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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

Lumpy

(H5)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Pyro

(DCH4)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Fucket List

(AH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Just Alec

(WH4)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

IBShittin

(TH3)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Just Mel

(WH4)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

First timer

(Homeless)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

PHead

(DH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Load Packer

(WH4)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Flounder

(H5)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

rimel

(MVH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Lips of steel

PittH3

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Splashback

(BFMH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

pita

(DCH4)

STFU

(WH4)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Wet Spot

(Summit)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Groper

(Hockessin)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
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