A September to Remember

5W’s Wiregrass Traveling H3, Hash Campout, 20-22 Sep 19, 32.545566,-86.179294 get close to 160 Huckleberry Ln, Wetumpka, AL 36093 and follow the signs.

It’s that time again! Year 3 of our anal pilgrimage to Wetumpka. This year with an added bonus: not only will we be celebrating the burfdays of some of our favorite (and sexiest) hashers, but also the bachelor party for everyone’s favorite bear in the deep dark woods, Wild, Wild, there’s a bear in the deep dark woods, Wild, Wild Bear!

If you have not been, this is the most awesomest and bestest venue for hashing EVER. About a million billion brain cells ago, Gispert himself launched a meteor at Montgomery. However, he was drunk and missed a little so it hit near Wetumpka. (coincidentally, that’s also the sound it made) The result is a crater with a cabin that seems removed from the outside world, yet with all the amenities a hasher needs; showers, hot tub, toilets, giant beer cooler, and privacy! If you want to check out the property, or if you just slap fall in love when you get there, here is a link to look and/or rent later:
https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/15230118?location=Wetumpka%2C%20AL%2C%20United%20States&adults=8&children=0&infants=0&toddlers=0&guests=5&s=znqAUWED

Rego is $30. You will not be listed as going until payment is made. If you don’t habla PayPal, contact Dicktective {Tom Kandler (D-tective) on Facebook} for options.

Here is what you can expect: We have 3 trails from a crater so everything is uphill, BEER, hot tub, BEER, meals, BEER, shower facility and toilet, BEER, birthday cake, BEER, a television for anyone that just has to watch the games {ROLL EAGLE}, BEER, boobs, BEER, nakedness, BEER, wifi, BEER, plenty of tent space, BEER, a spectacular shit show event, BEER, and for the bachelor, a stripper contest.
"Hey y'all, Hold My Beer...HASH OLIMPDICKS"

FOOD!!!!; Friday night will be pizza. Brunch Saturday morning, quiche (cuz we’re fancy as fuck) pancakes, potatoes, and some meat product, as well as mimosas and bloody marys. Dinner Saturday night from the grill: sausage, dogs, and maybe some chicken, with potato salad, beans, and whatever else we decide. Gruel Sunday morning, or donuts and some kind of fruits. Liquids will be hash beer (the cheapest money can buy), sweet tea, and water. If you have dietary concerns, plan accordingly. There are kitchen facilities available for you to cook and plenty of space for your own cooler.

STUFF TO BRING:
It's a campout in the woods, in ALABAMA. You will have access to all the amenities of the cabin, but the beds are already spoken for (unless you make someone a better offer) Use your super special, non-drinking portion of your brain to determine essentials you may need for camping (tents are generally helpful). Then use the Hasher portion of your brain, that we all know and love, and figure out the rest!

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU WANKERS THERE!