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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Just Collin

(EWH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Yariben

(WH4)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Lumpy

(H5)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

STFU

(WH4)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

rimel

(MVH3)

PHead

(DH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Just Mark

(BH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Lips of steel

PittH3

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Just Stacey

H5

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

RU 469

(DCH4)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

pita

(DCH4)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Flounder

(H5)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

First timer

(Homeless)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

El Segundo

(WH4)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Just Heather

(WH4)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)