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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Lumpy

(H5)

Just Mel

(WH4)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

GeriatricMandering

EWH3
Still the reigning Pro...

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

RG3some

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Pyro

(DCH4)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

pita

(DCH4)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Flounder

(H5)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

First timer

(Homeless)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

rimel

(MVH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Just Stacey

H5

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Yariben

(WH4)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Princess & The Poo

HbH3
If you lay it Hillbill...

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

8apus

(EWH3)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

PHead

(DH3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

STFU

(WH4)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Load Packer

(WH4)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Lips of steel

PittH3

Cocktroller

(POHO)

tail hooker

(svh3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)