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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Camo Sutra

HangoverH3

Today I shall be witty, charming, and elegant...or just say 'um' a lot and trip over things.

DC Red Dress Run 2016

10/08 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $105*

TL,DR: After submitting registration form, scroll to the bottom of the page to pay via PayPal. You will also get an email with a link to PayPal. Day-of Price: $120

If you have issues with this site or want to tell RDR mismanagement how dead sexy we are, contact Camo Sutra:
shelley.folk@gmail.com

The 23rd DC Red Dress Run
Saturday, October 8th, 2016
Capitol Skyline Hotel
Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)

Hash Hotel:
Capitol Skyline Hotel (Oooo! Same as the venue...convenient!) See 'Accommodations' tab below for details.

What do you get?
~13 hours of unabashed fun
~Selection of beer, cider, soft drinks
~Walkers and runners trails
~Beer check
~Buffet dinner
~DJ
~Dancing on the pool deck

Reserve yourself a hotel room and you won’t have to worry about drinking and driving or missing the metro.

Hashtivus:
Looking for other ways to save money? How about signing up for Hashtivus? For one low price, you can get pre-paid admission to trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 2 trails on Sunday! Select “Hashtivus” during checkout. (Check out the schedule tab for more information on each trail.)

VIP Package:
Tired of saving all that money? Wanna step your flashy A$$ up with some VIP status and make it rain? Well, our charity wants to see that too. This year, we are happy to work with Miriam's Kitchen who is dedicated to ending chronic homelessness in the District of Columbia. Providing a minimum donation of $25 will give you VIP access where you get early check-in, separate food service (shorter lines!), and wine in addition to our selection of cold beers. Select “Optional Extra Donation to: Miriam's Kitchen" at check out and put in at least $25.

Other:
If you want to just complain about everything, contact: dcreddressrun@gmail.com


Location Details

Capitol Skyline Hotel

10 EYE Street, SW Washington, DC 20024

Capitol Skyline Hotel

Call for reservations at 202-488-7500 or 1-800-458-7500
Use code “DC Red Dress Run” to get a discounted rate of $199.00 (prior to 9 Sept.) Then all you have to do is stumble upstairs to your room (or someone else's) after the event!


If you need an address between the venue and the hotel, you are too drunk...

Schedule of Events

EWH3 Trail (7pm)
Regular trail (runner & walkers):
Start: Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro
Pack Away 7:15 PM...ish.
Usual length
A-Z

The Ballbuster trail (runners only)
Silver Spring Metro
Pack Away: 6:00 PM Sharp!
Trail is 10-12 miles with multiple beer checks.
A-Z


BLT Information
Location: DC Eagle
3701 Benning Road, NE, Washington DC 20019

Price: $35 (also included in Hashtivus...you should really just sign up for hashtivus)

Theme: Alice in Naughty Land
Details: TBD

Cash bar starting at 7pm (happy hour pricing)
Trail: 7:15pm
Full open bar from 8pm to 10pm
Coat check for bags & coats starting at 7pm


Doors Open at 12:00 (11:00 for VIP's only)
Circle Up at 3:00 pm - everyone ON OUT! Trail starts approx 3:30pm
Beer Check (undisclosed location) from 4 - approx 5pm
Back to the Capitol Skyline Hotel 5:30-ish – 1 AM;
Dinner served from 5:30 - 7:30


H4 Trail #69 - Red Dress Recovery Run!
Sunday 10:00 AM , October 9th, 2016
$5 (this is in included in your Hashtivus package if you rego-ed)
A-B
Sign in starts at - 9:30AM
Pack away – 10:00AM!

Start:
Capitol Skyline Hotel pool deck / back lot 10 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024

Metro Accessibility:
.5 mile from Navy Yard Metro

On On On Brunch:
Willies Brew & Que - 300 Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

WH4/OTH3 Trail
Time: 3pm
Check back for more information!
Start location: Nayler Rd Metro
Price: $6 (included in Hashtivus Package...why haven't you signed up for hashtivus?!?)


Public Event

See the full list!

