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DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Just Mel

(WH4)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Teapot

(CCH3)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

STFU

(WH4)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

PHead

(DH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

IBShittin

(TH3)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Load Packer

(WH4)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Lips of steel

PittH3

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Flounder

(H5)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

pita

(DCH4)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Lumpy

(H5)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

First timer

(Homeless)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Just Stacey

H5

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

rimel

(MVH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Just Collin

(EWH3)