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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Staminazi

(WH4)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Just Mel

(WH4)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

pita

(DCH4)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

świnia

(ExaH3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Lumpy

(H5)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Just Heather

(WH4)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Just Alec

(WH4)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Flounder

(H5)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

First timer

(Homeless)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Lips of steel

PittH3

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

rimel

(MVH3)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Fucket List

(AH3)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Poohbies

Larrikins

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Wet Spot

(Summit)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Just Stacey

H5

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

8apus

(EWH3)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

STFU

(WH4)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

PHead

(DH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

RPI

(EWH3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)