Closest Metro: Van Dorn Metro
Pre-Lube location: Lube….huh huh huh.
[847 S. Pickett St., Alexandria, VA, 22304]
(1.1 miles away from start)
Start time: 3:00 pee m
Trail: 3:30 pee m
Van Dorn Metro parking lot
[5690 Eisenhower Avenue, Alexandria, VA 22310]
(no charge to park on Sundays)
“Uhhh….Beavis, this sucks, huh huh huh huh. Who would pay money to like, run around in the cold like a bunch of dumbasses, when you can stay home and watch GWAR videos for free?”….
“No way, Butthead heh heh heh …. It’s gonna rule, dillhole…..heh heh…I know how to lay… Be a shot hare, Butthead. And then, there’s gonna be like, nachos at the end, heh heh, and maybe even FIRE! yeah cool heh heh heh.”
“Uhhhh, you said “labia.” Huh huh huh huh huh huh.
Cum do trail - heh heh heh, huh huh huh - based on a 90's cartoon about two animated burnouts that your mom wouldn't let you watch. (Uhhh - what? Heh heh heh huh huh huh.). Heavy metal t-shirts, immature puns about genitalia and TP for the hares' bungholes.
Theme: 2nd bi-anal Beavis and Butthead trail
Hares: Daddy’s, Ginger Snatch, plus possibly 1 or 2 others
Trail: A – Z
Walkers Length: 2.3 miles, not counting a long back check in first half
Runners Length: 4.4 miles
Shiggy Rating: 3, if that
Dog Friendly: Yes, note:
All furry friends must be on leash while on trail.
No free running.
See DD about end circle location.
Stroller Friendly: Yes, however, a tough stroller is highly recommended. There will be portions where a work-around may be needed.
Any items to bring on trial: Vessel, the usual plus some TP for your bunghole.
On-After: Option (A) La Fiamma, 6124 Franconia Rd, 0.3 miles from trail end; or Option (B) trail end
2nd bi-anal Beavis and Butthead trail
The usual plus some TP for your bunghole....hole