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Herpiclies

SHIT

I cant find my Toga

SHIT 10th Bi-Annual Half-Mind, Half-Ass, Half-Case, Half-Marathon & Taco Palooza

04/22 11:00 AM

A SHIT Trail

Cost: $1*

Hare(s):

Herpicles, I Cunt Hear You, Parents Weekend, 3 Holer, Camo Sutra, Bumspringa, Yariben

Shiggy:

TBA

10th Bi-Annual Half-Mind, Half-Ass, Half-Case, Half-Marathon & Taco Palooza now Glutard Friendly

Choose your own drinking adventure!
That's right you half mind you get to choose by popular vote what we will be enjoying on trail.

Go to the Half-Minds FB page to add your favorites and vote multiple times.
Facebook: "Half-Mind, Half-Ass, Half-Case, Half-Marathon Wankers Group"

ONLINE REGO ONLY - No day of availability

Registration Closes - 4/20/2017 (Thursday Night)

When: 04/22/2017 it’s a Saturday.

It’s time again for the Half-Mind, Half-Assed, Half-Case, Half-Marathon. That’s right, 2 six mile loops plus a little extra. Hard & Soft Taco’s will be served afterwards with all the fixings.

Register Today for the full half marathon for only $35.00 You have a few pricing/trail options, so choose wisely. By wisely, we mean to make bad decisions and do the full half marathon with us:

-$35 | A full day of prancing in the woods drinking beers! Toe Tag!, 13 Beers, 13 Miles, 2 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Checks, A Taco Palooza with all the fixings.

-$25 | 6 Beers, 6 Miles, 1 Tasty Hand Selected Shot Check, A Taco Palooza with all the fixings.
Or 6 Beers & 13 Miles if you cant commit to full racist drinking behavior.

-$5 | Just Tacos - AKA Picking up my drunk person.

Half-Mind, Half-Assed, Half-Case, Half-Marathon: 11:00am / race start time is 11:30.

Hares: Parent’s Weekend, Herpicles, Bumspringa, I Cunt Hear You, Yariben, Camo Sutra, and 3 Holer

Extra Info:
Trail is A to A
Hard & Soft Taco's will be provided with all the fixings.
Trail is not stroller friendly. If you plan to bring your dog, you must keep it on a leash.
Bring a dry bag because you never know.
Arrange a safe way home.


Start Location Details

Behind SW corner of Caboose Brewing. 520 Mill St NE, Vienna, VA 22180

38.907749, -77.270861

Public Event

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13 Hashers came

including:

Camo Sutra

Hangover Hash
Today I shall be witty...

Test Tube Babu

(WH4)

Bumspringa

(EWH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Herpiclies

SHIT
I cant find my Toga

Muff'n Man

(RTH3)

The Great White MILF

(SHIT)

Dr. Cockulus

(SHIT)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

TWOS

(SHIT)