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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Lumpy

(H5)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Pyro

(DCH4)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Lips of steel

PittH3

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

świnia

(ExaH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Just Stacey

H5

STFU

(WH4)

First timer

(Homeless)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

rimel

(MVH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

tail hooker

(svh3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

PHead

(DH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Flounder

(H5)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Catwoman

(DH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Just Dave

(SBH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)