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Organizers:

RH3 Green Dress Run

03/10 01:00 PM

A RH3 Trail

Cost: $30

Hare(s):

I am 17 Cumming on 18, Captain Anairica, Meat Slut Slapher

Shiggy:

GREEN DRESS IS UPON US!!

Come out and strut your phat butt in your cutest green adornment whilst quaffing copious amounts of sweet sweet beer! (And liquor!) This is your opportunity to go out and spread some hashy LOVE and show these muggles what St Patty’s Day is really about: good ol’ fashioned tomfoolery, debauchery, shenanigans, and inebriation! (‘Murika!)

At the low low price of $30 you can have ALL THIS:
7 (OR EIGHT... The Hares are terrible at math!) drink stops!
Schwanky new hash swag!
Visit some super sweet Richmond bars!
HOT MEAL!!
HOT FRIENDS!!
GUARANTEED SEX!! **See below for details..

Couple Notes:

-PLEASE do not drive drunk! UBER!
-If you are coming from out of town, we will arrange some cheap motel options in addition to a few of us locals opening up our homes to respectful guests.
-Remember, you won’t show up as “cumming” until your rego is PAID!
**There’s no such thing as guaranteed sex, you dimwit! Keep your hands to yourself unless invited!

EVERYBODY SAY LOOOVVE!!!!


Green Dress

Start Location Details

Strange Matter

929 West Grace Street, Richmond, VA 23220

Schedule of Events

12pm - Prelube at Strange Matter! They are opening early for us, so cum drink and get fat before trail!!
12:45-1:15pm - Registration table is OPEN!
1:15pm - CIRCLE UP WANKERS!
1:45pm - ON OUT FOR TRAIL! If you arrive late, DON'T! (JK, catch up, we love everyone!)
6pm - DINNER/BEER/DANCING at Babes of Carytown! (Be respectful, or they won't let us cum back...)


My Dearest Wankers, You are invited to celebrate the anniversary of She likes it in the Benjamins and Yes We Cane (for more beers) birthdays! We will celebrate this fabulous affair in our fancy attire with the nectar of the gods and the crack of foods.

Make note, this trail is set for 1 pm! This is also set for the day after green dress, extra points for whoever changes into new fancy pants, and some points for those still in green dresses.

When- Sunday March 11th

Start- 1104 Porter street (in the alley behind the house)

Shiggy- no

Length- 3 ish

Time- 1 pm (anddd it’s also spring forward, f*cking daylight savings time)

What to bring- $5, fancy pants attire, virgins, whistles, hugs.

On after- TBD


Public Event

92 Hashers came:

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Meat Slut Slapher

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Mommy Poppins

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MOOSE JUICE

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Nareola

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naturerunner

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Nojan Man

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NYDP

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Snozzberries taste like Penis

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Teamwork Makes the Creamwork

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The Hare is Scary

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