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WH4 Campout 2025: The Nightmare Before Campout... 2025

07/25 03:00 PM to 07/27 10:00 AM

A WH4 Hash Campout

Cost: $160*

The planchette glides effortlessly upon the Ouija Board. What message could the other side have for a wanker like me? C....U….M. Cum? That seems a little personal. Cum where?

W….H….I….T….E….H….O….U….S….E….C….A….M….P….O….U….T

Ghouls, creatures, villains, and protagonists, we invite you to join us for our annual campout with a spooky twist. Celebrate all things Halloween by donning your favorite costumes, singing by the fire, and you may even witness some magic. Because campout starts on Friday, the 25th, and not the 13th, Jason agreed to chop up firewood instead of the campers. Drankenstein and Draftcula will keep you well hydrated all weekend with various alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages. The creatures of the deep have even assured us safe passage during our Saturday river float. Looking forward to seeing you there—whoever you decide to come as…

Regos:
A rego pays for
Alcohol: Beer, cider, seltzer
Food: Dinner Friday through breakfast on Sunday
Quests: Five trails and river tubing
Fun: Musical entertainment, campfire, and games

WH4 Campout Committee will not be managing rego transfers or giving refunds. 21+ event. We will provide instructions later for what to do if you have a specific person you would like to transfer your rego to. We cannot guarantee that we will be able to personalize hab or accommodate dietary restrictions for late transfers.

If you are a Facebook user, search for the group 2025 WH4 Campout. This is a great location to chat with other campers and organizers.


The Nightmare before Campout...

a drinking vessel (all beverages will be served in Kegs or jugs), a vessel with a LID for the tubing portion (required), a tent and other sleeping supplies, sun screen, bug spray, toiletries (DON'T FORGET YOUR DEODORANT!!), bathing suit, towel, river shoes, prophylactics, swords, bows, arrows, and other sharps must be suitable for children under the age of 5 (avg. age of a halfmind), cash for the hab bazaar, costumes

Start Location Details

Golden Rock Campground

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Public Event

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150 Hashers came

including:

Shit Out of Luck

Mount Vernon H3
...

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Shart Tank

Tidewater H3
...

Red Roper

White House H3
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Incocknito Mode

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Blonde Roots

(DCH4)

Pita

(DCH4)

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Road Whores
...

Rump Bumper

Tidewater H3
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Phoof there it is

Reading Hash House Harriers
...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Whoop Areola

Okinawa H3
...

How I Met My Brother

(BAH3)

Bubba

(CTrH3)

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Havana Lewinsky

(EWH3)

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Liar liar vagina on fire

(OTH4)

Fifty shades of meh

(White House H3)

Uppercunt

Hangover Hash House Harriers
ride fast eat ass

Just Christie

(DCRW)

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Roose Rips

(WH4)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

A Phone Named Gerbil

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Raspberry VJ

(BAH3)

GUI Decimal System

(CCH3)

Oh Hey! Not Gay

(WH4)

Just Troy

(SembachH3)

American Half Ass

(MVH3)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Bitches Get Stitches

(TriH3)

Cunterfeit Bills

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The tenderest tender

Silver Spooge

(EWH3)

Catalina Piss Mixer

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Tapes it up the ass like a man

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Lawyers Share Dildos

(EWH3)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Around the World in 80 Lays

(CCH3)

KRASH Test Honey

Sembach Hash House Harriers
...

3 Holer

DC Hash House Harriers
...

Where's my D?

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

Autism Speaks (for) Deities

(EWH3)

Sleeping Boozie

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Kim Slong-ungh

White House H3
...

Ernest Whoringway

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jess 2

(EWH3)

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

Will Squat for Beer

(MOTOWNH3)

Tragic

(DCRW)

S/Kooter Kunte

(DCRW)

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

Buck-a-Fuffalo

(CTrH3)

Dickoupage

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Dyke Tyson

WH4-DCRW
...

Brass to Mouth

(WH4)

Avian Sisterhood

(BMH3)

duckjob

(WH4)

Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
Here for a good time, ...

Just Leah

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

3West

(BAH3)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Spunk Monkey

Hockessin H3
...

Just Ben pt. 2

(EWH3)

Tits of Steel

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

Cum Dog Millionaire

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Parental Cum-Scent

Charm City H3
...

Sphincter Grease

Ben Franklin Mob H3
On-On To Mayhem

Rough Putt Sex

(OTH4)

Loved a Lubejob

(EH3)

F5

(DCFMH3)

Knocked Up

WH4
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Just Chris (NYCH3)

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Just David

(BAH3)

Just MelB

(BFMH3)

Ass Cream Sundae

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

I Kock A Lot

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
Neigh, motherfuckers

5 Angry Inches

(SFH3)

Just Brittany

(none)

Doctors Without Boundaries

Tidewater H3
27% more fun!

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

SeaBear Slayer

White House H3
...

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Have You Blown My Stapler?

White House H3
There’s always a 1st time

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Just Cam

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Cum Scene Investigator

Charm City H3
...

Calendar Girl

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

Read Between the Slime

(WH4-DCRW)

RUNNING COMMENTARY

(WH4)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

PantsaGONEya

Richmond H3
...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Skinny Dicken

(OTH4)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Me Shrub You Long Time

Ben Franklin Mob H3
HEAD?! Who said HEAD??

RunsWithBulls

White House H3
...

DILTDO Dragons

(BFMH3)

Hidden valley snatch

(OH3)

Foot & Mouth

(MVH3)

Highway Whore

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

Tit Tack Smuggler

(DCRW)

Unleash The Furrry

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Sloppenheimer

(EWH3)

Amnesia Down There

(OTH3)

La Leche Leak Sucker

Richmond H3
L3CHE

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(EWH3)

Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow

(EWH3)

Cockó Bel Grãnde

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Manicotti Mouth

(OFH3)

Taking the D for a B

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

One Girl Two Sheets

Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
...

Magically Delicious

(MPLS_H3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...