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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

8apus

(EWH3)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Teapot

(CCH3)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Just Steve

(WH4)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Load Packer

(WH4)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Lumpy

(H5)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Lips of steel

PittH3

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

STFU

(WH4)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

First timer

(Homeless)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

rimel

(MVH3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

SWWAT

(DCRW)

RPI

(EWH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

PHead

(DH3)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

AC/DP

(WH4)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Flounder

(H5)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Just Stacey

H5

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)