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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Yariben

(WH4)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Honey Nut Queerios

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2FAB

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Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

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(BFMH3)

Yeast Confection

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Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Brokeback Mama

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Put It Out

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Snap Crackle Poop

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Magic Carpet Ride

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Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Union Jackoff

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Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Tumble Cry

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El Segundo

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Just Tony

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Just Steve

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STFU

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Trim Shady

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Pinocchi-Ho

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świnia

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Hunt for Head October

(H4)

International Dicklomat

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Around the World in 80 Lays

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The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

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(EWH3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

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(BH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

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(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Pyro

(DCH4)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Special Red

MiamiH3

Milk Money

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Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

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Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Just Mel

(WH4)

Flounder

(H5)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

8apus

(EWH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

rimel

(MVH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

RPI

(EWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

BAH3
Embrace your bad decis...

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Pounded in the can

PITT-H3

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

PHead

(DH3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Lorena Hobbit

WH4
Here for a good time, ...

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

First timer

(Homeless)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Lumpy

(H5)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Just Stacey

H5

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Lips of steel

PITT-H3

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Have You Blown My Stapler?

WH4
There’s always a 1st time