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Organizers:
Camo Sutra
Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.
DC Red Dress Run 2016
10/08 12:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $105*
TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120
If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com
The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.
What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck
Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.
Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)
VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.
Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com
Location Details
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!
If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...
Schedule of Events
EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z
The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z
BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019
Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)
Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD
Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30
H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!
Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024
Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro
On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003
WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)
Public Event
including:
My Hole's On Fire
(CCH3)
Must Stank Sally
(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)
Fire in the Hole
(DC Area Hashes)
Cooter Pooter
(MVH3)
Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me
(EWH3)
RU 469
(DCH4)
Cherry Peddler
(MVH3)
Imagine my erection
(VoodooH3)
Up My Butt With a Firetruck
(Hillbilly)
Treeway
(SMUTTyCrab)
Little Red Ride Me Good
(EWH3)
Lips of steel
Green Velvet
(SMUTTyCrab)
Master Hater
(RGH3)
All Flash No Drive
(DC_RDR)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
General Tso's Dicken
(EWH3/WH4)
La Gingeracha
(EWH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Slut Machine
(WH4)
Nasty Gash
(EWH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
Lickthyologist
(EWH3)
Rack Attack
(Hockessin)
No time to wipe
(Oth4)
Coxswain, Cocks Out
(RH3)
Just Stacey
Flounder
(H5)
Just Steph
(EWH3)
Uncle Louie
(RH3)
Just Ann
(SPCA)
Just Jamie
(EWH3)
Queer Near
(Gulf coast hash h...)
Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup
(EWH3)
Melisande Smith
Anal Bite
(NoH3)
By the Power of Gayskull
(EWH3)
Tapped Three Times
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
Kooter Kunte
(DCph4)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just Marc
(Reading HHH)
Kindergarten Cock
(EWH3)
Dungeons & Drag Queens
(WH4)
Flying Burito
(MVH3)
AC/DP
(WH4)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(BFMH3 / FTH3)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Just Collin
(EWH3)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(BAH3)
Bad Ditch
(WH4)
Handy Snaxxx
(CHHH)
Vladimir Fruitin
(EWH3)
Rubba Luvva
(SHHH)
She Takes Dick
(DCH4)
El Segundo
(WH4)
Third Girl Problems
(EWH3)
ItTakes2toDjango
(EWH3)
Dr Toolittle
(EWH3)
Lippy
(ExaH3)
Just Savannah
(RHHH)
Wet Spot
(Summit)
2FAB
(DCRW)
SCUBA Deuce
(SMUTTyCrab)
Scooby Doo Me
(BAH3)
Purple Peter Eater
(EWH3)
1 Girl 2 Cups
(WH4)
Just Mel
(WH4)
Hoover McSuck n Fuck
(BosH3)
Yellow Bed Wetter
(NVH3)
Bruce Almighty
(OTH4)
Just the Tip, Please
(Reading HHH)
Scooby Goo
(H5)
Just Heather
(WH4)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Precummy Bear
(EWH3)
Slippery Salamander
(EWH3)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
RPI
(EWH3)
Axidental Disharge
(DCH4 and OTH4)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
Tomb Raper
(WH4)
Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes
(7H4)
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Rosetta Bone
(EWH3)
Snap Crackle Poop
(MVH3)
Follow the Bleeder
(WH4)
Just Sarah
(Reading H3)
Hard On the Beaver
(SMUTTyCrab)
Udder Ho
(SHIT)
nut mechanic
(WH4)
Little Thunder Clap
(EWH3)
Easy Bake
(eaTme H3)
Just Grant
(EWH3)
High Speed Cock Bumper
14KT
(H4/MVH3)
Rong Duck Dong
(OFH3)
Just Pammy P
(ExaH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Mom's Monthly Colonic
(TH3)
FarBlow
(EWH3)
The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe
(EWH3)
Just Mark
(BH3)
The S&M Man
(BFM STD)
CraigsFist
(BAH3)
Incredible Edible Shmegg
(DCH4)
Lydia the Tattooed Labia
(ExaH3)
Ejaculation.Overruled!
