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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Just Heather

(WH4)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

RPI

(EWH3)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Just Alec

(WH4)

tail hooker

(svh3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

pita

(DCH4)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Just Stacey

H5

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

RG3some

(EWH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

First timer

(Homeless)

Lumpy

(H5)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Yariben

(WH4)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Load Packer

(WH4)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Special Red

MiamiH3

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

świnia

(ExaH3)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

rimel

(MVH3)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

PHead

(DH3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Put It Out

(EWH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Flounder

(H5)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

STFU

(WH4)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Lips of steel

PittH3

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

7 LayHer

(WH4)