422 Hashers came

including:

Dr Toolittle

(EWH3)

Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me

(EWH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

NFHN Adam

(MBH3)

Slut Machine

(WH4)

Uncle Louie

(RH3)

Muppet Rapies

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(EWH3)

Drunk Neighbor

(TH3)

For Sale or Rent

(Mount Vernon H3 /...)

Third Man In

(SMUTTy Crab)

Friendly Thighs

(RTH3)

Just Marc

(Reading HHH)

Pussy virus

(BBH3)

ItTakes2toDjango

(EWH3)

Just Amy

(RTH3)

FarBlow

(EWH3)

Up Her Ali

(BFMH3)

Pounded in the can

PITT-H3

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Ass Spelunker

(DCH4)

Just Alec

(WH4)

The Young and the Bushless

(DCRW)

Must Stank Sally

(cHARLOTtesville/BFM)

Tour duh Whore

(DCH4)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

RG3some

(EWH3)

C-42Oh

(EWH3)

All Flash No Drive

(DC_RDR)

It Don't Talk

(7H4)

Tumble Cry

(EWH3)

Chip Off The Old Cock

(EWH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A

(7H4)

Banana Clit

TH3
Fuck you, you fucking ...

Pee Freely

(Minneapolis )

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(Hillbilly)

The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe

(EWH3)

14KT

(H4/MVH3)

dwarfus interruptus

(WH4)

Ejaculation.Overruled!

(EWH3)

Just Heather

(WH4)

Flounder

(H5)

Spread The Helix

(CCH3)

Generals Farm Animal

(EWH3)

Circular Breeding

(OTH4)

Connect Whore

(EWH3)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Burqa Jerka

(RH3)

Just Brian

(EWH3)

AssAssination

(BFMH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Stink Bug

(WH4)

Have You Blown My Stapler?

WH4
There’s always a 1st time

At Your Cervix

(BAH3)

Mouthful of Clam

(EWH3)

2FAB

(DCRW)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Candy like the kind you eat

(MBH3)

Gaybelline

(EWH3)

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

8apus

(EWH3)

Mammwich

KCH3
Baby Jesus liked wine ...

RU 469

(DCH4)

Yariben

(WH4)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Kooter Kunte

(DCph4)

Shitty Kiddy Porn Porn

(Las Vegas HHH (vlv!))

Fort Dixalot

(Ben Franklin Mob STD)

Short Cummings

(MVH3)

No time to wipe

(Oth4)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Ghettoman

(CCH3)

Fish N Tits

(WH4)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Liquor Box

(LVH3)

Just Mark

(BH3)

AC/DP

(WH4)

Treeway

(SMUTTyCrab)

Texas Asshole Massacre

(BBH3)

Little Lady Boner

(DH3)

First Eye Blind

(RH3)

tail hooker

(svh3)

Drunky Boo Boo

(FUH3, DCRW)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup

(EWH3)

Just Ann

(SPCA)

Anal Bite

(NoH3)

By the Power of Gayskull

(EWH3)

Honey Nut Queerios

(EWH3)

Lydia the Tattooed Labia

(ExaH3)

VAGINA

(MVH3)

Just Leah

(EWH3)

Ole yell her

(H4/OTH3)

Happy Poo Year

(EWH3)

Dungeons & Drag Queens

(WH4)

Rong Duck Dong

(OFH3)

RPI

(EWH3)

Dildo Shaggins

(WH4)

świnia

(ExaH3)

Cum Locker

(EWH3)

Free Little Willy

(EWH3)

Rubba Luvva

(SHHH)

Par for the Intercourse

(OTH4)

Green Velvet

(SMUTTyCrab)

VirginAvecMary

(Herndon H3)

Colostomy Shag

(EWH3)

NFHN keith

(MiamiH3)

Keebler Shelf

(EWH3)

Splashback

(BFMH3)

Handy Snaxxx

(CHHH)

PHead

(DH3)

I streak in syria

(TH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Psychedelic Cumfountain

(BFH3)

Trim Shady

(EWH3)

Froggy Style

(FEH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Just Steve

(WH4)

Wookin Pa Nub

(DC_RDR)

Hungry4Hippos

SurvivorH3
...

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

BAH3
Embrace your bad decis...