(EWH3)
7 LayHer
(WH4)
Catwoman
(DH3)
Just Jason
(DCH4)
Special Red
OVEREXPOSED
(Reading H3)
Cum Pi
NFN Cherry
(FEH3)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
Egg Fucker
(LVH3)
VAGINA
(MVH3)
pita
(DCH4)
Biscoutual
(SDH3)
Third Man In
(SMUTTy Crab)
Do Me on the Beach
(HocH4)
Yeast Confection
(MtnBH3)
Ginger Snatch
(WH4)
Noxzema is Bad
(WH4)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob )
Double Dipped Tip
golden knowledge
(CFH3)
Up Her Ali
(BFMH3)
No Strings Attached
(EWH3)
NecroPheelMeUp
(HocH4)
Pussy virus
(BBH3)
Stink Bug
(WH4)
Wookin Pa Nub
(DC_RDR)
Strange Ground Chuck
(WH4)
Read Between the Slime
(WH4)
Twaterboarding
(EWH3)
Certified Pubic AcCUNTant
(NYCH3)
Donald Dick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Twinkle toes
(Emerald coast)
Chip Off The Old Cock
(EWH3)
Happy Poo Year
(EWH3)
dwarfus interruptus
(WH4)
Turd Gear
(RH3)
Ass Spelunker
(DCH4)
Holy Fuck
(SHIT)
Goo Lite Special
(CTrH3)
21 Cum Salute
(RH3)
Virgin Airlines
(RH3)
Downward Facing Doggiestyle
(OTH4)
STFU
(WH4)
Boneless
(Dayton H3)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Free Pussy to Good Home
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Hand 2 Hand
(RTH3)
Groper
(Hockessin)
AssAssination
(BFMH3)
Brokeback Mama
(EWH3)
Just Amy
(RTH3)
Horny Hands
(BFMH3)
Just Tony
(Virgin)
I streak in syria
(TH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Muppet Rapies
(EWH3)
Tour duh Whore
(DCH4)
My Little Pony
(EWH3)
8apus
(EWH3)
PHead
(DH3)
Short Cummings
(MVH3)
Fail Her Poon
(EWH3)
Friendly Thighs
(RTH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)
(WH4)
For Sale or Rent
(Mount Vernon H3 /...)
Colostomy Shag
(EWH3)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Nature Runner
(MVH3)
Spread The Helix
(CCH3)
PubeHeAteHer
(HocH4)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Just Leah
(EWH3)
Splashback
(BFMH3)
Should Of Swallowed For An A
(7H4)
Takes it in the Assberger
(BH3)
Head Injury
(EWH3)
Pyro
(DCH4)
Pee Freely
(Minneapolis )
Just Nyrel
(WWh3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Prince Charmin
(EWH3)
Kim Slong-ungh
(WH4)
Just Philbrick
(EWH3)
Cocktroller
(POHO)
Put It Out
(EWH3)
Stain Gretzky
(EWH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Return To Senders Wife
(EWH3)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Muff'n Man
(WH4)
Twice Bitten One Shy
(OTH4)
Hunt for Head October
(H4)
Holy Milk of our Mothers
(EWH3)
NFHN Adam
(MBH3)
Teapot
(CCH3)
Silver Spooge
(EWH3)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Areola Borealis
(EWH3)
Teenie Bopper
(Chicago)
VirginAvecMary
(Herndon H3)
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang
(EWH3)
świnia
(ExaH3)
Fish N Tits
(WH4)
CoXXX on Demand
(EWH3)
rimel
(MVH3)
Double Ohhh Positive
(EWH3)
Wank Like An Egyptian
(EWH3)
C-42Oh
(EWH3)
The Hair Up There
(CCH3)
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
Test Tube Baby
(WH4)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Belching Semen
(OTH4)
Ghettoman
(CCH3)
