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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Special Red

MiamiH3

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

First timer

(Homeless)

Lumpy

(H5)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

El Segundo

(WH4)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Lips of steel

PittH3

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Load Packer

(WH4)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Poohbies

Larrikins

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Scooby Goo

(H5)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

tail hooker

(svh3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Yariben

(WH4)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Just Heather

(WH4)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

PHead

(DH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Master Hater

(RGH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Slut Machine

(WH4)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Catwoman

(DH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

STFU

(WH4)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

rimel

(MVH3)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Flounder

(H5)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Just Stacey

H5

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Wet Spot

(Summit)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Just Mark

(BH3)