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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Flounder

(H5)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

IBShittin

(TH3)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Just Heather

(WH4)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Lumpy

(H5)

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

STFU

(WH4)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Pounded in the can

PittH3

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

świnia

(ExaH3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

First timer

(Homeless)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Turd Gear

(RH3)

RG3some

(EWH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Just Mark

(BH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

RU 469

(DCH4)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Princess & The Poo

HbH3
If you lay it Hillbill...

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Staminazi

(WH4)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Lips of steel

PittH3

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

shimjob

(DCH4)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Just Dave

(SBH3)

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Just Alec

(WH4)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

PHead

(DH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

pita

(DCH4)

Load Packer

(WH4)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
I drink and I don't kn...

Fucket List

(AH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Just Stacey

H5

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

rimel

(MVH3)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

GeriatricMandering

EWH3
Still the reigning Pro...

Teapot

(CCH3)

Yariben

(WH4)

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Fun Runs

(TH3)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)