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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

rimel

(MVH3)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Just Alec

(WH4)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

8apus

(EWH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Just Mel

(WH4)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Just Heather

(WH4)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Flounder

(H5)

Catwoman

(DH3)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Poohbies

Larrikins

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

STFU

(WH4)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Lips of steel

PittH3

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

First timer

(Homeless)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Lumpy

(H5)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

pita

(DCH4)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Just Jason

(DCH4)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

PHead

(DH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Yariben

(WH4)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Fucket List

(AH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Load Packer

(WH4)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Just Stacey

H5

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Special Red

MiamiH3

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)