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Organizers:
RH3 Green Dress Run
03/10 01:00 PM
A RH3 Trail
Cost: $30
Hare(s):
I am 17 Cumming on 18, Captain Anairica, Meat Slut Slapher
Shiggy:
GREEN DRESS IS UPON US!!
Come out and strut your phat butt in your cutest green adornment whilst quaffing copious amounts of sweet sweet beer! (And liquor!) This is your opportunity to go out and spread some hashy LOVE and show these muggles what St Patty’s Day is really about: good ol’ fashioned tomfoolery, debauchery, shenanigans, and inebriation! (‘Murika!)
At the low low price of $30 you can have ALL THIS:
7 (OR EIGHT... The Hares are terrible at math!) drink stops!
Schwanky new hash swag!
Visit some super sweet Richmond bars!
HOT MEAL!!
HOT FRIENDS!!
GUARANTEED SEX!! **See below for details..
Couple Notes:
-PLEASE do not drive drunk! UBER!
-If you are coming from out of town, we will arrange some cheap motel options in addition to a few of us locals opening up our homes to respectful guests.
-Remember, you won’t show up as “cumming” until your rego is PAID!
**There’s no such thing as guaranteed sex, you dimwit! Keep your hands to yourself unless invited!
EVERYBODY SAY LOOOVVE!!!!
Green Dress
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
12pm - Prelube at Strange Matter! They are opening early for us, so cum drink and get fat before trail!!
12:45-1:15pm - Registration table is OPEN!
1:15pm - CIRCLE UP WANKERS!
1:45pm - ON OUT FOR TRAIL! If you arrive late, DON'T! (JK, catch up, we love everyone!)
6pm - DINNER/BEER/DANCING at Babes of Carytown! (Be respectful, or they won't let us cum back...)
My Dearest Wankers, You are invited to celebrate the anniversary of She likes it in the Benjamins and Yes We Cane (for more beers) birthdays! We will celebrate this fabulous affair in our fancy attire with the nectar of the gods and the crack of foods.
Make note, this trail is set for 1 pm! This is also set for the day after green dress, extra points for whoever changes into new fancy pants, and some points for those still in green dresses.
When- Sunday March 11th
Start- 1104 Porter street (in the alley behind the house)
Shiggy- no
Length- 3 ish
Time- 1 pm (anddd it’s also spring forward, f*cking daylight savings time)
What to bring- $5, fancy pants attire, virgins, whistles, hugs.
On after- TBD
Public Event
including:
Rektal Spielunker (w/Awesomeness Prime)
(POHOH3)
Purple Penis Eater
(TBH3)
I Shad Myself
(RH3)
Fucked the Son of a Preachers Man
(TH3)
Top Shelf Tuna
(RH3)
Cum Line
(FEH3)
Two fon dootie
(RH3)
NYDP
(FUH3)
Doctor Bomb Bay
(RH3)
Expiration Dating
(Th3)
Ruby FlOOzy
(RH3)
Fatty Futon Fucker
(HOBOH3)
Fetal Fucker
(RH3)
She likes it in the Benjamin
(RH3 )
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Teamwork Makes the Creamwork
(RH3)
Lick Stick
(H5)
Half a Liter from the Peter
(RH3)
Once Twice Five Times a Lady
(RH3)
Nojan Man
(RH3)
Masterbatn' Cunts
(7H4)
Meat Slut Slapher
(RH3)
MOOSE JUICE
(RH3)
Nesquiky
(RH3)
Something to Hold On To
(RH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Gone with the Schwinn
(Ft TrashWater)
2 Hand Touch Me
(RH3)
Fucking TITS
(RH3)
SnatchSquatch
(Rh3)
Queen of the Jungle
(HangoverH3)
Jacking Dead
(TH3)
The S&M Man
(BFMH3)
naturerunner
(JRHHH)
SCAB
(NomadH3)
S.Q.U.I.R.T.S.!
(RH3)
Holey Poly
(Tbh3)
Buck when you fuck, baby
(RH3)
Filthy Tub Blood
(RH3)
Permanently Screwed
(FUH3)
Uncanned Hot Ass Messes
Tesla Twat
(RH3)
Fucking InTents
(MtnBH3)
Nareola
(RH3)
Should Of Swallowed For An A
(7H4)
Just Rob
(RH3)
The Hare is Scary
(RH3)
Diamond in the Muff
(RH3)
Dah Dah Dah Dah Dahhhhh, I'm Fucking It
(RH3)
FULL OF SHIT
(RH3)
Balls Depot
(RH3)
Mommy Poppins
(RH3)
Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes
(7H4)
Snozzberries taste like Penis
(TH3)
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