Biscoutual

(SDH3)

Rosetta Bone

(EWH3)

Follow the Bleeder

(WH4)

Imagine my erection

(VoodooH3)

My Hole's On Fire

(CCH3)

Nasty Gash

(EWH3)

1 if by Man, 2 if by She

(EWH3)

Cum Fly With Me

(MVH3)

golden knowledge

(CFH3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Vaginal Countdown

(EWH3)

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Rack Attack

(Hockessin)

Piss Cycle

(RH3)

Duck Duck Bush

(WH4)

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

(EWH3)

Prince Charmin

(EWH3)

Watergate

(Herndon H3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Fist Pump

(EWH3)

S&Mom

EWH3
Beer mile

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

21 Cum Salute

(RH3)

CraigsFist

(BAH3)

OVEREXPOSED

(Reading H3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Cleavage to Beaver

(BFMH3)

Broken Rod

(BFMH3)

Poohbies

Larrikins

The Cock Inhaler

(WH4)

nut mechanic

(WH4)

pita

(DCH4)

Lush of the Irish

(SHIT)

Virgin Airlines

(RH3)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Kitten Mittons

H5
You'll be smitten.

Turd Gear

(RH3)

All Hands on Dick

(LVH3 and WH4)

Sex-A-Sketch

(LVH3)

Nacho Taco

(WH4)

SCUBA Deuce

(SMUTTyCrab)

Certified Pubic AcCUNTant

(NYCH3)

Capitol Cockshare

(DCPH4)

My Little Pony

(EWH3)

Pee It Forward

(EWH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCH4)

Slippery Salamander

(EWH3)

Easy Bake

(eaTme H3)

Nibbles N Tits

(EWH3)

Boneless

(Dayton H3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Roll Over Bitch@

(EWH3)

Not In My Hair

(Going Down H3)

Vladimir Fruitin

(EWH3)

Hard On the Beaver

(SMUTTyCrab)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

(EWH3)

Bad Ditch

(WH4)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Union Jackoff

(WH4)

CoXXX on Demand

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Can't Find Tail

(Dayton H3)

You Can't Handle the Poop

(EWH3)

Axidental Disharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)

OBI WAN CUM BLOW ME

(WH4)

Glad He Ate Her

(LVH3vlv)

Downward Facing Doggiestyle

(OTH4)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Yeast Confection

(MtnBH3)

Like a Surgeon

(WH4)

Fire in the Hole

(DC Area Hashes)

shimjob

(DCH4)

Scooby Doo Me

(BAH3)

Fail Her Poon

(EWH3)

Marbleous Asshole

Boston Ballbuster H4
...

Double Dipped Tip

WH4-DCRW

One Night Stand

(BAH3)

Jigglytits

BosH3
consent, motherfucker

Put It Out

(EWH3)

Spare My Finger

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Master Hater

(RGH3)

Cocktroller

(POHO)

Purple Peter Eater

(EWH3)

Dirty Wet Pussy

(Hockessin H4)

Just Nyrel

(WWh3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(AVLH3)

Holy Milk of our Mothers

(EWH3)

Noxzema is Bad

(WH4)

Clean Clam

(CHHH)

Just Jamie

(EWH3)

Bruce Almighty

(OTH4)

Third Girl Problems

(EWH3)

She Has Small Hands

CCH3
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

1 Girl 2 Cups

(WH4)

Twinkle toes

(Emerald coast)

Hunt for Head October

(H4)

How I Met My Brother

(WH4)

Test Tube Baby

(WH4)

Tomb Raper

(WH4)

Infidellatio

EWH3
Hello hashing day! :)

Fun Runs

(TH3)

PubeHeAteHer

(HocH4)

Vanilla Is A Flavor Too

(CTrH3)

Camo Sutra

DC_RDR
Today I shall be witty...

