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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Teapot

(CCH3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Lorena Hobbit

WH4
Here for a good time, ...

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

RPI

(EWH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

PHead

(DH3)

First timer

(Homeless)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Lips of steel

PITT-H3

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

rimel

(MVH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Flounder

(H5)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Lumpy

(H5)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

STFU

(WH4)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

pita

(DCH4)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

BAH3
Embrace your bad decis...

Just Stacey

H5

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

El Segundo

(WH4)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Pounded in the can

PITT-H3

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)