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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Just Heather

(WH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

pita

(DCH4)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

STFU

(WH4)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Lips of steel

PittH3

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

RG3some

(EWH3)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

8apus

(EWH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Lumpy

(H5)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Flounder

(H5)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

El Segundo

(WH4)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

rimel

(MVH3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Load Packer

(WH4)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

RU 469

(DCH4)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Just Mark

(BH3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

PHead

(DH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

First timer

(Homeless)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))