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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Load Packer

(WH4)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Splashback

(BFMH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Flounder

(H5)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Lumpy

(H5)

rimel

(MVH3)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Pyro

(DCH4)

First timer

(Homeless)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

PHead

(DH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

RU 469

(DCH4)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Yariben

(WH4)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

STFU

(WH4)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

El Segundo

(WH4)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Catwoman

(DH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Lips of steel

PittH3

2FAB

(DCRW)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Just Mark

(BH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Just Marta

(EWH3)