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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Pounded in the can

PITT-H3

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

First timer

(Homeless)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Just Mel

(WH4)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

PHead

(DH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Flounder

(H5)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Lumpy

(H5)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

BAH3
Embrace your bad decis...

Have You Blown My Stapler?

WH4
There’s always a 1st time

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Lips of steel

PITT-H3

I streak in syria

(TH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

rimel

(MVH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Lorena Hobbit

WH4
Here for a good time, ...

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

pita

(DCH4)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

RU 469

(DCH4)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Groper

(Hockessin)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

STFU

(WH4)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)