Poohbies
Pumps til it Burns
(Dayton H3)
Mad Cow
(West London H3)
Around the World in 80 Lays
(EWH3)
Psychedelic Cumfountain
(BFH3)
Drunk Neighbor
(TH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
SWWAT
(DCRW)
Texas Asshole Massacre
(BBH3)
Fort Dixalot
(Ben Franklin Mob STD)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Just Dave
(SBH3)
Drunky Boo Boo
(FUH3, DCRW)
First Eye Blind
(RH3)
Liquor Box
(LVH3)
NFHN keith
(MiamiH3)
Spare My Finger
(Ben Franklin Mob H3)
Pounded in the can
First timer
(Homeless)
Dildo Shaggins
(WH4)
Candy like the kind you eat
(MBH3)
It Don't Talk
(7H4)
Just Michelle
(EWH3)
On-On Ring Off
(MGH$)
The Cock Inhaler
(WH4)
Broken Rod
(BFMH3)
Vanilla Is A Flavor Too
(CTrH3)
Dirty Wet Pussy
(Hockessin H4)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
Not In My Hair
(Going Down H3)
At Your Cervix
(BAH3)
The Young and the Bushless
(DCRW)
RG3some
(EWH3)
Duck Duck Bush
(WH4)
Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn
(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))
Cock Lobster
(EWH3)
Burqa Jerka
(RH3)
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
Lush of the Irish
(SHIT)
Sex-A-Sketch
(LVH3)
Yariben
(WH4)
Double D Ass
(BAH3)
Cum Fly With Me
(MVH3)
Just Brian
(EWH3)
Roll Over Bitch@
(EWH3)
Just Alec
(WH4)
tail hooker
(svh3)
International Dicklomat
(BFMH3)
Load Packer
(WH4)
Trim Shady
(EWH3)
Union Jackoff
(WH4)
Ole yell her
(H4/OTH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Par for the Intercourse
(OTH4)
Piss Cycle
(RH3)
Capitol Cockshare
(DCPH4)
Velvet Vulva
(BAH3)
Magic Carpet Ride
(HocH4)
Frank Llayd Wrong
(SBH3)
All Hands on Dick
(LVH3 and WH4)
shimjob
(DCH4)
Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)
(RH3)
Bi-DDQ
(WH4)
Can't Find Tail
(Dayton H3)
Womb Raider
(Great Falls H3/Ba...)
Circular Breeding
(OTH4)
Cock-a-Thong
(WH4)
Schrödinger's Cock
(EWH3)
Milk Money
(MVH3)
Like a Surgeon
(WH4)
Just Emily
(EWH3)
Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Little Lady Boner
(DH3)
OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME
(WH4)
Vaginal Countdown
(EWH3)
Nibbles N Tits
(EWH3)
Just Debi
(EWH3)
Slothy Seconds
(BFMH3)
Watergate
(Herndon H3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Staminazi
(WH4)
The Big Limpbowski
(CCH3)
Helicopter Dick
(MVH3)
Coneylingus
(NYCH3)
Generals Farm Animal
(EWH3)
Fun Runs
(TH3)
Fucket List
(AH3)
Bronco Buster
(MV H3)
Ghett-ho Inferno
(LVH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Glad He Ate Her
(LVH3vlv)
IBShittin
(TH3)
Premature Ejaculator
(EWH3)
Nacho Taco
(WH4)
Lumpy
(H5)
Just Marta
(EWH3)
Brownie Eyed Hurl
(AVLH3)
Clean Clam
(CHHH)
One Night Stand
(BAH3)
Keebler Shelf
(EWH3)
Mouthful of Clam
(EWH3)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Cleavage to Beaver
(BFMH3)
Altered Boy
(BosH3)
Froggy Style
(FEH3)
Duck duck oops
(SBH3)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
Just Travis
(WWh3)
Just Steve
(WH4)
Professor Cowabunghole
(RH3)
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