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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Just Heather

(WH4)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Pounded in the can

PITT-H3

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

BAH3
Embrace your bad decis...

First timer

(Homeless)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

El Segundo

(WH4)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Lorena Hobbit

WH4
Here for a good time, ...

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

PHead

(DH3)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Load Packer

(WH4)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

2FAB

(DCRW)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

RG3some

(EWH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

tail hooker

(svh3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Lumpy

(H5)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Groper

(Hockessin)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

7 LayHer

(WH4)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

8apus

(EWH3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Yariben

(WH4)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Lips of steel

PITT-H3

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

rimel

(MVH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Flounder

(H5)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

STFU

(WH4)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)