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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Just Mel

(WH4)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

El Segundo

(WH4)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

STFU

(WH4)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Just Collin

(EWH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

First timer

(Homeless)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

8apus

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

PHead

(DH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Lumpy

(H5)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Flounder

(H5)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Yariben

(WH4)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Lips of steel

PittH3

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

IBShittin

(TH3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

tail hooker

(svh3)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

rimel

(MVH3)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)