Listen up, wankers. We’re gonna meet up behind the Publix on Roosevelt in Ortega. Every last one of you is gonna give Spitz 6 bucks. You will find a vessel to put our tasty beverages in. You will listen to an apathetic chalk talk by Scurvy and Just aslin. You will not need snake bite kits, hobo fighting knives, socks that go to your cooch, or extra credit monies for this trail. If it works for pavement, it works here. Whistles, flashlights, and pants will help.
Scurvy Seadog, Just Aslin
Whistles, virgins, flashlights, and vessels.