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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

8apus

(EWH3)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Lumpy

(H5)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Lips of steel

PittH3

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

świnia

(ExaH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

VAGINA

(MVH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Fucket List

(AH3)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

2FAB

(DCRW)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Flounder

(H5)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Just Heather

(WH4)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

pita

(DCH4)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

PHead

(DH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

STFU

(WH4)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

rimel

(MVH3)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

First timer

(Homeless)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

RPI

(EWH3)