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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


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AVLH3
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SHIT
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CTrH3
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SB-H3
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HbH3
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Quick Closing

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WH4
H3 means family.

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BosH3
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WH4-DCRW
Boldly Going On-On

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WH4
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1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

8apus

(EWH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Anal Bite

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Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Capitol Cockshare

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Catwoman

(DH3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

First timer

(Homeless)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Flounder

(H5)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Just Stacey

H5

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Lips of steel

PittH3

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Lumpy

(H5)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

PHead

(DH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

rimel

(MVH3)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

STFU

(WH4)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Yariben

(WH4)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)