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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Turd Gear

(RH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Fucket List

(AH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

IBShittin

(TH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Pounded in the can

PITT-H3

Catwoman

(DH3)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

BAH3
Embrace your bad decis...

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

8apus

(EWH3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

PHead

(DH3)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Just Stacey

H5

pita

(DCH4)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Flounder

(H5)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

RU 469

(DCH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

rimel

(MVH3)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Cum Pi

AVLH3

tail hooker

(svh3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

STFU

(WH4)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Lips of steel

PITT-H3

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Lumpy

(H5)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Lorena Hobbit

WH4
Here for a good time, ...

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Have You Blown My Stapler?

WH4
There’s always a 1st time

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

First timer

(Homeless)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Groper

(Hockessin)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)