Theme: Village People! Choose your favorite hunk from the world famous band, get yourself a costume, and lets YMCA. You may want to have a "nice" version of your costume (publicly acceptable yet not too warm) for the pub crawl and a "naughty" version (hash acceptable) for the evening.

To pay: Guarantee your space immediately venmo Whore Shack at: https://venmo.com/JP-Hughes-2001
You can pay cash but we cant guarantee your registration until we have your money.

Where:It is the unnamed drive on the north side of Martin Hwy between Allapattah Rd and SW Long Dr

How: The combination for the gate is currently 7462, but this is subject to change at the discretion of SFWM anytime before the weekend, we will update that as necessary. Once you enter it is two miles to the campsite, but the signage is clear. Please don't speed and watch out for the wildlife! You can drive your gear all the way to the camping area, but parking is limited, so you will not not be able to park your car at the campsite if you are outside our limit or a latecomer. Within reason, we will offer shuttle service to anyone who has to move their vehicle back to the front entrance. You have to lock all the gates behind you, if you go through a gate and it is open, you have to get out of your vehicle and close all the gates behind you. FWC will kick us out or fine us if we leave the gates open. You are welcome to arrive to the campsite as early as you would like on Friday.

What you get:
FRIDAY: Slightly later yet traditional trail (to allow for folks coming south to get out of work and into Palm City on time) with pre lewd, beer check post and circle beer. All beer that isn't consumed during the hash will go back to camp and can be used up until it is gone, but this does not necessarily mean unlimited. You also get to go camping that night!
SATURDAY AFTERNOON: Optional activity- Pay as you go "Nice" costumed pub crawl, with emphasis on the crawl. This will be a byko so make sure to bring your own two wheeled thingies; road, cruiser, or mountain bike friendly. We will caravan, by car, out of the campsite and eastish into Palm City. The pub crawl will include at least one free beverage check during the route. There will be an on after at a restaurant so you can have a late lunch/early dinner before the evening festivities. There is also a Publix nearby in case you need to purchase any supplies you may have overlooked. We will try to head back to camp as a pack before the sun starts to move to the other side of the horizon.
SATURDAY NIGHT: Once twilight begins, put on your naughty costumes because its time for the Zombie trail with pre lewd and circle beer. Any beer left over will be consumed until it is gone, but this does not necessarily mean unlimited. You will also get a homemade dinner Saturday night after the trail. And, you get to camp out when you're finally done partying like the undead Village People you are.

Disclaimer
This event provides a lot, but not everything. Please be aware that we are providing all the hash beer for 2 of the trails and a drink during the pub crawl, dinner Saturday night, as well as the camping and amenities on site. We are a long way from the nearest stores, so you are required to bring anything you need to keep yourself from getting hungry or sober or from dying. There will be plenty to drink and eat at different times, but once its gone, you will have to rely on your own supply. Please make sure to bring camping supplies, food, water, fermented beverages, etc, basically anything that will help you to survive for 2 nights in a PRIMITIVE CAMP SITE. There is NO ELECTRICITY, NO RUNNING WATER, and GENERATORS AND RVS ARE NOT ALLOWED. We will have a private bathroom on site, but only one so just be aware. If you don't register as one of the first 40 we may provide an option for you to come to the hash, but we will absolutely not allow you to stay at the campground. Due to permitting the site does have a limit.

Village People

Coolers with ice, beer, food, water. Cooking equipment. We will have a camp stove. Tent/shelter and sleeping gear. Fleshlights and cock lanterns. Towels/rags, baby wipes, biodegradable soap, iso-alcohol and a bucket to clean up with. General toiletries. Shiggy clothes. Whistles. Sunglasses. Sunscreen. Hat. TP of preference (we will have some on hand for you, but I know some of you have sensitive bum bums). Rain jacket. Ear plugs. Aspirin. Gatoraid. Games. DON'T FORGET ID, CASH, CHAIR, BUG SPRAY AND VESSEL