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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

El Segundo

(WH4)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

pita

(DCH4)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Flounder

(H5)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

PHead

(DH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Catwoman

(DH3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Just Travis

(WWh3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Just Alec

(WH4)

świnia

(ExaH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Groper

(Hockessin)

rimel

(MVH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

STFU

(WH4)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Lips of steel

PittH3

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Lumpy

(H5)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

8apus

(EWH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Just Heather

(WH4)

First timer

(Homeless)