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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Just Alec

(WH4)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

RG3some

(EWH3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Flounder

(H5)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

8apus

(EWH3)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

tail hooker

(svh3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Groper

(Hockessin)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

RPI

(EWH3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Lips of steel

PittH3

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

AC/DP

(WH4)

Just Stacey

H5

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

rimel

(MVH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

First timer

(Homeless)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Just Mark

(BH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

STFU

(WH4)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Lumpy

(H5)

Fucket List

(AH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

PHead

(DH3)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

shimjob

(DCH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Just Heather

(WH4)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Yariben

(WH4)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)