We are doing it again!
Come celebrate our birthdays with us while camping in the woods of Alabama.
(far from stupid hurricanes)
_____PLEASE, NO DOGS_________
We have multiple trails, BEER, hot tub, BEER, 6 full meals, BEER, shower facility and toilet, BEER, birthday cake, BEER, a television for anyone that just has to watch the games {ROLL TIDE}, BEER, a spinning dick, BEER, boobs, BEER, live music/karaoke (we will have a drum set, guitars, and bass and a P.A. with mics. y'all are welcome to bring any other instrument to join in!), BEER, party hats, BEER, nakedness, BEER, whyfy(tit), BEER, plenty of tent space, BEER, And a spectacular shit show event:
"Hey y'all, Hold My Beer...HASH OLIMPDICKS"

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU WANKERS THERE!

Please remit payment through:

PayPal.Me/JandJDowning
the2ofus1488@gmail.com

This is the awesome place. In a meteor crater made a million billion brain cells ago. If you want to check out the property, or if you just slap fall in love when you get here, here is a link to look and/or rent later. And if the owner happens to get back from Burning Man on time, he's gonna pop by and get a dose of HashLife! Show him your tits.....and Show him your dicks! He's a hasher in the making!

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/15230118?location=Wetumpka%2C%20AL%2C%20United%20States&adults=8&children=0&infants=0&toddlers=0&guests=5&s=znqAUWED

If you show up early......GREAT, you are now selected to help set up (not before my nooner though) !!! {We will have contact info and accommodations for anyone that wants or needs to cum early! An email will be sent out closer to the time of the event}

{{ We are feeding you and providing the amber colored nectar for your imbibing pleasure. }} It's a campout in the woods, in ALABAMA. Use your super special, non-drinking portion of your brain to determine essentials you may need for camping (tents are generally helpful). Then use the Hasher portion of your brain, that we all know and love, and figure out the rest!