Cost: $6
Hare(s):
JC Frog, Seriously 5-10
Shiggy:
Seriously has gone loco and moved to MoCo! That means he's no longer a Baltimore Rat and is now a DC Fat Cat. Cum out to help him and JC Frog make their new place BOUGIEEEE! Speaking of bougie, May 16 is national mimosa day. A boozy, brunchy inspired trail will start at the Rockville metro on the Stonestreet Ave. side. There will be beer and mimosa cuz we're two gals that love to par-tay #YasQueen.Stretch out your pinky muscles because those are gonna be OUT!
There will be a beer check and mimosa checks for both runners and walkers. The hares encourage you to BYOB (Bring your own bubbly) for additional mimosa drinking.
Trail: A-A'
Hash Cash: $6
Bag Vehicle: Yes
Trail A - A'
Runners - first half approx 2.2 miles; second half approx 2.5 total = 5 miles
Walkers - first half approx 1.25 miles; second half approx .7 miles total= 2 miles
Both trails are stroller and dog friendly
Shiggy level - .69 (do parks count?)
SAFETY THIRD:
Vaccination rates are increasing but we're not quite done with this bullshit yet. As such we still have mask requirements where we can't properly distance. This includes but is not limited to: Circles, coolers at beer check/end, and you do still need to have your mask with you on trail in case it is needed. Please continue to spread out at circles and keep each other safe.
Failure to comply with simple safety rules will result in being asked to leave, arguing will get you told not to return.
Regos are not counted until paid, if you can't use PayPal email your "benevolent" dick-taker lance.little@aol.com so you can make alternate arrangements. STILL REGO HERE ANYWAY. If you don't complete the rego you can't be marked paid and counted!
National Mimosa Day
Champagne flute... Whatever that is. Alternate non-breakable vessel for the mug bin, Mask.
including:
Tomb Raper, The S&M Man, & TWO Virgins!
(Whitehouse H3/DC ...)
Goat
(WH4-DCRW)
Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog
(WH4)
Read Between The Slime
(WH4)
s/Kooter Kunte
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
Red Roper
(CoMoTIONH3)
23 in Me
(EWH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
How I Met My Brother
(WH4)
Just Kevin
(WH4)
Six From behind
(Whoever will have me)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many