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Organizers:
Camo Sutra
Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.
DC Red Dress Run 2016
10/08 12:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $105*
TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120
If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com
The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.
What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck
Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.
Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)
VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.
Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com
Location Details
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!
If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...
Schedule of Events
EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z
The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z
BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019
Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)
Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD
Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30
H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!
Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024
Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro
On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003
WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)
Public Event
including:
Cleavage to Beaver
(BFMH3)
Nibbles N Tits
(EWH3)
Little Red Ride Me Good
(EWH3)
Belching Semen
(OTH4)
Spread The Helix
(CCH3)
Just Stacey
Dildo Shaggins
(WH4)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Follow the Bleeder
(WH4)
Little Thunder Clap
(EWH3)
Hoover McSuck n Fuck
(BosH3)
Purple Peter Eater
(EWH3)
Just Marc
(Reading HHH)
Ass Spelunker
(DCH4)
Rong Duck Dong
(OFH3)
Wookin Pa Nub
(DC_RDR)
Coxswain, Cocks Out
(RH3)
Must Stank Sally
(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)
Hard On the Beaver
(SMUTTyCrab)
Vladimir Fruitin
(EWH3)
tail hooker
(svh3)
First timer
(Homeless)
Burqa Jerka
(RH3)
OVEREXPOSED
(Reading H3)
Just Grant
(EWH3)
Horny Hands
(BFMH3)
OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME
(WH4)
Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)
(RH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
By the Power of Gayskull
(EWH3)
Just Steph
(EWH3)
Just the Tip, Please
(Reading HHH)
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang
(EWH3)
Short Cummings
(MVH3)
My Little Pony
(EWH3)
PHead
(DH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Just Collin
(EWH3)
Muppet Rapies
(EWH3)
PubeHeAteHer
(HocH4)
IBShittin
(TH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Takes it in the Assberger
(BH3)
Prince Charmin
(EWH3)
For Sale or Rent
(Mount Vernon H3 /...)
Ginger Snatch
(WH4)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
RPI
(EWH3)
Vanilla Is A Flavor Too
(CTrH3)
It Don't Talk
(7H4)
Read Between the Slime
(WH4)
Broken Rod
(BFMH3)
Cocktroller
(POHO)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
RG3some
(EWH3)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup
(EWH3)
Just Leah
(EWH3)
Snap Crackle Poop
(MVH3)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Keebler Shelf
(EWH3)
Twinkle toes
(Emerald coast)
Just Nyrel
(WWh3)
Just Emily
(EWH3)
Staminazi
(WH4)
1 Girl 2 Cups
(WH4)
VirginAvecMary
(Herndon H3)
Just Brian
(EWH3)
Pee Freely
(Minneapolis )
Third Girl Problems
(EWH3)
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Pumps til it Burns
(Dayton H3)
AC/DP
(WH4)
Flounder
(H5)
golden knowledge
(CFH3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(EWH3)
NFHN Adam
(MBH3)
Drunk Neighbor
(TH3)
Just Marta
(EWH3)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Helicopter Dick
(MVH3)
NFHN keith
(MiamiH3)
Scooby Goo
(H5)
Ole yell her
(H4/OTH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Capitol Cockshare
(DCPH4)
Schrödinger's Cock
(EWH3)
The S&M Man
(BFM STD)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
High Speed Cock Bumper
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Dungeons & Drag Queens
(WH4)
Should Of Swallowed For An A
(7H4)
Catwoman
(DH3)
Biscoutual
(SDH3)
nut mechanic
(WH4)
All Hands on Dick
(LVH3 and WH4)
Fucket List
(AH3)
Anal Bite
(NoH3)
Glad He Ate Her
(LVH3vlv)
Fort Dixalot
(Ben Franklin Mob STD)
Vaginal Countdown
(EWH3)
Slut Machine
(WH4)
Colostomy Shag
(EWH3)
Areola Borealis
(EWH3)
Wet Spot
(Summit)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Mouthful of Clam
(EWH3)
All Flash No Drive
(DC_RDR)
Boneless
(Dayton H3)
21 Cum Salute
(RH3)
Generals Farm Animal
(EWH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob )
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Egg Fucker
(LVH3)
Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
rimel
(MVH3)
Pussy virus
(BBH3)
ItTakes2toDjango
(EWH3)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
Splashback
(BFMH3)
Do Me on the Beach
(HocH4)
The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe
(EWH3)
Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)
(WH4)
Just Steve
(WH4)
Nasty Gash
(EWH3)
Just Travis
(WWh3)
Dr Toolittle
(EWH3)
Imagine my erection
(VoodooH3)
Holy Fuck
(SHIT)
8apus
(EWH3)
pita
(DCH4)
Double Dipped Tip
Melisande Smith
Can't Find Tail
(Dayton H3)
Just Heather
(WH4)
świnia
(ExaH3)
Precummy Bear
(EWH3)
Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me
(EWH3)
SCUBA Deuce
(SMUTTyCrab)
Just Debi
(EWH3)
14KT
(H4/MVH3)
Brokeback Mama
(EWH3)
Not In My Hair
(Going Down H3)
Cock-a-Thong
(WH4)
The Young and the Bushless
(DCRW)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Just Pammy P
(ExaH3)
Uncle Louie
(RH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Head Injury
(EWH3)
Union Jackoff
(WH4)
Bi-DDQ
(WH4)
Virgin Airlines
(RH3)
Kim Slong-ungh
(WH4)
Just Sarah
(Reading H3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Pounded in the can
La Gingeracha
(EWH3)
Wank Like An Egyptian
(EWH3)
Brownie Eyed Hurl
(AVLH3)
General Tso's Dicken
(EWH3/WH4)
NFN Cherry
(FEH3)
SWWAT
(DCRW)
Special Red
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Handy Snaxxx
(CHHH)
Frank Llayd Wrong
(SBH3)
Ghett-ho Inferno
(LVH3)
Hand 2 Hand
(RTH3)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
VAGINA
(MVH3)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Just Michelle
(EWH3)
Turd Gear
(RH3)
Ejaculation.Overruled!
