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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

STFU

(WH4)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

8apus

(EWH3)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Fucket List

(AH3)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Staminazi

(WH4)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Just Mel

(WH4)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

IBShittin

(TH3)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

First timer

(Homeless)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Just Stacey

H5

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Just Travis

(WWh3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Catwoman

(DH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Flounder

(H5)

Lips of steel

PittH3

rimel

(MVH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

pita

(DCH4)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

PHead

(DH3)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Lumpy

(H5)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Cocktroller

(POHO)

GeriatricMandering

EWH3
Still the reigning Pro...

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Poohbies

Larrikins

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?