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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Groper

(Hockessin)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

STFU

(WH4)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Princess & The Poo

HbH3
If you lay it Hillbill...

pita

(DCH4)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Fucket List

(AH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

First timer

(Homeless)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

PHead

(DH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Lips of steel

PittH3

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

tail hooker

(svh3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

rimel

(MVH3)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

GeriatricMandering

EWH3
Still the reigning Pro...

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Just Stacey

H5

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Flounder

(H5)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Lumpy

(H5)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)