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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

RPI

(EWH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Lumpy

(H5)

Flounder

(H5)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Catwoman

(DH3)

PHead

(DH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Lips of steel

PittH3

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

First timer

(Homeless)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

8apus

(EWH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

rimel

(MVH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

STFU

(WH4)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Just Stacey

H5

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

tail hooker

(svh3)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)