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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

First timer

(Homeless)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

PHead

(DH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

świnia

(ExaH3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

RPI

(EWH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Have You Blown My Stapler?

WH4
There’s always a 1st time

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

BAH3
Embrace your bad decis...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

pita

(DCH4)

RG3some

(EWH3)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Flounder

(H5)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

STFU

(WH4)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Fucket List

(AH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Pounded in the can

PITT-H3

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Lips of steel

PITT-H3

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Lumpy

(H5)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Just Stacey

H5

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

El Segundo

(WH4)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Lorena Hobbit

WH4
Here for a good time, ...

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

rimel

(MVH3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Yariben

(WH4)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

shimjob

(DCH4)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

2FAB

(DCRW)