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Professor Cowabunghole

(RH3)

Slothy Seconds

(BFMH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

(EWH3)

Lumpy

(H5)

Nature Runner

(MVH3)

I'm Tho Thor

(EWH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(BosH3)

Just Mel

(WH4)

Just Philbrick

(EWH3)

Just Marta

(EWH3)

Red Vag of Courage

(EWH3)

Cum Pi

AVLH3

Double D Ass

(BAH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

(NVH3)

Texas Hold Him

(EWH3)

Double Ohhh Positive

(EWH3)

Just Michelle

(EWH3)

Lippy

(ExaH3)

No Strings Attached

(EWH3)

Quantum Whizics

(EWH3)

Wet Spot

(Summit)

Scooby Goo

(H5)

Helicopter Dick

(MVH3)

Just Sarah

(Reading H3)

Just Debi

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

(EWH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

On-On Ring Off

(MGH$)

High Speed Cock Bumper

TH3

Premature Ejaculator

(EWH3)

Pooples Mountain Majesty

(EWH3)

Horny Hands

(BFMH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

WH4
H3 means family.

Return To Senders Wife

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(MV H3)

Just Jason

(DCH4)

Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

(EWH3)

Coxswain, Cocks Out

(RH3)

Do Me on the Beach

(HocH4)

3 Licks

DC_RDR
...

STFU

(WH4)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob )

Just Stacey

H5

Free Pussy to Good Home

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Just Steph

(EWH3)

La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

Fucket List

(AH3)

First timer

(Homeless)

Little Thunder Clap

(EWH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Cock-a-Thong

(WH4)

Areola Borealis

(EWH3)

The Big Limpbowski

(CCH3)

Kindergarten Cock

(EWH3)

Holy Fuck

(SHIT)

Hoover (My other boyfriend is a Hoover)

(WH4)

Coneylingus

(NYCH3)

Twice Bitten One Shy

(OTH4)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Little Red Ride Me Good

(EWH3)

The Cock Whisperer

WH4
Keep Hashing Potential...

Altered Boy

(BosH3)

Just Travis

(WWh3)

Melisande Smith

RTH3

Mom's Monthly Colonic

(TH3)

Twaterboarding

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

The Hair Up There

(CCH3)

Hand 2 Hand

(RTH3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

Just Grant

(EWH3)

Takes it in the Assberger

(BH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

The S&M Man

(BFM STD)

Brokeback Mama

(EWH3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Special Red

MiamiH3

Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Load Packer

(WH4)

SWWAT

(DCRW)

Bi-DDQ

(WH4)

Head Injury

(EWH3)

Magic Carpet Ride

(HocH4)

Just Savannah

(RHHH)

Teapot

(CCH3)

Velvet Vulva

(BAH3)

Womb Raider

(Great Falls H3/Ba...)

Lorena Hobbit

WH4
Here for a good time, ...

Kuntucky Dirty

CTrH3
I'm a dirty dirty girl!

Goo Lite Special

(CTrH3)

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Queer Near

(Gulf coast hash h...)

Mad Cow

(West London H3)

El Segundo

(WH4)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(BFMH3 / FTH3)

Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers!)

(RH3)

Donald Dick

(WH4-DCRW)

IBShittin

(TH3)

Just the Tip, Please

(Reading HHH)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

NecroPheelMeUp

(HocH4)

Catwoman

(DH3)

Lickthyologist

(EWH3)

Incredible Edible Shmegg

(DCH4)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCH4
If you can't laugh at ...

Just Dave

(SBH3)

Belching Semen

(OTH4)

Ghett-ho Inferno

(LVH3)

Muff'n Man

(WH4)

Just Collin

(EWH3)

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

(SBH3)

Duck duck oops

(SBH3)

Tapped Three Times

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Teenie Bopper

(Chicago)

Groper

(Hockessin)

Wank Like An Egyptian

(EWH3)

Front Running Princess

AVLH3
Freedom to the MOON!

Just Tony

(Virgin)

Strange Ground Chuck

(WH4)

District 69

WH4-DCRW
Masked before it was c...

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

General Tso's Dicken

(EWH3/WH4)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Precummy Bear

(EWH3)

NFN Cherry

(FEH3)

Snap Crackle Poop

(MVH3)

Just Pammy P

(ExaH3)

International Dicklomat

(BFMH3)

Staminazi

(WH4)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Cock Lobster

(EWH3)

Lips of steel

PITT-H3

rimel

(MVH3)