Cost: $40
Hare(s):
Not the Savior
Shiggy:
Come help your favorite Rubber City wanks invade Anarchy Acres for the inaugural Rubber City Retreads nomad campout! Where will this penetrating force go next? We don’t know but if you get stoopid with us you may find us inside you for a hole campout!
This is a BYOW(Bring Your Own Weekend) event so be prepared to make it special! Don't want to bring your own weekend? Try bribing someone on the Who's Cumming list to bring 2 of everything!
What's included:
-Shooting star trail
-Float trail (BYOFloat)
-Retread Olympics
-Nudie trail
-Hangover trail(maybe)
-Porta-potties
-Pig roast
-Camping space
-Fridges/freezers/coolers/kegerator(BYOKeg) for your food and beer
-Two grills, an electric stove, oven, microwave and toaster ovens to cook your food with
-HAMMERSCHLAGEN!!!!
-A free download of Not the Savior's book on Amazon Kindle
What to bring:
-Beer!
-Shelter (tents are cool)
-Virgins!
-A fleshlight
-A good sense of humor
-A helmet (or not, safety third!)
-Virgins!
-A consent whistle
-A dish to share (Friday potluck)
-A side to share (Saturday pigroast + potluck)
-Beer!
-A float
-Water shoes
-Drinking water? What's that!
-Food (see Schedule)
-Anything else you think will improve your hashing experience!
Schedule
Friday
-Kegs tapped when you bring them!
-1400 (2:00PM) Rego tent opens
-1800 (6:00PM) Elections
-1900 (7:00PM) Potluck dinner
-2100 (9:00PM or whenever it gets dark) Bonfire
-2200 (10:00PM) Shooting star trail! (Hared by Blacktivist and I Swear It’s Not Dirt. Contact Blacky or Dirté to sponsor!)
Saturday
-0800 (8:00AM or whenever you feel like it) BYOBreakfast!
-1200 (12:00PM or whenever you feel like it) BYOLunch!
-1400 (2:00PM) BYOFloat trail (Hared and sponsored by Not the Savior. Contact Savior to sponsor.)
-1700 (5:00PM) Retread Olympics (Hared by Cumz Loaded. Sponsored by Not the Savior and you?! Contact misman to sponsor a game!)
-1900 (7:00PM) Dinner! (Pigroast + potluck sides)
-2100 (9:00PM or maybe all day and night) Bonfire!
-2369 (11:69PM) Nudie trail (Hared by Say Bitches. Contact Bitches to sponsor a shot stop!)
Sunday
-0800 (8:00AM or whenever you feel like it) BYOBreakfast!
-1100 (11:00AM) Hangover trail (If we’re not too hungover!)
-1200 (12:00PM or whenever you feel like it) BYOLunch!
-1400 (2:00PM) Get the fuck out! Or don't... ONE MORE DAY!
All times listed are Hash Standard Time and mean very little.
Can’t cum for a whole weekend? It’s OK, lots of people can’t! That’s why we’re offering single day regos!
-Friday $10 (goes up to $15 on 8/27/18)
-Saturday $15
-Sunday $10
Price goes up as we get closer to the campout so rego early!
08/03/18 - Rego goes up to $35
08/27/18 - Rego goes up to $40
Please only rego if you’re in good standing with your mother/home kennel. We don’t want to have that awkward conversation any more than you do but we will.
Retread Olympics
Anarchy Acres
Tent camping only
Porta-potties
No showers but you can play in the river
including:
Blacktivist
(RCH3-OH)
I SWEAR IT’S NOT DIRT
(RCRH4)
Fucking InTents
(MountainBeers Has...)
Virgin Alida
(RCH3-OH)
Say Bitches
(RCH3-OH)
Three's company 5 is just right
(RCRH4)
Just Megan
(RCH3-OH)
AssTek
(CFH3)
Just hallie
(RCH3-OH)
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