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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

First timer

(Homeless)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Fucket List

(AH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

BAH3
Embrace your bad decis...

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Catwoman

(DH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Just Heather

(WH4)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Lorena Hobbit

WH4
Here for a good time, ...

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

RPI

(EWH3)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

STFU

(WH4)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Lumpy

(H5)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

pita

(DCH4)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Lips of steel

PITT-H3

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Just Stacey

H5

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Flounder

(H5)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Pounded in the can

PITT-H3

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

PHead

(DH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

świnia

(ExaH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

rimel

(MVH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)