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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Just Steve

(WH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

First timer

(Homeless)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

rimel

(MVH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Pyro

(DCH4)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

El Segundo

(WH4)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

8apus

(EWH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Just Heather

(WH4)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Flounder

(H5)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Just Leah

(EWH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Lumpy

(H5)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

PHead

(DH3)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

RPI

(EWH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Fucket List

(AH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Lips of steel

PittH3

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

STFU

(WH4)

pita

(DCH4)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Staminazi

(WH4)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Just Alec

(WH4)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Just Mel

(WH4)

Yariben

(WH4)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)