQ
(WH4)
Turd Gear
(RH3)
Keebler Shelf
(EWH3)
Short Cummings
(MVH3)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Hand 2 Hand
(RTH3)
Cooter Pooter
(MVH3)
Hunt for Head October
(H4)
Just Dave
(SBH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H4)
Purple Peter Eater
(EWH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Muppet Rapies
(EWH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Just Mark
(BH3)
Special Red
Just Tony
(Virgin)
8apus
(EWH3)
C-42Oh
(EWH3)
AC/DP
(WH4)
Dr Toolittle
(EWH3)
Cum Fly With Me
(MVH3)
dwarfus interruptus
(WH4)
Just Brian
(EWH3)
Cock-a-Thong
(WH4)
The Cock Inhaler
(WH4)
Just Stacey
NFN Cherry
(FEH3)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
OVEREXPOSED
(Reading H3)
Splashback
(BFMH3)
Fun Runs
(TH3)
FarBlow
(EWH3)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
Mouthful of Clam
(EWH3)
Ghettoman
(CCH3)
Glad He Ate Her
(LVH3vlv)
Nature Runner
(MVH3)
Professor Cowabunghole
(RH3)
Psychedelic Cumfountain
(BFH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Boneless
(Dayton H3)
The Big Limpbowski
(CCH3)
Treeway
(SMUTTyCrab)
Coneylingus
(NYCH3)
Catwoman
(DH3)
Holy Fuck
(SHIT)
Just Emily
(EWH3)
RG3some
(EWH3)
Like a Surgeon
(WH4)
Duck duck oops
(SBH3)
Dungeons & Drag Queens
(WH4)
Yariben
(WH4)
Third Man In
(SMUTTy Crab)
Must Stank Sally
(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)
Drunk Neighbor
(TH3)
IBShittin
(TH3)
Yeast Confection
(MtnBH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Just Marc
(Reading HHH)
Goo Lite Special
(CTrH3)
Just Philbrick
(EWH3)
Tour duh Whore
(DCH4)
Up Her Ali
(BFMH3)
Fucket List
(AH3)
All Flash No Drive
(DC_RDR)
Not In My Hair
(Going Down H3)
Scooby Goo
(H5)
Certified Pubic AcCUNTant
(NYCH3)
Tapped Three Times
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
Ginger Snatch
(WH4)
Lips of steel
International Dicklomat
(BFMH3)
Kindergarten Cock
(EWH3)
Nacho Taco
(WH4)
Little Red Ride Me Good
(EWH3)
Third Girl Problems
(EWH3)
Chip Off The Old Cock
(EWH3)
Magic Carpet Ride
(HocH4)
Just Heather
(WH4)
Poohbies
Easy Bake
(eaTme H3)
Double D Ass
(BAH3)
Teenie Bopper
(Chicago)
Just Mel
(WH4)
Womb Raider
(Great Falls H3/Ba...)
Handy Snaxxx
(CHHH)
Little Lady Boner
(DH3)
21 Cum Salute
(RH3)
Froggy Style
(FEH3)
Master Hater
(RGH3)
Just Debi
(EWH3)
Rubba Luvva
(SHHH)
Strange Ground Chuck
(WH4)
CraigsFist
(BAH3)
Rong Duck Dong
(OFH3)
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
Head Injury
(EWH3)
Flounder
(H5)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
Holy Milk of our Mothers
(EWH3)
Dildo Shaggins
(WH4)
Load Packer
(WH4)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Noxzema is Bad
(WH4)
Drunky Boo Boo
(FUH3, DCRW)
Ghett-ho Inferno
(LVH3)
Cum Pi
14KT
(H4/MVH3)
Twaterboarding
(EWH3)
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
Ole yell her
(H4/OTH3)
Just Pammy P
(ExaH3)
Mom's Monthly Colonic
(TH3)
Fail Her Poon
(EWH3)
Just the Tip, Please
(Reading HHH)
Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn
(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))
No Strings Attached
(EWH3)
Melisande Smith
Donald Dick
(WH4-DCRW)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe
(EWH3)
Cocktroller
(POHO)
Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)
(WH4)
Green Velvet
(SMUTTyCrab)
Just Travis
(WWh3)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
Cherry Peddler
(MVH3)
Incredible Edible Shmegg
(DCH4)
Horny Hands
(BFMH3)
Just Michelle
(EWH3)
My Little Pony
(EWH3)
Pee Freely
(Minneapolis )
Liquor Box
(LVH3)
Groper
(Hockessin)
By the Power of Gayskull
(EWH3)
All Hands on Dick
(LVH3 and WH4)
Just Jason
(DCH4)
Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup
(EWH3)
Kooter Kunte
(DCph4)
La Gingeracha
(EWH3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
Wet Spot
(Summit)
On-On Ring Off
(MGH$)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Generals Farm Animal
(EWH3)
shimjob
(DCH4)
1 Girl 2 Cups
(WH4)
tail hooker
(svh3)
Par for the Intercourse
(OTH4)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(BAH3)
OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME
(WH4)
Bruce Almighty
(OTH4)
Kim Slong-ungh
(WH4)
Union Jackoff
(WH4)
I streak in syria
(TH3)
Should Of Swallowed For An A
(7H4)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Bronco Buster
(MV H3)
The S&M Man
(BFM STD)
RPI
(EWH3)
Just Sarah
(Reading H3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Fire in the Hole
(DC Area Hashes)
PubeHeAteHer
(HocH4)
Muff'n Man
(WH4)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Hard On the Beaver
(SMUTTyCrab)
Virgin Airlines
(RH3)
Nibbles N Tits
(EWH3)
Just Ann
(SPCA)
Downward Facing Doggiestyle
(OTH4)
Just Leah
(EWH3)
Just Amy
(RTH3)
Just Marta
(EWH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
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