(EWH3)
Goo Lite Special
(CTrH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H4)
Just Amy
(RTH3)
Fish N Tits
(WH4)
Nature Runner
(MVH3)
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
Load Packer
(WH4)
No time to wipe
(Oth4)
Kooter Kunte
(DCph4)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
No Strings Attached
(EWH3)
Groper
(Hockessin)
Up My Butt With a Firetruck
(Hillbilly)
El Segundo
(WH4)
Rack Attack
(Hockessin)
Just Philbrick
(EWH3)
FarBlow
(EWH3)
Yariben
(WH4)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Spare My Finger
(Ben Franklin Mob H3)
Certified Pubic AcCUNTant
(NYCH3)
Just Savannah
(RHHH)
Cum Pi
Yellow Bed Wetter
(NVH3)
Lumpy
(H5)
Treeway
(SMUTTyCrab)
Cock Lobster
(EWH3)
Clean Clam
(CHHH)
Double D Ass
(BAH3)
First Eye Blind
(RH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Free Pussy to Good Home
(So Happy It's Tue...)
I streak in syria
(TH3)
Just Jason
(DCH4)
Like a Surgeon
(WH4)
Just Jamie
(EWH3)
Liquor Box
(LVH3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
CraigsFist
(BAH3)
Fail Her Poon
(EWH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Teenie Bopper
(Chicago)
Bronco Buster
(MV H3)
Velvet Vulva
(BAH3)
Flying Burito
(MVH3)
7 LayHer
(WH4)
Psychedelic Cumfountain
(BFH3)
Duck Duck Bush
(WH4)
Roll Over Bitch@
(EWH3)
Fire in the Hole
(DC Area Hashes)
Just Alec
(WH4)
My Hole's On Fire
(CCH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
Mom's Monthly Colonic
(TH3)
Master Hater
(RGH3)
Lips of steel
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Slippery Salamander
(EWH3)
Cherry Peddler
(MVH3)
Double Ohhh Positive
(EWH3)
Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Strange Ground Chuck
(WH4)
Coneylingus
(NYCH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Just Tony
(Virgin)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
RU 469
(DCH4)
Professor Cowabunghole
(RH3)
Green Velvet
(SMUTTyCrab)
Donald Dick
(WH4-DCRW)
Chip Off The Old Cock
(EWH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Muff'n Man
(WH4)
Teapot
(CCH3)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(BAH3)
Milk Money
(MVH3)
Cooter Pooter
(MVH3)
Par for the Intercourse
(OTH4)
shimjob
(DCH4)
Cum Fly With Me
(MVH3)
NecroPheelMeUp
(HocH4)
Stain Gretzky
(EWH3)
Just Mark
(BH3)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
Trim Shady
(EWH3)
Lush of the Irish
(SHIT)
Lydia the Tattooed Labia
(ExaH3)
Hunt for Head October
(H4)
Tour duh Whore
(DCH4)
Scooby Doo Me
(BAH3)
Up Her Ali
(BFMH3)
C-42Oh
(EWH3)
Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes
(7H4)
Circular Breeding
(OTH4)
Rubba Luvva
(SHHH)
Candy like the kind you eat
(MBH3)
Return To Senders Wife
(EWH3)
Just Ann
(SPCA)
dwarfus interruptus
(WH4)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
Froggy Style
(FEH3)
Incredible Edible Shmegg
(DCH4)
Sex-A-Sketch
(LVH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(BFMH3 / FTH3)
Texas Asshole Massacre
(BBH3)
Twice Bitten One Shy
(OTH4)
Pyro
(DCH4)
Tapped Three Times
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
Altered Boy
(BosH3)
Lippy
(ExaH3)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Third Man In
(SMUTTy Crab)
Little Lady Boner
(DH3)
Easy Bake
(eaTme H3)
Bad Ditch
(WH4)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Womb Raider
(Great Falls H3/Ba...)
Twaterboarding
(EWH3)
On-On Ring Off
(MGH$)
Fun Runs
(TH3)
Ghettoman
(CCH3)
Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn
(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))
Watergate
(Herndon H3)
Just Dave
(SBH3)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
Magic Carpet Ride
(HocH4)
The Cock Inhaler
(WH4)
Nacho Taco
(WH4)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
At Your Cervix
(BAH3)
Poohbies
AssAssination
(BFMH3)
The Big Limpbowski
(CCH3)
Holy Milk of our Mothers
(EWH3)
Yeast Confection
(MtnBH3)
Downward Facing Doggiestyle
(OTH4)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
International Dicklomat
(BFMH3)
Mad Cow
(West London H3)
2FAB
(DCRW)
Bruce Almighty
(OTH4)
Kindergarten Cock
(EWH3)
STFU
(WH4)
Piss Cycle
(RH3)
Just Mel
(WH4)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Friendly Thighs
(RTH3)
Duck duck oops
(SBH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
She Takes Dick
(DCH4)
Queer Near
(Gulf coast hash h...)
Drunky Boo Boo
(FUH3, DCRW)
Axidental Disharge
(DCH4 and OTH4)
Noxzema is Bad
(WH4)
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