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SHIT 12th Bi-Annual Half-Mind, Half-Ass, Half-Case, Half-Marathon and Taco Palooza

04/21 11:00 AM

A SHIT Trail

Cost: $1*

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TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

Start Details

13 Beer Half Case Half Mind Half Ass Half Marathon Runners
Location:
Bummspringas House
7703 Royston Street, Annandale, VA 22003
A to A
Start Time:11:00AM
Away: 11:30AM
13 Beers in Black Bags

6 Beer Half Case Half Mind Half Ass Half Marathon Runners
Start Time: 11:00AM if doing all 13.1 Miles with 6 beers
Location:
Bummspringas House
7703 Royston Street, Annandale, VA 22003

Start Time: 1:30PM if only doing 1 loop with 6 beers
Location:
Bummspringas House
7703 Royston Street, Annandale, VA 22003
Follow Marks 0.6 Miles from the start to First Half Case Marathon Beer
Check for Half Marathoners. Be at that spot by 2:00.

6 Beers in Black Bags

Follow Marks 0.6 Miles from the start to First Half Case Marathon Beer Check for Half Marathoners. Be at that spot by 2:00.

Call or Text Herpicles if lost or late 908-787-4234


It’s time again for the Half-Mind, Half-Assed, Half-Case, Half-Marathon. That’s right, 2 six mile loops plus a little extra. Tacos with all the fixings will be served afterwards with all the fixings (Vegan also).

Register Today for the full half marathon soon as price will go up on 04/14/2017. You have a few pricing/trail options, so choose wisely. By wisely, we mean to make bad decisions and do the full half marathon with us:

-$29 | A full day of prancing in the woods drinking beers! Toe Tag!, 13 Beers, 13 Miles, 2 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Checks, A Taco Palooza with all the fixins.

-$20 | 6 Beers, 6 Miles, 1 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Check, A Taco Palooza with all the fixins.
Or 6 Beers & 13 Miles if you cant commit to full racist drinking behavior.

-$6 | Just Tacos- AKA Picking up my drunk person.

-$32 | Same 12 Pack – Let us know what you want in comments and that 12 pack will be waiting for you on trail (Must be a beer readily available in stores) A full day of prancing in the woods drinking beers! Toe Tag!, 13 Beers, 13 Miles, 2 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Checks, A Taco Palooza with all the fixins.

-$14 | BYOB – Bring your own 12 pack (You must show up 2 hours before start time). A full day of prancing in the woods drinking beers! Toe Tag!, 13 Beers, 13 Miles, 2 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Checks, A Taco Palooza with all the fixins.

Half-Mind, Half-Assed, Half-Case, Half-Marathon: 11:00am / race start time is 11:30 or at 1:30 is you are just doing the last half.

Hares: Herpicles, Bumspringa, and I Cunt Hear You

Extra Info:
Trail is A to A Prime
Deep Tacos will be provided with all the fixings.
Trail is not stroller friendly. If you plan to bring your dog, you must keep it on a leash.
Bring a dry bag because you never know.
Arrange a safe way home.


Start Location Details

7703 Royston Street, Annandale, VA 22003

7703 Royston Street, Annandale, VA 22003

Public Event

10 Hashers came:

Grape Gape

Fredericksburg Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Lumberscat

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Bumspringa

(EWH3)

Dr. Cockulus

(SHIT)

Just Nakiea

(EWH3)

Survival

(N/A)