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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Catwoman

(DH3)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

AC/DP

(WH4)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

pita

(DCH4)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

PHead

(DH3)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

STFU

(WH4)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

rimel

(MVH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Load Packer

(WH4)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Just Mel

(WH4)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

RU 469

(DCH4)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Flounder

(H5)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Lips of steel

PittH3

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Just Alec

(WH4)

RPI

(EWH3)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

2FAB

(DCRW)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Lumpy

(H5)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

First timer

(Homeless)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

tail hooker

(svh3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)