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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Just Alec

(WH4)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

STFU

(WH4)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

Flounder

(H5)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

rimel

(MVH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Lorena Hobbit

WH4
Here for a good time, ...

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Load Packer

(WH4)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

BAH3
Embrace your bad decis...

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Lumpy

(H5)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Just Mark

(BH3)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

El Segundo

(WH4)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

pita

(DCH4)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Lips of steel

PITT-H3

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

PHead

(DH3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Just Debi

(EWH3)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

RU 469

(DCH4)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

First timer

(Homeless)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Pounded in the can

PITT-H3

shimjob

(DCH4)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Tony Panda

(WH4)